₦airaland Forum

Benin people go say; It's a chair there!

Me I say, It's a baba there!!!

If e pain you, knife dey your kitchen, send am on errand under your breastbone.

The babe hot o! He couldn't stand another man bathing in her juice...

NaijaRoyalty:
You see why the country is not moving forward ?

Buhari has failed, and you want him to continue because he's from the North .

Atiku is from Lebanon abi?

SarkinYarki:
Exactly Sir that's why Keyamo was bursted below

I dey shame for you with this comment. Nothing to contribute but at least man gats meet him daily target of silly comments.

Only three(3) midfielders?

The same Faro Atiku owns? Atiku Media Team is run by dumb people walahi.

The road is still being rehabilitated. That stretch of the road was very terrible. I passed that road on my way to Benin last week Tuesday and work is still being done. I guess that is a palliative measure. The same thing was done on the Benin - Ekpoma - Auchi - Okene road which is being dualised.

gentlegenius:
There's a big difference between an educated person and an illiterate. If there's any element of truth in what you said here, then those who sent you to school should be disappointed in you. That Yam seller is not educated and hence doesn't know what is happening in government. You that knows more than him should have educate him that...
1. Between 8-11 million people has lost their jobs under Buhari's administration.
2. Fuel is now 145 naira a litre despite buhari's government spending about 3.8 billion Naira daily to subsidise fuel.
3. Buhari has borrowed more than the entire PDP 16 years of leadership. If the debt Nigeria owes China is to be split on the heads of every Nigerian, then each Nigerian owes China about 105k.
4. Nigeria is now the world Poverty headquarter with average economic growth of 0.6% compared to 6.6% in the Jonathan era.
5. According to the TI world corruption index, corruption has worsen in Nigeria under buhari despite the fact that Nigerians voted him to fight corruption.

All these are facts you can use Google to confirm...
That Yam seller doesn’t know how to use Google, but you know.
This is why I think you are a disgrace to those who sent you to school.
But in case I'm talking to a stark illiterate who hasn't been to school, please forgive my lampooning comments. After all buhari himself is an illiterate. Once Atiku gets into office, we'll send you back to school so that you can have what it takes to educate a common Yam seller.

Lol...If I'm a stark illiterate, then your illiteracy is of the lowest ebb.Stop bandying words you know not the meaning in order not to come across as stupid and bitter. If you think Atiku is in any way better than Buhari, then you're senseless and empty. Keep wallowing in your folly and phantom thoughts of an Atiku presidency.

Lol...

Me: Well done Aboki

Yam seller: Well done Oga

Me: How you dey sell your yam?

Yam seller: Mentions price

*Enters inquisitive mode*

Me: You get voter's card?

Yam seller: Na 3 times I go home because of voter's card

Me: You try o! Where you from come?

Yam seller: Kano State

Me: How the election go be now?

Yam seller: Na Buhari we dey vote for. Shay Atiku thief money and e get money to spend? We go help am chop the money.

Me: Continues with my Yam pricing.

This happend in front of UBTH. There're mallams that sell Yams there, so for you doubting Thomas', you can as well go there and interview to confirm the veracity.

This man travelled thrice to Kano to get his PVC and is patiently waiting for next year. But those who don't even have PVC and some who aren't even up to 18 will come here and type I'm OBIdiently ATIKUlating....Next year shall tell.

RIP sir. People should respect the dead. This isn't time to start uprooting his shortcomings.

Osinbajo doesn't just talk without back up.

Whobedatte:
Yes ooo
Started before then sef. Remember he has been running prior to 2015 , when he was in APP-ANPP-
CPC, before APC
Believed he's the last man standing who can propel our country to greater heights
Believed so much in him , never knew he is a dunce
I can provide u screenshots sef

But after the 2011 elections, he said it was his last time contesting before he reneged on that in 2014.

engineerboat:
Stop thinking with your anus

I suffer fools gladly.

