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Not even 1 person remember sunlight soap with the most soft,velvety voice ever!
Who can help with the lyrics?

Hello there all food lovers,!I want to learn how to prepare moi moi,the type with fish or egg in it.BTW I am a man.

@All4naija please ignore that smelly,envious maggot coming here to shit on our forum.pleeeese don't respond to him as it is obvious he is here to troll,doing so will only dignify him.let him rot with his hate and jealousy.Topic says South Africa and not ....

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tuffgongjo: that must be Ashantiking.

Lurking on any thread are those smelly,inferior,envious trolls whose sole purpose is to derail exciting threads into Ghana-Nigeria rivalry.Please do not dignify them by responding to their posts.LOSERS

Nigerians for better for worse you can't just ignore.

Guy I agree with you.I also had a girl like that who gave me my best 4ck ever with her total submission ah!

Waspy: My ex always go all restless and sensitive. Told her to always feel free to tell me whenever she's on, but it seems chics will always use non-verbal communications Whenever she was calm, curled up in a place like she's sick, silent and started gazing intentionally, persistently and seriously at me without saying anything, i knw its time.Other funny tells are, Saying she doesn't know how she's feeling. She would start muddling her words up, or starts to speak softly and silently (so that i can come closer i guess) or ends all on-going conversation just like that . Standing this moment, sitting the next. Here this moment, there the next.Respiration increases and she would want to come so close. Her clearest invite was "Baby, i'm feeling cold". (and i'm always like Swts,its a hot afternoon and its like 100 degrees in here ). I somtimes enjoyed delaying/ignoring her tells and seeing more of her funny dramas before getting to business I miss this sweetycutey tho

There is a dirty troll on our forum,lurking around every thread seeking to derail it into Ghana-Nigeria rivalry.Please do not dignify his illogical and attention seeking posts.

Injera is the National dish of Ethiopians.I just wanted something different.On an Ethiopian site that I visit my meme is AMALA!

Don't know how true but some suggested his true age should be 33 like Psquare seem to have alluded when they claim to have ball with him in Jos.Anyways I think youths should be injected in the team.And about his supposed qualities,there is no grander stage for a footballer to display them like the WC,i.e IF still have it.

abatically: Yes Mikel is the weak link, bit the truth is there's no one to replace him in the team. Mikel has abilities even though he hasn't shown them recently. He is the most experienced in our midfield and he can hold the ball for other players to run and find space. The problem is he didn't show non of that at the world cup. The bigger problem is other central midfielders in that team are worse. Reuben, uchebo? Don't even make me laugh. Keshi's biggest mistake was dropping Sunday Mba as he would have been a perfect replacement for Mikel. Even John Ogbu would have done better.

Ah! ah!I agree that the SE is also an average team,but disagree the French not being one.At best just a little notch above 9ja.BTW the term 'world class' player is a highly subjective, relative word.French team came in through the back door,losing 2 nil to Ukrain in the play-offs!ah!I wonder what might have been had Onazi been on the pitch.And BTW in this world only few teams really dominated their opponents.

abatically: You call France an average team? We can't match them player for player. The problem Nigerians have is expecting too much from an Average team. France has about 4-5 world class players in their team, we have non. Evra, Benzema, Valbuena, Matuidi, Lloris, Kocienly, Varane, Cabaye all are top players playing for top teams. What do we have in Nigeria? Mikel, Moses that are bench warmers. We don't have a single world class player, our best player is Enyeama and he's not even world class yet. France are a far better team than us. We should just accept defeat, afterall USA (a better team than Nigeria) also went down in the second round and they welcomed their team. Algeria, also a better team went down and they cheered their team. Italy, Spain, England didn't even make it to the second round. Mexico, Chile all have better team than Nigeria and they went down in the second round but they get love from their country.

Here in Nigeria, we have an average team that went down to a superior French team and all we do is BLAME BLAME BLAME. Sack Keshi, get another coach.. but u can't force average players to play like a top team.. IMPOSSIBLE.

