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Webmasters / Please I Need Phone Numbers Of Nursery And Primary School Proprietors In Lagos by internetpo(m): 1:39pm On Apr 15, 2022
Hi!

Please anyone know anywhere where I can get or do mobile marketing (sms marketing in particular or whatsapp marketing) for nursery, primary or secondary school proprietors, headteachers or owners? I need between 5k - 10k of them. Anyone know any service or available directory?

Would pay handsomely.
Romance / Re: Help! My Masturbation Addiction Level Is Out Of This World by internetpo(m): 5:25pm On Apr 01, 2022
Follow these steps...

1. Get an accountability partner(s). Someone who can help or keep you accountable. Porn habits thrive in shame and secrecy.

2. Replace the Habit with something else: reading, gaming, going out with friends, etc..when you have the desire try those new habits.

3. Get help and resources;. Stop M app, iron will app, husbandmaterial.com, Google articles about masturbation and read, etc

4. Get a girlfriend to keep you emotional balance.

God will help you overcome.

Kipling:
Pm good people of naira land. I really need help.

I'm in my early twenties and I'm very addicted to pornography and masturbation. My own level of addiction is so severe that when I see people here complaining of being addicted I just laugh.

I started since 2017 and I have been masturbating since then even when I didn't have a mobile to satisfy my addiction, I borrow just so I'll be alright.

Right now, I just finished masturbating about three times in a row since yesterday, even after today I vowed never to masturbate again, went to my history to clear off porn pages. I mistakenly clicked on one and I masturbated again. I really need help all round, when I mean help I mean actual help.

Your suggestions and insults are welcomed. I deserve them.
Romance / Re: What Made You Lose Feelings For Someone You Loved Most? by internetpo(m): 9:05am On Apr 01, 2022
Michhy123:
Hummm they always said IAM too good for them and they move....... Either they will say, I don't ask for money, IAM too calm and jealous. I should try and cheat...

Don't change your good nature
Your 'soulmate' will locate you. Take it from me.
Programming / Re: I Urgently Need A Wordpress Developer by internetpo(m): 7:59am On Mar 03, 2022
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Programming / Re: Wordpress Developer Within Surulere Needed by internetpo(m): 2:31pm On Feb 26, 2022
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Literature / Re: Ghostwriter Needed For Fiction Work by internetpo(m): 4:55am On Feb 17, 2022
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Career / Re: The Diary of a Cheap labourer (Daily Bread) by internetpo(m): 1:13pm On Feb 15, 2022
Happy val to you too. Bro. Being followingbyiur thread from 1.

You write fantastically. Keep those thoughts you penned down . I know you will survive this stage and will one day be free.

I have nothing to give now but you will hear from me something later.

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Programming / Wordpress Developer Within Surulere Needed by internetpo(m): 10:50am On Feb 15, 2022
I need a wordpress developer within Surulere, Lagos. Minimum of 6 months experience. Basic job responsibilities will be to manage, create and take care of all wordpress sites and other tech related issues.

Full time employment. You work from home on some days. Other days you work from the office.

Added advantage: If you know other programming language and live within Bode Thomas, Lawanson, Ijesha or Aguda.

Salary: 50,000 - N70,000.

NB: A Laptops will be provided for you, if you have non.

Interested candidates send an email to service@siscomedia.com.ng or send your application and CV via whatsapp to 07031857044 with Title; Nairaland Job.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Writers, How Are You Mentally? by internetpo(m): 10:58am On Jan 26, 2022
Divepen1:
I couldn't retain the domain.... But it's now Writertain Publishers.com and wiki.writertainpublishers.com

Nice! keep it up. I will resubscribe to reading article. but please work on the https of the site. showing errors and warnings.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Writers, How Are You Mentally? by internetpo(m): 9:56am On Jan 26, 2022
Divepen1:
When I first came here, I met many great writers, many of whom I've made friends with. So, you will understand how I always wanted their success because I'm gingered too.
Many of those guys are no longer writing or tired of writing or not as freaked about it as before.
Many posted free books here because they wanted acceptance. And Nairaland gave that.

But soon they realise that the views, comments, and likes don't convert to money. The confidence just keeps crashing down.

Many of these guys give up. Even the new crop of writers did.

I decided to build Writertain Publishers because of this. But it's not easy. Finances and all. Writing is hard especially when you need money and fame to survive.
But we mustn't give up. I know friends that haven't touched a story to write in a long time because of the trouble at ever turn.

