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OAM4J: https://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/tumblr_l7qse5wJZ31qaqggd.gif

Awful. Awful.

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Ola one: Hahahah. Naijababyyyyyy
Incantation tinz

Go to bed! Omuti.

Ah! You know my taste is very old-fashioned - Sakara and Apala, Soul and Bluegrass. I don't want to kill the party before it's started.

But I'll try sha.


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usmsam: They've done it in the past. The clause in this new ruling is that the only countries that the rule applies to are those in which the gay people will be persecuted in. eg. Nigeria where being gay automatically gives you 14 years imprisonment.
All that remains now is for Nigerians to pretend to be gay so that they will ruin the whole thing. Mtschewww.

How will that ruin it? The Europeans are crying out to free and help the g.a.y.s. So, give them all the g.a.y.s they can handle. Some Naijas are doing much worse than pretending to be gay just to get into ridiculous places like Libya and India, for Pete's sake. Naija's changed a lot since I was a kid, I'll tell you that! I mean, Africans dying trying to cross the Sahara desert or traveling in rickety boats to get to North Africa or some Spanish island.

Anyway, we see all the time those who claim to now be "ex-homos." So, it shouldn't be a problem if some desperate fool gets into Europe, then discovers 5 or so years later, he actually wasn't a homo after all. Are they going to deport him?

I'm not supporting deceit by visa-seekers, but this holier-than-thou know-it-all honkies irritate me when they feel they should dictate how we live and what we should believe.

Katsumoto: I see Mukina2 is looking for trouble.

Yes. Yes, she is.

OAM4J: You are a Gooner. We are Gunners!

Okey. I fixed it. Darn it. Now, that snarky Muki will think I was never a Gooner Gunner.

Katsumoto: Whats going on here?

I'm worried about you; a sudden propensity to be frowny-faced. Are you exercising and practising your fujitsu or Bushido or whatever it's called.

OAM4J: I know, you forgot am ladies boy

Ah! Good answer. I salute you, Chairman O-ti-gbe-se-le.

OAM4J: Thanks. Don't worry, the party runs for a week.

I heard that!

What music do you fancy?

usmsam: A gay refugee from an African country where people are jailed for being a homosexual does qualify for asylum, the EU rules

So what they need to do is start issuing visa to anyone who walks into their embassy claiming fear of persecution for being g.a.y! Don't just run your mouth, EU countries; show us you mean it.

OMA4U: OMA is wishing OAM happy birthday o. Many happy returns, Sir. Hope you really enjoyed today?

Wow! I've never seen you before. OAM4J's twin?

mukina2: wetin?
you forget wetin you talk about my team? , you and that runaway afroasian kasu

its a crime, to say anything bad about Arsenal

You have me confused with that some other lukewarm Arsenal Supporter. I have always been a strong and passionate Gooner. Pa-ssio-na-te!

Happy Birthday To OAM4J https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/36.gif https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/36.gif https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/36.gif

Top Gooner. Gunner!

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Mukina, I wrote and posted something in honour of our Politics section tribal warriors a few days ago.

Maybe I write something about you next. Hmmm.

Mukina.

Why nau? I don't mean to be bad. "I'm just drawn that way."

OAM4J: Dont be surprised when next you go home to Isale gangan and they wouldn't let you enter your street but order you to go and make atonement sacrifices at Epetedo before you are allowed in.

I seriously want to see a bunch of us in Lagos at the same time. Make it happen!

You know that Cash-Madame, Naijababe, goes all the time. She doesn't even tell me when she's going. . .

OAM4J: After you don diss me finish on my birthday thread.

Anyways thank you.

How did I diss you? I praised you.

I have actually pledged to be nicer to all the mods. From this day forward.

And I have never dissed you. Ever.

hahaha. i always seem to find the largest pictures.

like this one I had to change too.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OAM4J.
Many happy returns of the day.

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OAM4J: Thanks. Now you know me and we can get to know each other deeper...Yes?

Gott im Himmel!

Chairman has landed.

ifyalways: Happy birthday,chief Nld resident ashawo man.

His legend travels far and wide.

We are just glad to witness him in all his splendour.

Brings tears to me eyes.

Even the Eze had to pay homage.

Ah! Wonderment!

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190fan: network is slow ....cant watch it..thanks i hope i stay strong

OK. I understand. I can post some of the lyrics.

It's a well-known song from a long time ago. A lifetime ago, if you;re really young. lol.

In A Big Country, by Big Country

In a big country, dreams stay with you
Like a lover's voice fires the mountainside
Stay alive

So take that look out of here, it doesn't fit you
Because it's happened doesn't mean you've been discarded
Pull up your head off the floor, come up screaming
Cry out for everything you ever might have wanted

In a big country, dreams stay with you
Like a lover's voice fires the mountainside
Stay alive

nitlad: I don't know. . .

Arsenal Losers thread.

Where's his hideout?

I'll ask Debosky.

nitlad: Na Yoruba ijinle. . .

What's the meaning?

Sorry I couldn't find a smaller bigger cake.

Now I'm hungry for cake.

Happy Birthday, OAM4J!

We love you!

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We really do!

Ah! Understood.

Not Nitlad's thread.

Where's everybody? Anybody!

Scared of moi!

nitlad: J'ebure, awo olugbebe. . .

What? Ijebu language?

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You are a person!

How come you the NL filters innocuous words such as a.r.se and g.a.y? But not the above?

texaco1: this thread reminds me of this thread earlier this year , i laff tire

https://www.nairaland.com/1325907/grab-baby-4-just-250000

https://www.nairaland.com/1339433/sold-sold-sold-sold-soldused

eeeewww.

There is nothing wrong with the car o.

Who has never bought a 1992 car before?

Okay, it was in 1999, but still.


Seriously, car looks good. Nissan makes good cars. If I were in Lagos, I'd call you, OP.

Are you scared?