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HealthRe: I Got Bitten By A Non-Venomous Snake Today (Photos) by irony: 10:35am On Aug 02, 2021
What are the first aid treatments needed in this situation and is there any local remedy to snake bites? These are the things I want to hear please.
Reply if you have answers to the queries I have outlined.
CelebritiesRe: Rachel Oniga Is Dead! Nollywood Actress Dies Age 64 by irony: 10:19am On Jul 31, 2021
What a sad news, if true. What's really happening, Money can't buy life but once in a while we need to rest and take good care of SELF.
I so love this actress from a distance. We hope to get details of her death so that the living will learn.
InvestmentRe: Is GOATTI Company Genuine by irony: 4:31pm On Jun 08, 2021
Kindly confirm here whether or not you have been paid your due money by Goatti.
TravelRe: Dispatch Rider Killed By BRT Bus In Ojuelegba, Lagos (Graphic Photos) by irony: 9:54am On Mar 19, 2021
Tillatalk:
No helmet so sad
says who?
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Demolishes Asher Hotel In Kaduna Over Proposed Sex Party by irony: 3:05am On Jan 01, 2021
Acting based on the flyer is not sufficient for the action taken safe if there was an undisclosed evidence not contained in the OP’s report
CareerRe: Tension As Boulos Sacks 70 Workers by irony: 4:51pm On Dec 02, 2020
I hope they sacked staff will be paid off so they can pick up their lives with the money paid? 6months upfront payment is the minimum standard.
SportsRe: Osaze Odemwingie: Amara, Kanu Nwankwo's Wife Chasing Me In My DM by irony: 4:40pm On Dec 02, 2020
I strongly condemn in totality this show of immaturity by Osaze. Maturity should have come by your vast exposure in better environment and this demeaning position you took on social media should immediately be reversed with open apology to Papilo. It doesn’t matter if your claims were right or wrong, reach out to Papilo and pull down this thread with an apology.
I felt like crying with this post. Papilo doesn’t deserve this if you truely love him and want to protect his dignity
SportsRe: Osaze Odemwingie: Amara, Kanu Nwankwo's Wife Chasing Me In My DM by irony: 4:38pm On Dec 02, 2020
I strongly condemn in totality this show of immaturity by Osaze. Maturity should have come by your vast exposure in better environment and this demeaning position you took on social media should immediately be reversed with open apology to Papilo. It doesn’t matter if your claims were right or wrong, reach out to Papilo and pull down this thread with an apology.
AutosRe: SOLD Reg 2007 Corolla Toks standard. SOLD by irony: 5:06pm On Oct 17, 2020
GAZZUZZ:

THIS IS NOT A 3RD PARTY SALE. VEHICLE IS OWNED BY GAZZUZZ.


2007 single user 89,000miles, First body.


2t1br32e47c850139
What’s the price, is there any fault I should be worried about




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsv7VvxZdDk


08033910382

Message Gazzuzz Autos on WhatsApp. https:///message/CNJWRUBB775EK1

Ogba Lagos.

AutosRe: Sold!!!Toks Toyota Corolla 07 LE:2.150m. by irony: 8:15am On Oct 17, 2020
safari0412:
A foreign used Toyota Corolla 2007 Limited Edition with Engine,Gear,Ac and other features in perfect condition.Add me on WhatsApp for more info...08032762241.
state exact location for inspection please
AutosRe: Extremely Clean Registered 2007 Corolla by irony: 8:14am On Oct 17, 2020
Bankole2020:
Location-ikeja
Contact-08169407375

