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Politics / Am A Better First Lady Than Michelle Obama - Patience Jonathan by Incredibleme: 4:57pm On Mar 23, 2015
The First Lady, Dame Patience
Jonathan has been on the campaign
trail for her husband's re-election for
some months now, making speeches in
packed Stadiums and appearances at
special campaign functions.
However, she stunned the entire
political landscape yesterday when she
was heard saying : "Am better First
Lady than Obama wife now.
"Did she campaign for her husband like
this when his own eleshun time come?"
On further prodding, she further
revealed: "Yes now. Am better Furs
Lady than Michelle Obama. And by the
grace of God I will become Furs Lady
again when everybody vote for Umblera
in the eleshun. Don’t answer anybody
that is talking change. They are lying".

APC stalwarts have condemned the
statement by the First Lady, claiming it
will damage diplomatic relations
between Nigeria and the USA.

biko my fellow Nigerians, wetin una think?

Politics / Am A Better First Lady Than Michelle Obama - Patience Jonathan by Incredibleme: 4:48pm On Mar 23, 2015
The First Lady, Dame Patience
Jonathan has been on the campaign
trail for her husband's re-election for
some months now, making speeches in
packed Stadiums and appearances at
special campaign functions.
However, she stunned the entire
political landscape yesterday when she
was heard saying : "Am better First
Lady than Obama wife now.
"Did she campaign for her husband like
this when his own eleshun time come?"
On further prodding, she further
revealed: "Yes now. Am better Furs
Lady than Michelle Obama. And by the
grace of God I will become Furs Lady
again when everybody vote for Umblera
in the eleshun. Don’t answer anybody
that is talking change. They are lying".

APC stalwarts have condemned the
statement by the First Lady, claiming it
will damage diplomatic relations
between Nigeria and the USA.

biko my fellow nigerians, wetin una think.
Nairaland / General / Re: Cat Fish On The Streets Of China (photo) by Incredibleme: 3:10pm On Mar 20, 2015
iyatrustee:
Mumu people, i sure say dem go return the fish back into the sea


Beta fish wey for good for peppersoup!
exaxtly my point, them go return am. y this kind tnz no dey happen for naija.
Nairaland / General / Cat Fish On The Streets Of China (photo) by Incredibleme: 1:44pm On Mar 20, 2015
The World Is coming to an END!

more than 6800 catfishes were wash offshore from an ocean and litters the street of Kaili city very close to guangzhou in China, it took the intervention of army Officers before the fishes could be evacuated from the main road.

Why this kind thing no fit happen for Naija biko nu.

