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pinkhill:
all u need is needle and thread
sew it up



joking

naughty u!!

mirexxx:
lol i'l luv 2 date u too

Hmmmm....sims u r gud at teasing ryt?? naughty u... no qualms tho bt u look date-able...

mirexxx rozzay nd ( grinning heavily) ..... Ireneony..

Pop. hip pop. rock. blues. rap. alternative rock. rnb. Electronic pop. as for me.... they are as follows..... Rehab(rihanna). Airplanes(b.o.B). Second chance(shinedown). If walls could talk(Celine Dion). Not afraid(eminem). All the right moves(one republic). Already gone(kelly Clarkson). Fire flies(owl city)... add urs..

Well I can't imagine myself digging such cos It wud be more like a nightmare.... Dis type can't perform 7 styles in just one session.. #justsaying

In 1923, nine of the wealthiest people in the
world met at Chicago's Edge Water Beach Hotel.
Their combined wealth, it is estimated, exceeded
the wealth of the Government of the United
States at that time. These men certainly knew
how to make a living and accumulate wealth.
Attending the meeting were the following men:
1. The president of the largest steel company,
2. The president of the largest utility company,
3. The president of the largest gas company,
4. The president of the New York Stock Exchange,
5. The president of the Bank of International
Settlements,
6. The greatest Wheat Speculator,
7. The greatest "bear" on Wall Street,
8. The head of the World's greatest monopoly &
9. A member of President Harding's cabinet.
That's a pretty impressive line-up of people by
anyone's yardstick.
Yet, 25 years later, where were those nine
industrial giants?
Let’s examine what happened to them 25 years
later.
1. The President of the then largest steel
company (Bethlehem Steel Corp), Charles M
Schwab, lived on borrowed capital for five years
before he died bankrupt.
2. The President of the then largest gas company,
Howard Hubson, went insane.
3. One of the greatest commodity traders (Wheat
Speculator), Arthur Cutten, died insolvent.
4. The then President of the New York Stock
Exchange, Richard Whitney, was sent to jail.
5. The member of the US President’s Cabinet (the
member of President Harding's cabinet), Albert
Fall, was pardoned from jail just to be able to go
home and die in peace.
6. The greatest “bear” on Wall Street, Jesse
Livermore committed suicide.
7. The President of the then world’s greatest
monopoly, Ivar Krueger, committed suicide.
8. The President of the Bank of International
Settlement, Leon Fraser, committed Suicide.
9. The president of the largest utility company,
Samuel Insull, died penniless.
What they forgot was how to "make" life while
they got busy making money!
Money in itself is not evil; it provides food for the
hungry, medicine for the sick, clothes for the
needy. Money is only a medium of exchange.
We need two kinds of education:
a) One that teaches us how to make a living,
and
b) One that teaches us how to live.
There are many of us who are so engrossed in
our professional life that we neglect our family,
health and social responsibilities.
If asked why we do this, we would reply that "We
are doing it for our family".
Yet, our kids are sleeping when we leave home.
They are sleeping when we come back home!!
Twenty years later, we’ll turn back, and they’ll all
be gone, to pursue their own dreams and their
own lives.
Without water, a ship cannot move. The ship
needs water, but if the water gets into the ship,
the ship will face existential problems. What was
once a means of living for the ship will now
become a means of destruction.
Similarly we live in a time where earning is a
necessity but let not the earning enter our
hearts, for what was once a means of living will
surely become a means of destruction for us as
well.
So take a moment and ask yourself, "Has the
water entered my ship?"
I hope not!

Ireneony....

TheSureBabe:
I dey go with Innjoo phone dis year o. E make brain!

Really..?? techno r7 is not dat bad

dorlapoh20:
okay. btw how you doing?

very well gorgeous nd you?

dorlapoh20:
bros it was only a joke!!! am a very strong supporter of ur view. i do not agree with the way ladies make money their number one priority in deciding whom to date although i must say this if u are not ambitious or purpose driven u might not even be my friend
i could have easily denied ur guess but i am a woman of my word but the said and unsaid
Thanks for the advice anyways it's actually a backup to my believe.

Yeah dear no p...

YoursGEJ:
No matter what they do, the wind of change must blow. We must take our country back from the hands of thieves, murderers, touts and rogues who clearly have had nothing to offer Nigeria for the past 16 years. Heightened insecurity, missing $20 billion (whose report was supposed to be submitted in November), high fuel and kerosene prices and continued darkness even after spending over $30 billion are their major achievements. Instead, imagine a government with the likes of Buhari, Osinbajo, Fashola (who needs no introduction), Kwankwaso, Rochas, Amaechi (best schools and hospital development by a single governor), etc etc. These people in government will bring serious positive changes both in the way government is run and goverment's accountability to the people. They will start us on a course for a Nigeria that I will not be sad to leave to my children

Meanwhile, did anybody watch Osinbajo on Channels on Sunday evening?! I hear say GEJ and Baboon Okupe piss for body when dem dey watch am. This Presidential debate go sweet ooo! Only if some people don't demand for the questions before hand and don't run away if the expo is not given to them. Then later they will go and debate with themselves. I no call person name o

And this was Sambo's reaction when he realized that next week is his turn after seeing Osinbajo's performance.

