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PoliticsRe: Drama In Cross River As 4 Candidates Lay Claim To Senatorial Seat by invectives(m): 9:02am On Sep 09, 2020
[quote author= post=93729693]Greedy Old Men!
Are they all high or mad or something!?

There was a country!![/quote]Point of correction Monsieur Jarigbe Agom is not a greedy old man...he is a young man...you ma senior am..and he is Benevolent to a fault...
PoliticsRe: . by invectives(m): 5:05pm On Aug 28, 2020
Vote Donald Duke so that Nigeria will move forward abi?,Please let it remain Jagajaga like this in the hands of Fulani jare...
PhonesRe: Chinese Are Selling Tecno Phones With Built-in Malware In Africa by invectives(m): 3:31am On Aug 26, 2020
Na wao...what has lil white Obj not seen

PoliticsRe: , by invectives(m): 8:50pm On Aug 25, 2020
Abi dem wan do another Govt magichuh
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by invectives(m): 1:43pm On Aug 24, 2020
Ceejay041:
Lbh gnyx yvxr h ner n fnvag,zrnajuvyr h ner n oybbql phygvfg.
aoz ehyef
na wao..Nbm learning cypha...
PoliticsRe: NNPC Subsidiary NPDC Benin Head Office Construction (photos) by invectives(m): 5:28pm On Aug 20, 2020
24SEVEN:
Edo state no get oil, yet they sited NPDC head quarters there. What happened to Rivers or Bayelsa. Bayelsa has history as the first oil producing state in Nigeria. Port Harcourt is Nigeria's oil capital. It's Unfair.
Who tell you say Edo no get oil? Wetin dey Oredo and Oben na Fruit Juice??
PoliticsRe: Ize-lyamu, Oshiomole In Igueben-Uromi For APC Campaign [Photos] by invectives(m): 9:22pm On Aug 10, 2020
NgeneUkwenu:
They Should Just Swear This Man In Already...

See Love!!! My Ize IYAMU !!!

See Natural Love!!
Your Thief according to oshio mo Ole
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Hyundai Dealership Employed Dog As Sales Person With I.D, Desk In Brazil(Pics) by invectives(m): 10:16pm On Aug 08, 2020
Explorers:
After his adoption, Tucson was taken to a doctor to get all the necessary vaccinations and has not only become a real member of the team, but he’s even expected to star in a national advertisement campaign for Hyundai too.

https://www.boredpanda.com/stray-dog-employee-of-the-month-hyundai/
damnn niggar!!! A Muslim dog..if you know!!!
PoliticsRe: Juju Priestesses At Edo Assembly, Curse Obaseki’s Enemies by invectives(m): 11:40pm On Aug 07, 2020
[quote author= post=92570010]Now, Jokes apart.........




Edo youths,
Use your head wisely.
Keep your lives and the lives of your friends and families safe.
You only live once.

Do not let any politicians use your head as before.

Edolites, vote wisely.
Nuff said.

God bless Edo State.

God bless Nigeria.


Edolites, Be Wise.

Again,

Edolites, vote wisely for the man or woman that will better your lives.

Forget party politics for now.

Our own @ [color=#006600][/color] is that : A better Nigeria all around
is all we want.

Again,
God bless Nigeria

We Rise!
[/quote]with wise words!!!Sage
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by invectives(m): 6:29pm On Aug 02, 2020
Rotimi47:
Na message Now!

Did you listen to it lyrics? Wetin Person wey join frat wey no dey hear word mama or family go do when dem fall am?

No be cry? Mode was speaking about the evil of Cultism.
. youths of today prefer to listen to Nairamarley....chanting obscenities!!!!
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by invectives(m): 5:44pm On Aug 02, 2020
Rotimi47:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJOR1yFx6Xc
you carry mode9 cry reach here??
PoliticsRe: 12 Prominent Nigerians Who Died In July 2020 by invectives(m): 9:28pm On Jul 30, 2020
kestolove95:
go fvck ur wife roi
We are weekend lovers.
PoliticsRe: 12 Prominent Nigerians Who Died In July 2020 by invectives(m): 8:11pm On Jul 30, 2020
kestolove95:
my brother today na Arafat day, we fast but maybe tonight
OK!!! please do,cos am counting scores for you.
PoliticsRe: 12 Prominent Nigerians Who Died In July 2020 by invectives(m): 7:46pm On Jul 30, 2020
kestolove95:
August should focus on politicians alone, most especially the ones in Lagos, Abuja, edo, adamawa and Niger state...dey are many past ND present criminals dat needs to be wiped out.
How far? you fuu.ck today?
InvestmentRe: Safe Betting: How I Lost N880,000 In 8 Minutes by invectives(m): 3:59pm On Jul 30, 2020
abujarealtor:
Good day, everyone.

