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SEFAGO: Phi Beta Kappa is a very big deal. Also well depends is it impressive hell yeah from Johns Hopkins a very academic and work-heavy school (So I hear anyways), for a black student even more so because its extremely rare for black students to be in Phi Beta Kappa even in sociology. The large majority of black students immediately they land a top US university study the social sciences even if they wanna be doctors. Even Nigerian-Americans who do decently well relative to their AA counterparts.


I used to be involved in organizing the Phi Beta Kappa ceremony for my undergrad a long time ago and each year maybe one black student-2 black students out of like 150 student, tons of Asians though

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WHy are you jealous of Jallowbah . . . is it because you are not White?

JallowBah: Lol, am I the only woman seeing the humour in these boys talking like this?

That is because you are mature and civilized and cognitively emancipated . . . wish I could say the same about Tpia.

bukatyne: and so living irresponsibly is wat makes me attractive for marriage! don't feel sorry for me, i know d kind of man i want and it's irresponsiblity is not one of his turn ons! it's ur type that ll marry and start crying later that u married a hoe! go and sleep!

Me cry? I am praaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaying to marry a hoe. Are you kidding me, I hope to one day marry a hoe. Do you know what hoes do in the bedroom . . . THEY NEVER DISAPPOINT!

[quote author=tpia@]oh, you slept with an alfa's wife and you came here to blow trumpet because of your wet dream?

what a malnourished pumpernickle you are

olodo- you dey blow mouth over your depraved fantasies like person wey no dey get some for real life.

I've heard worse tales than that, but do you see me "polongoing" on nl? Bush creature like you

"I slept with pastor's wife"- olofo.

who dash midget like you.[/quote]You heard them, right? Meaning, those stories arent yours because you were never IN it and there was no need to "polongo" someone else's story. That would be absurd.

On the other hand, what I posted is my story, the exclusive legal right is with me, and I AM FREE TO 'polongo' it as much as I like.


PS: Tpia, Dont polongo my story if you dont want some wahala from my lawyers. I have not given you any right to 'polongo' any of my post okay. Are we clear?

[quote author=tpia@]madam, are you coogar's wife, because I believe i was replying him- not sure why you took it on yourself to respond on his behalf as if i mentioned your name.[/quote]It is a public forum. She is free to reply to whomsoever and whatever post or primordial thinking she desires to debunk. If you dont want your stupidity to be exposed and ridiculed, dont post.

no, i did not see your profile picture and[b] i do not know what you had there[/b]. The ones who did, made their feelings known.

I checked; not just for me, but for ediots like you who may not know what is good vs what is err, so-so. I am happy to report that she is incredible. Her behind, as attested to by Dayokanu, is 'fanimorous.'. SHe is one of the better looking female members on this forum and may I add: You will never look anywhere as good as her, even with plastic surgery and plastic surgery revisions. The reason is because you are not fully human. God created Me, Jallowbah, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Agbani Darego, Tyra Banks, Sisikill, Coogar, Dayokanu then he lowered his standards and created Maclatunji, Jarus, houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, [i]then he lowered his standards again [/i]and made Tpia.

so, kindly lets not start all this i-am-with-a-black-male-therefore-i-must-attack-any-black-female-who-my-black-males-respond-to-because-i-wont-feel-happy-unless-the-black-males-turn-to-sir-gallahad-andinsult-the-black-females-to-make-me-feel-better.

that s.h!t is stale and has been rehashed a million times on this forum.

thanks, bye.

if you dont mind, i think coogar has a typewriter he can use to reply if he's so inclined.

and yes, i'm a christian. Juju stops where i begin.

Tpia, how did you manage to work juju into this discussion? Why do you think everyone is after you?

dayokanu: But if women on other threads claim a man should be responsible for all their expenses, Why shouldnt the man make all the rules?

if I am expected topay for your hairdo, toothpicks, car and even menstrual pads then you have to do my orders which include you being on your knees while I am sleeping, Doing frog jump all over the house and raising your hand while closing your eyes

Isnt that slavery? Are we back in 1864?

Ola one: My immaculate Stranger

Better than them watching her for free.

TroGunn: This is only type of pictures of themselves women should post online.

Is that Ms. Maclatunji? lol

haruna22: Do you need a sugar Mummy/Daddy to help you with your financial needs? Call 08024243782 for hook up

Why not? Can I have both or do I have to choose one?


Either ways, will save your number. Might come in handy in the future

dayokanu: Mac, It doesnt matter how your wife does men would still hit on her regardless as long as she leaves the house. I know a friend who has toasted a pregnant woman on the street before. Even in the North where women dont leave the house, Men still find a way to stand behind the wall and the wife peep over the wall talking to another man. Soon she leaves the house and move in with the new lover.

