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Crime / Re: Bomb Blasts Hit Kano GSM Market, Scores Killed by inme: 5:27pm On Nov 18, 2015
PRAY FOR NIGERIA grin
Crime / Re: British Couple Keep A Nigerian As 'A Slave' For 24 Years (PICTURED) by inme: 3:30pm On Nov 18, 2015
Devil don comot or hell fire enter street
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Swaziland : World Cup Qualifier 2 - 0 On 17th November 2015 by inme: 4:47pm On Nov 17, 2015
common Swaziland, we can't beat. For FIFA ranking Swaziland go dey like no. 500
Education / Re: Please Help! My Student Said She Is In Love With Me by inme: 4:41pm On Nov 17, 2015
Geeve ani shalt be geeven onto uth
Foreign Affairs / Re: Chloe Clement Who Took Bullets For His Friend In The Paris Attack (Photos) by inme: 10:44am On Nov 17, 2015
Died for a hoe? Dafuq!

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Celebrities / Re: Phyno Shows Off His New Ride In New Photo by inme: 4:33am On Nov 17, 2015
knostbrown01:
Am a Yoruba Guy buh like dis guy 'Phyno' die

You are a yoruba guy, who ask you?
Education / Re: Sanusi To Emerge UNIBEN Chancellor by inme: 5:59pm On Nov 16, 2015
This guy should not be allowed anywhere near UNIBEN for 4q sake
Health / Re: Abortion Rates: South-South, North-East Top by inme: 5:33pm On Nov 16, 2015
Yoruba girls kno dey spoil belle, dem fit born 5 children for 5 different men and dem go still dey stay with them mama.

AAshawo kno dey tire dem

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Romance / Re: I Feel Cheated But couldn't Let Her Go. by inme: 3:14pm On Nov 16, 2015
These hoes
They for everybody
Pass them all around, they at every party
They ain't gon be loyal, not for anybody
Still I love these hoes

These hoes
They for everybody
Oh, that was your girl? oops, I'm sorry
Don't bring her around, this just too much money
Yeah I love these hoes

THANK YOU JUICY J

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Science/Technology / Re: Kid Builds Locally-Made "Caterpillar" In Eastern Nigeria by inme: 12:55pm On Nov 16, 2015
Me and my friends do pass this one wen we small.

I remember we made our landline phone with match box and thread, with a single thread connected to each of the match box

Funny enough, we actually hear ourselves from both ends.

Romance / Re: I Cheated But He Wants Me Back by inme: 9:10am On Nov 16, 2015
These hoes
They for everybody
Pass them all around, they at every party
They ain't gon be loyal, not for anybody
Still I love these hoes

These hoes
They for everybody
Oh, that was your girl? oops, I'm sorry
Don't bring her around, this just too much money
Yeah I love these hoes

THANK YOU JUICY J

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Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan's Colour Combination To Seyi Shay's Album Launch: Hit Or Trashy? by inme: 4:06pm On Nov 14, 2015
Effect of Burna Boy

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Education / Re: Ambode Appoints Prof. Njokanma As LASU Acting VC by inme: 6:22pm On Nov 10, 2015
NigerianDiamond:


In Lagos that you live, how many Yorubas have attacked you or your business? I can give you so many instances that your people have laid siege on yorubas and their interest in the east...

Honestly, please don't let me start counting. But the fact is, we have good and bad people EVERYWHERE. Nobody holy pass.

So you and your folks should stop this "Yoruba is more hospitable than any other tribe" thing.

Will you allow me to live in your house if I don't have house rent?

Those that do business, do you give them shop for free?

If people that do business don't pay tax, will the environment permit them to do business for free.

Everyone who doesn't have a house in Lagos state pay for house or shop rent. We fucking pay for the hospitality.

And that's how it is in every part of the country.

Please, stop this yoruba tolerance thing, e dey make me purge

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Education / Re: Ambode Appoints Prof. Njokanma As LASU Acting VC by inme: 5:49pm On Nov 10, 2015
sunnymaja:
Yoruba is the most tolerant and liberal tribe in Nigeria. You cannot not find sufficient reasons to dispute this fact. Once you are competent , yoruba considers you regardles of your origin. But people over there will argue it out without any evidence.

My friend, stop deceiving yourself. As we have hospitable and inhospitable people in yoruba, so also we have them in other tribes.

Yoruba is and can never be the most tolerant tribe in Nigeria. I live in Lagos. You guys should wake up to reality

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Politics / Re: FG targets one million jobs through growth employment project by inme: 4:14pm On Nov 10, 2015
I'd thought I saw 6million jobs in one year in one of their campaign posters. Maybe I am wrong tongue

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Politics / Re: Emmanuel Iwuanyawu's Younger Wife Is Pregnant (pics) by inme: 9:48am On Nov 10, 2015
Moral of the story: young men focus on making this money. Man kno dey old

Even at the young age of 100, with your money you can still marry a 15yrs old virgin.

Focus! Make this bar

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Politics / Re: Kiki Osinbajo Flaunts Cleavage In New Photos by inme: 9:59am On Nov 09, 2015
How much for her short time?

