My favorite is the one where he asks a 500 yr old man to build a ship (with his wife and three sons). And to gather two of every animal(both carnivorous and herbivorous animals) from all over the world.

So oga Noah traveled to Asia to collect tigers, Australia to gather kangaroos, arctic to collect penguins, Africa to collect elephants and so on and so forth(around 2.7 million species) then he managed to cram them all in a 500 cubits ship(with one door) and still managed to gather enough food for the animals to last for 2 years, and was able to pack their shit(through the door in the roof),

Are we not serving living God?

Rochas okorocha pls die

Women don't age well at all oo... Ibinabo was my teenage crush, now look at her

Defeat me with argument not AK47... Wonder how long it took you to come up with that

Masturbate you won't hear, see your life now?

Politicians are proustites, it's just a pity they can't catch HIV from party-jumping

Don't take your wife to the hospital you hear? Keep blaming witches and wizards in this day and age

Third incident in the past 2 weeks....and feminists are silent

All these religious universities were built on the backs and finances of the poor laity, yet the tuition is set so high that the poor members can never afford it.

Malaysian-based e-dog I now get why you dress like a tranny

Thought he could raise the dead, but can't heal the President.

Fabulocity:
Better for him to cut it off than to use it for rape.

He can still keep his dick and not commit rape

He obviously has mental issues. I hope he gets the help he needs both physically and mentally

Every time that fool called lai Mohammed opens his mouth, I have visions of murder.

dayo2me:
interrobang=introduction to banging

I thought the exact same thing

Attention LovePeddler

And some are wondering why more and more people are becoming atheists.

Must be weird being a lone voice at that protest. At least the cops violate his rights . Nigerian police force should learn from this.

Etizz:
make una nor vex oh,... since d gun is fake, it shows dat he did not fire, so therefore, there was no threatening shot fired up by him, even if he was running, he is still a suspect,... I don't think the police did d right thing by killing him.... at least shoot his legs will be preferable...

If the gun was real, the first shot would have killed somebody. As a LEO you err on the side of caution

Eluwilussit:


If this were to be a civilized nation, that security officer is in soup. How can a trained officer not recognize that crap? He didn't have to kill the guy. Should have given him a chance to surrender. Poor boy got wasted by some mofo. RIP.

In civilized like the US, police will GUN YOU DOWN. you don't dress like a boko haram member, carry a gun and expect nothing to happen. What if that gun was real? And BTW even though d gun was fake it looked enough like a real gun to cause the security officer to shoot.

NwaAmaikpe:


He didn't deserve to die.
It's not as if his fake gun was a threat to life.

Our security operatives must stop all these extra judicial killing.
Life is 'try your luck', people should not be killed for trying.

Put yourself in the policemen's place. You see a man wearing camouflage, carrying what looks like an AK47 in the Northern part of Nigeria. Will u as a lawman ask if the gun is real or will you open fire?

The man may not derserve to die he brought it upon himself by his act. Anybody that carries a gun(fake or not) to rob others should accept that he might die in the act.

Its cheap. Just a bottle of Vaseline (the true masters can do without it) and you're good to good.

Its always available. No stories like " I have headache", "am having my period","is sex all am good for?" Etc

Its healthy. It prevents prostate cancer as proven by many studies. It also reduces stress.

Its very cost effective too and you cannot contract any diseases from it

KinzyeWriter:
I Just Found Out That Going To Church Every Sunday Is Something That Even Jesus Did Do.


So @Op, Wi You Keep Quiet

Jews go to synagogue on Sabbath(Saturday) not Sunday

obamabinladen:




Will you be happy if you see a young man having sex with your 'aged' mother?. Answer me biko.

Happiness has nothing to do with it. They are both adults making adult decisions.

Have you ever had sex? Do you think you're partner's parents were happy about it?

Proving once and for all, calaber thing dey sweet

. North Korea WILL NEVER attack the US first with nuclear weapons. US already has thousands of nukes, each of them more powerful than anything NK has. Not to mention that US is part of NATO the strongest and largest military force ever assembled on earth.

North Korea attacking the US would be a case of national suicide as US utterly destroy NK in case of a nuclear strike.

The US govt know this, military experts know but as usual Trump will exaggerate just like his predecessors.

In front of my ex's house

Inanna:
Same way other girls ride him like a horse also, abi? He should GTFOH with that shvt.

You sound angry, it's like its been a while since you rode the pony

Pidgin2:
Disgusting (no offense) I don't like cats

Who gives a Bleep about what you like(no offense)

SweetJoystick:

Said what all? He is only protecting his interests, he knows what he is gaining from a united Nigeria and what he stands to loose from a divided Nigeria. Don't be fooled

What's so wrong with a united Nigeria? War is bad for business period.

These hoodrats are not fit to guard my grandfather's coffin

swiz123:
Since you said couples,they might not actually be married, so it's wrong to do so even before church service or after and even never because it's fornication which is a sin.But for married couples,there is nothing wrong with having sex,because sex between them isn't unholy.#well except the naughty ones #

Elaborate on the naughty ones