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Music/Radio / DOWNLOAD Olamide – 999 EP by INFOLITED: 12:22pm On Feb 10, 2020
YBNL boss Olamide has unveiled his latest project in the form of an extended play titled 999. The project houses 9 songs and well, its quite a surprise he has chosen to call this an EP while in the real sense the number of songs on the project qualifies it for an album.

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Music/Radio / DOWNLOAD VIDEO: Phyno FT Davido - Ride For You by INFOLITED: 12:32pm On Sep 25, 2019
Phyno releases the official music video to Ride For You featuring Davido, a record taken off his last released studio album, Deal With It.

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Moves Into New Home, Shows Off Her Door by INFOLITED: 9:43am On Oct 21, 2015
lol naija and bad mouth
Computers / New Windows 10 Shortcut Keys by INFOLITED: 12:54am On Aug 30, 2015
Just about 3 weeks ago, Microsoft released Windows 10 a combination of Windows and the later with wonderful enhancements. The operating system has hit about 65 million installs in the first few weeks and if you are still running on an older windows version I think you are still on a long tin!

Read what you need to know about the new Windows 10 here but in the Meanwhile, Microsoft wants you to master this new shortcuts in a new document they released via their website so incase you are running windows 10 on your pc or you are planning to upgrade then this is for you. Hit the download button below to get a copy.

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Romance / Top 10 Signs That You Should Dump Your Girlfriend by INFOLITED: 9:30am On Aug 06, 2015
Ahoy there mate! Pardon me in advance for the fact that you are having to read this article. My heartfelt condolences go out to you. However, for reasons other than your relationship going south, feel free to get the maximum amusement out of it!

Yes, I agree that relationships do tend to get monotonous at times- almost to the point of extinction of mirthful existence. Having to put up with that nagging laughter, or those dreary puppy eyes (for every silly little thing) or even her nosing around here and there (where only your nose should be!) can become a sore in the wrong place. So how do you tell that the time has come for you to call it quits? Things like these cannot be an exact science even though your guts burn you to the point of wishing that it was! At best, such things are treated ‘symptomatically’ because the collection would be an incurable disease. Read on to know more about when you can (and should) flee the dungeon to keep your sanity intact!



10. SHE SQUANDERS YOUR MONEY

spGod help you if you are stuck with such a woman. Chivalry, they believe, is a compulsive obsession every guy must possess. You eat a meal, you’re axed. You go shopping, you’re axed. You talk on the phone…can there BE anyone else who can be axed?

Worse still, you wish there would be poetic justice like Somerset Maugham speaks of in ‘The Luncheon’, but it remains just a fervid desire. If there is no involvement, not even an iota, of monetary generosity from her side, the signal is red and the kind that you should skip! Linger around long enough and slowly, but definitely steadily, you shall be losing weight without even setting foot in the gym!


9. SHE DEVELOPS A CONDESCENDING ATTITUDE

scrn“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”, they say. And if that scorn makes a visit out of the blue, you’ve got reasons to sweat it, mate! If her temper changes from bad to nasty before you can say “I love you”, if her mood swings have become so frequent that they have stopped swinging, if her attitude has become such that she publicly disrespects you (worse, in front of your friends), then what are you waiting for? Chances are that she will dump you in the next few days! Save that last bit of self-respect remaining and cut the link while YOU still can! Or else, there will be none to cut.

8. You think it is cute indulgence, do you not? Or do you think it is adorable in a child-like manner? Wake up, mate! She doesn’t give a damn about your thoughts or your feelings. You ask her to eat timely, she replies “to hell with it…I’d rather blah blah blah”; you tell her to take care of herself, she replies “I’ll live life the way I please”.

Trust me, the only good that can come out of this is that you will spend a ridiculous amount of words trying to convince her to see things the proper way, so much so that you’ll be ready to become a politician or a motivational speaker! If she intends to live life ‘her way’, take the cue and follow it to the letter.

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Romance / Re: Must See! After Sending Love Text To Her, He Got This Shocker Reply [pictured] by INFOLITED: 9:25am On Aug 06, 2015
lol chai smh
Foreign Affairs / Worlds Most Dangerous Terrorist Groups 2015 by INFOLITED: 7:11am On Aug 03, 2015
11. Al Qaeda: this extremist group focuses on targets it recognizes as enemies of Islam or “infidels.” It has attacked Western nations, military facilities, even other Muslim sects it considers too liberal. It was behind the famous September 11, 2001, attacks on the U.S. that killed nearly 3,000 people. Al Qaeda has its branches in the Middle East and Africa. Al Qaeda has lone-wolf operators worldwide who subscribe to its ideology, but may not have access to a group or command. Most Johnny-come-lately terror groups are also based off of it, and it has carried out suicide attacks in far-flung nations such as Indonesia, the U.S., Kenya and Iraq. Its attacks have evolved with security changes, and there’s no telling how or where it will strike next. Its growing list of admirers include the Al-Shabaab


