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The answers you seeking for are already in your write up

* You need your privacy to focus better
*You don’t smoke
* Your cousins lifestyle is clearly different from yours

Tell him you can’t accommodate him and give him your reasons, I see no reason why you should be formulating a “technique”, It’s your crib and your space them no dey sugar coat this kain matter

Hey guys I need a very clean 2010 Toyota Camry Toks , , v4 for a budget of 2.2M

I’m a dealer and I have a serious buyer

Location should be Lagos Mainlain, preferable Ikeja axis

Got any WhatsApp me 09022270327 09022270327

Don’t let this mumu people fool you guys with “Introduction” This was a Lowkey traditional wedding I know you guys want to ask how I know , Well the unborn baby told me . Shalom

Onomatopoeia Be like say this girl don collect oh see as she swell up

09022270327 add me

[quote author=360command post=86648965]STFU you ugly a55 baboon African booty scratcher..[/quote


I knew you were going to reply, but I thought you will be creative “African booty scratcher” is the best you can come up with?? I’m over here thinking why you dad didn’t just go for the removal method or better still why your mum did swallow the cum. You are a Waste

360command:
You are a dog and I can understand why women call men such. Your wife knew you are a dog and decided to give you the bait. No wife or girlfriend will leave her girl-friend alone with the husband or bf and travel out of the state.

Dog will be dogs..

Why are you people like this? See you talking like you are a saint. If you don’t have nothing nice to say why don’t you just STFU his a dog and you are a rat at least his not spreading Lassa fever you dumbfuck

Did your Wife set you up? Well I think so

Is your wife Bi-sexual/Bi-Curious? I think she is

Does your wife want a 3some? I don’t think she will mind

Where you wrong to sleep with your wife’s bestie ? You could have handled the situation much better, you fell too soon

Should you open up to your wife? I’m 75% sure she already knows

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Personally I think the Corolla is easy to maintain and very economically in terms of fuel consumption , but to be honest it’s just a slight difference with the Camry

You were using a ES330 and I’m sure there was a certain prestige that car gives you when you drive around or drive into places, truth is the corolla might not give you that same prestige as you might even be seen as an Uber driver lol I think you should go for the Camry 05 (a.ka Camry 2.4 or big daddy) it’s the Toyota version of the ES330,it’s very lovely and also economically well Most Toyota cars are, price is around 1.5M-1.8M

But if you really don’t care about the prestige I was talking about earlier go for the corolla. Shalom

Oyiboman69:
Only 300k from infinix?

Inside life

Ode ni bobo sha, you deserve a dirty slap

You are not been stupid bro, you were in a relationship with her for 3years so it’s safe to say you are pussy whipped and starved. You still in love with her which is not healthy for you, the best way to forget about her or get over her is to get a REPLACEMENT don’t listen to all these people that will advise you to occupy your mind, Now your replacement could be a GF, FWB I won’t advise 1NS but to an extend it could help too. I mean from your write up you shouldn’t even want to have anything to do with her anymore,indeed you are really pussy whipped. Go get yourself a replacement and stop eating her butthole bro. Shalom

operationmoses:
Eadris 5 no fit stand 50cent

You know hear that matter that year, He follow 50 drag inside plane oh, 50 later invited baba give am small change but na Igbo baba use am smoke las

Same way he fought 50cent and be up former label mate Jaywon, he beat Jaywon so badly they had to put p.o.p on that ones head,arm and leg

NB the only Idris I know is Idris Elba

This is going to be my first every valentine that I will be in a relationship, I’m kinda nervous lol I don’t know how I can politely tell Bae not to get me anything or anything too expensive. I know it’s a day to celebrate love or whatever but I don’t want us exchanging gifts cause everyone is doing so on that day. I will appreciate it better on a day I least expect I mean that would be really thoughtful of her. Las las might just get a cake and chocolates lol and probably something better in 2weeks time. Don’t let OP tell you nonsense and give you reasons why you should be happy single oh Love is sweet oh especially when your partner is your Bestie

Originalsly:
...cheapest but most addictive

Maybe I didn’t get that right, I’m not a user but I know it’s not cheap

Your cousin is smoking CRACK, Crack is one of the most addictive drugs in the world. Now we don’t know if his a crack head yet but I hope his not cause it will take God’s grace and very good rehabilitation to get him back to normal. Yes crack messes up the brain cells and an addicted crack head can spend 10M in a month without been able to account how he spent it. My best friend who is now my ex friend got himself into it, I remember how he used to spend 40k every night just to buy crack, growing up he was a very handsome guy and even if he had some bad character stealing was never his thing, last time I saw him he was looking so unkept scammed a bike man 1500 and stole my Bluetooth speaker which he probably would have just dropped at the crack house to take crack, In most crack house you can drop whatever valuable items you have for maybe half of the worth for crack so OP be on the watch out for your valuables at home. Reading from your write up I don’t think his a CRACKHEAD yet though but he will be eventually if he doesn’t put an end to the lifestyle

OP he can’t do it alone, whatever means you can use in helping him pls do, he might need to see a Therapist, or maybe he just need to get his focus and motivation right, if you leave him and he continues this way 5years time you won’t believe what will become of him

7.45M

NwaAmaikpe:



Okay I'd share a bit.
An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant.
She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb.

There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over.
She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids.

There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me.
She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband.
She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him.

I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market.
Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand.

Finally
There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging.
She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies.
To this day I'd never understand why.

But the greatest of them all is my own superstition.
Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me.

Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law".

I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe".

You are a fucking joker and if you are really serious with what you put up there I’m very sorry to say you will soon be caught unfresh. Shalom

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donstan18:
No! They are not signs of HIV, they are signs and wonders!

Mumu!

7.5M

Ajumobi lahulahu talker, talks like a little kid, Apc lost in Oyo cause of his disrespectful way of addressing people.. We don’t like him, We don’t want him We don’t need him

OMG

Mileage 9100