₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
Na she find trouble.
How she take off pant for this kind childish guy.

There are so many of them out there. Don't be fooled by their konji induced pleas. I have given up on some of these creatures called men.

Lol.. I guess ur friends must be telling u da u look way better Dan Nicki M...
Nobody gives a fvck if u give up on men or not...

pussypounder:
I will also put my thick akamu inside her pot if it's too sweet I will first put my mushroom tip in the already slimy snail before I creammpie I will let her sit on my face before I teabag unless it smells like rotten fish or it is a thick forest

U need deliverance..

Kathmandu:
So omenkalives is one of the bright mind

So ortom na omenkalives uncle eh? Now I know dat his zombiism is hereditary...

emyrald91:
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whose joystick did he get?

Your joystick of course....
In dine melaye's voice.......Always read d thread b4 commenting to avoid stuupidty advertisement

vecman22:
lol you guys are funny,so wike is Innocent...

omo you are too full of knowledge I see...dere is no point arguing with you...

Good for u...

mizhefeh:
iphone 6plus for sale! It has no problem, all you have to do is change the screen, repair the charging port, change front and back camera, unlock the network and buy earpiece to answer call but come with Original Charger, inbox me asap if u are interested.... thanks

Lol... That one na live Python

AntiWailer:
Yes I do. I am very sure.

You can come for verification if u stay in Lagos.

So stop mentioning me for your stupeed and f00lish assertions.

Lol...
U are just a silly riff.raff

AntiWailer:
You are just a nuisance. I condemned his action before you woke up.

No amount of nonsense you write about me will stop the fact that I pay your salary as tax monthly and can demand how it should be spent or used as I feel right.

U pay my salary as monthly tax..really? Lol.
For u to be making dis kinda assertion abt some1 u don't even know is a clear proof of how daft u are n will always be...
its a faceless forum so it aint ur fault by the way....riff.raff like u are d ones always claiming to have seen it all...
U need to make urself to understand dat inner peace is knowing dat u are truly wat u claim to be.....
#urZom..biismneverdo ?

queencalipso:
Lolx!! The man wanted to beat her but got his manhood boiled

Will dis be ur reaction if it was the other way round?
Anyway u are all d same...

vecman22:
lol...even wike has mouth to say ortom is not fit to a governor...

rivers of blood comes to mind....

wike is has stupid as ortom,the both of them are not fit to govern any state...

U really lack knowledge...
The electoral killings in rivers state wouldn't have ever occurred if not for the arrogance of rotimi amechi/APC Federal might display...
U should be blaming APC/buhari/amaechi and not wike.

yourexcellency:
Upon all your gra,gra, na 3rd class you get...useless man

Who u help wt ur 1st class cert...even ur close family, how many people u help? Wen be d last time way u eat for buka wt 2pieces of meat n u still get liver to talk....

omenkaLives:
Haba guy, you know the drill naw.. Ignore nobodies who mention you. That is what kills them the most. Let them wail to death.

Since other members of this great forum are "nobodies" to u, maybe its time u and ur evil cohort @ madridguy @ Ngeneukwunu @ Antiwailer @Sarrki try giving us some space on this forum by opening a VIP section where u and ur cohort can be swimming in a pool of ur own sewage that u are always littering on nairaland via ur senseless/biased comments...
#urzombiismneverdo

Drabeey:
This yeye senate wey no get single brain.




Drabeey was HERE

Without ur brain abi? Now please come back to the thread wt ur brain n type something meaningful...

#unaZombieneverdo?

Elfaris:
Haba dats not d new trend na, don't you want me to be on the news? Jumping into the lagoon is the new trend and since I don't leave around the coastline of naija you would be a perfect lead for that.. Why don't you go jump into one of the lagoons around your side? you probably might get popular in your local area... Such a Slowpoke.

U are truly getting satisfaction and self glorification by d way u display and advertise ur daftness so who am I to stop u from watever rocks ur boat....please continue....

omenkaLives:
The quarrel about one's certs has suddenly become "stupid", but that of insistence on the choice of cloth one wears isn't "stupid".