Dude buhari is d past...I seriously don't know y his wasting his time... let me make dis clear to u... Jonathan is d destined leader for d next 4years.... u talk about change change change... forget trash...dis guys aren't bringing any change... Jonathan z d last pdp president... by 2019 we would den av d likes of fashola vying for d seat.....

Enugu Catholic priest and founder of the
Adoration Ministry, Rev. Fr. Ejike Mbaka,
yesterday raised the alarm that he has been
receiving threat messages following his New
Year eve message where he said that Nigeria
would be doomed if President Goodluck
Jonathan is re-elected.
In a sermon at the Christ the King Catholic
Parish GRA, Enugu, yesterday, Rev. Mbaka said
if such threats could move him, he would not
even be standing before the congregation that
morning.
He declared: “Tell them I am not afraid of
them. I have said what I was asked to say. The
only word I have for them is Isaiah 54:15,17:
“Surely they shall gather, but because the
gathering is not of God they shall scatter. No
weapon fashioned against me shall prosper.”
“They said Buhari gave me money, but I have
never met with Buhari. I don’t know him in
person. I only delivered the message I was
given and I stand by that message because the
future of this country is bleak with Jonathan on
the saddle.”
Mbaka said before he gave the December 31,
2014 message, he had called Mrs. Patience
Jonathan severally but couldn’t get to her.
Said he: “When she came here, I told her to
give me her number so that I could give her
messages, but thrice she refused. It was later
she told one of the pastors with her to give me
his number. “
“So, before that message, I had called the
number for two weeks but it was always the
Personal Assistant to the pastor that picked the
calls. “
Mbaka, who warned that Nigeria needed
change, repeated that if Jonathan was re-
elected for another tenure, “the next four
years will be hell for the country. People are
crying of hanger but then you will see what is
hunger.”
source:Sunnews

Rexyl:
so the reverend mbaka put himself to the position of Judas Iscariot among the disciples. He willingly offered himself to be used as a scapegoat.

the worst part of his action is his lies against Holy Spirit. so his prophecy was faked. what a liar claiming to speak what he hears from God.

Gbam!! nd we all know dats d biggest sin on earth... Well he wud dance to d music...!! Lying against d holy spirit chai!! dis world z coming to an end... it is said dat in d last days we wud know d true men of God

Enough of all dis..... so wat it implies z dat father mbaka was a puppet used by d Roman catholic church n Apc to carry out their useless plans... Let dis issue die... there r certain tins dat doesn't deserve attention n dis is one f them..!!!!!

dorlapoh20:
is that all? have these things without the most important one and i will friendzone you immediately
You will make a very good friend

Wich is??.....lemme guess Money!!... chai d world has spoilt!! Well....dats Ur business... no wonder most girls are complaining dat dy've been used n dumped...while in f first place dy r d cause... patience Jonathan z eating d fruit of her labour.... Girls shud cut d crap out of d money issue... If u r not ready to go thru hell with a man den u don't deserve to enjoy heaven wen it arrives...!!

Enough of all dis....dis dudes knows themselves.... be it Jonathan or buhari..... We d inhabitants of dis country r d ones being deceived... Jonathan n buhari may be having lunch together,playing golf,visiting d muséum.... n we r all here shouting like Bleep ups.... Buhari knows Jonathan wud win.... Politics z a dirty game.... if u don't know wats going on in d game shut d Bleep up.... let's focus on making our lives better.... let's b career driven nd not politics driven... Most of u here r shouting ontop Ur voices "JONATHAN" , "BUHARI"...... d elections wud come ..u campaign for ur choice...one person wins...instead of u to use dat period of campaigning to think of wat to do... Americans don't behave dis way... dats y we r topics on their lips.... Enough of all dis trash.... Let's focus on making our lives better n not wat dese guys want....

EnlightenedSoul:
When you said 'these hoes ain't loyal', it implied that the relationship, as described, was actually deserving of that virtue. It most certainly was not. Hence, the 'you're blind' comment on my part, which regrettably you're. Anyone who thinks loyalty is something that materializes from thin air is on a longgg thing, and should make 'these hoes ain't loyal' their theme song simply as a matter of course. It's something they'll never garner.

Well....I don't av anything to say concerning d topic...I guess he's man enough to do d needful.... and as for Ur post.... Brillant... d way u used d words r "amazing"... thumbs up...

Seriously speakin....I neva imagined it....God z not man dat he should lie.... a double minded man z unstable in his ways..... Anyways...dats his business ....m sure God wud hold him accountable on judgement day.... Goodluck till 2019...

emiye:
GEJ is losing in 2015.

