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Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Lesotho: Sanwo-Olu’s Convoy Wasn’t Booed – Gboyega Akosile by inspectorg(m): 7:26pm On Apr 02, 2021
I think this easter period is turning into a booing spreeoooo!!!! hahahahah!!!!
Politics / Re: Youths Who Booed Governor Bala Mohammed, Slapped And Arrested by inspectorg(m): 7:14pm On Apr 02, 2021
Akfrenzy:
my guy the arrest has Religious connotations ,it's HARAM to insult ur elders even if he's killing ur destiny


my guy I think sey na only my revelations capture these side ooooo!!!!!.
Politics / Re: Youths Who Booed Governor Bala Mohammed, Slapped And Arrested by inspectorg(m): 7:08pm On Apr 02, 2021
macho44:
grin grin grin grin grin grin Our POLITICIANS Are Not SMILING. 2023 go dey very Wooooski grin grin grin
sure bros �, could bet my balls!!!!

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Politics / Re: Youths Who Booed Governor Bala Mohammed, Slapped And Arrested by inspectorg(m): 7:05pm On Apr 02, 2021
Samtob90:

Immediately they are released, they either join the Boko Haram or bandits to avenge their rights
bros rara oooo!!!!
Business / Re: Banks Charge Customers For Failed Transactions by inspectorg(m): 9:26pm On Nov 20, 2020
Bossontop:
Wickedness of the highest order!!!...... Make dem kukuma start dey buy coffin for all of us for dis country......
My bruuudaaa!!!!!... eeenhh...
Business / Re: Banks Charge Customers For Failed Transactions by inspectorg(m): 9:24pm On Nov 20, 2020
Karlovich:
grin grin grin, From all of us at vulturebbqgrills we thank you our darling daddy for the extreme wickedness you have bestowed on your adopted country. Everything has been turned upside down since you assumed the rigged position, the hardship is immense and affecting every single sector and they are emulating your wickedness and heartless character. Happy birthday to Goodluck Jonathan, may your days be long
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy embarassed Make una no make pee for body while adey laughoooo!!!!.
Science/Technology / Re: Mysterious Beast Washes Up On Greek Island. Does Anyone Know Its Name? (Photos) by inspectorg(m): 8:49pm On Nov 20, 2020
Ghostmode2two:
Aquarius ratus
Seriously!!! you made me remember those days in the exam hall; when u had to skip a question because u can't really figure out where it's coming from or heading to, but had to write down one look-alike answer that kept popping up in ur head just in case u got lucky.
Education / Re: Share Your Experiences Being Flogged in Secondary School by inspectorg(m): 3:56am On Nov 17, 2020
Snakedoctor1:


We were flogged at random by teachers while we match to the tune of the school band during the morning assembly.
We were the kids whose clothes are torne for no fault of ours but because our parents could not buy us new ones.
For me, I outgrew my shirt which tore at the back because mom was having hard times fending for us after dad passed.
Some pupils had their buts laid bare at the cetres of both sides of the short in a very funny ways.
The thought of this still sends cold shivers down me at past 40.
It is an experience that haunted my childhood and almost marred my personality development.
To those teachers, I plead for Gods mercy on their heads.


I think creating a thread for "well ironed patched school shorts of does days", will inspire the younger generations to know that cleanliness and order is not limited to the rich but only by parental directions and personal desire.
Education / Re: Share Your Experiences Being Flogged in Secondary School by inspectorg(m): 3:33am On Nov 17, 2020
Emioluwa:
Those are memories I won't forget in a hurry but I will share two
It happened I was in SS2 that year and one morning the VP academics just decided to do general checking and monitoring, so they are sending those guys that their short long beyond their knees and girls that wear gown that didn't reach the knees outside.
So in front of the whole school they are beating all of them girls are to receive 6 strokes of cane while guys are receiving 12. But there was this guy Michael whom we all know to be strong boy decided to turn the whole beating to comedy.
When it reach his turn to receive the 12 stroke, he was just dancing with it and singing along like 123... Before all the teachers could know what's happening the whole assembly started singing along with him by counting along with clap and this annoyed the man that was beating him to the extent he didn't stop at 12 but at 18 still yet bobo mike didn't flinch and this increase the ovation we gave him.
To cut the story short, the principal got involved and declared "festival of cane" instantly
More than half of day was used to beat all the students from JSS1 to SS3. The cry that day is like second ward war.
The whole festival ended at exactly noon and rest of the day was used to nurse our wound individually.

I was in JSS1 2nd term and there was this teacher 'Mr shofoluke' but nicknamed Shofo maybe because of his wickedness, he always beat us with slight opportunity sometimes he would say we didn't great him properly when he enter.
So this unforgetfull day he was beating us as usual for no particular reason so I just decided to teach him a lesson or so I think, I was thinking of what to do before it reach my turn and my eyes just caught up with his shining shoe.
So when it reach my turn to receive "shofo super" I just match his shoe with all my strength, of course it wasn't expected and it pain him from the way he shouted because for like 3 to 4 minutes he release me to nurse his wound but when was he was back for me.......I better not tell you what eyes seen what my ear heard and the thought that came to my mind.



LoL! !!! behold the "FESTIVAL OF CANE" .

