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Garri_Activist: I have 10 bags of Garri for sale at 10% discount price.

How much?

azubuko grace: did they offer part time program?

ICEP?

Graviton: I have to commend you, I believe I'm speaking for all aspiring students of IMSU on nairaland when i say "Thank You, Imsu Boi"

My pleasure

preecious: pls hw do i obtain the form

The forms are being sold at the microfinance bank situated inside the school premises

Well, I've never been a fan of this amy whinehouse wanna-be..

She just showcased how uTterly useless she can be by posting pictures of herself high on weed..

She even posted a picture of her favorite quote: poko.. Written with weed.


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What's your take on this issue?

Well, I've never been a fan of this amy whinehouse wanna-be..

She just showcased how uTterly useless she can be by posting pictures of herself high on weed..

She even posted a picture of her favorite quote: poko.. Written with weed.


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What's your take on this issue?

Graviton: Procedure, please

I'll get back to you shortly

Dr. Asiko:
Please just confirm if the forms are out or not..Nobody is holding you responsible

The forms are now on sale in school

Nice one

Standing up while urinating may soon be illegal for men in
Europe.
Male representatives on the Sormland County
Council and the Left Party are pushing for “sitting only”
public restrooms. Exactly how the self-avowed socialisist
and feminist political party plans on enforcing the
allegedly more sanitary restroom habits of males
remains to be seen. Supporters of the law against
standing while urinating also believe that male health will
be bolstered when urinating while sitting on a toilet so
the bladder empties more effectively, according to the
Huffington Post.
If upright male urination becomes too politically
incorrect to tolerate in Western Europe any longer,
legal citations may soon begin flying. The Naked
Scientists website notes that a similar movement is also
brewing in Germany, France and Holland.
University of Louisville professor John Gamel believes
that seated urination laws will not stop men from
behaving in a less than sanitary manner while relieving
themselves. According to Gamel’s statements in the
Huffington Post, spatter caused during the “shake off”
will still occur in Europe because “no man will want to
shake” by sticking their hand inside a toilet.
Feminists in some portions of Europe have begun
carrying signs stating “Drop your trousers and sit” with a
logo of a man urinating standing up with a big red “X”
over the image. Some women are taking the fight against
standing urination so seriously that placards have also
been spotted with the wording, “Not another filthy
puddle on MY bathroom floor!” to discourage standing
while urinating at home.

The Left Party is not at a loss for reasons to outlaw
standing while urinating in Europe. UPI reports that
supporters also believe sitting while urinating will reduce
potential prostate issues and bolster the opportunity
for a longer sex life.




Guys, What's your take on this issue?

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Eneze1: I thought this people are all dead

Why are you echoing what afam said?

Afam4eva: Are these people not all dead? What's the population of these bokoharam members btw? 500,000? Perhaps 1million?

Sh.IT

Afam you should have just waited 2 more seconds na.. You've taken the number one spot


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Back to the topic: I think our reta.rded, wife-controlling puppet of a pre.sident should seek foreign aid on this matter. These boko haram dudes are proving to be too smart for his little brain to handle




N/B: its my own opinion o! Abeg! No one should start throwing punches

He has a heart

You equally mentioned that accidents frequently
occur when people are coming for crusades. Is it
true?
FromLagosstate to Abia state and most times Asaba,
Delta state has experienced serious auto accidents
where church members who are coming to crusade
lost their lives. The one that happened atAbujawas a
fatal accident, where the head of the driver was cut
into two. Instead of discussing how to rescue the
driver’s life, Muoka and his pastors were busy talking
about their damaged vehicle. They told the man to
go to the police station and report himself, because
he spoilt their car. People are dying in their numbers,
Federal Government need to investigate this church
and know what is going on inside. Look at all
theChosenmembers, you will discover that their
shoes are torn and clothes worn out. Compare my
appearance when I was there and now that I am no
longer there, people will judge by themselves.
Muoka has a house inLondon, U.S,South Africaand
millions in foreign banks.
Don’t you think that it will be very difficult to
believe that he will just talk to people and they will
sow seed with everything they have and give false
testimonies?
If Muoka said that he is a genuine man of God, let
him bring out his wedding films, air it on Silverbird,
AIT and NTA, so that Nigerians will know where he
is coming from. After watching his wedding films,
people will tell us Muoka is a man of God or an
occultist. His members should watch it and compare
it with all his preaching, then we will know what
happens in the Lord’sChosen. President Goodluck
Jonathan should tell Muoka to release his wedding
film, let us know if people will still attend his church.
We were around, and we watched the film. He told
us that village meeting is a sin and that his members
should not go to village meetings, but he went to
Ihiala Hall, where Ihiala people worship their
masquerade, situated beside a Lord’s Chosen church,
why didn’t he enter inside the church and do the
wedding since he wanted to do it in that village?
Instead he chose an occultist arena because he
knew what he wanted to do and gain. Who
performed Muoka’s wedding ceremony? Is it Kumuyi,
Adeboye or his pastors? He needs to bring out his
wedding film, let the whole Nigerians watch it and
then everybody will know the hidden things. I want
people who are calling him a man of God to see the
film, and know if he is practicing what he is
preaching. I am saying all these things because of
the people who are still in his bondage.