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Investment / Re: N1.04trn Fine: Nigerian Lawyers Challenge NCC In Court by inme: 6:40am On Nov 09, 2015
We know who the traitors are.
Sports / Re: Odion Ighalo Wins October’s English Premier League African Player Of The Month by inme: 2:09pm On Nov 07, 2015
tellwisdom:


Over the years wey football don dey exist, na now dem just recognize una...poor people sad

I kno blame u, you only started watching football 5 days ago.
Celebrities / Re: Cool FM OAP Freeze Now Engaged After Splitting From Ex-wife - See Pictures by inme: 12:35pm On Nov 07, 2015
In summary, he left the owambe addicted yoruba who.re to marry a decent hardworking Ibo girl.


Quote me make Ogun kill u
Politics / Re: N5,000 Stipend: Opposition, Labour, Others Attack Buhari … PUNCH by inme: 12:27pm On Nov 07, 2015
eph12:
This country definitely needs to be colonised again. How can everything just be on a stand still? Even state governments are waiting to receive from the federal. No investment no revenue. Am off to Kenya mehn

Say hi to Uhuru kenyatta

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Family / Re: Dearest Nigerians, People Are Suffering.. Read This! by inme: 10:20am On Nov 07, 2015
Sijo01:
She feed her son with soft drinks and biscuit for 3day! Can't that money cook concorsion rice?

Probably she doesn't have money for kerosene and other stuffs

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Romance / Re: My Aunt Married At 39 by inme: 12:29am On Nov 05, 2015
Set up
Celebrities / Re: Singer Yemi Alade With Top Nigerian Stars ( Group Photo ) by inme: 3:24pm On Nov 03, 2015
vizkiz:
these aren't no top stars. Hell I only know selebobo. The rest can go furck themselves I give no shiit about em. undecided

Skales is still an upcoming musician to me sha grin


Skales doesn't even know if you exist, quit hating, it's not good for your health
Celebrities / Re: Singer Yemi Alade With Top Nigerian Stars ( Group Photo ) by inme: 3:23pm On Nov 03, 2015
Bbsharon:
skales be forming boss

one hit wonder guy grin

Bad belle every where.

Skales is balling ho
Music/Radio / Re: Top 5 Music Labels That Influenced The Nigerian Music Scene In 2015 by inme: 2:23pm On Nov 03, 2015
@OP Take am easy ohhh.

If that picture on your profile is yours, hmmmmm

There is absolutely no relationship b/w your face and the rest of your body.

You borrow that face?

[s]From the little I can view, nice boobs though[/s]
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil: FIFA U-17 World Cup Quarter Finals (3 - 0) Live by inme: 9:26pm On Nov 01, 2015
safarigirl:


in your quest to sound fair and unbiased, you all end up looking gullible.


Exhibit B: 16-year old Mosquito of Brazil

Kno be only mosquito, na tsetse fly

Please don't tell me you truly believe those guys are 17. I give up
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil: FIFA U-17 World Cup Quarter Finals (3 - 0) Live by inme: 9:23pm On Nov 01, 2015
Eziachi:

Talk about something you know. The days of over aged cheating are long gone. FIFA has since employed the use of various scan technology to screen the ages of the players in the tournaments before they kick the ball.

The main reason they do well in the age tournaments are:
1.No wife and possibly no girl friend and domestic bliss to distract them at this age.
2.,They are playing for their future professional careers as they are being watched by scouts from European clubs.
3. They are more of a team because they had been together for months, training and socialising together, unlike the seniors who arrived from different clubs, leagues, assembled together sometimes few days before a game or few weeks before a tournament.

4. No big ego, no Ferrari to compare yet or telling the coach that he is worth less than their driver, unlike the seniors.
5. There is no fight for money before or during a tournament.
6. At this age, anything is a luxury to them, the seniors will ask about the class they will fly in, the hotel star rating, is the pitch as good their club's?

You make sense small sha, but I am still not convinced
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil: FIFA U-17 World Cup Quarter Finals (3 - 0) Live by inme: 9:11pm On Nov 01, 2015
safarigirl:
it is only a fool that will believe these South Americans are truly U17....I hope you're not one.

Meanwhile, this is 17-year old Berisha of Sweden, and the reason black people are perpetual mugus for oyibo

Let's agree this Berisha guy is above 17, name another player. There is no 20yrs old in that Nigeria squad, make we kno kid ourselves
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil: FIFA U-17 World Cup Quarter Finals (3 - 0) Live by inme: 8:54pm On Nov 01, 2015
Nigeria been beating everybody at the under 17 level, meet the same players at the senior level... they play pooooh

Overage players claiming 17

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by inme: 7:50pm On Nov 01, 2015
Eden Hazard, lately is doing all he can to get Jose Mourinho the sack.

All Mourinho try to do was to make Hazard a better player

But that imp is paying him back with total disrespect and lack of commitment.

Chelsea FC should sell that goat and get players who are willing to die for the blue jersey.

Chelsea's had even better player than Hazard and dem kno for like this.
Celebrities / Re: Maheeda Opens Her Classic Restaurant (photo) by inme: 10:05pm On Oct 31, 2015
Who say ashawo kno be work?

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