My bro!It is not as you think o..Remember that this is Africa!

phantom: Nigerians will spiritualise every damn thing. that's why a woman will be in labour for 3 days at a prayer house because they think its a demonic attack (since it is biblical to have a normal delivery like the Hebrew woman ) but eventually ends up on the doctors operating table in the teaching hospital with a ruptured uterus.

You call going out to an average French team not being 'broken',struggling with set-pieces and squandering our own not being 'broken'?Keshi has really tried but is time for him to pack up and go.

jotey: k don't like all this kind of topics.... keshi is still our coach....don't fix it when its not broken

Thanks

geniewilliams: Sleep paralysis is a phenomenon in which people, either when falling asleep or wakening, temporarily experience an inability to move. It is a transition state between wakefulness and rest characterized by complete muscle atonia (muscle weakness). It can occur at sleep onset or upon awakening, and it is often associated with terrifying visions, such as an intruder in the room, to which one is unable to react due to paralysis. It is believed to be a result of disrupted REM sleep, which is normally characterized by complete muscle atonia that prevents individuals from acting out their dreams. Sleep paralysis has been linked to disorders such as narcolepsy, migraines, anxiety disorders, and obstructive sleep apnea; however, it can also occur in isolation. When linked to another disorder, sleep paralysis commonly occurs in association with the neurological sleep disorder narcolepsy.The two major classifications of sleep paralysis are isolated sleep paralysis (ISP) and recurrent isolated sleep paralysis (RISP). Of these two types, ISP is much more common than RISP. ISP episodes are infrequent and of short duration, approximately one minute. Sleep paralysis might even only occur once in an individual's lifetime.As the name suggests, recurrent isolated sleep paralysis is a chronic condition. The individual suffers from frequent episodes throughout their lifetime.[2] One of the major differences between ISP and RISP is duration. RISP episodes can last for up to an hour or longer, and have a much higher occurrence of perceived out of body experiences—while ISP episodes are generally short (usually no longer than one minute) and are typically associated with the intruder and incubus hallucinations. RISP episodes can, however, persist for up to half an hour.[2] With RISP the individual can also suffer back to back episodes of sleep paralysis in the same night while this is unlikely in individuals who suffer from

It can be difficult to differentiate between cataplexy brought on by narcolepsy and true sleep paralysis, because the two phenomena are physically indistinguishable.[2] The best way to differentiate between the two is to note when the attacks occur most often. Narcolepsy attacks are more common when the individual is falling asleep; ISP and RISP attacks are more common on awakenin

Thank ve..ry much.How do I go about deliverance?

temi4fash: bros its a spiritual thingy... If dat is wat u experience... Try find better church go and do deliverance... And I can't guarantee u victory will by urs... If I can recommend go prayer city or go and buy prayer rain by DR D.K Olukoya. Check the sections their and find the one dat deals ur case and pray them well though it will require u to fast.. And u will c changes in Jesus name...

When Keshi benches Mikel then will I be convince he is indeed the 'big boss' BTW why is Mikel still in the team? Even tho it's clear to all that he is the weakest link.

abatically: Being a good player doesn't automatically mean someone can be a good coach. Anyone remember naradona coaching Argentina? Jay jay is one of the finest Nigeria has produced no doubt, but that is not enough to make him a good coach. Personally I think he is too gentle to handle the super eagles. Anybody that can handle the super eagles has to be someone with some degrees of rascality, someone that can make a commanding decision, someone that can enforce discipline. Jay jay is too gentle abeg. We need someone that can face the press, someone that is outspoken and can talk his way into playing mind games. Someone like mourinho, Ferguson, etc. I'm not saying we should employ mourinho, just an illustration.

Good to know.I also think we need a replacement for musa,mikelmoses in that team.

Amadaz: We share the same opinion on that

And how do I get it.

kandeyc: Im sure TCMs can help your conditions. 100% Natural. You'll pee them away.

