₦airaland Forum

SammyHoe:
why will I ever want a GEJite to take me serious? GEJites understand just one thing, and dat is GEJ till 2019 even if they will end up in bondage.

shaqhead:
Buhahahahaha...meaningless..Proved me right again! U wl end up commitin suicide if u wnt to tag along ds lane wt me...who pressed my remote? u r malfunctionin o, Class 4 Robot bcz hv not pressd any button yet! Class 4 nigga go to ur hostel n sleep n forget my moniker b4 I gv u an 80 leaves notebook to fill wt ds words "I am a Class 4 Robot, n shaqhead makes me pee in ma pants". Wait til I press ur Remote for mo action!

D way I c ur eyes u can cry any moment frm nw frm wat am doin to u!

U n I kno u r nt fyndin wat am doin to u funny but I jst wnt u to read below to c hw it ends.


Dnt skip d above sentence...oya go back n read it!


Prove me right or u can shut up n make me assume u r wise.

shaqhead:
Eyahh...u sound deflated! Sowee...dd i say anythin that hurt u?
Dd u say u r in "Class 4"...n i was wastin my breath on u? Class 4? Hw dd u get registered on Nland? Wrong, I ddnt "call you out", u did forgetin I had u on a leash! I let u loose but nw u comin at me wt a vengeance..gv me a mention wen u r ready but u n I kno u dnt want to hv a bad day lyk today!


Do u kno y wat am doin to u hurts u ds much, its cos wen u do it to odrs u enjoy it! U jst got served bro! Before u strt gettin ready to raise dust- remembr

1. dt U r jst a piece of robot n am holding ur REMOTE!
2. dias absolutely NOTHING u wl say dt sticks on me...NOTHING
3. dt I hv d luxury of time for now!

Prove me right or make me assume u r wise!

agabaI23:
Okpuamu how far? No mind this people ooo.

1toRtoiSe1:
someone told me that an ibo man won't be bothered if you sleep with his wife as long as you scream GEJ till 2019

shaqhead:
Buhhahhahahahhaha....C ds one wey evn gays reject...I still got ur remote remembr...jst go n continue wat u do...peddling slurs around cz u got nothin cerebral to offer!

lonelydora:
Kudos to our army

shaqhead:
Ryt nw am on holidays so I cd afford u d pleasure of being a bug in ur neck-drop u a thousand mentions so u read til ur eyeballs fall out!

Seriosly am in wt u d long haul n I cd b ur worst nightmare in here if ds is wat u want to do!

As much as I hate ur moniker n d fact dt u lyk insulting ppl, I lyk d fact dt u kno where ur bus stop is n ryt nw its obvios u want drop off!

Take a deep breath...am lettin u go...yh good u said thank u! Buahahahahhahha

shaqhead:
BuHahahahahhahaa....never knew ur Robotic system upgrade wl take effect so soon-that is smart u kno! He actually stole my cherished quote for folks like him. Thats plagiarism! He nids a vocabulary upgrade! Am doin good on u! So u r charged up n ready to go. Where is my remote...aha nw its time to up it! I jst press 259 for a "bovinely crass, epileptically reprehensible comment".
You sure can do dis...yes u can, yes u can!

U n I kno u dnt fynd wat am doin to u funny but u can read below to c how it ends!


Prove me right or make us assume u r wise!

shaqhead:
Hahahhahhahaha...I cdnt hv bn wrong! Dt 71 i pressed for ur "inane imbecilic comments" rily ate deep into ur battery-u nid a battery strength update, Robot!

Let me press 20 for a scheduled "Olodo comment" from u on system start up jst to troubleshoot ur battery deficiency as soon as u r charged

U n I kno u hate what am doin to u but all I wnt u to do is read below to c how it ends


Prove me right or make us assume u r wise!

shaqhead:
Buhahhahahah...yes it worked! That was quite an "inane imbecilic comment"-bt I expectd worse! His OS nids an upgrade! Wow..now ama press 37 for "crass idiotic comment" becos 71 rily lowered his battery! Poor u, look at how u sweating! Do u still hv some mo strength to spit mo slurs.

Anywy lts c wat u got!
U can do it, bring it on!

Prove me right or make us assume u r wise!

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fyneboi79:
Who let a goat into this discussion? I asked for contributions from humans alone

*Bala pls lead this goat outside to d farm*

koboko69:
Yes you have displayed how much sence u have got. Thanks. ..NEXT!!!