So, I'm asking you.


How are you, mentally?
Let's talk before this desire eats you up.

I totally feel what you are saying bro. Its not easy as a creative. Especially if you don't have other income sources. I am just lucky I have other income sources and thus mentally I am Ok. I just keep churning out the stories, praying and planning for the future.

The belief that one day you will blow and then people will discover that you have a long list of body of works and come consume them like ravaging fans also pushes one on.

Was enjoying your Writertain blog turned forum sometime ago. What happened to it?
Literature / Ghostwriter Needed For Fiction Work by internetpo(m): 9:44am On Jan 26, 2022
I need a ghost writer for a fun creative writing fiction project of between 15k to 17k words. The work has to be original and under the romance niche. with a bit of adventure; time travel involved. Its likely to involve a female heroine as the protagonist. More details will be supplied.

Pay is btw 20 -30k. This is an experimental project and if it works out fine could go on to become a permanent gig with higher pay. If you game please reply below with a 3 paragraph sample of any romantic works of yours.

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Programming / I Urgently Need A Wordpress Developer by internetpo(m): 4:21pm On Dec 21, 2021
Currently have an ongoing project. It's an auction and classified ad website built with word press. Also has a complementary android and ios app. I need a freelancer that can help me sync both the website and app version to show similar products/users and also fix some other issues I have.

Will also be needing the person to build an upgraded/new version of the project in a few weeks time.

PM me please if you are interested in this.
Religion / Re: Bishop Kukah Celebrates 45 Years Of Priesthood, 10 Years As Bishop (Photo) by internetpo(m): 2:34pm On Dec 20, 2021
Congrats sir. May your ministry continue to flourish

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Sports / Re: Nigeria. Vs Cape Verde: World Cup Qualifiers: (1 - 1) - Full Time by internetpo(m): 5:07pm On Nov 16, 2021
Yeah. Nigeria scored within 1st minutes. cape verde equalized within 6mins. chai

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Sports / Re: Osimhen’s Late Goal Against Torino Secures Napoli’s Eight Straight Serie A Win by internetpo(m): 11:38am On Oct 18, 2021
Good job from oshimen. I. Love watching his games for Napoli. So energetic. That heading was superb. More wins bro.
Sports / Re: Why Are Qatar In World Cup 2022 Qualification Despite Being Hosts? by internetpo(m): 4:37pm On Oct 10, 2021
Nice info but they seem to be losing all their matches
Sports / Re: World Cup Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Central African Republic 0 - 1 On 7th Oct 2021 by internetpo(m): 2:03pm On Oct 04, 2021
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Liberia : 2022 World Cup Qualifier: (2 - 0) On 3rd September 2021 by internetpo(m): 5:23pm On Sep 03, 2021
My graphics/the video is glitching on my end. Anyone also experiencing this?
Religion / Re: This Dream My Fiancee's Mother Had Is Bothering My Fiancee And I. by internetpo(m): 12:16pm On Apr 07, 2021
DoubleFingers:


Hmm!

Very salient message.

Thanks, internetpo.
You are welcome. Let me know how things go. Won't mind attending the wedding if it all works out. I mean it. Praying for you too.
Politics / Re: Jonathan: It Is Difficult To Find Loyal People After Leaving Power by internetpo(m): 12:09pm On Apr 07, 2021
Nice. I like GEJ
Religion / Re: This Dream My Fiancee's Mother Had Is Bothering My Fiancee And I. by internetpo(m): 5:56pm On Apr 02, 2021
DoubleFingers:
N/B: This could be a bit lengthy, but please, read to the end.

I have been making preparations since late last year to settle down with my fiancee. I intend going to collect the marriage list this coming April to kick start the marriage processes.

My girl and I are very compatible in almost all ramifications you can think of. Honestly, she's the perfect definition of a supportive wife, well mannered and loyal to the core, just to say a few.

We now lived in different states, but we've known ourselves and have been seeing/dating each other in the same city between December 2016 and September 2019. I even made her to redeploy during her NYSC in 2018, to be close to me because of my intentions for her.

As usual, we've been praying and trying to seek the face of God to get divine revelation.

So on the 9th of this month (March), my fiancee and her mum visited a priest for normal pre marriage talk/counseling. The priest of course asked my girl some questions about me, which she answered sincerely. The priest then advised my girl and her mum to put everything in God's hand and be praying about it.

