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Car Talk / Re: What I Saw Written On A Tricycle! by incandescentena: 4:37pm On Oct 07, 2023
Dpen11:
He is being sincere


How do you know he is sincere or not, just by viewing his keke napep back?


Op, some tricycle riders are big boys o. some decent girls always like to flex with them...

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Politics / Re: FG Suspends Npower Indefinitely by incandescentena: 4:27pm On Oct 07, 2023
Biodun556:
Npower is Buhari empowerment program

Tinubu should introduce his own

Rather, Tinubu should improve the economy. Npower never took us anywhere but monies for the lazy youths

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Politics / Re: FG Suspends Npower Indefinitely by incandescentena: 4:25pm On Oct 07, 2023
Hunger go kee dem

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Wikipedia Page Has Been Edited. Adekunle Added by incandescentena: 4:21pm On Oct 07, 2023
grin

This wiki sef is funny

cheesy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ex-Israeli Prime Minister, Naftali Bennett, Joins Reserve Mobilisation by incandescentena: 4:14pm On Oct 07, 2023
The heat is on Palestinians

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Romance / Re: My Experience With A Gay Colleague Yester Night by incandescentena: 4:09pm On Oct 07, 2023
Zxcvbnmghtr:
My own story is, I shared a two bedroom flat with a road safety lady after I finished my NYSC.

Initially, we were all corpers in the whole flat till end of service which I decided to stay back for about 2 more years.

I can't afford to pay the whole rent and so the estate agent got a flat mate.

A very beautiful lady. My first observation was her obsession with porn. Next was the frequency of random girls who come to pass the night.

Until one mid night, I woke up and was hearing moaning sounds. I initially thought it was porn until the both came out to take their bath. I still didn't quickly understand what was going on.

So I started paying attention to the point that I stop sleeping at nights anytime she got a female friend.

Then, I got to know that she is a lesbian.

So I thought to myself, no wonder any time am taking my bath that is when she finds one reason or the other that I should open the bath door for her to come in and the way she start accessing me.

In short, we got talking. That was when she opened up and told me that, if she feels attraction for a lady, she has a way of making her come visit her and from there, have fun. She showed me her Love Machine and also proved what she said one day by pointing to a teen girl she feels attraction for that I will see how she will end up sleeping with her. To my amazement, this teen who they never had business what so ever together started coming to pay her visits. She told me to bump into her room after 30 mins when I see her flash call. An that was it. To prove to me that she can get any lady she likes. She was eating, sucking and licking her while the teen closed her eyes didn't even know anyone had come in.

I got the fears of my life when one mind night, DSS came to surround our house with the claim that the wife of one of them had come to sleep over, and their thoughts was that she came to sleep over with a man. When the realize, she was with a woman, they never suspect what was going on. They thought it's just normal, but in actual sense she came to cheat on her husband.

From my experience living with her, she approaches women just they way men do. Stop a lady she likes, gist get her number and the next thing they are in bed.


Lies. It is you the road safety lady telling us story

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Politics / Re: Kano Guber Tussle: INEC Withdraws Appeal Against APC Tribunal Victory by incandescentena: 4:00pm On Oct 07, 2023
Jack500:

Stop mistaking me for your father that failed to train you.
grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel declares war readiness as Hamas springs surprise multiple attacks by incandescentena: 3:28pm On Oct 07, 2023
Bakrabas:

You forgot to Include IPOB , Salvation Army, LGBTQ sponsors etc
Noted!
Politics / Re: Kaduna, Abia, Rivers… 28 States Attracted Zero Foreign Investments In Six Months by incandescentena: 3:21pm On Oct 07, 2023
AbujaLagos:
your state is among ba grin
Yes wink

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Politics / Re: One Nigeria Best For Igbo – Ex-gov Ezeife by incandescentena: 2:54pm On Oct 07, 2023
No they say they are going to Israel to fight Hamas

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Politics / Re: Kaduna, Abia, Rivers… 28 States Attracted Zero Foreign Investments In Six Months by incandescentena: 1:29pm On Oct 07, 2023
Nonsense sad

''Nigeria attracted zero investment in 6months" instead.