10. Al-Houthi Rebels: also known as the Houthis, are a Zaidi Shia insurgent group operating in Yemen. The Houthis have asserted that their actions are for the defense of their community from the government and discrimination, though the Yemeni government has in turn accused them of wishing to bring it down and institute Shia religious law. The Yemeni government has also accused the Houthis of having ties to external backers, especially the Iranian government and the Houthis have countered with allegations that the Yemeni government is being backed by virulently anti-Shia external backers including Al Qaeda and the government of Saudi Arabia.

The group takes its name from Hussein Badreddin al-Houthi, who launched an insurgency in 2004 and was reportedly killed by Yemeni army forces that September.Led by Abdul-Malik al-Houthi, the group succeeded in taking over the Yemeni government in 2014–15 and, as of April 2015, retains control of Yemen’s capital, Sana’a, and the parliament. It has also gained control of a significant part of Yemen’s territory and tried to conquer Aden, the second important city of the country.



9. Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC): Established in 1964 as the military wing of the Colombian Communist Party, the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (Fuerzas Armadas Revolucionarios de Colombia) is Latin America’s oldest, largest, most capable, and best-equipped insurgency of Marxist origin—although it only nominally fights in support of Marxist goals today. The FARC primarily operates in Colombia, with some activities—including extortion, kidnapping, weapons acquisition, and logistics—occuring in neighboring countries.

FARC tactics include bombings, murder, mortar attacks, kidnapping, extortion, and hijacking, as well as guerrilla and conventional military action against Colombian political, military, and economic targets. The FARC has well-documented ties to a range of drug trafficking activities including taxation, cultivation, and distribution. The group considers US persons to be legitimate military targets due to US support for the Colombian Government. FARC’s most widely known operation was its kidnapping of three US contractors—Marc Gonsalves, Thomas Howes, and Keith Stansell; together with French politician Ingrid Betancourt—in February 2002. The four were freed by Colombian security forces in July 2008.

The group had a number of setbacks in 2010 highlighted by the September 2010 Colombian military raid that resulted in the death of the FARC’s senior military commander Victor Julio Suarez Rojas, better known as Mono Jojoy. In addition, Bogota frustrated FARC attempts to disrupt the March 2010 congressional and May 2010 presidential elections. However, the group in June 2011 conducted some small-scale attacks and kidnappings to demonstrate its continued relevance.

Juan Manuel Santos, elected as president in May 2010, has continued Bogota’s policy of aggressive military operations—known as Democratic Security—against the FARC as evidenced by the raid that killed Mono Jojoy and continuing government raids targeting FARC Supreme Leader Alfonso Cano. Santos, a former defense minister, has publicly vowed to strengthen Colombia’s military and police forces in order to defeat the FARC and end the conflict, now nearly 50 years long.

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Sports / Arsenal Vs Chelsea Community Shield Highlights Download by INFOLITED: 8:28pm On Aug 02, 2015
I no get strength to type abeg... Congrats to gunners download the highlights here http://www.infolited.com/arsenal-vs-chelsea-community-shield-highlights-download/
Family / Re: 7 Facts About Bride Price That Will Shock You. by INFOLITED: 5:16am On Aug 02, 2015
Nice post !
Family / Re: You Met Your Wife Sister Like This, What Will You Do? by INFOLITED: 6:03am On Aug 01, 2015
you met your wifes sister like this and you thinking about fucking her brains off? seriously you need to wake and stop being a cow undecided
Culture / Useage Of Slangs In Igbo Language by INFOLITED: 1:19pm On Jul 31, 2015
I’ll save my readers the barrage of various meanings of the word slang from different dictionary editions. I’ll just say that slangs are a secret means of communicating openly. When slangs are used in a conversation, the individual who doesn’t belong to the circle of the ones using the slang would be virtually lost.

