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YeebozNemesis:
You're not arguing, I'm clearing your inbred retardation acquired by inheritance.

ClearFlair:
What were you saying? We’re busy celebrating Buhari’s victory here so please don’t disturb us.

Legalese:
A man from Waterbury in Connecticut faces divorce after his wife found out that he was not actually deaf and had been faking it for more than 62 years to avoid having to listen to her.
According to the divorce papers, 84-year old Barry Dawson never spoke a single word in front of his 80-year old wife Dorothy during the decades they lived together.

Ms. Dawson learned the sign language to be able to communicate with her husband but says he was still not really communicative.

“It took me two years to learn to communicate with my hands. As soon as I got good at it, he began having problems with his sight. Now that I think of it, he probably faked that too!”
The couple still raised six children and has thirteen grandchildren, all of whom were also convinced that Mr. Dawson was deaf.

“When he was at home, that jerk always faked being deaf. It wasn’t until I saw a Youtube video of him singing during a karaoke night in a bar while he was supposed to be at a meeting for a charity, that I understood everything.”

Mr. Dawson’s lawyer, Robert Sanchez, admits his client faked being deaf but said he did it “for his wife”, adding “it’s the only way to endure that annoying magpie”.

Mr. Dawson’s lawyer, Robert Sanchez, claims the elderly man’s stratagem was not meant to offend or cheat his spouse, and that it may, in fact, explain why their marriage worked for 62 years.

“My client is pretty quiet and not very talkative, but his wife is annoyingly chatty. If he hadn’t faked being deaf, they would have divorced 60 years ago. In a way, he did it for her and for his family.”
Both parties should appear in court for the first time tomorrow, as Dorothy Dawson is demanding financial compensation for her “emotional stress and burden”, as well as half of their belongings and alimony.

ClearFlair:
PMB till they all have sense in 2023.

SultanYoung:
who am i am that guy that refuse to weep at my mothers burial do you remember?

SultanYoung:
i am confused trying to believe you have some brain in your head, bros abeg go save a life hospital along mummy b junction and run a brain xray am going to pay for it

donstan18:
An Hausa man will rather carry his cow on his back than to carry his son.

chizzypresh:
Hmmmm....dnt knw what to say shaa

theoldpretender:
Say no to tribalism

There are BAD and GOOD people in every tribe.

Say no to tribalism

Coming here and shouting afonja and ipob and abokee does not improve your life at all

Midastorch:
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otiwisdom:
What tragedy
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Giftednwaimo:
How do u comfortably call someone a prostitute and you dont know them too well.
That's freaking amazing.�

Admin401:
They've got that shiit locked.

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