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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. if I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:

1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey,don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me"
12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry,"
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, yeah God.
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a Peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's!

hmmm, thinking,

Ikemefuna is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss & add water 2it 2replace what he drank.But d Boss was suspicious & decided 2buy pasties (a French wine dat changes color if u add water)just like dettol.

Ikemefuna as usual,drank from d wine & topped it up wt water (2 replace what he drank).

But unfortunately for him,immediately he added water d pasties became milky.& when d Boss came back & noticed it,he knew he had nailed ikemefuna. Ikemefuna also knew d@ he was in trouble & decided 2stay put in d kitchen when his boss came home.

The Boss told his wife abt what he observed

"Ikemefuna!", he called from the sitting room.

He answered: "Yes, Boss".

"Who drank my pasties?".

Ikemefuna :No answer.

The Boss asked again: still no answer.

Then d Boss went 2d kitchen 2meet him there:
"Are u insane or what? Why when I call u say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question u don't answer me? "

Ikemefuna retorted hmmm oga "when u are in d kitchen u don't understand anything at all, except ur name"

"Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, u go 2d bar stand beside Madam, while I'll go in2 d kitchen,& u will ask me a question ".

Ikemefuna accepted.

The Boss was in d kitchen & ikemefuna shouted:

"Boss".

He answered: "Yes, ikem".

"Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam
is not at home ? "

No answer.

D boi shouted again: "Boss, I say who dey sneak to d maids room when madam no dey house?"

No answer.

The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders will never cease! Ikemefuna, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name. D wife interrupted dats not true its a lie witout arguement ikemefuna askd if she'l enter d magic kitchen & be tested she agreed.

Ikemefuna: Madam

I dey hear Ʋ fvery fvery well ask ya question

Who's junior's biological father ? Me or d Boss

Madam: :x rushed out of d kitchen
d kitchen needs 2 be fumigated I can't hear anythin too,

On a Sunday morning, Ayo didn't want to go to church so he decided to remain at home instead.

While in his living room, 3 heavily armed men came knocking at his door. Ayo decided to pretend like he was having his morning prayer,

The robbers broke his door and entered his house. Ayo put his hands together and prayed:

"Dear Lord, please touch the lives of some people today and let them become Christians."

The robbers knelt down beside Ayo and tapped him to open his eyes. As he opened his eyes,

Robber 1: We are already Christians and we are born again. Kindly open your Bible to Luke 6:27.

Ayo opened his KJV Bible and reads the verse, "But I say unto you who hear, Love your enemies, do good to them who hate you,"

Robber 2: Now, gentle man will you do good?

Robber 3: And gentle man, before you do that good, open your Bible again to Ephesians 6:6.

Ayo read the verse, "Obey them not only to win their favor when their eye is on you, but like slaves of Christ, doing the will of God from your heart."

Robber 2: Mr gentle man, can you see that we are Christians now and that God has answered your prayers?

After losing interest in his girlfriend (Peju), Wale felt he’s done with her he didn’t want to hurt her feelings. So, he told his kid brother (Kunle) to tell Peju that he (Wale) is not at home anytime Peju comes to find him…

DAY 1
Peju: Hi, Kunle. Is Wale at home?
Kunle: No, he stepped out just now. How manage you guys didn’t see each other on the way?

DAY 2: same story

DAYS 3 – 7: Lies upon lies…

ABOUT 1 MONTH LATER
Peju was at Wale’s house as usual. She almost sighted Wale in the living room and Wale had no option but to quickly hide himself in the visitors’ toilet.

Peju: Is Wale in?

Kunle: No! Ah-ah, you guys keep missing each other. I don’t understand o!

Peju: Please let me use the toilet!!!

Before Kunle could say jack, Peju had rushed into the visitors’ toilet. She opened the door, saw Wale and before she could say anything at all, Wale echoed, “SURPRISE! SURPRISE!! APRIL FOOL!!!”

ARareGem:
Lol. That woman was very smart with the policeman. I'm sure she's somehow related to Warri.

Lol. Her name na Ngozika of Warri I.

Three women were talking about their sons.

One woman said that her son is a priest and every time he walks into a room people bow their head and say "Father." The second woman said that HER son was a cardinal and every time he walked into a room people bowed their head and said "your Grace." The third woman was silent. The other two women looked at her and said, "What about your son?"