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Q: Does it mean that all the miracles he airs on
television are fake miracles?


A: That is what I am saying, they are all arranged. All
the testimonies are from his members who have
been brainwashed with false promises of everything
on the earth. I was once one of them, if Muoka is a
man of God who performs miracles, why is he not
broadcasting seed sowing? Why is he not
broadcasting the scenes where he is asking his
congregation, who sow N5 million, N4 million, N3
million, N2 million, N1 million to N500,000? From
giving millions to N200, and the whole church will
stand and sow seed with their transportation money.
People should forget those miracles; they are the
more you look, the less you see. If you are sick,
have faith in Christ, look for money and see a doctor
at the hospital. If Muoka is a miracle worker, why
did his wife do a fibroid operation? The Head of
Evangelism has a fractured hand; one of the hands is
shorter than one, why hasn’t he straightened his
hand? The Head of Disciplinary Committee has a
fractured leg for many years, why hasn’t Muoka
healed him? His wife’s brother has been mad for
many years, why has he not received healing from
Muoka as a miracle worker? The Head of Foreign
Mission had a broken leg in a ghastly accident while
on Lord’sChosen’s assignment, Muoka has not healed
him. Head of his Administration joined Lord’s Chosen
in his quest for fruit of the womb, but his wife has
not become pregnant till today, I spent 7 years in
Lord’sChosenand turned a barren woman, if not for
my first son whom I had given birth to before joining
the church. I left Lord’s Chosen and became
pregnant and delivered a baby girl. Head of Building
committee has glaucoma, Muoka has not given him a
good sight, rather he come to the hospital beside my
house. Pastors’ daughters are sleeping around,
getting pregnant and having illegitimate children
from his drivers. Muoka knows all these things, but
he is covering such grievous sins because they are
partners in crime and business. If Muoka is a miracle
worker, what stops him from healing his workers
first before going outside? How will someone who
has not healed himself heal others? Nigerians should
shine their eyes, because the only way to receive
miracle is through God’s will.
You mentioned that children usually disappear in
Lord’sChosencrusade grounds, is it true?
Children are not the only victims, adults disappear
also. Men do loose their wives in crusade nights.
There is a woman who came all the way
fromAnambraStatewith her son, he disappeared in
crusade. Her husband learnt of it, and insisted that
she should not return home without the boy. She has
been selling pure water outside there and sleeping
at open places for the past one year. People are
frustrated and stranded; all the traders lining up
fromIjesha Roadto this compound are people who
get stranded after sowing seed with everything in
their pocket, including their transport money. To
raise their transportation money back to East,
South or North where they came from, they will sell
oranges, pure water, and peanuts and even plait
people’s hair. For instance, I’m now a petty trader?
When I joined the church years back I was working
with politicians then and it is because he conned me
into giving all I have that is the reason I’m now into
petty trading. Today, I am so frustrated that I do
petty trading to feed. I have a gospel album, but
there is no money to promote it and other things,
and it was the same album that Muoka banned. I
don’t have money to eat, because a fellow human
being brainwashed me and collected everything that
I have on this earth. Muoka is not a man of God,
because a man of God does not go to the Police
Station, if you doubt me, then I will give the date
you will appear in court with us.
Does the pastor know about the disappearance of
the boy and what did he do?
I don’t know if he knows about it, because it is hard
to have an appointment with him, so, the woman is
writing letters through his pastors for her to see
him, but I don’t know if she has succeeded. Poor
people don’t see him, except the rich.
So how does his pastors give account of people who
disappear, how do they explain such situation?
They know how all these people disappear, are they
not the same as Muoka? Don’t they know what is
happening in church? They are not doing anything
that is why the woman spent over one year in this
open place. Women get lost in the crusade and
nobody will see them again, I wish that others who
have left Lord’s Chosen will come out to confirm
what I am saying. They are deceiving themselves and
believing that Muoka is unaware of these things and
accuse the pastors of being responsible. Who are
they working for, are they not working for Muoka?
He said that God chose him to changeNigeria, let him
start with his members first.