Sigo86:
Nd ur chicken brain shrinkn.

shaqhead:
I actually tot tit n temitemi were d only robots in here but nw we v got anoda on d loose...got him on a leash! Aha...U proved me right again! Where's my remote? Aha I jst pressed number 71 for "inane imbecilic response"; let me c wat u got! Oya bring it on!


Prove me right or make us assume u r wise!

koboko69:
Dear Nairlanders,

Meet the Jesus of PDP, the messiah of Otuoke!


CORRUPTION:

PDP e-militia and their latest defector, an inconsequential nobody, who needed money and protection have been insinuating that the peoples General is surrounded by “thieves” like Tinubu even though he has not been found guilty in any court of law; hence the anti corruption crusade propagated by APC is null and void.
Interesting; Lets take a look at who is actually surrounded by thieves /criminals:
REMEMBER: “Ordinary” Stealing they call in corruption. PDP have successfully made Nigerians forget the “ordinary” factor, what is now popular is stealing is not corruption.

Some of Jonathan’s close associates are as follows

Asari Dokunbo – Terrorist/militant
Stella Oduah – Madam Bullet proof (mismanagement of public funds)
Fayose - Impeached for Funds embezzling/ election rigger
Obanikoro - Election Rigger (nominated as a minister) only in Nigeria
Alamieyeseigha - Ex-convict (presidential pardon)
Bode George - Ex-convict ( Jimi Agbajes God father)
Allison- Missing oil money running into billions in dollars
Moro- Broad day light heartless robber (immigration recruitment scam)
FFK- Money launderer ( Barcanista’s mentor) current campaign media spokes person for Jonathan

Boko Haram / Insecurity

Here are some of Jonathans statements on BokoHaram:

Boko Haram has infiltrated my government, says Jonathan
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/3360-boko-haram-has-infiltrated-my-government-says-jonathan.html
Till date, no arrest made!!!

They((Boko Haram) are our siblings and you cannot send the army to wipe out your family"- President Goodluck Jonathan (NEWS).
Irronically FFK posted this first on facebook
https://www.facebook.com/femifanikayode/posts/3276335156670

Jonathan admits treating terrorism with kid gloves
http://www.punchng.com/news/jonathan-admits-treating-terrorism-with-kid-gloves/

President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan in an address, referred to ‘Terrorism’ as a “global phenomenon, which has come to stay”,

Court frees Oguche, suspected Nyanya bombing mastermind
http://www.punchng.com/news/court-frees-oguche-suspected-nyanya-bombing-mastermind/


SERIAL LIES AND MUCH PROPAGANDA

Bomb Blasts – Terrorists, Not MEND, Responsible – Jonathan
http://www.informationng.com/2010/10/bomb-blasts-terrorists-not-mend-responsible-jonathan.html

fast forward 2015
MEND attempted to assassinate me, says Jonathan
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/01/09/mend-attempted-to-assassinate-me-says-jonathan/

President Jonathan: My Government Created 1.6 Million Jobs In 2013
http://saharareporters.com/2013/12/31/president-jonathan-my-government-created-16-million-jobs-2013

(VIDEO): President Jonathan’s Interview with CNN’s Christiane Amanpour: Nigerians now enjoy stable electric supply, He says
http://naijalog.com/video-president-jonathans-interview-with-cnns-christiane-amanpour-nigerians-now-enjoy-stable-electric-supply-he-says/

I Never Said I’ll Not Contest Second Term, Says Jonathan
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/02/22/i-never-said-ill-not-contest-second-term-says-jonathan/



ETHNO RELIGIOUS POLITICS: Who is really the religious bigot? [/b]
We hav not seen Buhari parading round all the whole mosques in Kano, Kaduna. Jos…e.tc. But our dear president have been visiting churches as elections draw closer

As elections draws closer:

Jonathan visits Winners Chapel, asks for prayers
http://www.punchng.com/news/jonathan-visits-winners-chapel-asks-for-prayers/


Jonathan visits Lord’s Chosen, says politicians should not use churches for campaigns
http://dailypost.ng/2015/02/08/jonathan-visits-lords-chosen-says-politicians-not-use-churches-campaigns/
Ironically he is the one guilty of this

Jonathan Urges Peaceful Elections As He Visits RCCG Camp
http://www.naij.com/380791-jonathan-urges-peaceful-elections-as-he-visits-rccg-camp.html

Osinbajo Has 5,000 Churches So Don’t Vote For Buhari” – What Vice President Namadi Sambo Said

Read more http://newswirengr.com/2015/01/26/osinbajo-has-5000-churches-so-dont-vote-for-buhari-what-vice-president-namadi-sambo-said/

This was actually said in Jigawa, where Jonathan was also sitted. No wonder someone called him a Vodoo worshiper. Just parading churches for votes.

