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iPopAlomo:
This is rare... no bickering from the fake arsenal fans... I guess they secretly hoping we beat Bayern Munich... even that Munchen fan boy... Raud something is nowhere to be found...

Anyways... I can only die once... Staking on Arsenal to win at the emirates... either I'm +40k richer or -10k rich...

Proud when we win... Loyal when we lose...

That's how I roll...

This is rare... no bickering from the fake arsenal fans... I guess they secretly hoping we beat Bayern Munich... even that Munchen fan boy... Raud something is nowhere to be found...

Anyways... I can only die once... Staking on Arsenal to win at the emirates... either I'm +40k richer or -10k rich...

Proud when we win... Loyal when we lose...

This is all English... they were quite dirty that's why the black plaque killed millions of them...

Alake Ojuona in english...
clue... it's an insect..

Pidggin:
U no know say you don dey old abi? Continue.

Someone can't be truthful again...?!

Pidggin:
I think say na small pikin post this thing, I surprise sha.

@OP, well done.

Me or the OP...

TrapLORD:
Love ur siggy. Reminds me of abami eda

Oshay bruvah...

lol... lemme p!ss you off...

you've got a sh!tface... did you bleach your skin... I can see three colour... mehn... I've seen ugly in nairaland... but your ugly is way outta Nigeria... kinda like Somalian Ugly... I bet you don't have a girlfriend... you could end up a serial killer... your bleeped up temper and all... have you considered murdering yourself...?! you should... try jumping in front of a moving train at Oshodi... you wouldn't feel a thing...

p.s

if you don't react to this post... you're well on your way to recovery... accept you have a temper issue... all I've written... believe me... when I wake up tomorrow I don't remember cursing you out... Don't think too much about it... God won't come down to fix your temper... he's too busy for you... work on yourself... the more you don't react to taunts... the more you heal...

Success Isaac play pass am... just watch that nigga against Sporting Gijon today... a goal and an assist... top performance... make them just call am come national team...

Hardest shii about being the First Born is nothing more than living by trial or error... my siblings can learn from my mistakes... whose mistakes do I learn from...?!

Walks in naked....

Crixina:
Pls I want to ask an honest question.

Is b..itch the new name for women now?

I've got this down ass chick... She calls all her female friends b!tches... I can't argue with her... Can i...?

OP... you can lie ooo...

tohphunmie:
Whoever said guys are not the same should be shot in the head aswear
Ut hurts tho

No no no... all guys are not the same... some guys do not watch football... some do not know what a playstation is... but women could be very excessive... think about it... when you are making your hair... and your bobo calls you up at that time... do you find it convenient talking to him...?!

Besides... most relationships are based on lies these days... maybe you told him you don't date boys that are into games and football and he keeps that part a secret... everytime you call him and he's engage in one of them activities... he would always tell you he's busy...

Sweetheart... my ex... that understood when I was playing game or watching arsenal... lol... that's the only relationship I had that lasted two years... after her... and before her... all my relationships were always two weeks... maximum... cos I got bored...

Find someone that won't lie to you and someone you won't lie to in one body... then you would realise all guys are not the same...

mhizzpatra:
Lol... Omg!! U r so funny.. Infact dis post as well as its comment made my day.. Lwkmd

you welcome...

This one nah Olosho...

All I see is free punany in the evening... if you Iike fumble and come nd paste it here on nairaland...

But to be sincere though... only one girl I could tell where I was... Or what I was doing... but all good things comes to an end... that was then sha... lol...

that said... I could even try to pause my game and give a girl just two minutes... but when Arsenal is trailing... 1-nil... then a girl calls up... I tell her I'm watching football so she knows I'm not in the mood for long story and the next thing she ask me is "Is Arsenal more important than me...?!" my answer has always been yes...

Guilty here ooo... Would be playing skyrim... when I've hang... I've been at a spot for three days or so... that's when one girl will call me to say she can't find her shoe... egbami!!! did I steal it...?!

all those girls saying girls do worse than this... e no pass make person dey lamba you make you say you dey Bible study, I'll call you back...

talking from experience... I just shake my head...

110% fact...