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Mathematical:



Mum : Oyin whc kine cloth you wear so.
Me: mum beet..
Mum : c'mon goan put on beta cloth..

After few minutes ..

Mum: ehen.. Shey bi omo leleyii.
Me : roll eye

daveP:
she how he handle that bottle. guess he's a specialist when it comes to 'handling'

adedehinbo:
ur papa be criminal, its obvious u re one of those militants, very soon dem go soon kill u

tellwisdom:
Are these Police?

Pavore9:
Gay relationships​ is across Nigeria but boldly stepping​ up to the marriage level is predominantly​ Northern. Do Google search on arrest of gay couple during their​ wedding by the Nigerian Police and come up which region more of such arrests​ is taking place.

Pavore9:
Gay marriage is more prevalent in the North.

GloriaNinja:
SOMEBODY SHOULD GIVE ME POTATOE MAKE I FRY.

Ogbehadanyel:
if i was in is shoes i wont trust u again even if i do trust u, i wil start loosing my trust for u, how can ur friend advice u to not gve hm d addres and u agree,dat means if ur friend ask u to do worse u will. My advice is for u to try locate him and beg him, try explain tins to him.

jordanriverz:
well funny enough we have never had any thingy,like for him to have used me....naah nothing has happened

PapiSmith:
Better go back to your husband. Used and dumped toilet roll

Donjazzy12:
Quote me, the marriage will not last. She has absolutely no respect for him. Mark my words.

potent5:
Grease no dey? If so then, use grannut oyel to lubricate it.

veekid:
What's funny here biko?

Safiaa:
7am in the morning, you carry yourself to write a silly list about women. Are you not giving yourself a headache? Is it that deep? Na wa.

All these boys think they know it all about woman. List upon list, yet one babe somewhere is still pressing your mumu button. Mr borrow borrow aka Mr cash machine. Transfer your knowledge into something tangible please. Its annoying.

Michellla:
Lmaoo

lovelygurl:
They was all I was thinking too lool

fergieboy:
Hahaha looks like I hit a nerve.. She don't sharparly remove her pics lol

fergieboy:
Old woman

fergieboy:
Ashawo

ramdris:
Why won't it catch fire when they will not stop shouting "fire fire fire". Na joke o before some pple with leaking brain will e-insult me..

Thank God no life was lost...

BTW: How come d bus burnt to ashes and yet d fire men Oga said they got there on time?

thesicilian:
No be only Aragorn. They should have kuku named him Frodo. Or Gollum.