Horrible deams.like y'day, semi awake I heard humming, buzzing sound on ears and call on Jesus the sound stoped and some how I felt the evil presence depart.

temi4fash: I tink its more of sprirtual than physical.. Pls pray yoke destroying prayers and fast too... God will give you victory in Jesus name... And wat kind of dreams do u have...

How I long to see the Super Eagles play like they used to in the 90's, with impressive tecnical and tactical awareness.But sadly those days are gone.Tho,we may have won the Afcon '13 which I did not watch except the final in which we did not really look convincing.In the confed cup and the world cup we were an average team.
KESHI tried his best given the quality of players at his disposal and the politics of NFF but is time that OKOCHA becomes the teams manager and coach.
Reasons why I love Okocha for the job
1.He never courted controversy like Oliseh while a player.leaving him with a squeaky clean public image and perception.
2.He is arguably the finest player that ever wore our green and white jersey.
3.He is calm tempered and ooze authority rather than power.remember moyes players didn't just want to play for him.
4Tho inexperience like oliseh but as I listened to his analysis and opinion on supersport I became convince he is our man.
If you like Okocha too as our coach have your say!

Bro thanks for your input but I am more than convince it's spiritual.

phantomm: ....yeah in our society its regarded as a spiritual attack. i dont think so.it happens to me alot and i think its the generalized hypotonia that occurs during sleep thats part responsible. a part of your brain is already awake while the part that controls your muscles is still basically asleep.thats my best explanation.

Thanks man.well said.

shakazul da don: I used to have that kind of thing some years back. Its hard to say the cause but i beleive its a spirituaal attack, like some kinda force pressing you down when you want to get up. It might also be some kinda of stimuli like your brain bursts alive but your body dosent act as fast so u feel d weight. Pray about it and also fast.

I have been suffering from this condition since I was 6 years old.As I sleep,I find myself suddenly semi awake, not able to move or shout.As I googled this phenomenon they seem to make light of it by denying the spiritual side to it,calling it sleep paralysis and is a result of the way I layed on the bed bla blah..!I do feel this evil presence and only when I manage to call the name of JESUS do I feel relief.Anyone else ever experience such

Una no kill 'person' with laughter.u got to see me laughing at your comment!!!!!!!

dre stone okuta: They should go and return all the meat they stole from their mama's pot too, the biro's and pencils they stole throughtout their schooling years....

CAF should't be using EPL as a determinant.Emenike or Enyeama is my prefered choice.

Yes tribalism is our biggest problem.But help me find out how much the fleets of cars of your SE governors is worth.By the way i think it's time you guys leave Oduduwa'Nairaland'for good:p

Goddex: [size=14pt]Our media is so biased. Fashola bought those two bulletproof tinted range rover SUV's for 300m naira each.

Our South West media refused to report it but instead concentrated solely on Oduah and expected her kinsmen in South East to keep quiet. Tribalism is our biggest problem.[/size]

See pretence.na you holy pass abi.free her.

Crixina: I'm tired of reading this stuff,is this the new alibi,the essence of Jesus dinning with sinners was not to show just compassion,but also a means to draw this siNners to him.

I can bet my last kobo that none of the pastors of cossy's church have talked to her concerning what she does,but celebrate her as every other member.

Abeg we should stop taking Gods grace for granted with alwys using the Judge not scripture,abi no be the same scripture dey talk of chasetisement.

HYPOCRITES get off her case..

I can of course think for myself.But we could all use a little humour and optimism!

whitecat007: I agree with the part that linda craves attention, and also I believe she is cleverly using nairaland to achieve what she knows she can't do on her own in hundreds of years.

You are intolerant though to say anything against tpia for speaking her mind. This is what nairaland is here for. Tpia did not use any negative word here, or since when has "she should have done this before that" become a forbidden comment, that close to 30 people have called her names.

Just because all these demented souls here are falling over themselves to call her names does not mean its the right thing to do, or that you too can't think for yourself.