As long as those pictures are decent, I dont see anything wrong in posting them on facebk. The only time I might have an issue is if she is posting in indecent sites or dating sites

As long as she is making money off it, I say: more carburetor oil to her elbow.

bukatyne: well, i 'seem' to get where u're heading to now but i don't see much difference btw a single lady and a married one, u know y? because i feel that as a woman/man, u should always behave responsibly. the way a woman dresses b4 marriage should not differ much from after marriage maybe better. as a person, i don't keep necessary friends esp male or dish out my numbers anyhow. i don't just make meaningless friendship wit guys cos that's how i like it so i don't live my life anyhow as a single wit d hope that i'll change during marriage! i live my life trying to please God so i don't c any reason for any change in behavior. i see nothing wrong in a married woman/man posting pictures on fb as far as it is decent period! besides, how should a single post pictures?

I hope one day, that God you are trying hard to please would [i]i[/i]find you attractive enough for marriage. Until then, c'est la vie with you and your dog making love to one another. I know, who needs a man when you have a DOG GOD

bukatyne: well, i 'seem' to get where u're heading to now but i don't see much difference btw a single lady and a married one, u know y? because i feel that as a woman/man, u should always behave responsibly. the way a woman dresses b4 marriage should not differ much from after marriage maybe better. as a person, i don't keep necessary friends esp male or dish out my numbers anyhow. i don't just make meaningless friendship wit guys cos that's how i like it so i don't live my life anyhow as a single wit d hope that i'll change during marriage! i live my life trying to please God so i don't c any reason for any change in behavior. i see nothing wrong in a married woman/man posting pictures on fb as far as it is decent period! besides, how should a single post pictures?

You must be boring. Boring people are not allowed in here. Take your boring life elsewhere please. No difference you say? What an a/s/s/

coogar: looking sexy is subjective and it boils down to what the individual concerned feel about herself. if she's confident and comfortable in her outfit - then who cares what people think?

Tpia is deranged. I admire your patience. I really do.

it depends on the comfortability of the wearer!

Gbam!!!

it's not clearer - it depends on what the individual considers comfortable!
what a woman wears says nothing about her attitude - there are more promiscuous women covering up every inch of their body than the ones who love to show some skin especially in nigeria where people love to pretend.......

You make sense die. I have slept with a pastor's wife who makes it a point to ask God for forgiveness after the deed. The first time, I was like WTF? With time, I learnt to just go with the flow. Sometimes I even join in the prayer. Crazy pretentious mofos.

Cuddlemii: I am so shocked by your thread that I don't know what to say.

It scares me that after the education, love, commitment & hard work, I will still end up in a dictatorial union called marriage. In fact, your thread makes me weep. The rules keep getting worse! Its like being in Kikiri prison, the only advantage is that you get a man to warm your bed!

What are men cooking up next? Wives should not own/use camera phones? No wonder the divorce rate is high these days! This mentality has got to change!
Men have got to realize that women are not dolls/puppets/robots to be toiled around with or tweaked unnecessarily. Women are human beings/adults with their own feelings, needs, wants, desires, decisions, mistakes & ideologies.

It is saddening for real. Even as a man, I hope my daughter never lives in a society where people like Maclatunji hold sway. In Maclatunji's ideal republic, women will forever be subjugated to male authority and whims, both within the family and in the community in general. There will be nothing wrong with objectifying women , and there will be a clear line drawn as to s/ex/ual division of labor in which women are confined to such activities as: reading the qurans in some dark room in the basement of the house covered head to toe, baby making factory, child raising, performing personal services for adult males, and low prestige forms of specified productive labor.

It wasnt always like this, even in Africa. Religion made it so. It is up to people like you to stand up and fight it. You can always count on me for support. But my support will not come cheap though . . . Is it true you 'is' very hawt? You want ma number?

debosky: Blimey you really need to get some help for your messianic hallucinations. You think anyone cares about your 'sympathy' with the type of BS you're posting here?

Too many people have been screwed up in the head by your ilk - putting the blame on women, when we know who is to blame in a patriarchal society like Nigeria's that treats women as 'assets'/pets/properties.

'listen now lil slave, behave yourself and you'll get some treats from massayour husband'

You've broken the bullshittometer this time.

I was gonna get a new bullshittometer, but whats the point? No matter how big or better designed the new bulsshittometer is, Maclatunji will find a way to break it. He is that awesome

Afamdman: Well look at where that other guys's eye r point too.

I see Chavez looking at the woman straight in the face. And the other guy, not sure where his eyes are pointing to. Maybe you can tell since you are the all knowing god. And even if he is looking at her breast, so what?

Come on, which on you will allow ur wife do this,

None, of course its always cheaper to allow the child to dehydrate and die. F/u/c/k/t/a/r/d!

And some of you guys mentioning civilised society and all that, why not copy everything they do, why select some of it, why not allow you 8year old son tell you daddy and mummy your stupid. Oya follow them and destroy the future of your children.