The woman replied, "He's about six foot four, has blonde hair, and blue eyes. Every time he walks into a room people look up and say 'Oh my God!'"

dani1luv:
POLICE DEY READ
BIBLE……??!!
On Lagos-Ibadan express
road, when a Pastor met a
team of policemen who,
quite
naturally, wanted
'something' from him.
Since he was not prepared
to
play their games, they
asked for his papers and
having combed through
everything
without any offence with
which to nail the
'stubborn' pastor, they
now
asked him to open the
bonnet of his car.
A careful scrutiny of the
engine number against
what was on paper
revealed that
letter 'U' was written in
such a way that it could
be mistaken for letter 'V'.
That
was all the officer-in-
charge needed to shout
"stolen vehicle!"
Sensing trouble, even
when he knew he
committed no offence, the
pastor called the OC to say
he was a priest to which
the officer replied :"Please,
leave that
pastor thing, in any case,
if you are indeed a pastor,
then you must have a
Bible in your car, bring it."
The Pastor did as was
commanded after which
the officer now ordered:
"Please read Matthew
5:25-26 to me".
The incredulous Pastor
opened to the
recommended passage
and read:
"Settle matters quickly
with your adversary who
is taking you to court. Do
it while you are still with
him on the way, or he
may hand you over to a
judge, and the judge may
hand you over to the
officer, and you may be
thrown into prison. I tell
you the truth; you will not
get out until you have paid
the last penny."
The man of God quietly
made an "offering" of
"just" N100 to his newly
found "preacher".
"End of service go in
peace and argue no
more", said the OC.

VERY FUNNY! ZANK U 4 SHARING!

A store dat sells husbands has just opened in New York City,where a woman may go 2 choose a husband.
Among d instructions at d entrance is a description of how d store operates. You may visit d store ONLY ONCE!
There r 6 floors & d attributes of d men increase as d shopper ascends the flights. There is,however, a catch, You may choose any man from a particular floor,or u may choose to go up a floor,but u cannot go back down except to exit d building!
So a woman goes to d Husband store to find a husband.
On d 1st floor d sign on d door reads: Floor 1- These men have jobs & love the Lord.

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2- These men have jobs,love the Lord,& love kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3- These men have jobs,love the Lord,love Kids,and are extremely good looking. "Wow",she thinks,but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads: Floor 4- These men have jobs,love the Lord,love Kids,are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh,mercy me!" she exclaims. "I can hardly stand it!"

Still she goes to d 5th floor & sign reads: Floor 5- These men have jobs,love the Lord,love Kids,are drop-dead gorgeous,help with d housework,and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay,but she goes to d sixth floor & the sign reads:

Floor 6- You are visitor 4,364,012 to dis floor. There r no men on dis floor. The floor exists solely as proof that some women are impossible to pls! Thank u for shoppin at d Husband Store. Watch ur step as u exit d building,and have a nice day!

An old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.

He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me BITE your breasts for $100?"

"Are you nuts?!" she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

So the little old man runs around the next block and faces her again, "Would you let me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000?!"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000, Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.

As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, handling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?'
"Nah," says the little old man, "Costs too much!

Chukwudi had just read a new book titled, 'You Are The Man Of Your Home!'

He rushed to his wife and said, 'From this moment, you MUST know that I, CHUKWUDI, AM THE MAN OF THIS HOME… and my words become Law, which no one dare breaks.

So, you shall prepare me an epicurean meal this very night, and I will eat my meal, then you shall serve me an opulent dessert…

After my dinner, you shall go into the room with me and give me nice *** just the way I want it! Afterwards, you shall draw me a warm bath to make me relax. You shall scrub my back well & towel me dry & cover me with my robe…

Then, you shall massage me to relax all my nerves… Then tomorrow, guess what will happen?'

His wife, Amaka, replied, "Yes, I guess you will be explaining how you caused ya own death to ya late father!"

Woman: Any wahala, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you didn't wait 4 traffic light.

Woman: Oh, I see,

Officer: Can I see your license pls?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for killing 4 people.

Officer: I see, Wot abt youя vehicle registration papers pls.

Woman: I can't do that, Officer,

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to where his colleagues were, and calls for back up. Within 1 minute 5 police officers circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!!!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: "Ah, e ma gba mi ke! Mo mon pe olori buruku ni bobo yen. O fe ko ba mi ni o! Ah, Jesu mi, iro nla le le yi o!" I bet you the lying bastard told you I was overspeeding & contravened the traffic light too!

We still dey negotiate. Lolz.

The Gambler

During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks."

The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first."

The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender.

"I'm a professional gambler," replied the man.

The bartender said, "There's no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?"

"Well, I only bet on sure things," said the guy.

"Like what?" asked the bartender.

"Well, for example, I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye," he said.

The bartender thought about it. "Okay," he said.

So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "Aw, you screwed me," said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50.

"I'll give you another chance. I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye," said the stranger.

The bartender thought again and said, "Well, I know you're not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. I'll take that bet." So, the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye.

"Aw, you screwed me again!" protested the bartender.

"That's how I win so much money, bartender. I'll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars," said the man.

With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk, he said, "Bartender, I'll give you one last chance. I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop."

The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. "Okay, you're on," he said.

The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle.

The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, "Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!"

