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Mrng beautiful boys and Handsome Ladies........hw ws ya nite

kim k's girl:
Thanx zezeny for every bit of information,u r really informed and you are not on this thread to make noise

loool.....funny u! Abeg who con mak noise 4 dis place

Messilo: Please somebody should help me calculate my this o level result mathmetics A1 english B3 chemistry B2 biology B3 physics C4 i want to study medicine in ui. Is the result good to go? Please i need reply badly, god will help us.

u r gudt 2 go man,wit ds u gat 44 out of d 60point 4 ur o'levl.Jst wrk harder 2 av a high scr in ur UTME....GOODLUCK

2 AL NAIRALANDERS: A KU IPALE MO ODUN,A BA WA LAYE ATI LAIYE

Mary 4 life: Pls stallites,is it possible to get a private hostel outside ui but very near to the gate

yea...arnd bodija

jst passinq by

Oysdam: Pls lets finalise dis ui stuff nw...are they using o'level at all? reliable ans plz

yes check leget's post above.Its the two combinations,like me i hd a weak O'lvl results bt my Jamb boost my chance of gainin d admission.First of al gt a gud mark at ds forthcomin UTME nd wit GOD AL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE
ff @ www.twitter.com/ishow_dot for any probz u r facing

Lilly001: Ahh..eyin Kid Uites..
Na d 2 methods UI used oo..Jamb alone and Jamb+ Olevel..
My course is dentistry and dental surgery...d jamb cutoff was 252..and i got 230...and i dnt even reach d locality or Elds sef.but i was shortlisted and admitted sef.but my comb was 73.0percent....so i can tell u UI used both methodx..u can see from d link hesjay posted above..
U guyx sudnt fear na..face ur Jamb 1st...all is well o..add me @ leget01 if u qat any prob

i see u leget,mr.researcher

DuBooVay: I no de pay any tin nkan nkan_until dem gimme hostel abi na for gutter I go sleep ni?

loooool.....,ds gal funny o,abg u dnt pay owkay? Nd wen dm nva release d fee paymnt na u dy disturb us 4 here

no b smal tin o,see anxiety......evry1 nw chng 4rm peepin 2ru ds thread nd posting.
Uites una too mch
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Buike8: Dis d 1st tym jossy is givin us an incorect info

time nva go na,lets wait b4 2am sha,na me and U.I website 2day
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Mozarinia: yhaay!!!.d accommodatn and sch. fees stuff is out.They gave me indy hall.*make I run b4 dem go kill me 4 here*.Abeg make una no vex

lwkmd .....i don hapi die,tank God sey u run comot

Buike8: I dnt nid 2 learn 4rm fools lyk u who dnt live beyond religious prejudices. If u wer a wel brought up child u wud respect oda religion jst d way u respect urz

xmas z near o.......ds JAN 7 is reali shaking

Update: Yinka Gbadebo {a.k.a
Ayefele} of Obafemi Awolowo
University emerges as the
President of National Association
of Nigeria Students- NANS
Ayefele(OAU)->32, Labzy(UI)->31,
Bobby->28 votes.

#7days to xmas

CHRISTMAS PRAYER FOR YOU
The lord God of host shall abide in
you, To protect you from the evil
once and from all dangers that
will come in your ways in Jesus
name.
-I break any agreement with
death, hell and the grave made
over you. I declare long life, good
health, prosperity, success in your
business, your family.
- You are free from all that
troubled you in Jesus name;
- We destroy the spirit of sickness
and death in your family.
- There shall be no more loss.
- Enemies shall never see your
back in Jesus name.
- I am seeing greatness! God will
cover your business; fill you with
wisdom like Solomon in the bible;
I command that accidents shall
not be your portion in Jesus
name; Amen.

Lilly001: I need new friendx on 2go.tayad of ma present frndx...add moi wit Leget01.......if UI no show face dis week....Jan7 no fit possible ooo....E gbabe...*winks*

ha...........gbagbe wetin,we go protest o

Blessing001: adeagboogo

nice usr name

Akby: Registrar's office...

hahaha....bad man,na dat place sure pas na

Jossy4luv1: CONFIRM=UI MAY RESUME ON MONDAY 7TH JANUARY,2012 IF D SENATE STILL DNT CHANGE D DATE OF D RESUMPTION B4 THEN...OYA,MAKE U DEY PACK UR LOADS...24 DAYS TO RESUMPTION.24 DAYS 2 GO..STILL REMAINS JOSSY4LUV1..GOD BLES U ALL.08102526582 na my no or joegbemiga on 2go

jus noticed nw,na 2012 u put dere o jossy

me too don confirm 4rm 10dffrnt top officials includin d VC my dad's frnd,dy said its JANUARY
Am nt liein o!

