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correctguy101:
Amen o...

Lwkmd 🤣🤣

I even hardly remember I'm getting old until I see children I ate and drank at their naming ceremonies...

Gods...
Snh

I passed by one of them two days ago and asked her "how are you?". She had the temerity to answer "good day".

I looked at her askance. Just negodu this kid o. Fine, she's in her mid-twenties but she's still a kid to me. Wtf

ediko5:
You really need to work on this Seun.
Imagine getting like 10 notifications for a mention and non of those mentions are seen cos of anti spam bot

Very true. I am now even wary of quoting people because of bans from the bot

correctguy101:
Oh... Ishilove

Been ages I saw anything from you on here.

People might not know, I am one of the old school nairalanders. It's been long we've been on this forum.

How family madam Ishi?

My dear brother, we are very very fine o. No weapon of Tinubu fashioned against us shall prosper 😁

Yes it has been long. Time really flies

Kobojunkie:
This is a very funny advice to give in this day and time.😂😂😂😂😂

Kobojunkie, they said singles should observe and learn but you must always show yourself

pocohantas:
Nothing surprising, Ishi. Majority of these trophy and polygamous wives have nothing to their names. I said it a few days ago in my d-post.

My dear, truly they are trophy wives. That's the dark side of gold digging. Sade Okoya is one of the few exceptions though.

Stand for Benue people first before you stand for Iran. We cannot leave the fire to burn the house down and start chasing rats.

Pootle:
newspaper stand intelligence

continue we dey here dey look you

He's a beer parlour detective

Please take a moment to write a quality post with at least 40 characters.
This will make the forum more interesting for everyone.

See the selfish caveat he placed on the poor woman who is still relatively young. Shior

correctguy101:
Ya grammar sef plenty. No child of mine go take me to court and come still get mind to call me father. I go disown am straight..

Nonsense

Correct

Please take a moment to write a quality post with at least 40 characters.
This will make the forum more interesting for everyone.

wehdone:
If I feel my child has become entangled with bad friends (as is the case in this post), and in a country where it is a crime to give corporal punishment... I might as well send him to where flogging or punishment is not a crime! Gentle parenting (or whatever the failed parents call it these days) doesn't work for everyone!

Spare the rod, and spoil the child!
Proverbs 22:15: "Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child, but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him".


You're 14, and already engaging in criminal activities? Seriously? And I cannot even correct you (as your dad)? I can't make you change if you don't want to; because it will be term child endangerment and physical assault?

I'll give African training a chance. If it fails, and he still became a criminal... Well, at least I tried my best. He was already a criminal in the UK!

He was already displaying "an unhealthy interest in knives." That's gang mentality. That boy was already rotting and his parents sent him back to Ghana for a hard reset

jubrilELsudan:
CHRISTIANITY IN NIGERIA IS A HUGE JOKE

PASTORS WILL TELL THEIR MEMBERS TO TRUST GOD AND BUY THEIR ANNOITING OIL AND WATER FOR THEIR PROTECTION AND COVERING

YET SAME PASTORS SURROUND AND MOVE AROUND WITH POLICE... SOLDIERS....DSS .....EVEN RIGHT INSIDE THEIR CHURCH THEY ARE SURROUNDED BY SECURITY WITH GUNS YET THEY CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE SAME GOD THEY PREACH ABOUT WITH THEIR OWN PROTECTION

OYEDEPO HAS MOBILE POLICEMEN THAT SIT BEHIND HIM WEARING POLICE UNIFORM AND WITH GUNS RIGHT INSIDE HIS CHURCH ALL THRU THE SERVICE

JERRY EZE MOVES AROUND WITH HEAVILY ARMED POLICE AND DSS IN FULL UNIFORM YET HE DOES MORNING PRAYER EVERY MORNING BARKING LIKE A DOG YET CAN'T BELIEVE SAME GOD FOR HIS PROTECTION

Luke 22 vs 36

Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one

Even Jesus advocated for his disciples to arm themselves when he leaves them because of the persecution that was to come. He told them he will leave behind a comforter, the Holy Spirit, but that didn't mean they should not arm themselves in self defence. He didn't say "the Holy Spirit will protect you so allow yourselves be murdered like chickens". No. What he said was "he that doesn't have a weapon (sword) to protect himself from harm, sell your clothes and buy one!!".

Peter, his right hand man moved around armed and was quick to put the sword to action when the mob came to arrest Jesus, so what are you people saying? Jesus, the saviour, God on earth who could call down the hosts of heaven to help him moved around with armed men. If the Son of God himself could move around with armed bodyguards who doubled as disciples, who is Jerry Eze, Oyedepo and Adefarasin?

You all seem to forget that these pastors you hate so much are first MEN, before men of God. They are not immune to harm.

Your hatred for the gospel of Christ and Nigerian pastors has blinded you and the rest of people with your mindset. Remember that we shall all be made accountable for the idle and thoughtless words we spew, whether on social media or in the midst of other people.

Klasique911:
But he said he didn't point anything that it was all lies, now who is lying?

He didn't say he didn't point anything. What he said he was he didn't point a pistol.

SmartPolician:
Pastor Paul shouldn't even have wound down his window

That's the mistake he made. It was an unwise impulsive move that shows he has anger issues.

Benue state has never been fortunate with their choice of governors.