In addition, SR that was bae just yesterday over their revelation about the amnesty protesters is now about to get some jabs again..

Guys are just too immature to discuss politics.

Incoherent argument....

Why won't dey shed tears wen dey must have remembered Hw dey were busy shouting APC change in 2015 not knowing dat they were celebrating a negative change in their destinity thru APC/Buhari induced hopelessness n frustration ....

Wetin concern me sef

publicenemy:
You muppets don't know the whole story yet you jump to conclusion as usual. No wonder you keep getting shot by the police, because you have this impression about them and that affects your altitude towards them. Why won't they shoot you when you won't let them do their job. You argue with them,insult them,fight them and even beat them knowing full well that they have a gun and when they shoot you nobody wants to know what you did. They automatically conclude that they asked for a bribe and you didn't comply or the policeman was drunk.

U are not just an enemy of the public buh also a menace to the society...

SetrakusRa:
I don't think blackmailing the guy into marriage is a proper thing. And, how are you sure telling this guy the truth won't finally scarce him off?

Tell your sis to start looking for other help medically. Don't "put all your eggs in one basket" by waiting on that dude.. If he's later ready for marriage, better. If not, there can be other ways she can conceive in the future.

BTW, 1% of 40M Nigerian men is 400,000 .. He's just 1 among those..

Now u want to give her false hope of 400000 waiting suitors abi....do d maths of availability(those already taken), readiness, choice(ethnicity, religion n appearance) and medical compactibilty and u will see the probability reducing to less than 40.........

AshawoGirl:
Is the boy a Biafra terrorist?

True true u be real AshawoGirl...
U just dey reason wt ur to.to.....

Wat do u expect wen illiterate are handed assault rifles combined with zero training on human relations...

JustinSlayer69:
MUMU

This is one of the guys who would make me resurrect!

The gal is riding another rod right now!

https://i.imgur.com/dwvkx.gif

Lol....bros u be pure craz€ man

kennygee:
Wasted sperm and egg.

Wasted sexual time, wasted destiny, wasted school fees.

What a waste.

U have said it all...

JustinSlayer69:
Na you go first dey speak in tongues on top the gal

All mouth and no action. Reminds me of when Leo Di Caprio first banged Margot Robbie in " Wolf of Wall Street"

He lasted 30 seconds!

I'm inspectorsuga bro, I ain't no Leo di caprio ...1hr is d minimum requirement...

JustinSlayer69:
With this kind of gal, you are guaranteed to be a 1 minute man!

U lie bro...b4 I climb that Daniella mountain I'm sure to apply super glue on my joyst..k
Ifa hear say I come down in 2hours make I know wetin cause am...

Gaborone:
If I were the Judge, I would cite him for contempt, and he will spend at least 3 months in jail. After he comes out, he will not remember which part of a woman's body they call brea/st.

Sharap..

Elfaris:
Are you sure there's anything you understand in this life at all?

I don't know if I do understand anything at all my brother buh 1 thing I know for sure is that u need to order some original sniper n help us get rid of one zom..bie named Elfaris...

omenkaLives:
This is a laudable democratic dividend according to LiePob yoots.

What a massive disgrace.

Ah ha!!! finally dem buhari/apchit e warriors have awoken....
I thought that thread on amnesty international protest bribery by their paymaster was a Knock out blow...
I was expecting u and ur cohorts to remain in coma for a while buh I guess I underestimated ur desperation....now I understand wat it means for one to sell their soul to d devil

Charly68:
Stupid man who couldn't absorb heat yet calling himself man. Instead of petting the unfortunate woman & make her to show understanding he resorted to beating ..he should have gone to beat Baba in Aso Rock or better still go after Baba Good Luck in Otu- Oke for causing economic recession .Let him commit murder and go to jail for the rest of his life. He is a mini husband

Clap for urself Mr perfect gentleman...
In our mind now u have made a lot of sense...

Who unchained this dog...

Opakan2:
you should do the fvcking off. stop jumping like a frog into my mentions

I bu Akpa Amu Nkita

Wow Maiduguri still get plenty people reach like this... Uncle bubu ur boko boys are not doing well these days...

Damn so ugly...