Toks standard
can not see the price?
AutosRe: Sold!!!Toks Toyota Corolla 07 LE:2.150m. by irony: 7:58am On Oct 17, 2020
safari0412:
A foreign used Toyota Corolla 2007 Limited Edition with Engine,Gear,Ac and other features in perfect condition.Add me on WhatsApp for more info...08032762241.
can I inspect? Where is the exact location in Ikorodu
FamilyRe: Woman Hides Gala In A Bible To Send To Her Children In The UK by irony: 7:48am On Jul 25, 2020
Gala is indeed unique coming from a reputable and indefatigable company known for its high food safety standard.
Having come a long way, it has been the number one life saver of Naija people.
Let's hail the champion in sausage roll.
AutosRe: Toyota Corolla 2004 For 1.220 by irony:
can i pay 900k?
PropertiesRe: 4 Bed Room Flat For Sale At Ikorodu by irony: 5:29pm On Jul 23, 2020
which area in Ikorodu?
PropertiesRe: For Sale: Newly Built 3 Bedrooms Bungalow On 400sqmtrs @ Itamaga, Ikorodu by irony: 8:53pm On Jul 19, 2020
where actually is this structure in itamaga?
PoliticsRe: I Have Not Been Sick Like This Before - President Buhari by irony: 4:16am On Mar 12, 2017
Drinokrane:
President Muhammadu Buhari on Friday talk that he has not been very sick like this before.
He say that this when he was having meeting with the government officials, he said; “I couldn’t recall being so sick since I was a young man, including in the military with its ups and downs,” He also said he do not remember when he had a blood transfusion last. He also added that whether he is alive or not Nigeria will still continue.


http://www.legendvibes.com.ng/2017/03/i-have-not-been-sick-like-this-before.html?m=1
Leave with us a legacy of one Nigeria where the rule of Law prevails above all and where ethnicity and religion will cease being the criteria for judging what one get out of the country.

May God strengthen your feeble body and grant you that prevailing will power to push through what makes for unity in this country.
Peace of God be with you.
CelebritiesRe: Faithfulness Kennedy: "I Saw Death In Airpeace Flight That Nearly Crashed" by irony: 3:54am On Mar 12, 2017
JamieNaija:
I Saw Death In Airpeace Flight That Nearly Crashed Yesterday - Miss Tourism


Nigeria's Miss Tourism and South-South Queen 2016, Ms. Faithfulness Kennedy, has recounted a near air-crash experience she allegedly had ,while aboard an air-peace flight yesterday. The beauty queen who revealed that she was on the flight bound for Lagos from Abuja, further alleged that 45minutes flight to Lagos took them 2hrs 30minutes.



According to Ms. Faithfulness, the flight was affected by the heavy rain as it suddenly became dark and cloudy, "the pilot couldn't see again , the speed increased, the turbulence worsened , the plane began to shake heavily, went up high and came down" and continued like that 10 times.


Here's what she wrote;
"Oh Lord how Merciful and Kind you are.... today I saw Death Looking at me.. but God4bid...
I hear plane crash stories but today I experienced something
That's how my flight was shifted from 1pm to 3pm, we all boarded.. and after all protocols observed we took off.. y'all know it's 45minutes to Lagos? But today we spent 2hours 30minutes.. I won't be in church on Sunday to give this testimony but please y'all help me thank God ... I beg you ... .
It started raining heavily ... and suddenly became dark and cloudy .. the pilot couldn't see again .. the speed increased, the turbulence worsened .. the plane began to shake .. heavily .. we went up high.. came down, went up again. For exactly 10times... the plane almost turned 360 it's just God I didn't know when I started crying .. I almost turned on my phone to tell my mum that is time for me to die.. but I realized it will worsen the situation.. so I prayed in my heart and this was my prayer.. "Lord you know I'm destined for greatness, you said in Jeremiah that the thoughts you have of me are good and not evil, is this how u meant it?, if truly I have an unfinished business on earth and I'm going to be a great person don't all this plane crash". I closed my eyes so tight with tears the pregnant woman beside me said she feels her baby is coming out.. I got scared and I told her not to panic too much ... finally with the whole speed and all the traumas, we got to Lagos .. after 2hours 30minutes... on my knees I say God thank You"

http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/03/i-saw-death-staring-at-me-in-airpeace.html