About a week later (around 16th or so), my fiancée's mother had a dream where my fiancée's hair was cut in the dream. In trying to understand the dream, my fiancee then called her cousin who is a Reverend, and the cousin told her that the dream is a bad dream, that it means "someone is trying to take her glory."

That dream compelled my fiancee and her mum to have two days midnight prayer (19th and 20th precisely) to cancel any bad dream.

Reaching today, my girl and her mum visited the priest again, to let him know about the dream. The priest then asked my girl about her understand of the dream. My girl said it means "widowhood." But my girl's mum was having a different understanding.

In summary, the priest then asked my girl if she had gotten a divine revelation, as to whether we're meant to be husband and wife. My girl said no has not.
Personally, I've fasted and prayed severally to God to show me reasons not to marry my fiancee, but I'm yet to see reasons not to.

Honestly, apart from divine validation which I'm yet to get, I'm yet to see reasons why I shouldn't marry my fiancee. And my girl have been worried since this afternoon, thereby getting me worried also.

Now my questions are:

1.) What does it mean for someone's hair to be cut in a dream?

2.) Is it 100% compulsory that one must get a divine validation to have a peaceful and happy marriage?

Please, your honest contributions will be appreciated.

Mods, please help a brother if this piece isn't in the right section.

And help send it to front page for more response.

Thanks.

My humble advice

1. I don't know what it means to have some one hair cut

2. You need divine validation. But don't you think God's silence Even when you have prayed to give you reasons not to marry her is the validation you are seeking itself.

I guess, You have prayed for long for a life partner. God brought her to you. A perfect match. Both of you are compatible. Then suddenly you are praying 4 validation. What other validation can be better than this bro..

In all keep praying and keep making your arrangements. May the Lord through the intercession of the BVM hear and answer your prayers. Amen

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Politics / Re: Leaked Conversations From Aso Villa Demons’ Annual General Meeting 2021 (Satire) by internetpo(m): 6:06pm On Feb 09, 2021
Great work. Quite creative. Read it till the end
Sports / Re: Champions League: List Of Teams That Made It To The Round Of 16 by internetpo(m): 8:59am On Dec 10, 2020
Germany and Spain are really ready this year. Four of their teams are in. England wetin happen only 3 of una Waka come?
Music/Radio / Re: "Kilode" Music Video By Andy Blaze! by internetpo(m): 8:14am On Dec 10, 2020
You try. Don't give up on your dreams yet.
Health / Re: Nigeria overtakes India as world capital for under-five deaths by internetpo(m): 7:49am On Sep 12, 2020
iamadonis2:
Mehn, I really should start staying off Nairaland totally. The depressing news I read about Nigeria here daily is affecting my breath.

I can’t breathe.

You a Christian? Download and play breathe by dunsin oyelakin. You'll be fine

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Car Talk / Re: When Did You First Learn How To Drive? by internetpo(m): 7:41am On Aug 15, 2020
FIDELITY24:
Started driving last year December, It was a gradual process though. I went to a driving school for two weeks n kicked off from there. Today am doing great in that aspect, though am a commercial driver. Just Conquer any form of fear and understand that practice makes perfect, the more you get behind the wheels, the more u become better. All the best!

Well noted. Thanks for the advice I will register as soon as I can
Car Talk / Re: When Did You First Learn How To Drive? by internetpo(m): 7:35am On Aug 15, 2020
Harmored:
I learnt automatic myself when I was 16, learnt manual at 18 myself also... Depends on your passion for driving and often you will be driving
Awesome.
Travel / Re: Lagos To Enforce Regulations On Ride Hailing Companies From August 20 by internetpo(m): 3:39pm On Aug 14, 2020
Sleekfingers:


if u know the amount of money those danfo drivers pay daily...u go pity them too......

Lagos govt didnt ban okada and keke o

so the poor shouldnt pay taX abi? As long as u are making money....but the tax should not be too much.....

My only problem with lagos state govt is what are they doing with the taX....most roads are in terrible shape, zero public toilets, effective transportation system, no well equipped hospitals, etc

You made some very good points
Car Talk / Re: When Did You First Learn How To Drive? by internetpo(m): 7:58am On Aug 14, 2020
Mood11:
Since you are based in Lagos, You need two skills to be a good driver here in Lagos;
a) Good driving skills.
b) Agbero skills.

I promise you without the second skill, Danfo drivers will drive you nuts.s angry
Thanks advice noted.

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