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Kelklein:
Something tells me the problem could be from your phone..

I dunno

just tryna reason like you..

Or the fonts...?

RedCapChief:
@op, I swear, you be cow



I think the bike has run out of fuel. Spark plug no dey give wahala like that

Lol... that's true... I don tow the bike go house...

ErnieSmallzz:
Lmao, chai ayaf die. C question, y u sef no check d condition of ur bike, b4 u carry am comot 4 ous?.

I'm not experienced with bikes... if it was a car now... I won't be asking for advice...

RefilweRose:
Are you okay?

Are you questioning my sanity...?

Deactivate your present account then open a new account on nairaland with the username 'AntiChrist666' then give me a shootout...

you welcome...

kestino:
hahahahahaahaha, i cant hold my laughter, wait o, did u creat this post, xo we can advice you abt ur bike or becos of ur bleeping girlfriend.

About the bike brother... about the bike...

Cutehector:
e come dey ask us for advice for wetin no even relate to the topic

Cos I know what to do about the other one...

Estharfabian:

You haven't told me what to get...

Estharfabian:

You haven't told me what to get...

Cutehector:
Mchew..

Haha... why you dey vex...?

Can someone give me an advice? Lately, I noticed that my girlfriend had lots of calls on her phone, and when I ask who is it, she always hungs it up quickly and she said it's one of her friends/business contacts. I also noticed that recently, she goes home in our rented apartment late, and when I ask why was she late, she always tell me that she went overtime because of her team building meet, although when I checked her slip, she had no overtime fee and I was a bit suprised since as far as I know, they didn't had any team building meets since 3 months ago. So, I went to her boss and asked about this, but her boss said that they only did team building meets only one time with her co-office mates a long time ago (which confirms that I was right), and as an extra, she's been absent on that meet, and her boss told me that she's been absent in her work a couple of days as well. The next day, she went out and told me she'll be attending her "urgent team building meet", so, keeping a distance, I followed her with my motorbike, and not far away from our place, a man fetched her on his car. I stopped my motorbike from a distance to make sure they won't hear me and observed them, and when they were going to drive out, I was about to follow then but when I start the engine, it died on me. So I want to ask for advice, where would the problem be? Is it the spark plug that caused the starting to fail, or is it on the main engine? The clutch, perhaps? Please give me a good advice...

Classic Skyrim... hahaha...

Checked86:
I just listened to the 'confession aiye' and it is olamide. This one is a girl, very aggressive and fluent with yoruba language ALMOST more than olamide.

My bad... prophetess aiye by Tipsy...

No wonder I couldn't find it in my playlist...

Title of that song is "confession Aiye..."

Lost alot of songs... couldn't find it on my playlist... so that file is gone... would have told you the artist name... but she's a female sha...

UIA04:
No, as a lady know that , if cellulite were pretty girls wouldn't do everything to remove them. It's the same thing with fat, they scream big bold and beautiful but you see them buying all sorts of sliming teas and watching their diet.

About my shape I have a body any girl would want, I'm a slim hourglass in other words there is enough flesh at the front and back, with a very flat stomach I hardly even wear extremely stretchy skirts because of my shy nature, I don't like unnecessary attention.

Pictures or we don't believe you...

But funny someone will still cheat on this type of woman... this world sef...

See fresh fresh something early morning for nairaland...

UIA04:
Nice ass I picture a lot of cellulite in those tighs

Some cellulite dey fit some girls... I take it you're flat at the back...

Nah this kind woman I wan marry... so hep me God... amen...

The self-servicer should get a new phone and register his email... contacts would sync back to his phone... QED!!!

Some people just go school to burn money...

Aww... not bad at all...

dotcomnamename:
Fixing? In CL final? Smh

You were saying...?!
It's that goal offside it not...?!

Hala Tico...

Lost respect for Mark Clattenburg after that dismal officiating at the F.A cup final...

Hopefully he'll redeem himself today... but I suspect some fixing tonight...

Best of Luck... Tico...

BoiledHead:
Yes. I was asking for help . Please review the article, and review the comments from those who actually helped. Not telling me I'm watching Nollywood as if there is a specific way all Nigerian witches must till abi which grammar u use sef.

I asked for advise on my situation not telling me that my story is fake. It's annoying

Ogbeni... you're still blabbing... what's the difference between voodoo and dark magic...?!

You're just an attention seeker looking for cheap publicity...

BoiledHead:
Like I said this is not Nollywood. You obviously have no idea how witchcraft works. What you see in Nollywood is Voodoo. There is a difference. My gf isn't doing voodoo.

What is voodoo...?! What's Dark Magic...?! Enlighten us... because all of a sudden you are now the expert... An hour ago you were asking for help...