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Politics / Re: Few Pics From Imo State by Incredibleme: 9:32pm On Nov 18, 2019
arinzeejikonye:
Gojane events.
Location please?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Incredibleme: 6:57am On Nov 07, 2019
psalmsonovic:
Guys, I got the aptitude test invite in my mailbox after i have applied but i don't know if the invite is meant for me because the in the CC. I saw like three other email address but not "Me".
I need clarification on this.
Thanks

Those emails are for other kpmg staff to keep track of your application.

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Politics / Re: Few Pics From Imo State by Incredibleme: 10:28am On Oct 29, 2019
kikake:



From what Ihedioha did this early time, there will be no time for Orlu to have its time. Population drift from Orlu to Owerri shall multiply with Ihedioha building his new city in Owerri after refurbishing the public water supply of Owerri. Orlu will never recover from this.

https://www.facebook.com/100002957654381/posts/2386226711485894/?app=fbl

The link above is a testament that the present government is taking steps to open up other smaller towns to the public. He recently bypassed the various hotels and event centres in owerri and went down to Crystal lake resort Oguta to host the retreat for the expanded executives.

But i guess since its not your precious Orlu this would make no sense to you.

Please continue to wail don't stop on my behalf.
Politics / Re: Few Pics From Imo State by Incredibleme: 4:58pm On Oct 04, 2019
asha80:
you want 'quick projects' like this ba?
grin grin Las las them go rest. Let Ihedioha take his time please its not a sprint.
Politics / Re: Few Pics From Imo State by Incredibleme: 6:13am On Sep 11, 2019
Keep it coming. Thank you arinzeejikonye
Politics / Re: Few Pics From Imo State by Incredibleme: 5:41pm On Sep 10, 2019
AKswift:


l read a report about the new Gov intention to adopt an open budget system going forward. The report claimed that between 2014 till date, Rochas administration practiced secrecy in his budget implementation. Since you’re well informed about the activities of the past administration, can you confirm this news?
Why will a sensible person want a confirmation from Abagworo. The internet is there, go and search and see if you can see any budget.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Incredibleme: 5:56pm On Sep 07, 2019
Has anyone thought about work-life balance after getting a job at kpmg? I'm hearing that their staff do not have lives outside work...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Incredibleme: 3:06pm On Aug 15, 2019
Hi guys!
I really don't know what to expect in the AC for TRPS, please can anyone kindly share with me what's involved if you have a clue. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Incredibleme: 3:03pm On Aug 15, 2019
Joosey:
Were you called first or you just received the mail ?
No. Just a mail.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Incredibleme: 2:34pm On Aug 15, 2019
Who else got a mail for Assessment Centre for TRPS?
Politics / Re: Few Pics From Imo State by Incredibleme: 5:17pm On Aug 08, 2019
SoNature:


I laughed really hard after reading that line. grin

Given your disposition in this forum, it will be difficult for anyone to take you seriously when you criticize the present governor.

Well, I have always believed that nothing good can come out of Imo PDP.

However, I need Ihedioha to prove me wrong.

Judging by the way that he is picking avoidable fights, I think he buttresses my stance on his party.
I case you didn't know it's obvious you are politically biased and I'm not even sympathetic to PDP. Umahi doing wonders in ebonyi is from CPC right?
The governor has not fully settled in and you are already making conclusions, If you really are interested in what's happening in Imo state follow the governor's hadle on twitter. You should also understand that to have a good system, you need to set up a reliable framework for government to work on, which involves partnerships with professionals and effective legislations which roachas your saviour never did. Instead it was rather random spendings, and gifts and deceptive philanthropy he was doing. Look at what is happening in Imo state now, everyone is complaining of the bad state of the infrastructure.

Ihedioha had a lot of house cleaning to do, so chill niqqer
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Incredibleme: 5:08pm On Aug 08, 2019
quadriolakunle:
Hi guys,
Congratulations to guys getting offers already.
I just heard my PI today, it lasted for about 25 minutes.
Some of the questions asked was
1 tell me about yourself and include your family background and details
2 tell me about a time disagree with your supervisor and yet followed his directives, what was the outcome.
3 tell me about a time you appraoched a task different
4. Tell me about a trendi international issues.
5. Have you heard of the Paris Accord, tell me about it.
He was interested also in my family background, asked questions about my brothers a d sisters occupation.

Still waiting to hear from them. Success by God's grace
What service offering did you choose?
Romance / Re: Why do I keep getting rejected by girls? by Incredibleme: 12:20am On Aug 07, 2019
waywardpikin:
Lol my nigga. Why I like your thread is because of the honesty with which you communicated your pain. We have all been there, even guys that are more capable than James Bond also get rejected, whether they admit it or not.

From what you wrote, everything checks out and I think you're on the right path. But you're making one crucial mistake that is ruining your game and making a waste of all your effort. I don't even work as hard as you to get ladies.

Your mistake - STOP ASKING WOMEN OUT!

Yeah I put it in caps in hope it'll sink in. You say you hold them around the waist and stuff, that is very good. Your next move is to try and kiss her. Focus on being a flirt, go heavy on the jokes, but sometimes switch and let them see a mean side of you you really don't want them to see.

Be like a light switch, on and off, on and off, hot and cold.

I tell you bro, you will just find yourself in several relationships because the women have already started dating you in their minds. Na after the sex she go dey ask you, "What are we?"

Then you can smile and answer her in Michael Jackson's voice that, "We are the woooooorld, we are the childrennnnnnnn."

Also I think you're taking this dating thing a little too seriously which could be a turn off for some women. Have fun, bro. Have lots of fun. You're still young and the world is your oyster.

P.S. Ideally, I'd advise you to stay off women altogether and focus on building yourself but you need the experience. Men without any experience in Womanology get seriously burned sooner or later so go hard, learn your lessons and grow.