Yesterday was one of the most confusing days for me. For a moment, I almost ran mad.

Two weeks ago, I didn't even know what betting was like. Never done it, never experienced it. I hardly knew what the numbers meant.

Fast forward to yesterday, Tuesday, 28 July, I was risking a client's money on a game I thought was 'a sure bet.'

It was an eSports game I've been following for a while. I knew the players involved were very skilled and could score for fun. They did so in over 10 successive matches last night. So I thought it was worthwhile betting they'd score at least 2 goals.

I tried to do so in three attempts, but didn't have the mind to follow through, only for the matches to end up with at least 3 goals or more.

Informed by this, I thought it was safe to go on ahead and play this one time. I did. Unfortunately, both matches didn't end like I had predicted.

Over 800k was gone in a flash. I couldn't believe it. Seeing the signs, I attempted a cash out while the match was still live but couldn't, as the option wasn't available.

You may wonder why I had to risk such a huge sum.

It's simple; think I got greedy. embarassed

However, my excuse was that I needed money to offset some bills. Faced with so much responsibilities, I thought winning over a million naira would go a long way in helping me take care of stuff since business hasn't been coming in so much. The tile money I used was my first business since March, before the lockdown.

But, of course, my greed overshadowed any excuse I could offer.

To all the young men out there, please, regardless of how sure you are, do not stake more money than you're willing to lose. I've been there. The allure of making it big sooner can be overwhelming, but don't risk it.

If you must, stake little sums and make future bets from your winnings.

cry cry cry

@I'm not sure whether this is the right place for this, but pls help push it to the front page so people can learn from my experience.
You Jones....that ain't no safe bet oo.....if I had that kinda money I'll do proper safe bet and spool 100mill in 10 months..
SportsRe: My Secret Football Strategy!!! How I Make Constant, No Risk #75,000 Weekly... by invectives(m): 7:30am On Jul 23, 2020
kennyfol2000:
@tgmservice:

One thing about this betting strategy is that it require some money to start... I have people that started with just #30,000 and using #250 as their target and they never lose, Be live me, every month, they have a new account.... ... I personally started with 20k with one account... And with that 20k, i see 2k daily via virtual and live... in just 10 days, i created another account making me to realize 40k every 10days... Honestly, all you need with this formula is to be patient and be discipline...... In just 2 month, you that started with 20k will balance...
@Kennyfol2000 are you still running this Almighty formula stuff or you've ported to martingale fully? If yes what happened??
Car TalkRe: Lexus Rx 350 2010 Or Toyota Venza 2010 by invectives(m): 11:44am On Jul 22, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright... ogbeni your money don come.make them clear road for you..I don first talk am say nor be stone we niggarrrz dey cook..na beans and very soon he go don... Dangote go hear word...we must break Dangote record
Ogbeni go for Rx 350 anyday anytime twice on Wednesday
Na this Rx 350 i want try double my huzzle make i buy for mumsy before August ending...
But Bros op if you get money you fit still collect the two

Although i get Voltron(first pics) and venza( second pics) but me must buy that Rx350...then my sisters go dey use the Voltron...
Niggarrrr u no drink 33 lager againhuh
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by invectives(m): 8:04pm On Jul 21, 2020
Ty207:
The major reason I change my engine is because of vibration even the new grade A engine I brought still vibrate and I notice the rpm always drop to 400/500rpm in traffic which make my engine vibrate, even though I increase the rpm it will still drop.....
Most vibration in traffic is cause by fuel pump
Fuel pump suppose make am off..Vibrations could come from plugs,coil or engine seating... also from a Rusty timing belt adjuster!!!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by invectives(m): 9:16pm On Jul 20, 2020
chinyce:
Please does anyone know the price of Gear and catalytic converter for a 2004 Honda Civic. Gladly appreciate responses, thanks.
85k and 10k or ask @luvinghubby
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by invectives(m): 8:49pm On Jul 18, 2020
deedee44:
Any dagboed licence will not work on uber, they confirm the authenticity on drivers license portal. I don't know about lazy taxify though
OK.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by invectives(m): 10:01pm On Jul 17, 2020
igwedehxy:
So I staryed my day off at MM2 airport as directed by uber, paid toll #200 and parking #750. While waiting, a trip came in, I accepted, Rider said she is in Abuja but she is requesting for her business partner who is on his was to Lagos.

