₦airaland Forum

Bibidear:
and manutd wants to give them smalling and fellaini to help their mediocre team

You are wicked i swear

IamZod:
Aubumeyang of course.
The deal is taking so long.
As an Arsenal fan, I hate that we are sanctioning Giroud to Chelsea, bar if both teams could agree on the fee.

But if the Giroud's deal will help complete the Aubameyang transfer, so BvB can get a replacement in Batshuayi, then I just can't wait.

As it stands everything is revolving around Giroud

Bibidear:
lol,manutd will give chelshit then

Hold on, We are already helping them with Olivier Giroud

horlakunle25:
Abeg make my darling CHELSEA jst sign JESUS CHRIST oooo!! Bicos he is d only one dat can save us nw.

Your prayers have been answered

We are giving you guys The prolific

Olivier Giroud

OGHENE316:
it's official arsenal sign aubameyag for club record fee.up up gunass

Young man calm down its not official yet, the future of giroud still needs to be sorted out. But by tomorrow i believe it will be official. Personally can't wait to see Aubameyang in arsenal's colour

xynerise:
He came and Liverpool got worse in defense

D way carragher was hyping him on skysport make me wonder if it's the same player i know or it's another VVD

Bibidear:
lol those players are ok.....we can dash u for free

Tanx dear bt No TANX, The memory of Mikael Silvestre is still fresh. Pls u can keep your players
Let's manage the ones we have lol

Bibidear:
Lol,i want arsenal to sign fellaini and smalling.......they need to leave manchester united.....

Dear be careful, u want to add more problems to the one we already have abi

Take ur time

xynerise:
Van Dijk was a scam

Scam abi APC, lol. The most over rated defender in the world

xynerise:
Van Dijk was a scam

Scam abi APC, lol

This action will only lead to the destruction of Kenya. Genocide looming

With ur top connections the rest are just formalities

Na this kind matter FG dey get power



Operation get ur pvc lets' kick this morafuckers out of Aso rock

A guy did it in uniben, bt it was part time and full time simultaneously. It was disastrous, he graduated with 3rd class in the full-time program and spilled over in the PT

Nonso92:
oh God!! please when is the next flight to mars, I think I'm leaving earth.

Pls I'm going too

osazsky:
I don't know y I guys are tuning from CTL dey show all games and its cheaper,7950 naira for 3 months

With ctl u hardly miss any important games

The fear of Baba Iyabo's letter is the beginning of wisdom

Mr op, it's a straight swap. Sanchez in exchange for Miki. No transfer fee involved

Tonytonic:
so u na saginis

Una no go use laugh kill person 4 nairaland, you which one be saginis again. Lol

Na so ur name plenty
Anyway happy birthday

A man, whose identity was not revealed , got stuck inside the body of a woman during sex.
The incident happened at the Tripple Zero Guest House in eastern Uganda .
The lady allegedly works in a hotel .
A staff of the hotel in charge of room cleaning who went into the room to perform his duties on Monday morning discovered the man stuck inside the woman .
After a closer look , he discovered that the lady was one of the hotel staff popularly known as Slay Queen .
According to Ugandan Blizz , the man’ s wife had promised to net him and use him as a lesson for cheating spouses .
See photos below :

http://punchng.com/photos-man-gets-stuck-in-hotel-staff-during-sex/

At just the age of 20
Olympus has fallen already

God help us

blingxx:
When don buy their market before... Why won't you know

E pain am oh

A woman fed up of dating humans says she has married a ghost
The woman , who had five children with her human husband , said she was fed up with human failings and has opted to marry a ghost .
It was her latest attempt at finding a perfect mate, she said .
Her new husband was a Haitian pirate who told her he was black with jet black hair, and was executed for his crimes in the 1700 s.
Forty -five -year -old Amanda from Downpatrick in Northern Ireland , believes their pirate connection is what brought them together – first as friends , before she developed ‘strong loving feelings ’ towards him .
Amanda, a female Jack Sparrow impersonator , said : “ We became really close ; the more I learnt about him , the more I liked him .
“ One day , he said to me ‘We can actually be together you know ?’ but I had never heard of an intimate relationship between a spirit and a human before .
“ We became really close , and , the more I learnt about him , the more I liked him.
“ I did some research and found out that it is a real thing and there are lots of people in spiritual relationships , but not many people like to talk about it . ”
Jack , who never married during his life according to Amanda, is a powerful spirit who can turn stereos and lights on and off , and move things .
“ I told him I wasn ’t really cool with having casual sex with a spirit and I wanted us to make a proper commitment to each other .
“ If I am going to be in a long -term relationship with somebody, I have the right to be married , ” she said .
For their wedding , the couple ventured into international waters where their union would be legal , on a boat that allowed 12 of their closest friends and family on board for the ceremony .
They used a medium to allow Jack to say ‘I do ’, and used a skull and crossbones flag to represent him .
Amanda explained that sex with a spirit is surprisingly similar to sex with a human .
She added: “ It is well known that people often feel a spirit touch their hands, their face or their hair .
“ The only difference with having a sexual relationship with a spirit is obviously that sense of touch goes a lot deeper.
“ You can literally feel the physical act of what the spirit is doing to you , and the spirit can feel it too . ”
( Metro )

http://punchng.com/mum-of-five-divorces-human-husband-marries-ghost/

ILESA = divisional headquarters of olosho association of Yoruba land

Likins:
I got pained yesterday, please who is Diamond platinumz that won best male artiste.. I am being real here

Them no wan cause wahala between Davido and wizkid fans again that's y them just give neutral guy

NAZZYMATION:
You are a dumb-ass fucking unreasonable imp!! Any nwuru anwu!!!!

Is that all u have to say

We are shouting racism, bt we Africans hate eachother the most
His country his policy his headache
Y are we crying on behalf of his citizens
Mtcheeeeew

Then move ur kids to a public school and stop complaining
Na 2018 be this
All this social media nonsense must stop

favourmic:
by now some secondary school couples are planning to study in the university, finish togther, get jobs and marry hmmmm...... should we tell them the truth? foolish children if the girl no fail math, the guy go fail English even waec go separate you both before the ancestor do

Guy u be werey i swear
U wan use laff kill me

TheHistorian:
Download GBWhatsapp and save yourself the stress.

I tire 4 them oh even d new update has DO NOT DISTURB