Xoxo.
grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Incredibleme: 2:59pm On Aug 05, 2019
Precioushead24:
Have they called you?

Not yet. But i indicated October as the time i would like to take the Interview, so i don't expect a call anytime soon
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Incredibleme: 6:50am On Aug 04, 2019
Precioushead24:
Did my test since 8th of June. I got a success mail and I did my documentation. I haven’t gotten any mail from them since then. I picked trps btw. Please if you are in my shoes kindly signify ���
When did you indicate you will like to go for your interview? I wrote on the 6th of july and chose Trps too
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Incredibleme: 4:50pm On Jul 28, 2019
Hey guys, did anyone apply for deal advisory?
Politics / Re: Few Pics From Imo State by Incredibleme: 7:23pm On Jul 27, 2019
whirlwind7:
I believe I'm not the only one here who saw those container loads of stolen doors, used rugs, and other furniture item Okorocha packed at a warehouse along Aba road?

And for all those who claimed Okorocha didn't steal anything from government house, can they clarify where those items came from?

Such a pitiful, shameless petty thievery from a millionaire turned governor.
They've all gone into hiding shamefully
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Incredibleme: 6:03pm On Jul 26, 2019
Did anyone here apply for deal Advisory? Cus i have and I have not even started ICAN or CFA yet
Politics / Re: Buhari Sends Message To Fulani Herdsmen Over Northern Elders’ Directive by Incredibleme: 10:59am On Jul 18, 2019
Omoslim26:


:-Dno do dis maths mbana+mbaise=?
Sorry i meant to say Mabitolu, my igbo is shaky
Politics / Re: Buhari Sends Message To Fulani Herdsmen Over Northern Elders’ Directive by Incredibleme: 10:10am On Jul 18, 2019
Omoslim26:


i am an igbo man frm country 9 in imo state nd i do nt fit in to dat sombre discription of ur tribalism is bad y wud u in d first place attribute a character to a whole tribe there are bad nd good people in dis world shun bigotry period
grin grin
Is it Mbitolu you are referring to as country 9
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Incredibleme: 6:07am On Jul 16, 2019
olasuky:


You'e welcome sir. Alright then, you could start prepn small small sha pending the time you would be invited
After sending the documents what is the next stage?
And what type of preparation does one have to make. Thanks
Politics / Re: Few Pics From Imo State by Incredibleme: 4:32pm On Jul 13, 2019
longayink:



According to you, Okorocha failed to spread development evenly across the state. True.
So why can't the new governor from Owerri start with development in other parts of Imo abandoned by Okorocha?
Instead, the new governor is still on Owerri development show, providing water for Owerri, but not for other areas, build ten roads in Owerri but build one road each outside Owerri?
Is this guy normal?
The government never even start and you don dey yan akpata?
I guess the erosion site at ideato he just gave arab contractors with 500 millions counterpart fund is at Douglas too right.
Efi
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Incredibleme: 8:45pm On Jul 09, 2019
Ebbby:

I didn't even know the test can be written in Abuja... Can other stages be done in Abuja too??
I have no idea. But I do hope so, can't be making trips to Lagos for job interviews etc
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Incredibleme: 7:00pm On Jul 09, 2019
odi104:


Please did they say Management Consulting is not recruiting?
Yes
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Incredibleme: 10:26pm On Jul 08, 2019
FynGuy:
Wow, do you mean for the NG-FM aptitude test we took on Saturday at KPMG Tower?
Yeah mehn. Although I wrote mine at Abuja
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Incredibleme: 10:25pm On Jul 08, 2019
BoluEma:


Pls which departments are recruiting in Advisory?
I don't think any is
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Incredibleme: 9:54pm On Jul 08, 2019
kingkennyd17:


Wait oo bros, are u talking about the same aptitude test we just wrote last Saturday?
Yeah. If you check my earlier post you would notice i asked how long it takes to get feedback from. Apparently it's a fast one.

I hope it's in batches though as i have friends still waiting...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Incredibleme: 9:32pm On Jul 08, 2019
I just got a success mail as regards the aptitude test, but was told that several department are not recruiting most from the Advisory service, I'm a graduate of economics and wish to work under advisory and I'm not interested in accounting, what would recommend i go for guys?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Incredibleme: 5:59pm On Jul 07, 2019
BoluEma:


Next stage used to be an online business awareness test..but I think they skipped dat for a recent set..so dis is followed by documentation which can be sent via mail if u stay away from Lagos..Assessment centre which is next after documentation requires you to be physically present... The period between documentation and assessment centre depends on the department you pick when you filled an employment form sent to you @ documentation stage.. AC can be rescheduled but I'll suggest you honor the invite as it koms kos limited slots are available for each department.

Gee thanks man. This have cleared a lot.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Incredibleme: 8:06am On Jul 07, 2019
BoluEma:


Within 3 working days normally.
And after one has gotten a feedback what's the time interval before nwxt stage.

Also is the second stage only going to be in lagos? Cus i reside in Abuja (where i took the aptitude test) and i plan to make a trip somewhere far i want to know how to plan it.

Thanks for the reply.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 KPMG Graduate Trainee Recruitment Thread by Incredibleme: 3:14am On Jul 07, 2019
How long does it take to get a feedback after writing the aptitude test? I took the test yesterday Saturday.
Politics / Re: Enugu, The Pride Of The East. by Incredibleme: 5:14pm On Jun 14, 2019
Rgade:

Everyone will definitely agree with this idea,but the problem is the real estate pattern in Nigeria and the south east.
Most of the residential houses here are individual owned , who can't really do much on their own.
Only organized real estate and housing companies would be able to achieve that .
And these companies only seen to focus on Abuja.

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