The guy climbed down off the bar and said, "That's okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!"

The Gambler

During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks."

The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first."

The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender.

"I'm a professional gambler," replied the man.

The bartender said, "There's no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?"

"Well, I only bet on sure things," said the guy.

"Like what?" asked the bartender.

"Well, for example, I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye," he said.

The bartender thought about it. "Okay," he said.

So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "Aw, you screwed me," said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50.

"I'll give you another chance. I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye," said the stranger.

The bartender thought again and said, "Well, I know you're not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. I'll take that bet." So, the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye.

"Aw, you screwed me again!" protested the bartender.

"That's how I win so much money, bartender. I'll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars," said the man.

With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk, he said, "Bartender, I'll give you one last chance. I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop."

The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. "Okay, you're on," he said.

The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle.

The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, "Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!"

The guy climbed down off the bar and said, "That's okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!"

Three-day Revival in Warri

When I went for a 3-day revival in Warri, below are the things that happened to the people that came for prayers on the first day of revival:
1. A barren woman got twins instantly
2. A jobless guy got 2 jobs @ once instantly
3. A guy that wanted US visa got both US and UK visas instantly
4. A lady without hands got 2 hands instantly

Throughout that day, God really performed many miracles… so, my people started calling me Pastor Double because when people ask for one thing, they will get two of that thing. I warned them, but they didn’t listen.

The second day, no deformed person asked for healing. All of them brought money, which turned double that night! Halaluyah somebody!

My third day, serious problem started as there were kidnappers among the crowd. They kidnapped me immediately! But, I was surprised at the way they treated me like a king. One of them (probably their leader) even had to warn one of his gang members saying, “Ugochukwu, if you let anything scratch that gentle man’s body, I go personally shoot you dead right there!” Ugochukwu, replied calmly, nothing go happen to the man boss.

They took me to one beautiful mansion, and placed N100 billion cash in front of me.

I asked why did that. And they replied, “Pastor Double, turn it to N200 billion, na the governor’s deal…”

What's all this "Yoruba" of a thing? Please let us all look at one Nigeria and forget about one bastard Yoruba. I beg to differ on the tribalism thing; it's an already proven wild goose chase. We must see the larger Nigeria, not the divided one. Whoever made his way to the top seat and presently ruling might be God's choice for us. So let's us all support while we keep our fingers crossed till next round of elections.

I get pissed when people talk one Yoruba, Hausa or Igbo. That is the foundation of our problem. We do not see ourselves as one. People in the countries where progress is the order of their day see themselves as one. A bunch of broom tied together remains one. What I find so shocking and incomprehensible is that, "Our forest of discord does not only yield agents of dissonance, but it also breeds large population of virulently egotistical serpents." We are way too divided in this country. On this note, I therefore dissociate myself from any such group that does not have the interest of the larger Nigeria.

PDP, though it consists of overtly ignoble members and pathologically dishonorable political appointees, it remains a proven and more generous party to associate with. Let other parties liberalize their agenda; simple! Do not get me wrong, please. I am not a partisan. If a Hausa man is more 'politically proficient' than the others, let us support him and vise versa --regardless of the party to which we belong. If for instance we are able to get good gubernatorial candidate who is PDP and a CPC LGA Chairmanship candidate, let us vote them both without raising any question about their respective parties.

I will continue with this when I have time, Thanks all!

Oops! End of discussion then. I didn't even know that she was cut short by the Presidency. What a wise decision!

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The First Lady, Dame Patience Goodluck  Jonathan, yesterday departed Rivers State  under controversial circumstances as she was said to have upbraided Governor Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi for insisting that he must demolish the water fronts, pointing out that dialogue rather than confrontation was preferred.
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I just couldn't get a better word to qualify the first lady's action other than uncivilised. Why, you may ask me?

Her utterances could have spurred discord in Rivers State and Okrika community in particular. All she said, whether wrong or right, should not have been made so confrontational and public, too. After all, earlier in the year, her obviously gentle husband visited the state and we had no such disruptive comments from him.

Am particularly surprised that Dame, our first lady could abandon all other projects that she went to do in Rivers State and returned to Aso Rock in anger. She's just demonstrated to the whole world that she cannot control her anger. Hence I would recommend that the Presidency should send her for Emotional/Anger Management training,  Am I making a sense here? No matter how vexed a first lady should be, as long as she represents all the women in this country, she should control her emotions/anger.

Am grossly disappointed at the way she is handling this case.

Besides, the governor is not subservient to the first lady so who is she to make such comments? Her comments could even instigate serious dissonance in that community if care is not taken. If she wanted to demonstrate quality leadership, she should have discussed with Amaechi behind cameras rather making such disgruntling comments.

Am really disappointed at her comments.