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Education / Re: Share Your Experiences Being Flogged in Secondary School by inspectorg(m): 2:22am On Nov 17, 2020
Brandonx:
I wasn't flogged in my primary school because I was loved by my class teacher but I received few strokes in junior secondary, but when I got to senior I made friends with some rouges cheesy we would rather leave the class for you.
I was a bully and would skip classes.
But I turned out just fine grin grin grin
make i hearaam sey bully did fine.... well nobe beta bully shaaa, na partial.
Sports / Re: Gabon Players Sleep At Gambia Airport - Aubameyang Fumes by inspectorg(m): 9:36pm On Nov 16, 2020
enemyofprogress:
Very good.Next time he would learn not to score penarity against Manchester United
only lipsrsealed
enemyofprogress:
Very good.Next time he would learn not to score penarity against Manchester United
only....(coughs) only.... if maaaaanuuuuu!!! would stop playing the devil!!!!.
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Challenges General Buratai To A Physical Combat Without Weapons by inspectorg(m): 7:28am On Nov 02, 2020
make I hearaam..... BRUTAL BURATAI !!!! make I see am..... BRUTAL BURATAI!!!!.
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts As Trump Sends Soldiers To Rescue 1 Man, Calls Out Buhari by inspectorg(m): 1:02pm On Nov 01, 2020
magicfinger223:
Reno Omokri
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Compare RealDonaldTrump’s Nigeria Rescue Effort To General Buhari’s Nigeria Killer Effort At #LekkiMassacre of #EndSARS Protesters

Watch video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xaeSK9NAOE



https://www.instagram.com/p/CHBRSkajsxK/?igshid=t9esagsmjsne
Politics / Re: We Have Failed Our Children, Says Finance Minister by inspectorg(m): 12:52pm On Nov 01, 2020

Politics / Re: Papers Filed Against Tinubu, Alpha Beta Burnt In Court —lawyer by inspectorg(m): 10:42pm On Oct 27, 2020
ijustdey:


https://punchng.com/papers-filed-against-tinubu-alpha-beta-burnt-in-court-lawyer/
Waitooo!.... let me turn around 360 degrees, like wait; am I the only one viewing this right now!!!!. Am scaredoooo!!!.. Screams in Akpans voice.

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Politics / Re: Lekki Shootings: Death Toll Not More Than Two – Governor Abiodun by inspectorg(m): 10:36pm On Oct 27, 2020
Godchosen001:
Abiodun shut up
Affirmative.
Crime / Re: Walter Wallace Jr. Shot Ten Times By US Police Officers, Sparks Protests by inspectorg(m): 10:16pm On Oct 27, 2020
360degreess:
I thought police brutalilty is only in Nigeria. And the US were forming good masters about #End SARS.. People of this world are confused.

My man abeg don't give up on the world yet. Naija own case dey special wellaaa.
Culture / Re: Ritual Rites Held To Welcome Oba Of Lagos And His Staff Of Office by inspectorg(m): 10:07pm On Oct 27, 2020
manuel4real:
Thats by the way. Guys I misplaced my key while dancing at my friend birthday party, I need some to help me with fashola number pls
ha!ha!ha! seriously na him job now. to dey discover important and mysterious clue objects.
Politics / Re: Davido Reacts To Fashola Finding Hidden Camera At The Lekki Toll Gate by inspectorg(m): 6:27pm On Oct 27, 2020
kilonshele101:
fashola don buy market grin



but one criminal politician too dey davido's family. na that one dey vex me pass

Mennnnh So realistic and semantic of the anomaly.
Politics / Re: Davido Reacts To Fashola Finding Hidden Camera At The Lekki Toll Gate by inspectorg(m): 6:24pm On Oct 27, 2020
nero2face:
Lol...abeg inspector FASH deserves an award for his braveness... grin grin
Omo no be small tingoooo!!!!
Politics / #EndSARS:Abia State Gov Declares A General Cleanup Exercise From 8am-3pm Today. by inspectorg(m): 7:22am On Oct 27, 2020
The abia state government had declared a general clean up today starting from 8am to 3pm today, saying is an avenue to cleanup the debris created by the wanton destruction done by the hoodlums who hijacked the peaceful #EndSARS protest. The cleanup exercise is said to kickoff from the ASEPA office close to the EEDC office. The Governor Okezie Ikpeazu ; in his own words stress the need for all Abians to endeavour to show up for the clean up exercise, there by declaring today a public holiday within the state.
Politics / Re: Looting: Release All COVID-19 Palliatives Now, NLC Tells Govts by inspectorg(m): 4:33am On Oct 27, 2020
Foumi:
No difference between the useless NLC and the evil government

Stupidity at its fullest.
Politics / Re: We Kept Palliatives Ahead Of Second Wave Of COVID-19 - Governors by inspectorg(m): 4:12am On Oct 27, 2020
Is high time we stop seeing this guy's as reasonable fellows like normal and start aiming for plan B in this country, cos we are done for.
Chaii!!! Chaii!!! GOD why now? GOD why now? I am tired ooooo!!!.
Politics / Re: Fashola Discovers Mystery Camera At Lekki Toll Gate During Inspection by inspectorg(m): 7:44am On Oct 26, 2020
Aah!!! Oga no now! no now! make we no go that side. What are u trying to say; calling us lazy and stupid a 1000th time.

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Celebrities / Re: Yomi Casual's Store Vandalized And Looted By Hoodlums In Lagos (Video) by inspectorg(m): 12:21pm On Oct 22, 2020
BruncleZuma:
grin grin grin grin

I strongly condemn this kind thief thief loot loot waka
...that being said, it'll be funny to see some random bus conductor rocking a Tomi Casual whilst bellowing Orile!!! Orile!!! or Ojota! Ojota!

Not FUNNY!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Mark Angel Comedy Almost Beaten For Shooting #ENDSARS Skit Amidst Unrest by inspectorg(m): 11:39am On Oct 22, 2020
Mark why now?.....

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