This article is basically written to reveal the usage of slangs in mainstream Igbo language and how it has helped sustain the existence of the Igbo language. I’d surmise and rightly so that 30% of spoken Igbo language today consists of slangs and coined words. How many times have you, as an Igbo, found it difficult to understand even a syllable from the conversation of sellers in the market not withstanding that you share the same tribe and language with them?
I can’t really tell the reasons that have amounted to the ever increasing use of slangs in spoken Igbo language but I do know that it has helped preserve the longevity of the Igbo language in more ways than we might have noticed. Given the negative attitude showed by most Igbos towards their own language I think the existence of slangs have at least propagated the informal use of Igbo language especially within the male folk. To further clarify this claim, I’d like to point out that some slangs have outlived the existence of most mainstream words and expressions that came before them.
I’d like to give an instance. In my primary school days, we were thought that the Igbo word for the figure nine was ‘iteghete’ but I can’t recall making use of that word at least ten times since then (a duration of twelve years). Most Igbos don’t use the term though preferring the alternative ‘itenaani’ instead. I think it’s because of the weighty pronunciation of ‘iteghete’. Anyway, that’s of course in stark contrast to my usage of the slang expression, ‘I na-akọ mgbu’ which connotatively means, ‘You are talking nonsense’ but when the, ‘I na-akọ mgbu’ expression is translated word for word the meaning is nonsensical in itself. Poor irony, I’d say. The point I’m making is that I started using that expression from my early secondary school days but it has stuck ever since. Younger generations have picked up on it too.
The nature and origin of some of the slangs used in Igbo language today is quite elusive and divisive. Some slangs came to being due to the misuse of our borrowed language (English). Other slangs were as a result of prevailing societal trends and some others are, to this writer, simply inexplicable. Some are vulgar and very abusive while some others are very comical and used in jovial circles.
I’ll try in the course of this article to highlight, as much as I can, some of the slangs that I think are common place in spoken Igbo language today try as much as we could to trace their origin.
Growing up, I think the first slang that I came to know about due to its incessant use was the expression, ‘I bụ Jew man’ which literally translates to, ‘You are a Jew man.’ This is one of those slangs that do not have any stated origins but that has been in use, to the writer at least, since forever.
When the expression, ‘I bụ Jew man’ is used to make reference to anybody, it simply means that the person in question is really lagging behind in terms of current trends or doesn’t belong to the elite circle of whatever social strata they find themselves in. It can be said to be a compund slang though because it can be extended to cases when one has cold feet or can not man up, when one is nerdy or geeky or when one falls short of being wholly acceptable to his circle of friends.
As an aside, I’d like to make it clear that the slang is not in any way a slight or sign of disrespect to any Jew but what, given the literacy level or social integration at the time (which I can’t be specific about) seemed good enough and has stuck ever since.

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Politics / Top 7 Poorest Countries In Africa 2015 by INFOLITED: 12:45pm On Jul 27, 2015
Top 7 Poorest Countries in Africa 2015


Africa, second largest continent in the world with very rich cultural heritage, mineral resources, raw materials and all, is still regarded as the poorest continent in the world.As our lucky number fell to 7, we briefly take a look at the top 7 poorest countries in Africa according to their GDP Per Capita.

7. Niger: with a GDP per capita of $853.43 Niger starts of  this list. The country has been rocked by political instability in recent years, high birth rates which where said to be on the increase with about 3.3% and the fact that the country’s land mass(80%) is occupied by the Sahara Desert can be all factors that have made them a very poor nation.Niger is also noted as one of the least developed countries in the world with a population of about 16 million and country’s revenue dependent on proceeds from extraction of uranium, gold and oil. 76% of Nigeriens live on less than $2  per day. Continue here:-
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Zimbabweans Thank Nigerians And Sahara Reporters For Thrashing President Mugabe by INFOLITED: 8:13pm On Jul 26, 2015
[color=#006600][/color]lol OK o
Politics / Top 15 Things That Would Frustrate You Nigeria by INFOLITED: 11:40am On Jul 26, 2015
Nigeria! Very lovely country It’s probably the best in the world. I know you don’t agree with me on that and it’s OK because I don’t either. Anyways we came up with a list of 15 things that would frustrate you in Nigeria. I know you’d love to check it out so let’s hit you up Strictly for your reading delight!




The Nigerian Police: when its your bad day, the Nigerian Police would stop at nothing to make sure you get a full of it. Ranging from the ₦50 rent bus, keke and taxi drivers are compelled to pay on a daily basis, to arresting you for the most unreasonable of reasons, having to pay the police to report a case and making a statement, to charging you for bail even when you did nothing prior to your arrest. Meanwhile, the first thing you see when you walk into a Nigerian Police station is a large write up on the wall informing you that bail is free.



I can quite vividly remember one evening after a long day, I decided to get some fries one of my favorite though … The rest is history sha but I passed the night in the quite “cozy comfort” of a police cell I know you know what that means right? I wasn’t alone, 18 other innocent dudes just about their different evening paroles. What did we do, NOTHING! We where still charged for bail the following morning. ABSOLUTE Frustration!!!

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