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cococandy:
Caught in 4K?

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Beekeeper1:
I was almost at the office when I got stopped. You guessed it—police checkpoint. The officer took his sweet time inspecting my documents, dropping hints about “something for the weekend,” and I watched the last precious minutes melt away. By the time he finally waved me off, I’d missed my meeting.

On a Monday morning?

Going by your post history, this bolded has confirmed you're a content creator and this post is just another episode of Things That Never Happened

National Commission for Almajiri and Out-of-School Children’s Education

Is this a real commission?

Governments need to take the mental health of their armed forces personnel more seriously. Many of them come home and start acting out because it takes a lot to take human life and only sociopaths will not be affected by the horrors of battle.

Creamypie:
Which music e don song? Musician for mouth and social media

One called 'Badadadang' 🤷

It was so crappy, he became popular for having the audacity to record, release and promote rubbish with passion.

I have an old course mate who got married to someone with the same surname. The only thing she had to change in her docs was her title: 'ms' to 'mrs'. Lucky lady

justwise:
At first i thought it was an oversight or that she did not notice me but the second time was pronounced but she relate ''well'' with another female Nigerian workmate, though they are from the same state.

There you have it. Bad character

dominique:
Screams from neighbours every night? Did she live in the heart of a war zone? She should tell where she exactly lived in Nigeria, bloody lying nuisance

She's a quintessential house negress. Even the northerners in terrorist infested zones don't hear "screams every night". What a nuisance

zombieHUNTER:
This Kemi just like millions where she hails from supported Buhari for eight years

She supported Tinubu as president

Now, she doesn't want her "country" UK to be like the place she messed up and ran away from.

It might interest you to know that a dollar is now 1700 naira
All Nigerians economic management team are from the region where this Kemi hails from.

Nigerians should begin to identify their problems, only then can a solution be found

1,740

Cultural appropriation. Europeans inculcated into their culture and with the growth of mass communication and social media, other societies started copying it.

Omoawoke:
2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to Nairaland members OR THEIR TRIBES.

I believe you were an Mod,

How can we complain of not having a good justice system in the country when even the nairaland justice is based on your personal sentiments..

Tell me how he insulted anybody’s tribe or any nairaland members? If you want to update nairaland rules, then go ahead and do so!

Mods act on their sentiments rather than facing facts.

This is the same attitude that translates to the society where people act without order and unleash jungle justice.
This is total misuse of power

There are an uncountable number of active female users on this forum, and calling them names is insulting and provocative

xtianchris:
🤣💯Happy Sunday Ma

And you too sir

Omoawoke:
What rule?

Rule 2

xtianchris:
😂😂 .. Ishi my love. . Everybody de para oo.. No Joy anywhere.. No illegal smiling or salutations.. 😂😂.. Business is business

Lol

Oh, I know this Igbo Jah guy. Very talented musician. Too bad

xtianchris:
No Joy on the street. If, you can see through were they coming from I guess the action is justified..

There is no harm in answering greeting, oga. There is no justification here

justwise:
Most, not all Nigerians, i have experienced both good and bad attributes, some Nigerians ladies especially are not friendly, they related to other nationalities than their Nigerian brothers.

A senior manager((A Nigerian lady) in a place i work turned her nose down on me, i mean i say hello with smile to her and she will keep a straight face, then i stopped greeting her completely till the day she left the company.

This is common among those chasing papers and freeloads , so if a brother can not offer any of that then you are not useful to them.

She get bad character. Sometimes it is not about nationality but their inherent character

Palehair:
As for Brad, it's not something hidden, his former roomie said Brad wouldn't shower for days when they were staying together and director Eli Roth said Brad doesn't even use or like deodorants because "he doesn't have time to shower" so he will just clean his pits with baby wipes but rumor has it that things are changing this year because his new girlfriend isn't with that BS so she's "reforming" his hygiene