CIVILIAN DICTATOR
They call Buhari a dictator, yes he was once a military administrator and worldwide, we all know what happens during military dispensations. Fast forward 2015, We now have a CIVILIAN DICTATOR.

Nigerian military continues clampdown on newspapers

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/162527-nigerian-military-continues-clampdown-newspapers.html

Fayemi’s rally: FG stops Amaechi, Oshiomhole
http://www.punchng.com/news/fayemis-rally-fg-stops-amaechi-oshiomhole/

Soldiers ambush Amaechi, threaten to shoot
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=68580

Outrage as FG grounds Oshiomhole’s helicopter •Jonathan has lost focus –Opposition parties
http://www.punchng.com/news/outrage-as-fg-grounds-oshiomholes-helicopter-%E2%80%A2jonathan-has-lost-focus-opposition-parties/

Police take over NASS, tear-gas lawmakers
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/11/police-take-nass-tear-gas-lawmakers/

NAIRALANDERS; IS THIS THE TYPE OF PRESIDENT YOU WANT FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS?? GOD FPRBILFPRBIORBID!

shaqhead:
Are u ds predictable-almost robotic! Had to quote me twice!

Told u to prove me right....and U jst did. I guess u ddnt even read what I wrote-nw I kno u cnt read, not surprising tho! Is dt all u cd say? U make me laugh! U wnt to fling anoda curse my way? I can c u r fiddling wt ur keypad nt knowing what slur to peddle? oh u r sweatin...lolzzz

Prove me right again or make me assume u r wise!

Aloralord1:
Poor O***t.. Just checked u out, Ure a Tanoid.. No wonder.. flotilla rogue!

fyneboi79:
Before you jump to making any comments ask yourself these questions.

1.How easy it seems now to curtail Boko haram after the 6 week full war declaration. This is a sect which has revaged d north and killed thousands over a period of more than 4 years.

2.How casually Nigerian soldiers are pictured interviewing a so called captured terrorist dressed as a female who's has supposedly killed innocent civilians. No hand cuff and was not stripped of his disguise yet.

3.Was Boko haram an intentional plot to garner votes during elections by claiming defeat and efficiency of the fed govt.

4.Is it possible pdp used peoples lives and innocent children as a negotiation tool?

Doesn't it seem weird that the so deadly and invisible sect has suddenly become visible in less than two weeks of election postponement?
GEJ God is watching you!And if you are in any way behind this act of callousness we constantly hear about Ijaw people then your reward awaits you in Hell

Aloralord1:
Did I claim anything to u? If I like, I can bear Killer d great, its none of ur biz! U call me a liverless man? lolz...Wat if I don't change it? I know ur type!

drtwist:
. I hate that guy above me

shaqhead:
Which is it?
You dnt know how to read or U dnt read b4 makin a comment? Go back n read every line den u wl c ur ignorance in broad light!

Yh true to ur anticedents u wl spit gibberish lyk;

Why shd I waste my time readin APC hooey?

or

If dem lyk dy shd gather, dy wl scatter, GEJ till 2019?

or

Some slur

Prove me right

oh lest I forgot to add

Silence is it? Better, cz it makes us assume u r wise!

shaqhead:
Jack Bauer I read ur questions about d news u asked n I cdnt help hidin my head in shame that after rebuking an Ishiamu(wat a moniker) for not readin b4 commentin den u com n do d very same thing. Good to knw dt u hv knocked it off! My brother do d job u hv decided to do in here well enough coz truth b said, u r loosin depth! Peace

hazyfm1:
Is it too hard to wait till 12noon

DUMB ASSHOLE

thaoriginator:
Robot wey no dey reason.

OrlandoOwoh:
We all know what happened to the late Chief of Army Staff and National Security Advicer, Andrew Azazi when he said PDP was Boko Haram: He was killed in a mysterious plane crash.