Q: Does it mean that all the miracles he airs on
television are fake miracles?


A: That is what I am saying, they are all arranged. All
the testimonies are from his members who have
been brainwashed with false promises of everything
on the earth. I was once one of them, if Muoka is a
man of God who performs miracles, why is he not
broadcasting seed sowing? Why is he not
broadcasting the scenes where he is asking his
congregation, who sow N5 million, N4 million, N3
million, N2 million, N1 million to N500,000? From
giving millions to N200, and the whole church will
stand and sow seed with their transportation money.
People should forget those miracles; they are the
more you look, the less you see. If you are sick,
have faith in Christ, look for money and see a doctor
at the hospital. If Muoka is a miracle worker, why
did his wife do a fibroid operation? The Head of
Evangelism has a fractured hand; one of the hands is
shorter than one, why hasn’t he straightened his
hand? The Head of Disciplinary Committee has a
fractured leg for many years, why hasn’t Muoka
healed him? His wife’s brother has been mad for
many years, why has he not received healing from
Muoka as a miracle worker? The Head of Foreign
Mission had a broken leg in a ghastly accident while
on Lord’sChosen’s assignment, Muoka has not healed
him. Head of his Administration joined Lord’s Chosen
in his quest for fruit of the womb, but his wife has
not become pregnant till today, I spent 7 years in
Lord’sChosenand turned a barren woman, if not for
my first son whom I had given birth to before joining
the church. I left Lord’s Chosen and became
pregnant and delivered a baby girl. Head of Building
committee has glaucoma, Muoka has not given him a
good sight, rather he come to the hospital beside my
house. Pastors’ daughters are sleeping around,
getting pregnant and having illegitimate children
from his drivers. Muoka knows all these things, but
he is covering such grievous sins because they are
partners in crime and business. If Muoka is a miracle
worker, what stops him from healing his workers
first before going outside? How will someone who
has not healed himself heal others? Nigerians should
shine their eyes, because the only way to receive
miracle is through God’s will.

Q: You mentioned that children usually disappear in
Lord’sChosencrusade grounds, is it true?

A: Children are not the only victims, adults disappear
also. Men do loose their wives in crusade nights.
There is a woman who came all the way
fromAnambraStatewith her son, he disappeared in
crusade. Her husband learnt of it, and insisted that
she should not return home without the boy. She has
been selling pure water outside there and sleeping
at open places for the past one year. People are
frustrated and stranded; all the traders lining up
fromIjesha Roadto this compound are people who
get stranded after sowing seed with everything in
their pocket, including their transport money. To
raise their transportation money back to East,
South or North where they came from, they will sell
oranges, pure water, and peanuts and even plait
people’s hair. For instance, I’m now a petty trader?
When I joined the church years back I was working
with politicians then and it is because he conned me
into giving all I have that is the reason I’m now into
petty trading. Today, I am so frustrated that I do
petty trading to feed. I have a gospel album, but
there is no money to promote it and other things,
and it was the same album that Muoka banned. I
don’t have money to eat, because a fellow human
being brainwashed me and collected everything that
I have on this earth. Muoka is not a man of God,
because a man of God does not go to the Police
Station, if you doubt me, then I will give the date
you will appear in court with us.

Q: Does the pastor know about the disappearance of
the boy and what did he do?

A: I don’t know if he knows about it, because it is hard
to have an appointment with him, so, the woman is
writing letters through his pastors for her to see
him, but I don’t know if she has succeeded. Poor
people don’t see him, except the rich.

Q: So how does his pastors give account of people who
disappear, how do they explain such situation?