Business / Nigeria looses milllions while we do not use our '.ng' Domain Name. by Incredibleme: 4:24pm On Mar 11, 2015
Nigeria’s domain name-.ng as economic value addition
Tuesday, 10 March 2015 00:00Written by Adeyemi Adepetun
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AS Nigeria intensifies efforts towards becoming a major economic bloc by year 2020 through various reforms, policies and investments, proper positioning of the country on the Internet space is seen as an added advantage.
Today, Nigeria is home to over 75 million Internet users out of the estimated 180 million populations, making it the largest on the continent. In fact, only last week, Nigeria’s teledencity hits the 100 per cent mark, making it the first in Africa.
About six months ago, Nigeria emerged as the largest economy in Africa, after rebasing its GDP to about $510 billion, with the telecommunications sector referred to as a ‘Star Performer’, due to its immense contributions to the economy.
However, despite the appreciable level Internet usage has witnessed in Nigeria, recognition and acceptance of the Country’s Code Top Level Domain Name (ccTLD), the .ng has remained a major issue.
Domain name is an identification string that defines a realm of administrative autonomy, authority or control within the Internet. Domain names are formed by the rules and procedures of the Domain Name System (DNS). Any name registered in the DNS is a domain name.
In specifics, the ccTLD is a domain name allocated to a specific country in terms of the DNS tree, by the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) and is open to having sub-domains below it. Examples include, .ke; .mg; .za; mz; .ca; .co; .uk; .ng, .com; .net, among others.
Reports have it that in 2014, the number of active domains reached 271 million globally. According to Web Technology Surveys, the .com is used by 51.7 per cent of all the global websites. It is followed by long distance from .net with 5.1 per cent; .ru with 4.9 per cent; .org with 4.1 per cent; .uk with2.0 per cent; .jp by 1.9 per cent; .info by 1.2 per cent. The .buz controls 0.8 per cent and .edu has 0.1 of the global emails to its kitty.
Unfortunately, Nigeria’s .ng falls within top-level domains that are used by less than 0.1 per cent of the global websites, according to Web Technology Surveys.
Apart from the poor recognition of .ng, the country may as well be loosing billions of dollars to foreign domain names.
For instance, report has it that the United States generates $600 million yearly from its domain name industry, which is part of the potential of the Internet.
In 2009, Austrian top-level domain name the .AT contributed over E13.5 million to the Austrian economy, with the contribution growing each year. Besides, the likes of Yahoo; Google; Facebook, Twitter; YouTube are making billions of dollars from their domain names
According to Google’s yearly income statement, it generated $23.6 billion in 2009, which translated to $1.9 billion dollars a month.
Similarly, the .com, .uk, .us, and many other domain names in the western world have made huge profits from their domain names; while some domain names have been sold as high as 13 million dollars.
While, it has been projected that with proper policies and adequate awareness, adoption of .ng could fetch the Nigerian economy about N250 million yearly and creates over 50, 000 jobs directly and indirectly, today, it is disheartening to mention that Nigerians, even the about 17 million Small and Medium Scale (SMEs) preferred to use foreign domain names, especially the .com at the expense of the country’s .ng.
Speaking to The Guardian, the President of the Nigeria Internet Registration Association (NiRA), the agency in charge of administering domain names in the country, Mrs. Mary Uduma, said the nation still loses billions to the Internet economy.
“Our Internet economy and e-commerce have not started, our Domain Name System (DNS) industry is till at the lowest ebb. “Internet access is a challenge, so for that reason we are losing a lot of money which we would have retained,” she said.
Uduma, who informed that so far about 80, 000 .ng have been registered in Nigeria with about 60, 000 active, said the domain name is the cheapest in the world, at N1, 000 per year.
She said that Nigerians, especially the private sector operators needed to connect to the .ng domain to stem capital flight to other countries whose domain names we patronise and pay huge sums.
She said the growth of .ng domain names at both local and international scene will have the same effect on the economy as the mobile explosion, in that ancillary jobs would be created in advertisement, web designing and hosting, there would be foreign exchange earnings from sale of .ng domain names to foreigners.
Uduma, who linked low adoption in Nigeria to lack of awareness of the domain name business, hinted that the .ng domain name is accepted anywhere in the world and it is the country’s unique identity in the cyberspace, adding that, there are no issues, save for Nigerians to embrace and own the .ng sting as the preferred brand in domain name registration, as well as critical resource for the nation.
Speaking further on what could accrue to the Nigerian economy if adoption increases, Communication and Publicity at NiRA/Lead Strategist at DigitalSENSE Africa, Remmy Nweke, said this depends on the level of domain names sold.
According to him, if there is a record sale of 150, 000 domains on third level at the rate of N1000 to registrars, it could amount to N1.5 million within the period, while the second level can go for about N12, 000 of same value at N1.8 billion.
“Although, there are also premium, which are rarely sold. Then there are auctions as well based on demand for a given name or the registry, NiRA decides to offer a specific domain. So it varies on the variables that could increase or decrease yearly revenue of registry like NiRA depending largely on adoption and marketability”, he stated.
Speaking at NiRA organized forum on the sensitization of the media about .ng in Lagos, last week, the Vice President, Sunday Afolayan said every effort is being channeled to ensure people are acquainted to the workings of the domain name, which include awareness and education.
Afolayan also informed that there has been price slash on adoption to encourage more people, stressing that people should have personal website and emails, not at yahoo or gmail but at their names, reason for the slash to as little as N1000 per year.
According to him, Nigeria is a funny market economically; “if you want things to sell fast, make it scarce and you will see people look for it like never before.”
Speaking on the need to promote adoption in the country, a facilitator at the training, Kenneth Ugbechie, said these include security concerns. According to him, there is need to educate the public on the security issues inherent in domain hijacking and how to ward it off.
Ugbechie said when we promote the DNS in Nigeria, “we are promoting and aiding the effective connection of the country to the World Internet.
Others are that we preserve the country’s unique identity and forestall domain name speculators; it also helps to reduce the traffic load on the DNS servers on a global level.
To further aid adoption, another telecoms expert, Kehinde Aluko said: “Rather than registering our emails, website and other Internet presence in foreign domain names, where our Internet presence is hosted abroad, where our information could be tampered with, it would be more beneficial to us as individuals, businesses and as a nation to adopt the .ng domain names,’ he said.
According to him, adopting a Nigeria domain name that is domiciled in the country and managed by NiRA on behalf of the country, would guarantee faster location of such domains on the Web.
He noted that NiRA runs technological infrastructure, which locates a computer on the Internet that hosts a website or e-mail when request is made, send or receive information to or from addresses that end with .ng.
While calling on relevant authorities to sustain enlightenment campaigns on the .ng domain, Uduma said they are hoping that by 2020, adoption of .ng would have hit one million users in the country.
In one of his interviews with The Guardian, the Managing Director of Nigeria’s Internet Exchange Point (IXPN), Muhammed Rudman, said there is need to popularise the .ng domain, “because, for each .com; .net transactions, foreign companies are paid and this results into serious capital flight from the country, ‘but with .ng, the money stays in Nigeria, which invariably contributes to the economy.”
Nairaland / General / Check Out This Larg Size Catfish. by Incredibleme: 1:38pm On Jan 16, 2015
Just saw this catfish at choba junction uniport port-harcourt