This is serious o! For how long are we going to keep dividing? I haven't seen any guild in Nigeria that has stayed for just one full year without serious disputes. Is this what their counterparts do abroad, too? Pfft, Tell me something better.

Our violence oriented mentality needs a radical "U" turn if not this country will keep revolving round the spot of mediocrity.

It's so obvious our actors association has degenerated to stupor and needs the intervention of well-meaning citizens of this country. Their perceived languor is just a manifestation of their laissez-faire attitude towards the guild.

I will rather cast aspersions at both parties - the whole guild and even Emeka are to blame. I will not take sides with no one. In fact, that reminds me. Emeka's ignoble attitude during the GUS left me wondering till tomorrow. The wound has scarred my mind! He couldn't even manage those girls properly on the TV.

More visionary leaders who will be bold enough to confront challenging situations more diplomatically are needed to run the affairs of actors guild.

mike oscar:
@Aproko,
You are spot on. This same GT Bank early this summer , I was in Lagos and I got a cheque for some N200k naira from a friend who has an account with them. I decided that since I was in the vicinity I would take advantage and cash the cheque across the counter.
I approached a young lady after waiting patiently in line for about 10minutes. She took the cheque and started to process it then She requested for my ID which I did, She went into a small office for about 5minutes and returned to ask if I had an account with GT Bank to which I said No. She then paused and asked me if I had a driver's licence and I brought out my Drivers licence from the state of Texas. She took it went in for another couple of minutes and returned to ask if I had a Nigerian driver's , licence and I said No then another colleague of her's jumps in and starts asking blackmailing me for not having an account with the bank which would have made things easier, then for the first time I asked them what was wrong with my oil/gas ID card and my U.S. driver's licence and watch this, their response was they could not trace any of those to the Nigerian system. I told them I had an old Nigerian driver's identity at home but it was useless anyways, I sought to speak with a supervisor who was way too busy so I left and paid the check into my (good old) UBA account . This was a painful experience in terms of PR, Time wasted etc and Probably could have been diffrent in another branch but I don't expect anybody to shout me down without looking at the issues at least. Our banking industry is going through a very trying period and a little help in terms of human relations could go a long way you know.

NOTE: The same thing would have happened to you if you had gone to cash a UBA cheque as a non-UBA account holder. I have had somewhat similar experiences with UBA as a non-account holder. In fact before my experiences, I discovered UBA was juicing out certain amount from me on my up country transactions in 2003-2005, and I closed down that account!!! GTBank has never done such spurious transactions on my account before.

Going by how I left GTBank, I should even be castigating them but I tell you the bank is tha best. No bank would have honoured that your cheque oga because it would be a contravention of CBN's modus operandi for Nigerian banks. The id cards you presented are not tenable under CBN's provisions. So don't blame GTBank on that; rather, blame CBN!!!

Thanks.

otukpo:
This is a daft post!
A customer is complaining abt her experience wih the bank and u ar talking abt de-marketing.
So if am not pleased with the services am getting from a service provider, i shld keep my mouth shut because of pple like u.

In case u don't know, i am a customer of GTBank and i use other banks too. Among the banks i use, GTB is the one their services always put me off.

Their customer service is poor, they are just living on past glory. I have several experiences with them and what i try to do is limit my transactions with them.

Any day any time, i will take Zenith, Stanbic over GTB in customer service.

NOTE: The same thing would have happened to you if you had gone to cash a UBA cheque as a non-UBA account holder. I have had somewhat similar experiences with UBA as a non-account holder. In fact before my experiences, I discovered UBA was juicing out certain amount from me on my up country transactions in 2003-2005, and I closed down that account!!! GTBank has never done such spurious transactions on my account before.

Going by how I left GTBank, I should even be castigating them but I tell you the bank is tha best. No bank would have honoured that your cheque oga because it would be a contravention of CBN's modus operandi for Nigerian banks. The id cards you presented are not tenable under CBN's provisions. So don't blame GTBank on that; rather, blame CBN!!!

Thanks.

I don't blame whoever originated this thread. I don't think it's right to blame this guy for making this forum his first port of call. I understand it's an unbiased forum. So people are free to express their opinions in order to right wrongs and straighten/redress national matters.

As a former employee, I can tell a lot of GOOD THINGS about that wonderful bank even despite the controversy that trailed my exit from that bank. If any fraud is committed on your account in GTBank then be very sure that the management WILL do its best to address your case. Their managers just like their MD are professionals to the core so just report any case to them and be very sure something will done quickly.

If you are not getting the kind of services you need, you can also escalate your case via email or phone call. Even if you want to contact their MD direct, he is a very free man. And you can get his direct email and phone number at www.gtbank.com.

I hope by now the originator of this thread has seen that GTBank is a good bank and among the very best on the continent. So I'll advise he should go back and talk to the concerned bank staff and his/her branch manager. I am too sure they can work out whatever you need for you.

Thanks.