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kingthreat:
So web design is so easy that they learn it in one day? No wonder quacks everywhere. Including the organizer. No wonder his site is like dustbin

Hey Kid! You should just have read and moved on. This course is not for "experts" like you. No where did we ever say attendees will become "experts" like you in one day. Thanks for your criticism of our website. It can only make us better.

The programme is actually for those willing to learn the rudiments of website design and we'll give it our best shot. Attendees should come prepared for live practicals (trainings) as we'll develop a complete website on that day, from scratch to finish!

Our Programme is back again for the 2nd month running.

Will you Join this time?

RIP My lovely Dj.

relaly loved you was shocked about your death
Hey brother still remains my favorite

kai! So buhari said this.
I am so angry. After all the sufferings and pains and the stuggles we go through daily.

he says we are lazy.
2019 is coming. I have my PVC

Great initiative.
Will start my own waste managment company in 2023

Danty37:
exactly what happened to me. Where I regret the most was I never fvcked her. I dated this girl while I was still in 200l uniben back then 2012. I invested my money, time and energy to see that everything worked fine. I also promise to marry her not knowing I was building my castle in the air. After wasting 6years of relationship, the next thing I got last two weeks was a whatsapp message and I quote " I know I have really offended you but you need someone better than me". " don't bother about me and take care of yourself ". that's the message I got from her. Thank God I have already a good job in a multi national company that always keep me busy.. I would have committed suicide. It's all for good sha..
thank God she left while things are working out for good.. I was deceived by love and the the girls name is LOVETH. Loveth will never know peace in her marriage and life endeavors. I keep having negative thoughts about her and she will meet her match on a good day. I never bleeped her all in the name of keeping myself till marriage. May God will surely punish her. I used a whole lot of money just to please her, yet she dumped me. As am writing this now, Loveth will have a bad marriage and family.. so shall it be IN JESUS NAME. AMEN

Browe are in the same shoes. Mine was 4years. Was keeping myself for marriage too.

Let go. Forgive and move on. Loveth doesnt deserve you. Karma will pay you (and loveth) back Good or evil.Leave God to be the judge. Never wish a fellow christian evil or pray evil. I pray you find someone worthy of your love in Jesus name.

Rangojack:
I had this promising relationship with this lovely girl, we were more than lovers, we were good friends. Initially no secrets,everything was so sweet. I loved her sha!
I tried to meet her needs too when she's down,in short we were thinking towards marriage.
Until she suddenly changed. She will shout for me like this ehn?,smh, I really don suffer o. She'd leave me in the midst of a conversation and not even care to come back, she started calling me Mr. xyz (real name withheld) in our conversations,she did many things enough to make me mad and just call it quit but guess what? I was in love, I just thought twas mood swing or something. When I saw that it was getting out of hands, I started watching out. Behold she started telling red lies(that's what I call Lies that the liar forgot he/she has told),yet I played along however at that point I asked her what was wrong with us?
She refused to talk,she said I won't force words out of her mouth,after much pestering she talked! She wanted out, she said I should pause anything called love between us, she started saying this and that....I gave her space (in pains, Choi! I don love sha) and asked again and she said I was too good for her. Like seriously? Have I ever condemned you? She said No. Have I ever this,that she said No. Have I offended you? She said No, We can make it work na. I begged this girl "taya" but she refused to "gree". I'd call her like this,she won't answer,she refused to see me sef. At that point I knew her heart is now elsewhere. I woke up to the reality!
It was very painful to know that someone I love and I thought loved me back could just wake up one morning and say She doesn't want me again.I'd planned the future with her, she left me all to myself to achieve it alone. I still miss her sha. I was really wounded in my heart then too,she left me with no choice than to believe that Love is scam!

Bro I feel your pain. The exact same thing happened to me. You love someone so much and vice versa. You both give it everything you've got then suddenly she wakes up one morning and doesnt love you anymore and wants out. can be heart wrenching.. But I believe true love still exist and will find us someday.

hmm. dont know what to say

is the pool that deep? No life guard on ground? planning to go to yankari next month. dont know how to swim yet. I think I will be safe if i stay at the shallow part of the pool

RIP to the dead

CU is just a glorified secondary school. Thats all.