While it is too hard for some people to see baffles me. Cant you TANOIDS see that yet?

Dont be engulfed in your zone, and think winning the ss/se will give him overall victory. yes, i give it to him, he will get 90% se and like 85% ss votes, but that is where the victory party ends.

I wud laugh Ur Ass out if at d end Jonathan wins....... Destiny z destiny.... if mbaka likes he should act spiritual movie...I don't care....

Eberex:
I believe that is his nairaland username

yup...

Eberex:
I need a favour: recommend a third seller cos I don't want to fall victim too

Try Eilentrust2 .......I think his reliable...

Eberex:
I need a favour: recommend a third seller cos I don't want to fall victim too

Okay....

Mpeace:
Will the glo bb plan work on a new gionee m2 android. Or does one need to do something else to make it work.

It depends.....check d main post....I stated it....u can tweak ur phone in order to use it....

Eberex:
Its Lenovo A7 tablet. Android v4.2 Jelly Bean, i guess its android

definitely..... it wud work... check on nairaland for third party data sellers.... for d etisalat.... remember its TRUSTED sellers oo...don't fall into d wrong hand..

luigiajah:
Well Said Chibwike..... The Stuff Is Guys.. Never Reveal Your Feelings Online.. Only If You'll create a website online to show how much you love her.... Plus There's A Huge Difference When She's Just Reading The Text And When You're Looking Into Her Eyes And Telling Her What You Feel

Exceptionally brillant.... Send me ur account details...

Eberex:
I have a telenova tab, can i use this etisalat plan on it? If it is, can you please help me with the procedure. thanks

first n foremost it depends on wat d telenova z running on..... its either running an android software or ios..

It will be very paramount to put into
consideration this season, first quarter of the
year what data at the moment suitable for a
new and existing mobile device. Like I normally
say that what fuel is to a car is what data is to
every device. I’ll quickly update you with the
working and suitable data plan across all
networks.
Airtel: As at 1st of Jan 2015, Airtel Android 1+1
package no longer work. It has been
discontinued. In other word, you can no longer
get 4GB for N2,000 or 9GB for #3,500; it has
been stopped, except if the good Lord decide to
touch Airtel NG CEO to open the plan again.
However, I won’t advice anyone to go for Airtel
BIS , it is a complete waste of money; except you
are using normal OS7 blackberry, that’s when
you should use Airtel BIS . Aside of this, it is not
good, not suitable, for any mobile platform.
I recently learnt Airtel weekend plan surf
unlimited but I haven’t’ tried it. It only cost #
200 to activate weekend night plan, and after
then it keeps surfing, according to my source
but I haven’t test it.
So if Airtel network is very fast in your location
go for Airtel Android Plan , it works on iPhone ,
Window phones, Blackberry10 device and all
Android smartphone.
MTN: As at this moment, MTN Blackberry plan
still rocks on all Android devices using OpenVPN
or Simple Server . If you have TroidVPN too,
then you can try it out. At least, with MTN BBC
Day, if you are lucky with your download, you
can get enough Gigabytes.
Don’t waste too much money this season but do
the needful with your available resources.
However, if you’ve tried the MTN BIS on your
Android device and it doesn’t work for you, then
I’ll advice you do the normal 1GB for N1,200
from third party reseller. It works on Java/
Symbian, window phones, iPhones,
Blackberry10 and Android smartphones.
GLO: Glo Blackberry still rocks with full speed,
and with Glo Blackberry plan, you can have full
return for your money. You already know, that
you can tweak your IMEI to use Glo BIS.
However, this doesn’t work for iPhone users and
Window phones user with some other non mtk
users. Some non mtk users (not all) can easily
get this working by going to playstore and
download Engineering Mode (MTK ).
Before you get your next Android phone , make
sure it is an mtk if your original intention is to
use cheap data plan on that device. Even if your
device is not an mtk device, you can go with
MTN bis and the likes. Glo Blackberry plan gives
you 1k for 3GB, it works on all Blackberry10
devices and Android device. You can’t tweak it
to work with PC.
Etisalat : This network seems to be coming up
since you can now get 250MB for N500, 500MB
for N700 750MB and 1.GB for 1,300 from a
trusted 3rd party data reseller. This plan works
on all devices which includes iPhone, window
phones, Android device and Blackberry10 . That
data doesn’t zap like the normal data plans.
Normal Blackberry users don’t have problem at
all. Just do the normal blackberry and it will
serve you for a month.
And if you are using a Mifi or you are in a
location where SMILE network is present, then
I’ll advice you go for it… It is fast, reliable and
cheap.

mirexxx:
cos i didn't go awt on new year lol ur kidding.

Yeah yeah.....no wahala ni

ireneony:
none

y na.... don't fall my hand in d presence of nearly 100000 pple or even more...!!! U know say me likey!!!

Ireneony come and mention my name na....!!!! come op u should av said both guys n ladies.... see now u didn't give me d chance to callout my favourite person on nairaland....