Whobedatte:
To think I campaigned vigorously for PMB five years ago on Twitter to make the desired change , but he goofed big time .
Buhari is a modern fiasco

You started your own campaign in 2013 when Buhari hadn't even announced he was gonna contest. Buhari announced his intention in October 2014 but you started campaigning in 2013... Smh

Reno Omokri is a perfect example of a fine man who's an idiot.

This is how he'll dance when Atiku wins the presidential election of...









































































BIAFRA...

The online space is a gathering of idiots. An idiot said US mission retweeted Pdp's tweet when infact they were tagged. Fellow fools are masturbating to it and other fools liked their comments. Anywhere belle face. Car without headlamp. If you enter hole I enter. And these are the supposed intellects? Tuehhh! I spit on your collective stupidity!

That's a ganglion cyst/swelling. When it appeared on my wrist, I eradicated it by pressing the spot daily.

SeverusSnape:
Dino was still in the party of liars by then. So no doubt, He was lying. Buhari who's so corrupt can't reject 23 million naira. No way. Lifeless Dullard.

Elections are around the corner and you're back to do your job. When Pdp loses as usual, you'll go back to your hibernation mode. I remember how you were a nuisance here circa 2014/2015 but eloped after Pdp lost.

richidinho:
Generation unborn will not forgive any easterner that will vote Buhari come 2019

nonsense and incredient

I swear, unlike the son of the soil Azikiwe Jonathan who did it to about 70%. The easterners who voted him in 2015 have all become blessed by God.

Bode George...

Of all people...

Seems taxify drivers have an affinity with women. Still wondering why they only have issues with ladies...

I purposely focused on my state:Edo state... Chai chai chai. PDP sha. Another one that caught my eye was Ilorin - Ibadan road. The same road my neighbor in Lagos told me is in a shambolic state(as at last year). Na wa!!!!!!!

Donmedrac:
so you'll vote a buhari that is trying to give your land to his brother the Fulani instead of your own brother sowore or an educated business man named fela?

Is it your land? Why are you crying more than the bereaved? Learn to mind your business

Beremx:
If you had an iota of sense, I never mentioned voting Atiku on this thread as an option not to vote Buhari . You can make your point without throwing tantrums.

Like we don't know you and where you stand.And if you had an element of sense, you would know telling someone to leave the way isn't akin to throwing tantrums.

Beremx:
keep dreaming Buhari will win the whole of southwest. Seems you dunno the reality on ground that Nigerians including Yoruba people are tired of Buhari. Keep deceiving yourself

Reality detector wehdone! Let's vote out Buhari and vote in Atiku and you expect us to take you serious? Abeg shift make people with reasonable yarns talk.

Obdk:
Who cares whr ur stoopid assss is from.

From the way you type, it's obvious you're still a smally. Bye

Obdk:
Bleep you ewedu mozlem

I'm from Edo state you Feral Mongrel.

Obdk:
Conehead easy dey lie

Whatever doesn't suit your narrative is a lie.I'm sure if I had mentioned everyone agreed to vote Atiku, it would have brought a smile to your face? Right? Like I mentioned, petty talks wouldn't win elections and it's a waste of time conversing with a one way twerp like you. Good day.

oshe111:
Na sooo

All of una just represent East, West, South and North


NONSENSE

Do you have to believe? You're inconsequential in the scheme of things. Adios.

Lol... Youths ko, louts ni... I was in a bar with my brother, his friend(Lagos), another guy(Imo) and two other guys(kwara and Delta). The issue of who're you voting next year came up and everyone echoed Buhari except one person(your guess is good as mine).

I've decided to jejely wait till next year. All the like hunters on Nairaland think their likes will make Atiku president. No one is disputing the fact that Atiku is a formidable opponent(that's a shocking indictment on how gullible the citizenry of this country are) but don't delude yourself, Buhari will trounce Atiku.

In retrospect, take these clowns masquerading as Yoruba youths serious at your own peril. Bless!