Training kicks off 2mrw by 9.30,
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crown2gold:
25-30 k for using all those skills mentioned? It's OK.When I can work per time on freelance sites and earn in six figures.

Goodluck!

Gamelord007:
find freelance experts @ www.post4solution.com a freelance job site that supports Naira transactions

Thansks but we dot need freelancers. This is a full time job.

Gamelord007:
find freelance experts @ www.post4solution.com a freelance job site that supports Naira transactions

Thanks but we dot need freelancers. This is a full time job.

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Andy2274:
. I wish Carl or Enyeama is around. All these uzoho, Ezenwa n co would have go to the world cup as observer. Akpeyi who is supposed to be the next keeper is even the worse. Nigeria need strong defence to avoid goals. Not that Ezenwa or Uzoho is not good but this is world cup. Ebuehi need more playing time but not in this world cup. You don't try players in the world cup. Awaziem should improve more and Rhor should play a left foot defender in the left wing. As for midfield, I so much like Joel obi but is like the guy is out of form now and I wish Rabiu Ibrahim is in form to to assist Mikel with those passes for hungry Ighalo. The pairing of Mikel, onazi, Ndidi maybe Moses will be good while iwobi support ighalo in front. Musa, Moses Simon, ihieanacho, omeruo should be fore front substitute. I would want a 5-4-1 formation because of our goal keeping problem. Ekong, balogun or Omeruo, ndidi, shehu and idowu or aina or elderson in defence. Mikel, Onazi, Moses and Iwobi parading midfield will iwobi playing behind ighalo.

Nice analysis. Would have given you a thumbs up If Nairaland had one.

Great. Will love to be there.
registering right away.

Andy2274:
The same people that praised uzoho are the ones finding fault now because they lost. 2-0 is not a WOEFUL lost dear writer. If Nigeria 2-0 defeat is woeful what will you call Argentina 6-1 loss to Spain? Which Moses got 5/10? As far as I am concern Moses is the architect of the defeat. He is not playing like a professional and was not in control of the pitch as expected. He was greedy with the ball. All he knows is to drag free kick which he is not good at. Same thing happened in the match against Poland. Look at how he was dragging free kicks with Ihieanacho. As for that Ebuehi guy, like I always say football is not 30 mins game, it is 90 mins plus and your ability to hold on to the 90 mins makes you a good player. Yesterday's match has shown that the guy cannot hold that position for 60 mins.....I stop here

I have never for once praised Uzoho. All I ever did was comparing him to Ezenwa and he seems better aerially than the later. I am hoping Carl recovers on time for the Worldcup and is Fit otherwise we'll have a problem in the Goal keeping department. You are right about Victor being selfish and I stated it above. Same with the Ebuehi guy not being world cup material.

Nigeria Played their 2nd Friendly Match in preparation for the World cup in Russia, yesterday and lost woefully by 2 goals
against a Star Studded Serbia team who were more cohesive and dangerous in attack. Nigeria still has a problem with her midfield, the partnership between Ndidi, Onazi and Joel Obi isn't working. We sorely missed our captain, Mikel in that middle.


Francis Uzoho
Impressed a few times he was called to action but his inexperience still showed. was always jittery with back pass from the defenders and ended up blasting it high up into the field whenever he got it. Modern day football isn't played like that. Possession is key, don't lose it. The first goal from New castle man, Mitrovic, could have easily been caught by a more experienced keeper. The ball was shot straight at you and went over your head between your arms for goodness sake. (4/10)


William trost-Ekong
Great defensive work from the big number 5 as usual. His partnership with the Other half of the oyibo wall (Leon) over previous matches has been solid and strong the new partnership with Awaziem wasn't great at this match. (6/10)

Chigozie Awaziem
A disaster at the back and his partnership with Trost-Ekong (or even Leon balogun) isnt a good pairing. IF I was Rohr, I would rather pair him with Kenneth Omeruo. (3/10)


Brown Idowu
Brown Did well. Holding back his man on the other wing. All threats from the side of his field were nulled. Also got support, from Musa, a few times he was caught behind the ball. Both goals didnt come from his end. (6/10)

