₦airaland Forum

His body was supposedly cremated but I have it on good word he is living very comfortably in Dubai.

me favorite is Mr. Chicken on Victoria Island. finger liking good!

oooooo, good times boy! we need a tough fisted leader like abacha.

no. naira can not beat india when it comes to service. bad idea!

It has come time to move our capital to a new city. abuja is just becoming too crowded with too many undesirable peeps and pollution and miscreants. the time has come naija to move again deeper into the woods. we should build a modern, beautiful city along the banks of the benue 100km west of makurdi. only honorable naira will be permitted entry. god bless naira!

I think Naija can kiss real nice.  I have had a little more than 700 naija girlfriends and only about 200 disappoint me (i look like tyson beckford).  the rest were all very good with da tongue.  yeah boy!!!! you need to get out on the streets more son and meet the real fine najia women

i hear they rounding up the boyz for fighting in the streets and other mischief. any truth to these vicious rumours?

marks shows manliness and is a sign of strength and proudness. support our culture peeps

dey use naira to create own airliner dat we pays for. thats naira for ya!!! ooooo

since it always so hot in naira, how often do you shower? is 1 time a day good or should you only shower 2 time a week? i will be moving into me new flat next week and needs to know to protect me nibours.

some now say Ghana oooo is richer?

Now has nonstop flights daily from Ougadougo to Lagos!!

i love angolan pig. simply delicious. plus, i like the way the angolan make fried beetle.

why nairalanders want to be so fat? do you think if you are fat it is a sign of wealth? in naira, they say the fatter the more rich. in canada, the fatter the more poor, i.e., it is a sign of bad hygiene.

please feed them so they can become big and juicy. then we will have a nice roast oooo

God did help us drama queen. Yawn

my boyz from bauchi gonna come and hawk you next to jos ooooo. hold ur pockets!

maybe the government lying to you.

juneeda man.

yes, many Yoruba live at the airport and learn intimidation from hawkers.  we have about 800 swarmers on each oyibo so they get scared of pickpockets and getting touched by the peeps with open scabs and wounds festering, trying to lift bags from oyibo, and such, and hawking unlicensed taxis and such, and asking each oyibo 10-12 times to buy x&x and such  but just be careful of the flies hunter because they carry mites and you might get midgeons disease or maleria ooooo.

there are a lot of rodents under the Third Mainland Bridge. please feed them some okra. thank you.

try use a good paint.

Please stay in your villages or travel to Abuja or Kano. Lagos has no more jobs and too many peeps. oooo. if you come, you will have to eat stray cat.

why on earth would nigerians migrate to niger?  is niger that great?

no naira very advanced. just look at upper volta ooo, or gambia. now that is DRAWKCAB.

i know an ebola wachi from yaba but what about the ebola virus.

what villages in N igeria have reported Ebola? is it just confined to DRC.

yes we have them here but it will take you 2 weeks at least to find them and it will cost you 10 times more than in england once you find them and you will spend 5000 naira in gas and car expense and waiting in traffic trying to find them. so yes we have them but no you will not get them unless you have millions of naira to burn.

Here in naira you need to just pay a bribe of 300 naira and you get a license. why u think we worst drivers in world. no questions,no sir. but japanese coppers stupid. just tell them he took 10 hour examination and he real smart.

use a good soap and keep your face out of da boyz pants.

Me and da boyz was with 2 girls from Somerset Place and these girls had oyster smelling pooties. Next day, I gets a green fuzz on me arse and now have a pussy smell coming from me crotch. the herb women in my neighborhood says i have a yeast infection. now she puts some flowers on it but it turned purple and smells like dead fish everytime i sweat. how do i get a rid of it. no $ to go to me doctor, should i get me some x&x or prep h. helps me!