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Balls Up:

Just hang your brains on the coat hanger when you are watching this movie and laugh. It is a ridiculous movie, but it has its funny parts so just have fun with it.

So how are we going to finance repayment of these loans? Tax the generations yet unborn?

Obaofaba:
God bless the Iranians for making us proud.

Who is "us"? For making you and who proud?

They sent you to go blow up shît, you left that to go attack religious symbols. What makes you different from Islamic extremists?

bisqit:
did you believe MJ did it

No I don't.

oyaskii:
Apparently, the critics beef is that the movie didn't address the pedo allegations, meanwhile this movie didn't even cover the period the said allegations sprang up. The same critics were telling me not to see the "Whitney Houston Biopic", i ignored, and it was worthwhile so imagine me not wanting to see the biopic of the actual "King of Pop", like one of the greatest entertainer, this planet has ever known, just because of what these critics are saying...not a single chance 👍🏿

They want to soil his memory but their plan has failed. A whole King of Pop? One of the most legendary entertainers that ever lived? Na lie, we go watch am, and they can shove their criticism up their..cloaca

AntiChristian:
The problem is about its long term management!

This...

Nigeria has zero maintenance culture

pu7pl3:
You forgot the unexpected ending too

As in ehn

oyaskii:
IGN called it "Bohemian Jacksody" and i almost passed out laughing 😭😂😂...you could easily tell, these critics have been eagerly waiting to lambast this movie....😭🤣

I wouldn't trust all these critics. Let the real fans watch and be the judge

abduleez1:
For 3 months now I've been struggling to complete that film. 🙄🙄

Every time na epic sleep dey pause am. I should be around 1hr20mins by now.

It is actually quite engaging o. You should put aside your expectations and just watch it because it takes you to the most unexpected places 😁😁

BlackManta:
I had such high expectations for this movie.

I was really looking forward to it.

WTF happened

Don't know if the reviews are biased but this is MJ we are talking about here. Replicating his life on screen is going to be one heck of a HUGE task.

You left Nigeria to go and disgrace your country, family and lineage in a foreign land. You deserve to be thoroughly punished.

pu7pl3:
Goated movie

Takes you high, takes you low, sometimes mellow (mostly mellow) and jars you with the unexpected violence and gore.

Bugonia:

Strange, strange movie

No peace for the wicked

Rega99:
It killed my very good friend oh. He drinks that very big coke bottle i think 1.5 litre every day. May His soul rip . Run from it like a plague cos its poison.

Moderation is key.

Na your pocket e dey. Hope he knows it will also affect his international passport and other government documents?

Kushites:
YOU ARE TALKING ABSOLUTE RUBBISH.

If the president was of your "tribe", you would be saying something TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

TOTALLY.

Majority of you lack the unbiased objectivity to make ANY pronouncements on Nigeria.

So do us all a favour and keep shut.

You are unbelievably rude. You must be a very troublesome person offline. So you don't know or understand the meaning of polite discourse? You don't know how to respectfully disagree with an opinion?

Don't respond because I will give you back, despite your age. I don't disrespect my elders but with you, I am willing to make an exception.

Elvis2kay:
JESUS MUST BE GAY

Don't be ignorant. The Jews are not Christians and don't believe in Jesus Christ and His ministry.

Just negodu "God's chosen people." Shior.

The earlier people realise the Israelis of today are not the same Isrealis of the Old Testament the better it will be for them. It's shït like this that made God fed up of their bad character and allowed calamities fall upon them back then. As for this present crop, well, they are continuing the rubbish the ancient Jews did several millennia ago.

Wake up seriously.

GOAT:

I thoroughly enjoyed this movie, and the part i loved the most was when the song "Don't Dream It's Over" was playing. It brought tears to my eyes because I have always loved the song from childhood and the lyrics seem to be speaking to me.

