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Car Talk / Re: I Got An Accidented 2017 Accord by Inception(m): 7:17pm On Apr 13, 2022
9icetoo:

75k high mileage?

Ha. Those of us wey dey 190k nko?

The afterlife grin

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Politics / Re: Ned Nwoko Meets Sharon Ikeazor For Collaboration With Ministry Of Environment by Inception(m): 8:55pm On Apr 01, 2022
Kazeem47:
cool
Vawulence ooo

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Car Talk / Re: Volvo 240 Wagon. 750k Asking. Location = Ph 08163157823 by Inception(m): 3:09pm On Apr 01, 2022
KingAlayinde:



Abeg add the remaining figures to makes it 1milli

grin
Car Talk / Re: Abs Malfunction. I Just Removed The Fuse From The Fusebox. Who Abs Epp ? No Time by Inception(m): 1:22pm On Apr 01, 2022
sukkot:
I am part of the NO TIME geng. so my ABS was malfunctioning. car will be shaking anyhow when braking or reversing. the ABS light was on too. i just locate the fuse in the fusebox and pulled it out. who ABS epp ? NO TIME. car is back to perfect now. no more shaking
Inception:


Try this experiment:
1. Take your car to the highway(service lane), get up to about 100kph, then depress the brakes quickly and suddenly. While at it try steering the vehicle and see if your car will respond to steering input. Try this with another car equipped with ABS, then kindly revert here with the results.
2. On a slippery road surface, drive your car to speed, then depress the brakes quickly and suddenly. Note the braking distance. Repeat experiment with a car equipped with ABS and revert with results
3. On a dry surface, drive your car to speed, then depress the brakes quickly and suddenly. after stopping, check the condition of your front tires and observe the flat spot. Repeat with a car with ABS, and revert.

Thank you.


Watch this for better enlightenment


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKiTAcXK6M4

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Car Talk / Re: Abs Malfunction. I Just Removed The Fuse From The Fusebox. Who Abs Epp ? No Time by Inception(m): 8:18am On Mar 29, 2022
sukkot:
I am part of the NO TIME geng. so my ABS was malfunctioning. car will be shaking anyhow when braking or reversing. the ABS light was on too. i just locate the fuse in the fusebox and pulled it out. who ABS epp ? NO TIME. car is back to perfect now. no more shaking

Try this experiment:
1. Take your car to the highway(service lane), get up to about 100kph, then depress the brakes quickly and suddenly. While at it try steering the vehicle and see if your car will respond to steering input. Try this with another car equipped with ABS, then kindly revert here with the results.
2. On a slippery road surface, drive your car to speed, then depress the brakes quickly and suddenly. Note the braking distance. Repeat experiment with a car equipped with ABS and revert with results
3. On a dry surface, drive your car to speed, then depress the brakes quickly and suddenly. after stopping, check the condition of your front tires observe the flat spot. Repeat with a car with ABS, and revert.

Thank you.

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Politics / Re: Pray For Nigeria, Aisha Buhari Begs Citizens Hours After APC Convention by Inception(m): 11:42am On Mar 28, 2022
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Car Talk / Re: ... by Inception(m): 7:15pm On Mar 27, 2022
Dem don finally get this guy. He is becoming more mentally unstable by the day.


Chai

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Politics / Re: APC Convention: Did Fani-Kayode Attend As An Abia State Delegate? (Picture) by Inception(m): 4:33pm On Mar 27, 2022
Proudlyomonna:


You kukuma no get papa wey dangote fit crush,bcus your late pickpocket papa wey no get sense to use condoms die in the hands of mob wey born am to ashes for stealing a fowl so na you dangote go crush to pieces before you born another pick pocket like your late father or prostitute like your late mama
You think sey na only you dey vawulent abi�
grin
Romance / Re: Why Is Adult Video Called 'Blue Film?' by Inception(m): 2:08pm On Mar 26, 2022
[quote author=KingMack post=111385559][/quote]
Hahaha

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Autos / Re: Clean Registered 2014 Hyundai Sonata For Sale by Inception(m): 3:56pm On Mar 20, 2022
Bro, this is a 2014 Sonata o

No go undersell yourself

Happy sales
Autos / Re: Please Can Any One Guide Me On How To Buy autoscout24 by Inception(m): 11:13am On Mar 20, 2022
Pipefitter:
I saw a car a like on a german website ooyyo.com. can anyone guide me on how to buy from there including shipping and how much I can expect to spend for clearing
Bookmarked
Autos / Re: Acura TL 2013 Model Tokunbo Selling @ 4.950m by Inception(m): 8:15am On Mar 20, 2022
elshanAutos:

A simply google search would have informed your misinformed trolling self that a 2009 & 2013 TL are same shape, only face-lifted.

