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okwabayi:
It's obvious the christian God enjoys killings, corruption, lies and cheating compared to sins of the flesh. I wonder why every time all we hear about is avoiding fornication, even adultery doesn't get as much a spotlight.
My solution to the best kind of life to enjoy on earth is to do anything I know wouldn't bother my conscience. If a holy book does not speak of twitter, the internet or daily exercise then it is not a doctrine I will follow.
A religion I will abide to may come, in the near or distant future. For the meantime I'll live without worry.

Dear brother, nobody knows tomorrow. Choose ye this day whom you will serve, God or Mammon. Death can come at any time. Let's live our life to please God, let love Him because He first loves us. He is the way, truth and the life... Shalom

HappyPagan:
Of course, I'm interested in my well-being. That's why I don't follow sexual advice from a Jewish pervert.

Your god hung on a cross, three nails killed the son of a carpenter. I'll never worship man-nailed Gods.

Dear brother, God loves you, He loves all of us, there's no discrimination with God, He sent His only begotten son to pay the ransom for our sins. Remember, all have sinned and have come short of God's glory. He made an alternative plan for our redemption from sin, death and Satan. Remember, nothing can wash away our sins but the blood of His son, who surrendered Himself to be crucified to redeem us back to God. I pray God meet you in a very serious way, the way He met and arrested Saul whom was changed to Paul on his way to Damascus. Amen.

daryoor:
my daughter tawakalitu must see this. she got f9 in all her subjects except yoruba language.
se omo ni yen abi sample.

Let's somebody tell me to stop laughing. Ah!
LOL!

ekensi01:
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THIS STUFFS THAT A OLD MAN WOULD RAPE A YOUNG GIRL THIS TIME THAT SEX IS AS CHEAP AS PAPER. TAKE YOUR LIES ELSEWHERE NOT INTERESTED

My brother, don't just conclude like that. Mysterious things are happening on this planet. let's all be watchful and protect our kids. Both male and female children tend to be victims of recent.

ComradeTY:
Added

Pls, how can I get past questions for the exams? Thanks

lolademariam:
2day is my bday

[/color][b][/b][color=#770077]HAPPY BDAY TO U.

YOU ARE FASTING!
Daughter: (Coughs out) Hmmm…It is well o
Mum: (looks up at her, then continues picking her beans) Any gist for momma?
Daughter Looks at her) Mum, I think I am not normal anymore…like, I am sick
Mum: (Chuckles) Ojo to’ju ba ri’bi ni bii’wole. Sickiii ke! Why?
Daughter: Because I am over-sensitive. Whenever I see a guy, I have this weird feeling compared to when I meet a girl. Mum, I get worried often times if I would scale through adolescence without defiling myself
Mum: (Laughs) you are afraid?
Daughter: It seems you don’t understand mum. When I see a guy’s bicep, oh my God! If he mistakenly exposes his abs, then I would almost faint, feeling as if I should run into his strong, muscular arms and be cuddled.
Mum: And so? That’s why you are not normal?
Daughter: (Eyes widens) Mum!
Mum: That shows that you are very normal my baby girl
Daughter: I don’t understand ma
Mum: You fasted recently shae?
Daughter: Yes mum. A three-day dry fast
Mum: There was on an occasion that I prepared plantain and fried egg for dinner for the family. How did you feel that day?
Daughter: Mum, it was sensational! As if I had never tasted dodo before. I wanted a bite so bad.
Mum: So, why didn’t you get into the kitchen to get yourself some?
Daughter: Mum, I was fasting
Mum: Nice one! Son, can you hear us from there? Put off the TV please
Son: Ok mum.
Mum: As an adolescent boy or girl, don’t think it weird when you are attracted to an opposite sex. His or her stature or the likes might appeal to you. It shows that you are very normal. You wouldn’t say, you are abnormal because you can perceive the aroma of dodo while you were fasting. Would you?
Both: No mum
Mum: All unmarried people in this world are on a sexual fast or at least, that’s how it was supposed to be. Different dodo, juices, fried fish, chicken; Shawarma and the likes would appeal to them clothed in handsome men and beautiful women of different carriage but block your perception! You are fasting!
Daughter: (nods repeatedly) Hmmm…I am getting it now
Mum: the aroma could be pornography, sexy boys and girls, devilish games and all but be warned, you are what?
Both: Fasting!
Mum: So my daughter, you are as normal as anything. It means all the parts of your body are responding well but the Bible says you should keep your body under!
Daughter: Mum, for real, I can’t thank you enough. I expected you to shout at me and tie your scarves round your waist, stamping your feet on the floor saying ‘Omo yi ti pa mi’ but no! You are trustworthy and I can count on you. And that is why mum is our… (Signals to the boy)
Son: Confidant! (Both laugh)
Daughter: Bro, c’mon chop knuckle (They did)
Mum: (Smiles) Blessed children…very very blessed!
Both: most blessed mother
Mum: But never forget the lesson learnt today…(expects an answer)
Both: We are fasting!
Mum: Yes. The fast would soon be over and your dish of dodo, freshly prepared with well garnished fried egg with a chill bottle of wine would be delivered to you but first, wait! Say, I will wait
Both: I will wait!
Mum: And the Lord will bless you.
Both: Amen (They hug their mother and she blesses them)

God bless you as you read, assimilate, learn and put the moral lesson into practice.

To whom it may concerned.

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NgeneUkwenu:
Nothing is too much to lose for LOVE!

Even your head?

Really?

I think something should be done as fast as possible, before some people fall into the trap.

olaolaking:
I have always got this message for two weeks now

I received this message today at 5:28am :"Dear costumer due to our Bvn system upgrade, your ATM CARD has just been deactivated to reactivate, kindly call CBN costumer care 07067264324"

The message was sent using 07067264324 not even from any of my banks.
May God safe us from these fraudulent people. Pls, beware!

Everybody wants a right person for a spouse. My question is: are you also the right person?
It's a pity, and pathetic that good people marry bad people. Bad people make life unbearable for the good spouse. Can you imagine a serial cheat and mummy's boy who always tell his mother and some of his extended family members, everything that's happening in his marriage, in return getting bad advice from the mother against the wife who has remains faithful to the dog who she calls husband for almost a decade of year of their marriage. When she complains, they say 'she doesn't know how to endure' calling her bad names. She decided to keep mute and keep arm distance from all of them, including the husband who has gone expert in patronising olosho( he has rented an apartment for fking with anything in skirt business outside his matrimonial home, claiming his matrimonial home is far to his working place, which is not true). Anytime the wife progresses in any area of her life, the mother-in-law would query her why her own son is stagnant. Pls, who's fault is it? The mother who knows about her son waywardness and keep mute because she wants other peoples' children to experience storm in marriage or the innocent wife?

What do you think will happen eventually to the right person who married the wrong?

Pls, share your opinions here.

Showing off beauty! Beauty without brain is absolutely NOTHING! Beauty for prostitution is rubbish. Go west and south and see beauty combines with brain.
Op, stop glorying in nothing.

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Airforce1:
I will take you serious when you make love to "EBOLA" patient

LOL

It is well, RIP to the dead.

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I am wondering why some leaders in schools, churches, mosques and in the society are not living what they preach and teach. Why do we live pretence live? Why wolf should be in sheep's clothing? Be yourself, let people know who and what you really are and don't be surprised, your own ( your types) will still follow/ patronize you.