And in which civilized society do they do that? I have said it, what you see on TV is not real life. Oyinbos are way more decent and definitely way more cultured than we will ever be. People like you is why the Black race is as f/u/c/k/ed as it is. You cant think. You cant separate real life from TV and you are fickle minded; prone to baseless generalizations. Anyway, I hope one day you will have the privilege of travelling out of the jungle you are in and see other cultures for what they truly are.

maclatunji: Hahaha, he is still here. You are just seeing another side of him. I can be very blunt and sometimes take no prisoners. Do you have any idea of the number of women who their husbands are maltreating just because of the theme of this thread but don't have a clue? People like harping on "Freedom" whilst they become prisoners everyday as a result of this same "Freedom" O. If you are a married woman, be more circumspect about what you post and share. Your husband may pretend as if he is "cool with it" but deep down he is saying "Girl! You should know better."

I don't post to be popular, I post that which I think is right. Your right to agree or disagree. #Simple

What risks are you taking by posting your pictures online? Alhaji, please travel out of Naija a lil, preferably to civilized countries. So your wife posts revealing stuff ( revealing by your definition ) online and your next move is to beat her silly? Well, in civilized climes no one will stop you from doing as you wish, but sir be ready to read your quran in a 8 by 4 cell for the rest of your life. What a Arrow!

Ujujoan: Pray tell . . . what is marriage all about

I bet you are not even married and yet you want to teach women here (mostly married) about marriage!

I can't wait . . .

What? The women here are married? What am I doing here?

maclatunji: It's a manner of speaking. It applies to every woman that does what I described. It's a question to understand why women do that, I seriously think a married woman should not initiate any activity that draws the attention of other men to her in terms of sexual attraction. It's a process, after the pictures come the compliments, after the compliments come the "toasts", with the toasts come temptation and with temptation anything can happen.

Some of the responses here prove to me that some women don't even know what marriage is about.

SO compliments and toasts are two different things? No wonder I am not making head-ways.

hannydarl: Backward Nigerian men, next we will hear is , IS IT OKAY TO TRAIN MY GIRL CHILD? SINCE SHE WILL BE OWNED BY ANOTHER MAN ONE DAY.
Don't let your wife take photos, don't let her leave the house(Even though you go about fucking small girls everyday) don't let her go anywhere o. Cos your prick is her master.
Habba woman cannot eat carrot or cucumber woman should stop wearing bra, woman should not be educated, woman should kneel down and present food and water, woman should wait in room and make sure she greets oga first cos its a crime for oga to wake up go to the kitchen hug his darling[size=18pt] from behind [/size]and say good mornning dear how was your night? Its taboo for Nigerian men. Woman should not use makeup , woman should then be bought and locked in ya papa's house nau while goats and cows roam free.

You sure like it from behind. Me likey!

Its not a big deal. Journalists are people my friend, they make mistakes too

NBC thinks actor who played Mark Zuckerberg is Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg was not at the gold-medal basketball game between the United States and Spain, but the actor who portrayed him in the hit movie, “The Social Network” was. NBC’s basketball announcer couldn’t tell the difference.

[ Photos: U.S. conquers Spain to win gold ]

When cameras showed Jesse Eisenberg watching the game, play-by-play guy Bob Fitzgerald said (as transcribed by SB Nation): “I know I’m gonna put that picture on Facebook. We’ve got every executive of note worldwide, it seems, attending these games.”

https://l.yimg.com/os/en/blogs/sptusolyexperts/eisenberg_1_medium.jpeg

Zuckerberg’s real-life foils, the Winklevoss twins, competed in the 2008 Olympics. It would have been interesting to see whether Fitzgerald would have referred to them as Armie Hammer.

Tomb raider Lara Croft and fight club devotee Tyler Durden* were also at the Olympics, but largely stayed out of the view of cameras.
http://blog.sfgate.com/olympics/2012/08/12/nbc-thinks-actor-who-played-mark-zuckerberg-is-mark-zuckerberg/

God bless our colonial masters. The closing ceremony looks beautiful to many Nigerians here because the people on showcase are all White. Anyway, better to be White than Black. I am glad the Brits colonized us, still colonizing us and hopefully one day they will come back to finally re-colonize us, proper. Viva la The Queen

byne: y are nigerians insulting their own father's land.. They have forgotten they are the chosen ones, the future of the country. If we all keep abusing this country what will our children say about the country? Though it's funny & Its a shame as well. Pls change ur mind set about this country.

Sagamite is not the future of Nigeria, not anywhere close. His best days are way behind him, and he is still in his late 20s. He was never in it anyways.

davidylan: that is a sad way to live out your marriage. Nothing to laugh about.

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far beyond [b]ode as we know it and into a new dimension of ode. Meta-ode. Ode cubed. Trans-ode ode. Odes collapsed to
a singularity where even the Odensins have collapsed into Odebolos. Ode so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity Ode.
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be possible that anything in our universe can really be this Ode. This is a primordial fragment from the original big Ode b-a-n-g. A pure
extract of Ode with absolute Ode purity. Ode beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my epiphany of
Ode.

obakovich: Whats ur advice? Had a 1st class degree in micro biology(4.97cgpa) and moved over to wales for masters just finished wit Distinction(85%) and looking for a job in the UK. Dnt want to come back to naija

Ole. Go back jo.