Use your data wisely.

Rip bro...

embarassed
Politics / Re: Has Any Other Nigerian Politician Been Slapped In Public Before? by Inception(m): 9:46am On Mar 19, 2022
hotspice29:
Yes, El Rufai and his deputy, the Late Arct. Bala Bantex. In public. Good show�
grin
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by Inception(m): 2:56pm On Mar 18, 2022
GAZZUZZ:


Replace the fuel pump assy
specifically, Fuel pressure regulator
Autos / Re: SOLD! SOLD!! 2012 Direct Tokunbo Toyota Avalon For Sale @enugu by Inception(m): 6:29am On Mar 18, 2022
This is a 2012 bro

Happy sales.
Autos / Re: Reset no longer available. by Inception(m): 3:47pm On Mar 09, 2022
davessales039:
Was your vehicle in an accident? Were the airbags deployed?
If yes, your SRS fault light will be stuck on.

To make your car safe again, you need to get the airbags replaced as well as the affected crash sensors.

To get your SRS /airbag module reset,
Call / Whatsapp
0915 433 7371

bookmarked

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Car Talk / Re: A Locally Made Car By An Sss 3 Student In Anambra State by Inception(m): 9:32pm On Mar 04, 2022
DoggoneDogg:
[s][/s]

What is the difference between a generator and a motocycle??

Seems you don't know that the same technician fixes both but can't fix a car.

It is quite unfortunate.
Bye.

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Car Talk / Re: A Locally Made Car By An Sss 3 Student In Anambra State by Inception(m): 5:36pm On Mar 04, 2022
DoggoneDogg:
Nonsense

He merely separated a tiger generator and spaced out its components. Thief.

The drivetrain is from a motorcycle.

Go and hide your head in shame.

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Politics / Re: NNPC Confirms IOCs Exit, Insists On Gas Development by Inception(m): 11:29am On Mar 04, 2022
iwaeda:


Most of them are not making FDI and are canceling existing projects.

Bonga Southwest, ZabaZaba, Owowo, HI and HA, etc. Multibillion-dollar projects!

What Buhari cannot destroy does not exist!

my brother, I weak.
Politics / Re: NNPC Confirms IOCs Exit, Insists On Gas Development by Inception(m): 9:32am On Mar 01, 2022
Donpuffy:
And finally, it's over for the petrol era,

IOC backing out at this crucial time will cause more harm.

May God give us the power to forge ahead.

Right now, Virtually all fabrication yards that build Oil and gas facilities are currently moribund.

When Shell, decided to put the HI project on hold for another year, my heart sank embarassed

These IOCs are backing out, yet they are running in droves to Angola, Guyana, Mozambique etc, despite our excellent crude oil grade and almost infinite gas deposits?

Let us continue to deceive ourselves.

We are yet to come to terms with the extensive damage this administration has caused the Upstream oil and gas sector, specifically with new field developments.
When people criticize Jonathan's administration, I simply laugh. After Obasanjo, That was the best period in the Nigerian Oil and gas industry, despite the non-signing of the PIB at the time.
And Believe it or not Diezaini was instrumental to those glory days (yes, you can come for my head).

Within 5 years, we had Erha, Egina, Ofon, Bonga NW, and Agbami(to a lesser scale) Field development projects. That was why there was a lot of money in the system.

With Buhari's body odour coming on board, over 80BN USD was pulled out of the system. And what did he do? Wasted billions of dollars in looking for non-existent oil in the North. That was one of the reasons The Naira fell like the wall of Jericho (and is still falling). The corruption in this administration is the most unprecedented in the history of Nigeria

Oil is over $100, and we cannot even meet up with 1.2 million barrels of our almost 2 million barrels per day quota.

Brace up Nigerians, there is still more to come.

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Inception(m): 2:37pm On Feb 24, 2022
Ggee:
Madam, please free this man.
No matter how much noise a man makes, he cannot give what he does not have. Just give him a soft landing.

shocked

Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Inception(m): 12:55pm On Feb 23, 2022
DrGoodman:


Mummy forget the long Turenci, in my place they have a proverb for this kind of contest "Na person wey them slap dey owe a fight"

As I see the expensive bag and raw cash, my dada scatter grin I strongly believe the guy is very rich and peppering you to sleeplessness.

You owe us some pinchure, show us your own bags and cash. It's wrong to answer people who show cash with mere words.

We will be the judge here.

I saw what you did there cheesy

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Inception(m): 6:14pm On Feb 22, 2022
MMotimo:


Correct!!!!



