₦airaland Forum

Dawezz: I have lived in lagos for years and i love the way girls do there after weeing or using the loo by using water to wash up...but i realised almost 99% of both men and women in port harcourt uses tissue papers instead of water....

I have met some pretty and charming girls, when we finally make love, i smell this shitty kinda smell anytime am taking them from behind and it got me thinking and i believe thats the way it's obviously gonna be to the guys too, i got into conversation with some of my female colleagues and i asked same question.

* One said God forbid...using her hand to wash off poo her a55?....that it's disgusting to her.

* The other lady said...she doesn't like it and she cant use water to wash her a55 after using the toilet.

Honestly i got negative answers from them, and no guy would ever tell a girl her a55 smell, and some of these girls doesn't even understand.

"As for me...i dont feel comfortable using tissue even at my work place...i look for water bottle to clean up...any day i don't see and i eventually use tissue paper....i feel dirty and unclean".

How Hygienic is it using tissue papers after using the loo

What do you think about this....your sincere contributions are highly welcomed

Lol....99%....Na wa o
This guy over here's name is LIENUS.

welcome back to reality the clueless one....#Ozwo....

khedira is fine.....But kaka still dey alive....handsome baby face footballer.

why.....all these girls....why una no sing inside dressing room....kai....

RuudNisterooy: This is a parochial opinion i've to say.
Babe's fine, no arguement.. But she's no way the ''finest female footballer ever''. Man take it easy already!!

Bros I guess you know what parochial means......It doesn't even make sense with your statement.....

MANGAM: This is the beautiful of democracy

Beautiful gbagaun........

I am not in support of any party.But can any body substantially tell me why of all the 36 states in Nigeria,its only the APC governors that moves are being made to impeach.So,no PDP governor is corrupt? I need unbiased answers not partisan answers.

Amaechi Na stone.....

Mekus68: Omo see as these people dey tear human body lyk say na chicken all in the name of operation. So this was how mine was done when I underwent hynea surgery. Nawa o

Hynea ko,hyena ni.....

ebonyjummy: MTN HAS BEEN SUCKS..mtn najai is sick Gosh! Bad network

My sister,its not compulsory for you to write in English....write in pidgin and we would understand....thanks >:

chucky234: And who is this Santa,so you have to kill Tonto's dream of being a singer to move Nigeria forward simply because you got no ambition of your own,anyone that wants to move a country forward must encourage others in whatever career they choose to pursue and not discourage them.
Brandy Norwood wouldn't have been known today had she been dropped or castigated after struggling to sing without having to sing through her nose,but her music teacher manages to make good use of her nose instead and her first album "I wanna be down" was released in 1996.
Don't even bother to quote me because I'll not be this polite next time.

Hmmmmmm......the only thing I have to say is you are a pleb......so,because I quote you,you tell me I have no ambition.....Never knew you know me on ground......Your stupidity knows no bound......reply me but you know what?,I won't answer you cause its a waste of time.....

olatunji_n: I don't blame you at all,if your parent have given you proper unbriging you won't be here writting jargon.What are you contribution to improve Nigeria music?I know that by critisizing them it will make them better but you are not doing it in a proper way just because you hate her.

Oga dem no teach you English language for skul

chucky234: And where is this chronic goon coming from,you crawled out of a doomed shi:t hole to insult me,and what gives you the damn gut lil bro.
So you in your fantasy world thinks DMX was any better than Tonto,you just another deluded discombobulated goon on NL. Both DMX and Tonto are just two average singers,Tonto betters DMX in acting as his acting was wack and rigid.
Upload your fvcking voice note let's compare to Tonto's,until then STF and fvck off my back as$hole.

Ewwwwwwwww.....you know what Today(April 1st) was made for people like you.......With people like you,dis country won't move forward...NEVER

50calibre: Hmm I see! So how much did you buy a copy of her CD? I can see you are her advocate/attorney and a big fan but guess what, you client can't Sing one bit.