Thank God for his mercies and the brevity of the pilots that landed the plane safely. It can only be God in action.
Congrats Airpeace and more safety trainings for your crew. God bless
TravelRe: Peace Mass Bus Travelling To Abuja Involved In Fatal Accident,Many Dead(photos) by irony: 3:44am On Mar 12, 2017
naksjude:
my broda ur 100%correct,peace has lunatics not drivers,its not a company its a factory whr anytin can hapun...Chk GIGM drivers de ar wel dressd,maintain speed limits nd aint reckless
I disagree with you. Peace Mass transit vehicles have speed limits too and are well dressed too.
dressing on its own does not prevent accident but training of drivers on safety rules on wheels and like I mentioned in one of my post, accident can be of intrinsic or extrinsic caused.
I have travelled a lot with PMT and it remains my best choice.
so keep your campaign to yourself.
TravelRe: Peace Mass Bus Travelling To Abuja Involved In Fatal Accident,Many Dead(photos) by irony: 3:39am On Mar 12, 2017
owobokiri:
If this very car company doesn't finish all of una, una no go call for a ban... There are many car companies in Nigeria but this very one recruits ijiots on steroids as drivers. We have "God is Good" that is even bigger but with better safety standards and so less accidents. How many accidents involving Peace at the last count? BAN THIS VERY COMPANY NOW!
I can see you are blowing the trumpet of your payer "God is Good" who in itself is not accident free. More so, I see cross county and for you to selectively talk of PeaceMass transit (my most preferred land trip vehicles company) you are biased and a paid worker. We don't even know the cause of the accident - whether the other vehicles rammed into Peace.

Accidents do occur even to the most careful driver cause the causes might be either intrinsic or external.

Be wise in your post
FamilyRe: Woman Hides Gala In A Bible To Send To Her Children In The UK by irony: 9:26am On May 21, 2016
Indeed, Gala sausage roll has remained indomitable. Against all odds, it's quality remained intact and can always be relied upon for a whole meal.

O what a lovely mother package we 've got here.

Thank you UAC for giving us an option to survive and support our loved ones.
AutosRe: Very Clean Toyota 4runner 2001 Model @ 1.2M Naira by irony: 6:31pm On May 08, 2016
please have this suv reserve for me. Can you deliver to lagos? if yes, can you contact on either of this: 09035043052 or 08032102259(whatsapp number)
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Faces Investigation 24 Hours After Jonathan’s Reply by irony: 5:10am On Dec 25, 2013
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HAH: Politics is about mending fences and compromises but Jonathan is being wrongly advised.

How will fight the poor through anti people policies, fight the high and mighty through coercion, fight the north, fight the west and expect to sleep well.

A word is enough.
@ HAH, how do you want Mr. president to give in to the politics of his ex boss who still want to call the shuts off aso rock.
there is NO fence mending when the fuel underneat the burning flame is WHO holds the Presido PDP flag come 2015.
obasanjo to me should not dictate to jonathan;
obasanjo should also not put stumbling block in his way because he did not sail through his third term bid.
If obasanjo is accusing Jonny of corruption, how come under his watch an ex convict (as quoted by the press) was elected governor of a state?
AutosHonda Cb125 motorbike For Urgent Sale by irony(op):
Few months old
Never has been used as okada
Used for work - home shuttle
Asking price 70k
Call: +2348032102259 - serious buyers only

AutosRe: 2000 Mitsubishi Montero Sport Ls/xls by irony: 1:14am On May 09, 2009
help me with the location in the vehicle and the number of digits of mitsubishi delica minibus vin /chassis number

PropertiesRe: Miniflat For Rent by irony: 6:39am On Apr 08, 2009
plz is the price negotiable? 018938193
PropertiesRe: Miniflat For Rent by irony: 6:37am On Apr 08, 2009
plz is the price negotiable?
Jokes EtcRe: John Bush Don Polute by irony: 1:14am On Jan 10, 2009
funny guy who told u abe bicos the aid cover hand for nose?
AutosRe: Toyota Mini Bus by irony: 1:04am On Jan 10, 2009
where is the bus - sold or still available? let's have the pix and other detail plz
RomanceRe: Could This Be Why Lovers Cheat by irony: 12:33am On Jan 10, 2009
REal Love Last FOREVER!!
love means ones willingness to lay down his/her life for the other been loved.it takes a GOD fearing one to keep to the true intent of the word love to the partner----mo a no be pastor shaaaaaaaaa
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Very lucrative Paying Job by irony: 10:56pm On Jan 07, 2009
ole na which job were go give u 1 million in two month were u want teach me but u still need my 2 thousand, ur sense contain error. u put charm for ur mail to trap people? kolo mental

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