I mean celebs wey no dey shower or get BO for Hollywood plenty
Jake Gyllenhaal said he doesn't shower some times at the worst time possible...... while promoting a fragrance
Shia Labeouf didn't shower for months when filming fury but people said it was a normal thing for him regardless of the role especially when he was filming Sia's hunger game's soundtrack music video with Sia's then famous kid dancer Maddie Ziegler, the poor girl complained about his odour while filming the video and begged him to use baby wipes which Labeouf refused
Robert Pattinson is rumored to have an high intense BO and it was so bad that the twilight crew couldn't stand it, he's also boasted about not washing his hair for years
Gwyneth paltrow is also rumored to have BO
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis doesn't shower sometimes and boasted about not even bathing their kids until they see dirt on them
Charlize Theron said she sometimes goes a week without bathing
Kristen bell also said she doesn't shower her kids till they start to stink or even shower herself because of the "drought" and "water conservation" in California
Viggo Mortensen also didn't shower most times while filming Lord of the rings as he mostly camped in the woods, Sean Bean who played Boromir complained about his odour many times
Johnny Depp has bad breath that Angelina jolie will offer him Listerine and mints while they were filming the tourist which is ironic because her ex husband Brad Pitt use to give Angie mints because he didn't like her breath
Zac Efron loves his "manly" smell especially after working out and won't shower after
Russell Crowe's costars have complained about his BO in like 2-3 different movies
Matthew McConaughey says ladies loves his "manly" smell as he hasn't used a deodorant in 20+ years even Kate Hudson gifted him a natural deodorant that contained Rock salt while they were filming fools gold but he declined
Julia Roberts is an environmental activist up to the point of going days without bathing to conserve water resulting in a BO that her staff can't stand, she's also anti deodorant like the others

This is disturbing 🤮😩

JobAndVacancies:
Shiloh Is about to start and we expect our usual customers to come let the god of shiloh that works wonders change their marital status by the end of this year.
Mariangeles aka Juwessgratitude aka MercyChen
JovialJune
Ishilove
Folake4u
Farfalla
Zooposki
Magnoliaa
Doggedfighter
Proserpina
Pocohantas
Pretydiva
Missidy
We4all aka ahnie
Et al
We will be expecting testimonies from the above mentioned monikers with pictures of their marriage proposals by their respective simp partners and pre wedding pictures

Everything is cruise for people like you. You cannot use that pea brain loosely rattling around in that hollow barrel that passes for your head to actually imagine that your helper could be on Nairaland. No, it is too hard a task for you. You'd rather post rubbish 24/7 in the name of cruise, and in the process chase your helper away because stupidity is very unattractive.

The person wey dey do you is very strong indeed. Don't bother responding because you have been consigned to the wastebin where you belong.

robosky02:
'3 points and 3 goals' - Nigeria Super Eagles WIN as CAF slaps Libya with HUGE fine after 'hostage' situation
'3 points and 3 goals' -

Nigeria Super Eagles WIN as CAF slaps Libya with HUGE fine after 'hostage' situation

Nigeria's Super Eagles have been named winners of the AFCONQ2025 clash against Libya after the 20-hour hostage situation.

Nigeria's Super Eagles have been declared winners of their AFCON 2025 qualifying match against Libya, following a tumultuous 20-hour hostage situation at Al-Abraq Airport.


The Confederation of African Football (CAF) announced the decision on October 23, 2024, after the Libya Football Federation was found to have breached multiple regulations regarding the treatment of the Nigerian team.

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The match, originally scheduled for October 15 in Benghazi, was marred by significant logistical issues. The Nigerian squad's flight was diverted without warning, forcing them to land at an airport far from their intended destination.

Upon arrival, they were held for nearly a full day without adequate food or water, leading to widespread outrage and condemnation from Nigerian officials and fans alike.


Super Eagles players were held hostage in Libya for 20 hours. || X
In its ruling, CAF's Disciplinary Board declared the match a forfeit for Libya with a scoreline of 3-0 in favour of Nigeria.

The Libya Football Federation is found to have breached Article 31 of the African Cup of Nations Regulations as well as Articles 82 and 151 of the CAF Disciplinary Code.

Additionally, Libya has been fined $50,000, which must be paid within 60 days. The decision shows the seriousness of the violations committed by Libyan authorities and aims to set a precedent for future conduct in international matches.

Super Eagles were without water or food for almost a day. | IMAGO
Super Eagles were without water or food for almost a day. | IMAGO
CAF's Disciplinary Board, composed of members from various African nations, emphasised that such treatment of visiting teams is unacceptable and must be addressed decisively.