Very unfortunate indeed

This OP would have been working for Hints or Hearts in the 90s if social media had existed then. Obavoh's Corner

DaGC:
Why is the house and cars in ruins and such a desolate state? Did he not have/leave a family to carry on his legacy?🙄

Same question I'm asking myself. Did he not leave a will or an estate administrator?

immortalcrown:
Long may she reign.

Tonto na king without throne.

Nigerians ehn. Una too get bad mouth 😂😂😂😂

gidgiddy:
It is unfortunate but Benue State is gone. All these killings is a systematic attempt to drive out the Indigenous People and take over their land

The worst thing is that government knows this and is doing little or nothing. Look at how people are being burnt to death

What sort of serious country do people go and kill 200 people in a single day, and the government does nothing?

Pray for Benue

You have said it all because this has gone beyond terrorism. This is a full on genocide going on under our noses and both state and federal government are complicit.

I thought Suswam was the most inept governor, but no, I've being proven wrong. This is the worst governor so far.

Zonefree:
Giving shouldn't be one sided. Women should learn to give so they can be entitled to receive.

I agree, that's why I wasn't gender specific in my post. Giving is a two lane highway

Brandiebird:
At bolded: How are you this funny 😂



He told her: 'I’ve been waiting to hear that for a long time. Please leave the wig on the table before you go.'


50's pettiness has to be studied at a postgraduate level!

My fellow Nigerian, we can use it as a chapter in a thesis. If I were the lady I will not drop the wig because it will mean I am as unfortunate as the stingy man.

We're not saying he should be lavish and extravagant, but giving is part of love. A gift occasionally is not bad.

There's a HUGE difference between 'frugality' and 'stinginess'. 50 Cents is stingy. His stinginess tie gele and two wrapper, come wear jungle boots join. Shior

joseph1832:
it's dear, you need not rack your brain. It's the thinking and behaviour of many Nigerian rich men.

This is exactly how many of them are. They believe they can get away with anything, as long as they have money. They will even brag: "after all, na settlement".

Remember the incident of that Uber driver who was verbally assaulted by a Federal House of Reps member? Now ask yourself, what became of that case? My dear, na settlement. Don't be surprise, at the end of the day, that real estate bozo, will still reach out to those women, and make settlement. If they refuse and decide to head to the court, the bozo will get lawyers who will frustrate the case till the women are fed up. It is what it is.

My advice to those women, they should just reach out to any good human right activist and sue the living day light out of that man.

The only social media crusader who may not want to charge the women excessive amounts of money is VDM. VDM is still at the rabble rousing stage of his life and hasn't yet learned the meaning of maturity, so he will want to go all in and make noise without charging them an arm and a leg. The rest, like Harrison Gwamishu will take up the case for a fee and clout.

Long story short:

Expect rain from Saturday to Monday.

It has been raining nonstop since morning in Lagos

Kobicove:
I would like to hear the other side's story before I make my comment

Same here, but I am still trying to rack my brain to understand the level of provocation that will warrant this level of barbarity on defenceless women.

I don't think Hamas saw this coming when they dealt their blow in 2023.


Nope, I'm pretty sure they didn't.

isio1:
We are.
A lot of us, if I want a real laugh to calm my nerves, I log on and read through topics on Political issues and Romance comments. The exchange of banters, I just shake head. 64 and counting, it is God's Grace

It's a good thing you don't interact much here because people now use the supposed anonymity of social media as an avenue to be disrespectful. Imagine people young enough to be your grandchildren exchanging words with you and dragging you. Nah, that won't do.

joseph1832:
I remember that scene pretty well.

Been trying to look for that movie, just to see if I can bring myself to rewatch it again, because I never did fully understand it.

NTA 2 Channel 5 really did do wonders back then. I'm grateful. 🙏

Those were the days...

I hear a remake is being planned. I'm just hoping Disney will not out their grubby, woke, memory destroying fingers on the movie and ruin its magic for us millennials.

tosyne2much:
What about this new Straw movie.. Did it pinch you emotionally?

I've not watched it. I don't like watching movies when they are trending because it makes me feel like I'm part of a crowd. Unconscious rebellion

The husband fine sha. He must be a pencil, that's why he is snatchable.

That aside, what kind of meaningless beer parlour gist is this, for goodness sake??

Goodvibes007:
You would be shocked at what people are propagating out there. Igbos have been steadily claiming Obatala for the last 2 years or so on Twitter

On social media, you will see Igbos claiming Ijebu Igbo and other some other Yoruba towns that have an igbo in it.

Igbo in Yoruba means forest or bush. The Ile Ife one is Ugbo people who are now in present day Ondo state under Oba Fredrick Obateru Akinruntan (Owner of OBAT petroleum).

Our Igbo brothers have also laid claim to Igodomigodo (present day Edo state).

They have also laid claim to America, Edo and some parts of India too.

This is beyond ridiculous. I wouldn't have believed you if you didn't post screenshots 😂

GloriousGbola:
actually it isnt

ice is actually out of control by design

https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/news/2025/04/21/german-tourists-turned-away-us-border/83195396007/

https://www.euronews.com/my-europe/2025/03/19/germany-tightens-travel-advice-to-us-after-three-citizens-detained

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/mar/11/german-tourists-ordeal-reportedly-ending-returned-from-us-detention

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/mar/10/british-tourist-detained-us-authorities-10-days-visa-issue

https://www.10news.com/like-a-horror-movie-german-tourist-detained-by-ice-says-she-spent-week-in-solitary-confinement

Na wa o.

This new 40 character rubbish is tiring. I will just leave Nairaland for Seun.