A: They know how all these people disappear, are they
not the same as Muoka? Don’t they know what is
happening in church? They are not doing anything
that is why the woman spent over one year in this
open place. Women get lost in the crusade and
nobody will see them again, I wish that others who
have left Lord’s Chosen will come out to confirm
what I am saying. They are deceiving themselves and
believing that Muoka is unaware of these things and
accuse the pastors of being responsible. Who are
they working for, are they not working for Muoka?
He said that God chose him to changeNigeria, let him
start with his members first.

Don’t you think that people will not believe that a
man of God dragged a church member to court,
simply because she left the church?
If they doubt me, they should visit D2 at Panti, they
will see the kind of petition Pastor Lazarus Muoka
wrote against me, that I, Pastor Leo and Pastor
Innocent attempted kidnapping him. Why is he lying,
because we left his church? He is charging us for
kidnapping and murder, because we said no to all the
atrocities going on in the church. According to him,
he escaped and we scattered his church on Easter
day, why will a man of God engage in such grievous
lies against another person? Ask his church members
if anything happened there on Easter day. There are
different petition written against me by Muoka in
these places that I mentioned, anybody can go there
and verify. Is a man of God supposed to go to the
police station? He said that God sent him to win 10
billion souls, me, my husband, children, all these
policemen he is dragging in church, are they not
among the 10 billion souls? Lord’s chosen parade the
poorest pastors in Nigeria, because they sow
everything they have to Muoka, many sell their cars
and houses and bring the money to Muoka, and he
makes no provision for them, so, why won’t they be
poor?
There is this belief that people are not forced to
sow seed and that for you to have sow everything
you have was a mater of choice
It is a big lie, I didn’t decide to do it, because
nobody will render himself poor and useless. I
owned cars, was feeding well, I was a politician and
people knew me as Operation Sweep. I was working
with top personalities atAbuja, a woman leader in
Berger Motors, why didn’t I talk against these
people? I have worked with many people and I have
never spoken badly about anybody, the truth is that
Muoka is a devil, deceiver and anti-Christ. People are
dying in his church, so Nigerians should open their
eyes and learn lessons from others like me.
So, what makes people to sow seed with everything
that they have?
Brainwash, I call it brainwash because it is between
Muoka and his God, he knows what he uses. ‘Heaven
At Last, Your Treasure is in Heaven and you must
sow everything that you have in this world’ to his
church members to stop helping people, rather, they
should bring all the money to his church. After all,
his long stories, in fact, he knows what he does to
people, and they will sow everything they have to his
church and become stranded. He has taught people
to stop being kind, and focus their attention on him.
His pastors have thrashed people with cane to the
point that petty traders around the area are calling
them names, and feel that Muoka does not know
about their predicaments, but the truth is that
Muoka is sending his pastors to flog people and
chase them away. He is using people to deal with
individuals who are stranded in his church and make
them feel that he is not aware of their
predicaments. He told us not to gather treasure on
this earth, but he is interested in buying houses,
cars, properties around the world. He told us to sow
seed to enable him build a big branch at Abuja, we
did that and Muoka erected an estate at Abuja,
which he sells and makes money from, while the
people who sow these seeds are dying in penury. If
you see the appearance of a Lord’sChosenevangelist,
you will know that they are very hungry. I
leftChosenafter loosing everything that I have, and
today, I cannot afford my child’s school fees, I
went to withdraw my son from private school to a
public school because I don’t have anything again.
This is after using my picture to sell signs and
wonders for 5 years.
How did he do that?
He told me to dress like a mad woman, testify that I
was mad, but have received healing in Lord’sChosen.
He published this testimony in Signs and Wonders
and sold it for 5 years, but I have never been mad
before in my life. That is the type of miracles that
Muoka performs. He brainwashed me and told me to
appear like a mad woman, then my photographs were
taken and my fake and false testimonies were
published in his magazine. Muoka would gather his
dedicated church members, tell them to give false
testimonies to deceive others to still come and sow
everything that they have.
What type of arrangement do you have with him that
led you to do that kind of thing?
What kind of arrangement is that? He will give false
promise of buying houses, cars and other properties
for you, and after, he will dump you. He is a use and
dump man. Compare his appearance with that of his
pastors and you can’t imagine what you will see. His
pastors buy their suits from Aswani market. Many of
them cannot pay their bills, children’s school fees
and house rents. He put me in the paper to tell
people that I was once mad, and I have received
healing in Lord’sChosen. Let him bring out all the
people he claimed to heal of HIV and AIDS. His
miracles are the more you look, the less you see,
they are not real. Many sick people come to Muoka,
but he cannot give them money to go to the hospital
or allow them to use his hospital because they
cannot afford his hospital’s bill. His hospital is very
expensive, and this is the person who told us not to
go to the hospital. He is dragging pure water, “Mama
Put” business and minerals with poor people inside his
church compound. Instead of him to give sick people
who come to him for rescue, money for treatment,
he will wave his hand on their faces in the name of
healing and such people die immediately they leave
the church premises. The only contribution that
Muoka has in this country is to collect money from
people and frustrate them.