Literature / Re: Why I Want To Be Bad - A Story by Incredibleme: 9:26pm On Dec 22, 2014
chistar ! baba longest time, u no cum chop ur matric rice again? Am really enjoying the story, kip it rolling.
Politics / Re: Salary Of Self Serving Nigeria Senators by Incredibleme: 1:06am On Oct 03, 2014
issorite...
Education / Re: Shortlisted Candidates For 2014 Addax/nnpc Scholarship Exam Is Out by Incredibleme: 8:48pm On Sep 27, 2014
Incredibleme: Pls help me check for
Chinedu Okigbo, economics, uniport
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Rosemary Nnamdi, economics, uniport
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Aro franklyn, mbbs, uniport.
All port-harcourt centre
Thanks.
please help a friend. Thanks
Education / Re: Shortlisted Candidates For 2014 Addax/nnpc Scholarship Exam Is Out by Incredibleme: 12:00pm On Sep 27, 2014
Incredibleme: Pls help me check for
Chinedu Okigbo, economics, uniport
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Rosemary Nnamdi, economics, uniport
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Aro franklyn, mbbs, uniport.
Thanks.
pls i need help. Thanks
Education / Re: Shortlisted Candidates For 2014 Addax/nnpc Scholarship Exam Is Out by Incredibleme: 8:55pm On Sep 26, 2014
Pls help me check for
Chinedu Okigbo, economics, uniport
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.
Rosemary Nnamdi, economics, uniport
.
.
Aro franklyn, mbbs, uniport.
Thanks.
Career / Re: Pls Intending And Qualified Chartered Accountants Lets Meet Here by Incredibleme: 10:44am On Sep 19, 2014
hi, am a 200 level student of economics at the university of port-hacourt and i intend to take acca or ican next year so as to reduce my work load after graduation.

Pls i need direction and where i can take part-time tutorials for acca at port-hacourt. And the cost. Id appreciate any help.
Politics / Re: Why I Must Vote For Jonathan come 2015 election by Incredibleme: 5:40pm On Sep 13, 2014
absolutely true. GEJ till 2019.
I know i have a better future wit him on power

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Politics / Re: In Ogun South West Nigeria, People Eat Live, & Trade In The Midst Of Dirt by Incredibleme: 5:35pm On Sep 13, 2014
Aouch!
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Wat a slap!
Politics / Re: 5 Most English Inclined States In Nigeria by Incredibleme: 10:41am On Sep 08, 2014
i think the list portrays some level of truth although i think delta state should be ahead of abia state.
When it comes to fluency lagos tops alright because its the commercial hub of this country but in the whole of nigeria imo tops when it comes to fluency of our elder citizens. (Fact)
Literature / Re: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by Incredibleme: 10:15am On Sep 01, 2014
well audreytimms as much as i would want to stare at my fon every morning and evening just to read ur story (which would be selfish of me) i must saw u made my stay in literature section worth it, ave been inspired to continue my dumped story.
#Curently following u
#patiently waiting for ur next story
Literature / Re: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by Incredibleme: 8:18pm On Aug 31, 2014
wow can't fit talk. Audrey hope tory no go end soon?
Literature / Re: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by Incredibleme: 9:01pm On Aug 19, 2014
i knew it, i knew dave had to die for things to go right, now oleng is in deep shit.