You are comparing tonto dike with talented guys like Jamie Foxx and Whitney who possess mastery and dexterity of music and at least one musical instrument?

People like you are the reason there is no quality control of Nigeria's entertainment industry because no matter the noise or garbage anyone churns out all in the name of music people will always buy. Anybody in the entertainment industry must be ready and able to accept criticism, critics make people improve or acknowledge their failures, there are movie critics, there are music critics, that's why America is the home of entertainment because people won't settle for anything short of the best. Kim kardashian, paris hilton once ventured into music but it ended as quick as it begun.

So you know what big bro? You are not a pain in the a*s, No. You are just a man of low taste, low expectations and low ambition.

You just answered in the best possible way......Am shocked that people are actually drumming up support for tonto's music......Music wise,mentioning tonto dike and whitney houston even jamie foxx in the same sentence is an unacceptable insult......Wow,now I know there are a lot of deluded people on here....And also,this kinda mentality has eaten deep into a lot of Nigerians.That's why we have come to accept rubbish in our society these days......SHAME!

EzeCanada: Jonathan has this certain midas touch. While haters are busy discussing his daftness and talking the talk, he is busy walking the talk.

He was on hand to console Mama HID even before Tinubu could react.

With this single move, Southwest is ready to be delivered to Jonathan come 2015...

Please sum1 shud pour water on dis fellow......He nids to wake up.....

NRI PRIEST: Oga mr. gullible, let me quickly remind you that Anambra has a better school system,health system,better road network and governance more than Edo. How many industries has your Oshio brought to Edo. He is wasting tax payers money to beautify Benin to please the Omo n' Oba while the rest of the stae rot in neglet. Anambra is relatively a new state still and you lots are not financially better of than us. Everythin Obi has done he did it with Anambra money. NO BORROWING!!!!

Oga go and watch match if u don't have anytin to write........If u knew Edo state 5-6yrs ago,u won't come here and be typing rubbish like someone who saw free internet connection......

NRI PRIEST: Oga mr. gullible, let me quickly remind you that Anambra has a better school system,health system,better road network and governance more than Edo. How many industries has your Oshio brought to Edo. He is wasting tax payers money to beautify Benin to please the Omo n' Oba while the rest of the stae rot in neglet. Anambra is relatively a new state still and you lots are not financially better of than us. Everythin Obi has done he did it with Anambra money. NO BORROWING!!!!

Oga go and watch match if u don't have anytin to write........If u knew Edo state 5-6yrs ago,u won't come here and be typing rubbish like someone who saw free internet connection......

Some people think with their anus......'Go and lay complaints in your local PHCN office'.....When in this country has laying of complaints resulted in better power supply? Back to the topic.....I can attest to the fact that electricity supply has improved in a lot of areas in ph.....But for choba,the light situation dere is a write off.....

Nigeria is a measly 80,000.....That's kinda small.....

Kaxmytex: [size=28pt]bros,dis ur prayer get as e be o[/size]

Insert sarcasm........

Temismith: Dis area is not dat hot. D rain is helping matters here.

Shay na 'dis area' u dey stay ni?

[color=#000099][/color]Port harcourt used to b veri hot.but for the past 1week now choba which is where I am has not been that hot thanks to the occassional rainfall.......

timbros: lol @ Femi Opabunmi admiring David Beckham's boots...

How can one forget Bartholomew Ogbeche who played one bicycle kick against Sweden in a friendly and pronto, he was taken to the world cup in 2002...lol

Not against sweden.....it was against paraguay.....

1025: why won't arsenal thread be active when they have nothing to celebrate since 8 years now. from wenger to the last arsenal fan, since they have no access to trophies again, they are hold fast on analysis.

. It just shows hw bad ur sense of reasoning is....
I guess barca also hasn't won a trophy in 8 yrs.....okpe!

Michelle obamsky takes it........