“In the latter days for there shall arise false Christ
and prophets and shall shew great signs and
wonders.”

We are indeed in the latter days taking
into consideration the confession of Evangelist
Juliet Ezeonye Idu, who was once a follower of
Lazarus Muoka, the General Overseer of the Lord’s
Chosen Charismatic Renewal Mission, she accused him
of employing all sort of devilish act to con his
followers and deceive the people with all sort of
staged miracles. She also accused him of being
fetish and acquires wealth in controversial
circumstances. Excerpts…
People are saying that you are speaking against a
man of God

What makes someone a man of God? A man of God is
someone who is doing God’s will. Someone who is
trustworthy and reliable, according to Matthew 7:5,
you have to remove the dirt in your eyes before you
will start thinking of removing the one in your
brother’s eyes. You have to repent from your sins
before you start thinking of converting another
person, Muoka will climb the altar and list the things
people should not do, but he does evil things behind
close doors. Before now, he was using me to fight
against other members who were fed up with his
atrocities and evil deeds. For instance, when he was
fighting with Everest Ofuegbu, he gave me money to
write against him which I did, I returned to the
church and he was asking me why I did not write that
Ofuegbu was an armed robber, kidnapper and killer?
He fought me in his office because of this issue. I
called him, pastor, how can I write a false story
against an innocent man. My conscience started
disturbing me over the false story that I wrote
against Ofuegbu, but he didn’t care about that, all
that mattered to him was that I didn’t accuse
Ofuegbu wrongly. What manner of a man of God can
engage in such things? If Muoka is a man of God,
what provision does he have for the poor, widows,
needy and helpless? I was one of his “catchers” who
he uses to teach mugus. I call them mugus because


Muoka is a businessman and he uses these people and
dumps them. Then, he will send us to tell people
during crusade rally that there is feeding, housing,
transport, all your sicknesses will go and all kinds of
basic needs are available in Lord’sChosen. On their
way coming, there will be different kinds of auto
crashes and many will die. When the lucky ones
finally come to the church for the Lord’s abundance,
they will work away worse. That is because between
Saturday & Sunday, Lazarus Muoka will brainwash
them and they will sow seed with everything that
they have and become stranded. Many will sow N1
million, others N500,000 till you see people who will
give out their transport money because they have
been told that if you sow your valuables, close your
account, drop the last money in your pocket, God
will bless you. Towards the evening time, he will send
his pastors to start flogging this helpless people and
throw them out from the church premises. On
Monday morning after Saturday and Sunday, Muoka
and Pastor Leo, the former Chief Security Officer,
will start chasing people away from the compound. I
was present one Monday morning when a man on the
wheel chair was abandoned, Muoka and Pastor Leo
were doing their normal routine of chasing people
away, and he asked Leo, “are you that man on the
wheel chair?” I saw it and know everything because
I was an insider. So, he told Leo, ‘Don’t you know
that if people see this man on the wheel chair, they
will say what we are preaching and practicing here is
not true, please go and tell that man to leave or flog
him. ‘Do you know that long cane? That is what they
use to force helpless and stranded Nigerians out of
Lord’s Chosen Charismatic Renewal Mission. Poor
people are thrashed and forced out of the church, is
that the way a man of God should behave? He took
me to the PRO, Human, State CID, alleging that I
want to kidnap him, he finally took me to court, is
that the way a man of God should behave?

Ha! Who hid all these posts?

Damianjnr: Bro was in school today and I confirmed it.

Thanks for the info....


I'll check anyway

Get well soon bro....


I hope my 1,000naira helps

ichommy: God will heal u pal

Amen

abeg who is this eye witness ?


You sure say the person dey see at all?

She's suffering from Amastia (Lack of b.oo.bs )