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Politics / Re: Over 50 IDF Soldiers Including A High Ranking Commander Captured By Hana's. by incandescentena: 1:21pm On Oct 07, 2023
This is a joke

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Romance / Re: My Experience With A Gay Colleague Yester Night by incandescentena: 12:43pm On Oct 07, 2023
angry


Op, Where you waiting for him to confirm if you are enjoying the sensation or not?


You goofed big time. Instead you should have knocked him out, instantå on noticing the first touch.


So much gays walking the streets.

Op When you report the gay guard, be ready for the greatest shock of your security career cos they might all be gay partners branch, trying to initiate new partners(don't let anyone talk you into tiering your as hole)


*spit

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Politics / Re: Kano Guber Tussle: INEC Withdraws Appeal Against APC Tribunal Victory by incandescentena: 12:41pm On Oct 07, 2023
Jack500:

Go to hell
Akpu face
Pained imp
Crime / Re: My Horrible Experience At Computer Village by incandescentena: 12:21pm On Oct 07, 2023
burp18:
5k? Do you even know the between panti and computer village Ikeja? I just dey look you. It's easy to talk when you've never been in a spot

Stop typing trash.



Where are you? And are you willing to recover your funds or the new item?

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Crime / Re: My Horrible Experience At Computer Village by incandescentena: 12:19pm On Oct 07, 2023
Nazgul:
The error came from you bro. Dishonesty is synonymous with most Nigerians.

You shouldn't have convinced your friend to transfer such amount to cunning sellers when you knew you wouldn't be physically present to inspect and confirm the originality of the product.

I wouldn't tell you to involve the police cos they'll just bribe them, and nothing would come out of the matter. Walk into ikeja cantonment. It's not far from there. Get like 2 soldiers. Settle them and explain things to them. The soldiers would follow you to their shop and say the product belongs to them and if they don't want any trouble, they should refund back your money.

Believe me, you'll receive your credit alert that moment
Absolutely correct! Instant refund cos i know how it works.

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Politics / Re: Ibom United Assembly Tells President Tinubu To Call Akpabio To Order by incandescentena: 11:50am On Oct 07, 2023
wink
Your Excellency, we can also tell you authoritatively that the Senate President has began plotting your impeachment by inciting some members of the National Assembly against you. We can also tell you that Godswill Akpabio has a hand in the ongoing controversy over you academic records in Chicago University. We know this for a fact because from our investigation, his cronies are collaborating with the Presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Atiku Abubakar and his team on the case. Truthfully, having one of the most untrustworthy men in today's Nigerian politics as head of the country's legislature while you are the country's President is as good as sitting on a time bomb.

The last paragraph is a very weighty allegations

I see the hand of his village people, Godwin emefiele and Abdulaziz Yari witchhunting Akpabio

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Did Not Show Up For Our Event Despite Being Paid N72m – Ex-nff President by incandescentena: 11:43am On Oct 07, 2023
Ahmed0336:
This is bad PR. David jejely return their money.

Davido is fvcking broke. Get it into your skull

Nice one from Pinnick. These artists think they are all and all...

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Did Not Show Up For Our Event Despite Being Paid N72m – Ex-nff President by incandescentena: 11:34am On Oct 07, 2023
cry
(toothless efcc seeing §94,000)


Davido used your monies to pregnant olosho all around the world.

Chai....Chioma towtow don suffer std from dat her cheating partner.

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Politics / Re: Police Raid Insurgents Camp In Anambra, Rescue Three Hostages by incandescentena: 11:22am On Oct 07, 2023
BloodyDoe:
I think the iniquities of this particular tribe/group have played on too long because of the government wax cold hand of justice. No need for trials, just kill them. Poor reverend, they must have kept him and the 2 other for meat, barbecue and assorted.

Amazing grace cheesy

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Romance / Re: Ever Dumped A Dating Partner And Later Felt He Or She Was Your Future Spouse? by incandescentena: 11:07am On Oct 07, 2023
tongue
People break up and move on!