She asked if Uber goes to Ibadan. I said yes. I thought of it, doing an online trip won't pay me. So I negotiated offline and later agreed 15k. I waited for another hour before my rider's flight arrived. Unfortunately I was at the wrong place. Had to drive back to MM1 domestic wing and kept going round in circle so as to avoid those guys that toll vehicles. I eventually opted to use their car park #400 (so I can better search for my rider). I eventually found him 6secs after parking.

Spent 3k fueling my car on my way to Ibadan. I had to fuel 2k on my way back to Lagos (blew empty).

Now let's do the math.

750+200+200+400+3000+2,500 = #7,050

15,000 - 7,050=# 7,950

I cried when I did this calculation. I suffered today sha.
What Kinda fuel guzzler u driving?? phew!!!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by invectives(m): 8:09pm On Jul 17, 2020
deedee44:
Did you invent the name dagboed grin
Hearing it for the first time and thought it was a mistake lol
Its no mistake Jare,its the past tense of Dagbo!!!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by invectives(m): 4:56pm On Jul 17, 2020
ekehopp:
What's dagboed please?
License gotten from Agents at the Secretariat..
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by invectives(m): 3:07pm On Jul 17, 2020
ekehopp:
Finally came “positively full circle” today with my driver accounts.

Timeline below:

-24th May: Commenced online driver-partner registration on both Uber and Bolt. Vehicle inspection for both done a week later.
-24th June: Bolt activated my account
-17th July: Uber activated my account

As both offices are closed, had to follow up via email and Twitter for Bolt. And via Twitter and the Driver app (booking an in-person appointment; sending messages to support) for Uber.

Covid19 has been brutal. But i thank God for fortunate decisions I made earlier, and for the Ride-sharing industry.

The barriers are not erected!
Hello Ekehopp Pls can someone use a Dagboed Driver license for this registration?? please kindly reply me,so I know next line of action...
CelebritiesRe: Historic Pictures Colorized by invectives(m): 9:41pm On Jul 16, 2020
TheSourcerer:
Malcolm X and Muhammad Ali - March 1964
Yo Thesourcerer pls put up a colorized Snake to get lalasticlala's attention...
CelebritiesRe: Historic Pictures Colorized by invectives(m): 8:11pm On Jul 16, 2020
TheSourcerer:
16 year old German soldier crying after being captured by the Allies, 1945
Ahhh this na Bastian Schweinsteiger papa na..
CelebritiesRe: Historic Pictures Colorized by invectives(m): 8:05pm On Jul 16, 2020
TheSourcerer:
If you know this famous photo , Youre Welcome wink
Marilyn Monroe?? hotness
CelebritiesRe: Historic Pictures Colorized by invectives(m): 7:17pm On Jul 16, 2020
front paging
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by invectives(m): 2:41pm On Jul 14, 2020
chijioke17:
How do you mean ringing
Change the the Rings Bro
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by invectives(m): 2:37pm On Jul 14, 2020
dru23:
This is one of the reason I tell them to use correct oil and do proper maintenance.. Car engines can be expensive to change ..That camry engine 03 uses the same engine starts from 03 to 07 camry, I think 08 camry too.. So my point is that does engine cost money .. The last time I check it was 350k naira for complete engine ,this is when dollar rate is 360. But now it should be more .....

Now from experience, it will hard to get any engine dealer to sell you half engine o .. Most Dealer will rather sell complete .. You can also do your findings too ,am only talking from experience ..

Ps.. If you decide to get new engine, make sure to keep the old engine and sell it off to the Aboki that buys metal.. You can sell it around 20k or more for it (speaking from experience ) ...
Nice one Boss but what if he decides to Rings the engine... cos my Mechanic livicks is a professor in that aspect oo....
CrimeRe: Eze Ejike: Assasin ESCATO Arrested In Nsukka, Enugu State (Photos) by invectives(m): 10:05pm On Jul 10, 2020
Brainlight:
THIS NIGGGA NO CHOP BELLE FUL.... HOW HIM TAKE FIT MUD PERSON.., .. EVEN FOR THE PICS.... HUNGRY THE BARB AM.
No be BARB Jare,na GBARB!!!

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