Posted from my iPhone 17 Mega max vertus pro in the comfort of my $70k armchair in my $3MM LA home as I await delivery of my latest Lambo

Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Inception(m): 3:08pm On Feb 21, 2022
Horlardorjah:


God bless you Sir, that's exactly my point. Lots of photos, links, videos of live projects done that I can share which are hand crafted n top notch but how many of our people here can afford to pay the premium. Yes those that will pay will do and they don't make noise n rant here all time.

We are ready to pay the premium abroad but can't here when we get down.
Someone said earlier that nairaland is bad for business, no not nairaland but some c*ckhead baby adult on the property section here makes it seem so once you don't align with their School of thought.
We must demand for the best as there is no excuse for any artisan to collect someone's hard earned money and throw it down the drain but it's wrong to conclude there are no credible and top notch service provider that can compete with foreigners if you have been dealing with the bad ones so far.
The individual should check him/herself to know what might be the factors getting him attracted to the wrong artisans.

I cum in peace

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Adverts / Re: Withdrawal Service For Your Limited PayPal Account by Inception(m): 11:09am On Feb 18, 2022
josephsm823:
We're available

Hi,

I got this mail from Paypal when trying to initiate a withdrawal from my Canadian Paypal account (opened for me by a friend) to a US bank account I linked to Payoneer:

We’ve received your request to withdraw money from your PayPal account to your bank account:

Requested withdrawal amount $Bleep. XX USD
Bank account COMMUNITY FEDERAL SAVINGS BANK XXXX
Transaction ID 00N6XXXXX669XXXXX
At PayPal, our primary concern is making sure that your money is secure. We do this by routinely reviewing some transactions. We’ve placed your withdrawal under review and this will last for up to 24 hours. If it passes our review, we’ll release it and the regular withdrawal timeframe will then take effect. If we can’t release it for any reason, we’ll contact you.

We appreciate your patience while we review your withdrawal.

Thing is, I had done withdrawal about 3 times, all were successful before this.

Is there anything that can be done to rectify this?

N.B I usually access the Paypal via VPN
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Inception(m): 1:57pm On Feb 17, 2022
Oduduwa707:


Mr. Man, would you just STFU? angry

A Swede once claimed, 50% of Nigerians would fail a mental capacity test to qualify as normal in the Western world.

STOP confusing Quality and Premium

Under no circumstance should quality EVER be compromised or people be made to pay extra for quality delivery.

Quality should be the basic hallmark of every businesses and corporations while Premium should be for those willing to pay more for extra functionality of the delivery.

The fact that Ferrari, Lamborghini or Mercedes are luxuries doesn't make Toyota or Honda anything short of quality.

Just imagine, you're here justifying stupidity yet, it's animals like you that blame 9ja Politicians for ineptitude while they're just a reflection of ur madness.

In Nigeria, the riff-raff, useless Artisans that failed the mastery of their crafts due to laziness and ignorance would require customers to pay extra for quality services.

Awon Oloriburuku! angry

Oduduwa707:


Stop attacking individuals demanding quality delivery for their hard-earned money.

Quality shouldn't be mistaken for Premium!

Quality should be the basic hallmark of every single business and corporation!

You can demand extra for Premium delivery but, NOT Quality delivery!

cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Inception(m): 2:23pm On Feb 16, 2022
EgunMogaji2:


Madam, if you saw the way I shot out of bed. My situation is as described. In the rush of surviving Nigeria I’ve forgotten that an ex is still 100% beneficiary. No way Jose.

grin grin

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Health / Re: Male Infertility!!! Share Your Experience/success Story. by Inception(m): 2:25pm On Feb 14, 2022
engrprinceka:
First of all. I want to thank God for his mercies. At UPTH, the doctor said I had no sperm count, from low sperm count. I have been married 3 years. I have taken a lot of drugs. My wife also had issues which made the matter complicated. Fast forward to January, I came for a training in india, I started taking some self prescribed meds. Addyzoa,sperman,testostorone booster,vit E 800IU.maca root, gingsing,and some other indian roots that i wasnt faithful to. last two weeks, I reluctantly walked to the hospital for full body check up and sperm count was 20million and motility 40% active, 10 % sluggish. I have taken these drugs for 3 months now. I am still on them till I come back, although on a reduced dose. I doubt the effectiveness of Nigeria drugs.
Trust God, Its God that works using medicines. A doctor here said its impossible to conceive with my count, I should opt for sperm donor.
Be patient. Its not in 2 weeks, fertility correction starts taking effect in 3 months up.
I trust God that He will meet all of us at the point of our needs, We are fruitful men in JESUS name. Amen.

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