But
I don't get it......How would you know it was supposed to be your future spouse?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel declares war readiness as Hamas springs surprise multiple attacks by incandescentena: 10:36am On Oct 07, 2023
Fooool oooo. Mumuric now is blaming politics like those worthless terrorists ipod blaming dss and security agents for the bloodshed in eastern region....Just like your idiocy APC blaming pdp for their worthlessness in government since 1999!

Ish!t on you slowpoke....tongue
Xkale1996:
illiterate fooool

You know nothing about world politics

Useless thinking

You created Boko Haram if not France
Who created iswap if not France


Idiot fool

Mr terrorist, Who ever created them means nothing.

They all belong to the same religion of piss. The question is now, why always that religion and violence is 5&6 you heading slamming moda fvckin imp

Fvck outta hereeeee

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel declares war readiness as Hamas springs surprise multiple attacks by incandescentena: 7:15am On Oct 07, 2023
undecided
This is gory sight...
Click like for Israel cos Palestine terrorists are about to have it all from Israel.

Hamas, Islamic Jihads and terrorists in Gaza will all together be ''reduced to Rubbles.

The Religion of piss and sh!t my fvcking butt did all this act

Boko haram na dem
iSwap na dem
killer herders na dem
al-Qaeda na dem

All the whole violent extremist terrorists group, causing no peace in the global community, NA DEM NA DEM NA DEM, THE RELIGION OF NO-PEACE


Live and LET'S LIVE!

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Crime / Re: BREAKING: Does Killing Nigerien Babies Bring Glory To Our Name? FFK Speaks!! by incandescentena: 7:27am On Aug 28, 2023
Brilliant!



"While speaking of Africa, we must check our memory. We started draining the continent four and a half centuries ago with the slave trade. Next, we discovered their raw materials and seized them. Having deprived Africans of their wealth, we sent in our elites who destroyed their culture. Now, we are depriving them of their brains thanks to scholarships which are definitely another form of exploitation because, at the end, the most intelligent students do not go back to their countries. In the end, noticing that Africa is not in a good state and as bonuses for the wealth we made on its back, we are giving lectures” (Former French President Jaques Chirac)


It's now left for the current horse rider of Nigeria to listen.

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Family / Re: Cost Of Living In Ikorodu by incandescentena: 7:22am On Aug 28, 2023
yrhuhfy113:


YOU ARE NOT IN IKORODU.... so don't say what you don't know.

IKORODU is one of the best places for low budget cost of living.

I dey laugh you...because you buy things in smaller quantity ba? Like 50 naira groundnut, 50 naira cup of garri, 50 naira sugar abi.


Op, if you can afford for now, just buy in bulk or stock up with the things you need.

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Family / Re: Cost Of Living In Ikorodu by incandescentena: 7:12am On Aug 28, 2023
yrhuhfy113:

about 20-40k monthly depending on your lifestyle... BUT IT IS REALLY LOW BUDGET



Omo....Prices dey change by minute now for market o.....no low budget again o for this Tinubu regime. Everything price don high. Island or mainland, village sef or rural community.

Carry the money you get, go market buy anything you fit buy and jehely dey go back house you hear so..

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Politics / Re: The Illegality Of Ex-Governors Collecting Both Salaries & Pensions- PremiumTimes by incandescentena: 7:05am On Aug 28, 2023
"Class of 99' governors" really caused more damage in this Country Nigeria.

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Career / Re: My last day. by incandescentena: 9:49am On Aug 27, 2023
;(

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Technology Market / Re: How I Ended Up Buying A Fake Lg TV. Or Did I? by incandescentena: 11:48am On Aug 26, 2023
Sorry Op

My problem is that I was running late to work. So I took uber only to find out that the day was Saturday when I don't go to work. No one could even tell me at home sef earlier ..mtcheeew

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Politics / Re: Asari-dokubo: Tinubu Bars N’delta Ex-agitators From Aso Rock by incandescentena: 12:13pm On Aug 15, 2023
frankyychiji:
Don't be deceived. Ebola is a serial liar. If Asari can't come to the villa physically, he has a hotline to reach Ebola and his presence is not needed for his bank alerts from ebola.
Exactly what the report says. "ex-militant leader" should stay off Aso-rock Villa.

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