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You've been watching too much supernatural... Nigerian witches don't roll like that...

thesicilian:
the operative term there being ''in vain'' But when you are faced head on with a drunken driver at top speed, there's nothing vain about calling on your Maker to help you.

And I wonder what kind of experiment you want to set up?!

When Life puts us in such position... Hopefully i do what i think is right... And you can shout on Jesus's name 1,000,000 times in 2 seconds...

Good day mister...

So the OP sef dey lust after Oga Suen...
THIS B:tches... Ain't Loyal...
*Piss on thread and walks out...*

My moniker was mentioned on this thread... Wetin happen...?!

thesicilian:
Actually Jesus will come down to take the wheel if you believe and you're helpless. Although the OP's advice still stand: e should take prophylactic measures on the road. Even among 2 Christians what works for one may not work for the other, & vice versa, so let's not be too quick to discount another person's faith.

Should we experiment it...?!

Even the bible says dont call on the Lord's name in vain...

Pataki:
What do you guys think of this guy? I think he is the perfect CB we are looking for.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2b20E7YWTc

I no go lie... I didn't want to watch this clip cos I no wan raise my hope... are we signing him for sure...?! it's a mystery...

Then the clips only shows his tackling which is very impressive but his heading ability nko...?!

Stoke City won't look to Play to feet... they'd rather employ long balls into the 18... I still think he's found wanting in the aerial duels department... another Mangala...

golamike:
Mr man, as much as I would not want to downplay d place of common sense, I can boldly affirm that calling d name JESUS has saved people in times of accidents (either by averting d impending evil or restoring hope of living). I have seen living witnesses and heard of many instances.

And those that died did not call Jesus or they did not have faith...?!

AdeLaNa1:
Lool. Just look at this frigging Bâstard. But dude seriously, yo momma dint carry u for 9 months only for u to turn out this daft.

Whether half trophy or not, u can admit that Arsenal won a trophy dis season. But u wont acknowledge d fact that United also won the same half trophy less than 3 yrs ago?? Lool. I'm not surprised tho. U're well known in these parts of NL to afflicted with perpetual Stûpidity. So wahala no dey. U can keep behaving like something suffering from chronic psychosis.

Yes am an Ibadan boy. But u dont know me, i dont know u. But somehow, this môron seems to think my life revolves around Challenge and Ib?? Lool. See ehn, i might ve never been across the borders of this country. But where i've been to, and what i've done, ur pathetic excuse of lineage cant even begin to dream of it.

Lool. Even if i ever get schooled in this NL is it an old, daft, retâderd and primitive imbecîle with an IQ that cant even flash MTN to MTN dat wants to school me??

I'm not the jobless type who has time to be running multiple accounts. So u can go fetch ur mods like the good little dog u are and ban me. Just know dat when ever the ban is lifted, i'll be back here to shît all over ur sorry existence.


Have a nice day!!

Lmao at the bolded... where exactly have you been to...? Molete...? Orita Challenge...? Oke. Ado...? Dugbe...?!

The landmark in Ibadan is Shoprite... is that what you want to use to boast...? hahaha... what exactly have you done...?! I've never heard of your family Adelana but my dead dog (a Rottweiler) is popular than you and your whole family in Ibadan ... #Fact

Nah so the case for Igando dey die dey go...

Ginaz:
Jesus saves, dont underrate the name called JESUS.

Aunty... I'm more religious than you... you could argue i'm a Muslim and you're a Christian that we don't have the same faith but I drive and I see things... but Jesus won't come down to take the wheel... #Fact

If one survives an head on Collison... it's down to two things the impact wasn't heavy and you're at the rear... that's all...

All these info would be forgotten as soon as one is in the situation...

You can't control Z it... and you can't use a restart button... accidents happens in two seconds... do you have two seconds to flash the other Driver and swerve right...?

Baba... nah only God ooo...

AdeLaNa1:
Lool! I'm just surprised Saka would be making the starting 11 ahead of The best DM in d league and Almighty El Neny...

Lool see consolation. Community Shield is now a trophy eh??
The same Community Shield United won 3 yrs ago. Yet this alomo sipping baboon has constantly claimed United would ve been trophyless since SAF's retirement had we ended this season trophyless. The hypocrisy!!!

Ogbeni... blah blah blah......
U must think its one of ur merry band of villsge miscreants ur talking to with all that rubbish u just typed.

Just STFU and stick to pushing tyres around under Molete bridge. The internet isn't meant for less privileged illiterates like u....

Lmao... dude... you're still incoherent... half trophy or quarter trophy... facts remain we won something...

Anyone we start isn't your problem... If I'm an illiterate that isn't limited to just Nigeria... I'm good... I'm better a million times better than a certain Ibadan tout that hasn't move outside of Ibadan...

Your life revolves two places Molete and Challenge... you frequent the newspaper stands spewing your limited knowledge on football...

and that's the same thing you do on nairaland... shuffling football threads getting schooled up and down and resulting to cheap insults...

Don't for once think I don't know how to throw banter... it's your folks at home I'll send to your village... but thinking about it and considering the blind mods on sports section... you're not worth a ban... But it's sill quite easy to change that stance...

LordEmperoris1:
Am +1 today , HBD TO ME


UP GUNNERS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHERLY... more blessing more money... great health and best of luck...

AdeLaNa1:
And if u were wise......Ah! Forget it. U aint wise. U just a stûpid dumb fûck. At least i wasn't the one claiming Herrera was the best in d league. Herrera still helped his team to a trophy.

El Neny nko?? That one that was also rumoured to be 10 times better than Herrera....

With all ur Le Coq best DM in the league, ur useless team still finished the season trophyless.

Lmao... Remind us again... who won the community shield... the same shield manure is poised to play at the beginning of next season...?!

Ogbeni... whatever you've been drinking that is making you hallucinate and show signs of amnesia... you really should quit it... your liver no carry am... if you must jam talk... at least... make coherent statement... maybe when you're sober tomorrow morning... come and make amends at this pathetic brand of trolling...

Good night...

Once *****... Always *****...
nah so the thing go...

ataspray:
7m wont buy any of those cars new.

Baba... I'm not in the mood to argue...

AdeLaNa1:
Hmmmn!

All of a sudden, people are pairing Saka with Cazorla. What happen to Coquelin?? I thought he was the best DM in d league..... El Neny nko?? That one that was also rumoured to be 10 times better than Herrera....

If you were wise... you'd shut up... we finished second with Le Coq in the league... remind us your position with a certain Herrera...?!

And when I was mentioning for a better DM to be named... Kante comes first... Herrera...?! wetin kpomo dey find inside chicken stew...

Andees273:
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How nah... whoever falls for this...

A land rover or A Toyota highlander... Thank me later...

Morata is most definitely an upgrade on Giroud... he can run, dribble, shoot, head and uses two feet...

if you're looking for an audition on his game... watch Juventus vs Bayern Munich 2nd leg at Allianz Arena...

Rodemeter serf no say that guy wan kill dem... then the coach did the unthinkable... thinking with 10 minutes left and at 2-0 up... dem don qualify... subs Morata off... they lost the match 4-2...

MRNipples:
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