Sleekprince: Jossy4luv. Chill, u doN WIN! In other news. ADA + OBI= gender unspecified/ hermaphrodite! Names of those holding hands= paul and paulina.. Past tense of make.= made. BB UNIVERsity gals. = na bAbCOCK OR IgbenidioN,
buhari and obASANJO= who cARES?
MOI= DOesnt exist, i go chop slap if i ask pRICE OF DAT One. So 0.00naira.. Ishow dot. I try na!

oga u try i go gv u 'B'

DuBooVay: Ehn? *tears cloth nd runs in2 d street*

ha! Tear cloth keh! If i dy dere i go jus close eyes #jan7 danzin ALINGo,wu go join me dance?
Tanx @jossy4luv and malikidi

Good mrng 2 u al #TGIF


Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr
30mins
Section a: (All question carry equal
marks)
1. What are the names of the two
people holding hands when you
switch on a Nokia phone?
2. If the past tense of Take is
Took, what is the past tense of
Make?
3. Which university in Nigeria has
the highest number of ladies
using blackberry phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to
Obasanjo on facebook, who sent
the friend request and why?
5. If the cost of moi-moi is
N10.50,what is the cost of moi?
Section b:
1. Between the Nigerian Police
and the Nigerian girls, who likes
money more?
2. Using the almighty formula,
calculate the diameter of Kainji
dam.( take pi= 3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,
who is Adaobi?
4. If your x-boyfriend/ girlfriend
wins N50,000,000 on who wants
to be a millionaire after you broke
up, find the value of X
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hr to
deliver a typed speech in a
national conference, how many
days will it take Patience to
deliver the same speech on the
same occasion?
GOOD LUCK!
NO SIDE TALK & CHEATING. PLEASE,
SUBMIT WHEN YOU FINISH....GUD
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ARE TO RESUME AROUND JAN 15..
Oooooh...........y nt FEB18 again Wch kyn tin b ds

People suffering from myopia
A. can see near object clearly
B. can see far away object
clearly
C. cannot see any object clearly
D. are colour blind
E. are able to see clearly in the
dark

any BIOLOGY STDNTS IN HERE SHUD PLS ANSA DS:


A plant which grows on another
plant without apparent harm to
the host plant is called
A. a parasite
B. an epiphyte
C. a saprophyte
D. a predator
E. a hermaphrodite

DuBooVay: All dis grammer way dis VC dey tok no consine me ooo_why e no tok date sef

lol.....,.is feb18 far
B4 we open our eye naw,e don reach......enjoy ya stay @home y it last

ElishaFGSH: LET'S SOLVE THIS RIDDLE:
There is a word with five letters,if the last four letters of that word are removed,the word still retains its pronunciation!
WHAT IS THAT WORD?

hmmmmn.....dat 1 hard o
buh lemme guess



'Teeth'
am i rght?

A MUST READ:
"A man went to a barber shop to
have his hair cut and his beard
trimmed.
As the barber began to work, they
began to have a good
conversation.
They talked about so many things
and various subjects.
When they eventually touched on
the subject of God, the barber
said: “I don’t believe that God
exists.”
“Why do you say that?” asked the
customer.
“Well, you just have to go out in
the street to realize that God
doesn’t exist. Tell me, if God exists,
would there be so many sick
people? Would there be
abandoned children?
If God existed, there would be
neither suffering nor pain. I can’t
imagine a loving a God who
would allow all of these things.”
The customer thought for a
moment, but didn’t respond
because he didn’t want to start an
argument.
The barber finished his job and
the customer left the shop.
Just after he left the barber shop,
he saw a man in the street with
long, stringy, dirty hair and
anuntrimmed beard.
He looked dirty and unkempt.
The customer turned back and
entered the barber shop again
and he said to the barber:
“You know what? Barbers do not
exist.”
"How can you say that?" asked
the surprised barber.
“I am here, and I am a barber. And
I just worked on you!”
“No!” the customer exclaimed.
“Barbers don't exist because if
they did, there would be no
people with dirty long hair and
untrimmed beards, like that man
outside.”
“Ah, but barbers DO exist! What
happens is, people do not come to
me.”
“Exactly!”- affirmed the customer.
“That’s the point!
God, too, DOES exist!
What happens, is, people don’t go
to Him and do not look for him.
So, do you believe that God Exist?
If you say YES, then lets pray 2 HIM 2 chng dat FEB18 of a tin

Goodboy2012: Badoo..
Dey r talkin abt Feb18 nd u'r still talkin abt Jossy...
Are u a learner??

lol..........i don laff tayad

O.M.E:
Let's vote for Dr Lagusta now..it shouldn't stop at just nominating him..oya make u guys go vote sharp sharp

wu nva cast him vote shud du xo nw,lets supprt our man

Lagusta: I really wish to thank everyone for nominating me for the education poster of the year award... It really shows that I am really loved by all...

I know that I haven't done enough on this thread, and I promise to put more effort to make the thread as interesting as possible...

May the Almighty God bless us all...

we LOVE U........
Bt bro u no follow bak on twitter nd avnt accpt my request on 2go