The ruling comes after extensive discussions and investigations into the incident, which included testimonies from both Nigerian and Libyan officials.


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https://www.pulsesports.ng/football/story/3-points-and-3-goals-nigeria-super-eagles-win-as-caf-slaps-libya-with-huge-fine-after-hostage-situation-2024102612472165929

Oga, edit your post. It is barely comprehensible

pu7pl3:
insane rewatch Value

Totally agree

GloriousGbola:
Apparently the guy has a serious drinking problem
Same thing happened to Sam Worthington. At a point he was looking like he would be Hollywoods next action star, then he disappeared.

I had no idea that's what happened to Sam

oyaskii:
I was surprised when this got a bad press on here and i almost avoided it but less than 10 mins in, Wade was already roasting Happy, in the most insane way 🤣.

I have since clocked that i probably should stop looking for Albert Einstein-level-intricate plot in movies, let alone from a CBM, and maybe i would enjoy movies more for the entertainment they bring...good jokes, foul mouthed, insane 4th wall break, roleplaying and satirizing real life events, and slo mo brute action? I'm sorry this is %100 entertainment i signed up for!.

I didn't care for the multi versal, time line integrity hullabaloo that was going on in the BG, i didn't even care to understand it as it was clear that the main purpose of this movie was for MCU to bind 2 of their most Iconic amd relatable characters together in one flick, and probably let some oldies, like Big Unc Wesley Snipes, who have been out of the game for long with financial troubles also break bread and eat....i mean they weren't aiming for the Oscars, lets be for real 😩.

I'm sorry, but this was not a bad movie, and if they decide to keep making it, till they are 90? I'm afraid, i will be showing up 😩.

That last screenshot 😂😂😂

You couldn't have said it better. Nowadays I watch movies solely for the entertainment value, and if I get any profound insight in the course, well, good for me. If not, I watch and move on to the next. It's not that hard.

There was absolutely no way I wouldn't have watched the movie, bad press or not because I have been looking forward to it for so long, so no amount of badmouthing would have stopped me from watching 😁

This is sadistic. The principal who gave the instruction and the teacher who carried it out should both be prosecuted. The teacher had the freewill to disregard such an inhuman instruction, but he chose to carry it out because he is a psychopath.

LandMann:
If Tinubu was serious about getting rid of corruption and terrorism and banditry in Nigeria this is the method he'd be using through the NSA to eliminate those causing problems in the country.

Get those funding banditry and terrorism in Nigeria inside a helicopter or private jet and crash it.

But how can a stooge of USA, someone USA has a truckload of dirt on, fix Nigeria and bring it to greatness?

It won't happen.

If any country will help Nigeria get back on its feet, it's not those who committed genocide by killing of native Indian population to steal their land or those who used guns and whips to colonize Nigeria and other African countries then later divided and sewed different groups in the continent together like a blind tailor.

Help for Nigeria can only come from the East, Russia or China.

I don't see how this relates to the topic. People have lost their lives, families and friends are in mourning. For once, put politics aside and be a human being

armyofone:
I was wondering what kinda model be dis one

bemeruca:
The 3 adult dogs look terrified. After he stops filming, I am guessing he picks up the rod he used to whip them.

The concerned looking dog sitting up is 'Mama', while the rest just look bored. I'm a dog owner and I don't see any terror anywhere in this video

Mama- Concerned
Dog 2- Bored
Dog 3- Baffled/Puzzled/Clueless

ExudeLoveToAll:
So if a billionaire related with people below him he is cheap isn't it? Fuuuuuls also grow old.

Don't quote that individual. He is a troll who enjoys posting ragebaits for cheap mentions.

He is walking stiffly, like one holding hot, watery shite, and any sudden movement will let it rip and sliding down his legs...

BelloMasari:
One Olaniyi parading as Ekpa might be behind the tweet.

From his verified account?

Slow news day, because I don't understand how the fvck this is news.

Gerrard59:
The lady in question is highly protective of her man, so no surprises. She once lamented how hookup babes seduced themselves in front of her man when they went to one of the beaches in Lagos. Her ex-feminist comrades pounced on her for that tweet.

Maybe because I'm female so I cannot seem to comprehend why two females seducing themselves will be a threat to her man's well being.

Oh well, they say men are creatures of sight.