Another aspect I like about the movie is how they captured the movements of the animals and it was almost completely accurate, especially Olivia the Ostrich's long legged sprints and Jett's springy lopes. Will's depiction is anatomically dishonest because pygmy goats are stockily built and have distended tummies as a result of their four chambered stomachs, but I will put it down to artistic license. The graphics were awesome and I was not surprised to discover that the same animators who created Into The Spiderverse are the same animators who animated this movie.

All in all, it was worth all the hype. Highly recommended.

abduleez1:
Dvvmb take..... If AI is going to replace human actors in 10yrs.... I'm scared of what would happen to Ballet and Opera in the same time with AI and humanoid robotics. They'll be wiped off existence.

I mean, who TF gives a shït about Ballet and Opera?? Besides white aristocratic and/or elitist snobs.

What is the context of her statement? What did Timothee say that made her say this?

FYI, a lot of people give plenty sheets about ballet and opera, yours truly included.

Mrchippychappy:
I be wan respond to this incoherent slop but as I look your profile and your posts, I quickly change my mind. You would receive your healing

Lmao

Benbobola:
of course it is staged. the movies you watch, do you forget that there is a director and actors in it? they are staged as well. That is why everything is called entertainment which is a really booming industry.

I have known for a long time it is staged, but that didn't stop me from watching and enjoying it. I stopped when my tolerance for violence started reducing sometime in my late teens.

tollyboy5:
It only happened that way because Brock is old tho

Yes, Brock is old and it is time to retire. They usually organise retirement matches for aging athletes which they either win or lose depending on whatever negotiation and agreement they come to behind closed doors.

You had a good run, Brock. It was nice and entertaining while it lasted but every athlete must eventually retire.

Kudos.

spiceadole:
And greedy ladies who are not contented.
When I met my now husband, I told him NO SEX and he said NO SPENDING.
Perfect!
We maintained it like that.

We got married 8 months later.

Giving should be mutual and from the heart. I don't understand the kind of relationship people of nowadays are practicing that ties the simple act of giving to terms and conditions.

Hian. I'm naturally a giver so all this is very strange to me.

IamAsiri:
Na broke people you fit use that one scare.

I swear. What they are saying in other words is they are paying for sex.

Naustine:
I'm not surprised. Nigerian government that borrowed pension funds, this one is moi moi na

Wicked and evil government. They are paying pensioners 1/4 of their gratuities because they have 'borrowed' the funds. Let's say the full amount of your gratuity is 1million, you will only get 200k because the government has used up the rest. My relative who it is affecting told me it wasn't like this in the past and only started when Tinubu got into power. And then their housing funds are still unpaid. They have wiped out virtually everything these civil servants worked for all their career.

What a disgrace. Criminal government

He must have mental problems because nobody in his right mind will steal a police armoured vehicle.

I thought I saw Atiku Dumps Binance, Approves Anti Binance Faction... 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

DieRich5:
Ok, base on your take so why didn’t Noomi get nominated for Oscars in 2017?

She played 7 roles in What Happened to Monday and wasn’t even nominated and the movie was really good so she is not massive talented like Michael B who played just 2 role?

A lot of Actors can play 2 roles and I’ve watched many from different industries but playing a role like the one in MS or Dune by Timothee, I bet it will be hard to cast another that can do it like Timo and fans will feel the character emotionally when watching it.

Noomi's character roles in that movie were not dramatic. Some of the characters didn't even have up to one minute screen time. Before Noomi, there was James McAvoy who played 23 characters in Split in 2016 and the man was not nominated for the Oscars. That man must be the most underrated actor in Hollywood. Now you ask me about Noomi, and I am asking you about James.Till date I am still asking why he was totally snubbed. The simple answer is "politics" and star power. Michael Jordan has star power and if you put him side by side with Timothee, Michael is the bigger and more experienced actor. Of course Ethan Hawke, Moura and Leonardo Di Caprio are also more experienced than Timothee, but Micheal is the rave of the moment and has a great PR team who lobbied massively for him.

Experience alone is not the only determining factor for winning the Oscar. If it was by experience Adrien Brody wouldn't have won for his performance in The Pianist at the young age of 29 back in 2002. There are so many factors involved.