Tyronne Ebuehi
This Young player is good but still has a lot of work to do.Not a good sub for Shehu Abdulahi. Very adventurous as he likes going forward regularly but defensively he isn't too strong and doesn't have that technical ability. He and Ekong were marking the player that got lose and supplied the assist for the 2nd goal. Both goals came from his end. He can be beaten by a pacy and strong striker. Needs more play time but the world cup is not for boys. (3/10)

Joel Obi
I thought this guy was a creative midfielder. that is what he plays at least in his club. But when in Nigeria colours he plays more like a defensive midfielder. Yet doesn't know how to win balls fairly or cover the defense. Not a worldcup material. (2/10)

Wilfred Ndidi
great outing tonight. Compared with the Poland Match Wilfred Did better today. The midfield had a semblance of order. And arially Wilfred is good both as a threat or as a defence. Nigeria wont have much problem defending aerial set pieces from team like Germany or Spain. (6/10)


Ogenyi Onazi
Showed great leadership qualities as the captain and held up the midfield play fairly well. Though Matic, the manChester man held full sway, couldnt be stopped by Onazi. Nothing much else from him until he was substituted at the 60th or so minute.
(4/10)


Alex Iwobi
Unarguably our most creative player of the night. Lots of dribbles and passes from him. had the ability of holding possession, which we sourly needed, but not much space to pass as the serbians closed down on him too fast. was substituted later on. (6/10)


Victor Moses
Still remains one of our lethal and potential strikers. Did well a few times he got the ball but as usual dribbles a lot and doesnt pass when free. (5/10)


Ahmed Musa
My guy still doesn't know how to time his crosses. Always a problem with defenders dues to his pace which he used in this match but his final crosses are always suspect Musa it wont take you much to lift your head up momentarily, as you run and look before you cross, haba. (4/10)


Substitutes
Odion Ighalo
Strong Bullish attacker reminds one of Daniel Amokachi. Can hold/shield the ball in the box, turn and shoot or pass to a free man, which he did a few times. gave the Serbian defenders lots of work to do when he came in in the 2nd half. Missed a perfect overhead kick that would have resulted in the 1st goal of the game. (6/10)

Ola Aina
Came in for Brown, Nothing much from him. fair showing. {5/10)

The other substitutes Agu and John Ogu didnt have much playtime to be rated. they came in after both goals.

All things being equal, our next friendly matches will be a farewell game, against Congo at the Abuja National Stadium on May 28. President Muhammadu Buhari is expected to be in attendance. Next up will be the Three Lions of England on June 2 at Wembley, (can't wait for this) then we round off the friendlies with a clash against Czech Republic on June 6.

My nairaland family, can't wait for the World cup proper to begin, I feel like listing my 1st 11 (22) players Rohr should take to the world cup sef.
What you think of the player rating for those that watched the match?

CodeTitan1439:
nice one

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I will advice your friend to give it one more try.

Running a business in Nigeria is not an easy feat. Its a hellish..unyielding experience.

let him ask her to start the snail bizness on the side, on a smaller scale then as it grow she can scrap out
the poultry totally and focus on the snail (hope snail biz is mor eprofitable)

He should also help her with a business plan and send her on trainings on how to run a business.
Love is patient and long suffering. He should remember he you fell in love with her, help her with her seemingly weakness..

My 2cents advice.

Hmm. Intersting turn of events.
PDP seems to be getting it right nowadays.

They rebranding.

whats it with this man and forming in effective committees.

Our govts (all levels and administrations) like committes erh.

cant you get things done with out committees.
get to work. meetings and reading policy documents has never helped.

read this. Love it
good descriptive writing.

Nonnyflex:
If coming back for which campaign.. Or is it only me that read that? ... It seems this our president can't see all these #backtodaura everywhere abi...

I tell you. The Man is evil.


He didnt even visit the IDPs camp and other places he was supposed to visit.

Angelawhite:
Make way for the cow rearer is come
To claim the carcasses of his kinsmen's spoils
Make way for the dauran pharo
Enthroned as the Benue's Hero

Clear the dumps, patch the holes
For the patron of the killers is aboard
Paint the streets, throw the flowers
For the Lord of the Zombies is near

Poetic and apt.
Nice

Ekiti is the new battle ground. Lets see how INEC will perform