Although you neva told us the real reason dave wanted tn commit suicide in the first place.+
weldone timms
Literature / Re: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by Incredibleme: 9:20pm On Aug 16, 2014
wow!
Literature / Re: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by Incredibleme: 8:39pm On Aug 14, 2014
wow am very happy UNFULFILLED PROMISE BY AUDREYTIMMS made front page, atleast my plan worked, *i was posting the link in other threads*
so guys make una respect me o i wast one of the pioneering uhm... Would i say comenter on this thread.
Literature / Re: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by Incredibleme: 2:25pm On Aug 13, 2014
codedbaby: Hey Guys am beginning to understand something in this story. When Aunt Vien went to her sister in Port Harcourt, Oleng's mother mentioned about her sister little secret which she ought to tell her. I think the secret is this. when Oleng woke up after delivery she looked for her baby and the Doctor said he died due to some complications. I think Aunt Vien knows about the baby's death all planed with the Doctor and Oleng's mother. what do u think pals?
i think u are very corect, oleng will neva 4give her aunt if she hears it.
Literature / Re: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by Incredibleme: 9:14pm On Aug 12, 2014
urgh!!! Damn u timms u r at it again :-@
Literature / Re: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by Incredibleme: 7:12pm On Aug 12, 2014
oooo! Timms d suspense is too much naw, u sure know how to keep people spell bound.


nd just to mention, ur updates are kinda short nowadays.
Literature / Re: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by Incredibleme: 9:58pm On Aug 11, 2014
hmm dave should better do something before collings grabs his meat from his mouth.
I must say ur r talented timms, ur art of discription is perfect. Keep it up.
Literature / Re: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by Incredibleme: 11:29am On Aug 07, 2014
hmmm the story is getting hot! Am guesing the hole break up was a ploy by erick's elder brother. I might be wrong though.
Literature / Re: >>>> How Are The Mighty Fallen? <<<< ( A Must Read ) by Incredibleme: 1:37am On Aug 07, 2014
bro dnt missunderstand me o, i was attracted to ur story bcus u mentioned uniport nd was kinda disappointd cus i was expecting to hear more about uniport campus live.


I no be spoiler of joy. Ejo e ma binu.
Literature / Re: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by Incredibleme: 9:22am On Aug 05, 2014
wow, dave the old secret admirer is back in the scene. Interesting!
Literature / Re: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by Incredibleme: 11:04am On Aug 04, 2014
that was very bad of tessy she was the author of her own story and not oleng, she also contributed to oleng's misfortune.

Man! Keep up the gud work nd more grease to your elbow.
Literature / Re: >>>> How Are The Mighty Fallen? <<<< ( A Must Read ) by Incredibleme: 6:13pm On Aug 02, 2014
am also a uniport stdnt and i've neva heard of amaechi hostel though
Literature / Re: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by Incredibleme: 6:10pm On Aug 02, 2014
haha nice prank
Politics / Re: 7 Mistakes Our Generation Must Avoid If We Do Not Want To Screw Up Nigeria Again by Incredibleme: 6:35pm On Aug 01, 2014
APContherun: @Op you writeup is great but I do have issues with point no 3 about patriotism not guaranteed. You make the same mistake most do by assuming that Nigeria owes us something when in fact we don't work for what we want in Nigeria. You get it wrong when you assume Nigeria has a life of its own outside those who inhabit it, there's no Nigeria without Nigerians so separating Nigeria from Nigerians wont work. Why should Hassan, Kunle, Emeka, Preye, Bako etc feel Nigeria isn't taking good care of them when they are the very same people messing up Nigeria? Who will repair Nigeria alien personnel from Jupiter or those people who are out there complaining? Aren't Jonathan, Sambo, the governors, ministers, senators, reps and assembly members Nigerians? Is not Shekau who is causing trouble up north a Nigerian? Is that guy busting pipelines not a Nigerian? What about the the kidnapper, the ritualist, baby factory operator, the teacher who refuses to teach, the civil servant who doesnt go to work but turn up on pay day? Aren't they Nigerians?
Don't get me wrong but Nigeria doesn't have a life of its own and thus doesn't owe us anyhing outside what we give ourselves.
i strongly surport this post. Like herbert spencer a renound sociologist said "a society can not exist without the individual"

and to make another point, the social structure of this country is in shambles, among the delegate to the national confrence i cant find one sociologist, imagine a country dying bcus of ethnicity they want to wreck more havok by surgesting d creation of more state and rotationaj presidency.

When will nigerian learn to give jobs to professionals, we should stop the habit of giving certain to people all in the name of respect. it still hurts me when i see sm1 wit a bsc in microbiology at the counter in a bank.

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