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jossy4luv

no nid 2 proceed 2 any step.We cn al c d clear dffce dat Lagusta got al d vote.He's d WINNer....Up MEDICOS

y r u guys jus judgin witout avin patience,dy said seein z belivin.Y nt lets wait til April 2013 nd lets c wat wil happun.....
I bliv u @Mr.Nigeria......Tink by dat time,i 4 don knw my new JAMB SCR
wu supprt me?

=MATTER ARISING=
Football Match
INDIA VS NIGERIA: 99-1
Please, did you watch the match
or heard about it?.
When i was young, this story
used to be common that India
used juju to beat Nigeria 99-1. I
heard it was a well known Nigeria
football player that scored our
only goal, the ball changed to a
stone and he kicked it without
thinking twice.
All our players were just seeing
double, all our goalkeeper could
see each time an Indian player
played the ball at him was a
roaring lion and a ball of fire
which made him to run away
from the goal post. I also heard
this was why India is banned
forever from playing football.
Please, is this story true?. Did you
watch the match or heard about it
too?... Letz here ur views

DuBooVay: Buh johnny isa guy's name naw

yeah,wil av gne 4 johnny too,bt ws tinkin Johnny z a guy,xo dats y i brout d matter 2 my fellow uites

MORNG 2 YA' ALL....
LETS TRY DS SATURDAY PUZZLE:
I bet 98% wil fail to answer
this .........
Johnny's father has 5 daughters.
1. Zaze
2. Zeze
3. Zize
4. Zoze
5. ??
What is the
name of the 5th daughter?

prodigy2k: @ishow,ar u also also a medic 2 b, or u jst luv medicos thread?

i'll b one day,coz i hav passion 4 it.Av tried goin in2 medicine bt al ws futile.Jus gain admssn in d college of Medicine U.I 2 study PHYSIOLOGY,so planni 2 cross in my 2nd yr

TOUCHING STORY:
There was a blind girl who hated
herself just
because she was blind. She hated
everyone,
except her loving boyfriend. He
was always
there for her. She said that if she
could only see
the world, she would marry her
boyfriend.
One day, someone donated a pair
of eyes to her
and then she could see
everything, including her
boyfriend.
Her boyfriend asked her, "now
that you can see
th
e world, will you marry me?"
The girl was shocked when she
saw that her
boyfriend was blind too, and
refused to marry
him. Her boyfriend walked away
in tears, and
later wrote a letter to her saying:
"Just take care of my eyes dear."
MORAL LESSON:
This is how human brain changes
when the status
changed. Only few remember
what life was
before, and who's always been
there even in the
most painful situations.
NOTE:
Life Is A Gift
***Today before you think of
saying an unkind
word–
think of someone who can’t
speak.
***Before you complain about the
taste of your
food–
think of someone who has
nothing to eat.
***Before you complain about
your husband or
wife–
think of someone who is crying
out to God for a
companion.
***Today before you complain
about life–
think of someone who went too
early to heaven.
***Before you complain about
your children–
think of someone who desires
children but
they’re barren.
***Before you argue about your
dirty house,
someone didn’t clean or sweep–
think of the people who are living
in the streets.
***Before whining about the
distance you
drive–
think of someone who walks the
same distance
with their feet.
***And when you are tired and
complain about
your job–
think of the unemployed, the
disabled and those
who wished they had your job.
***But before you think of
pointing the finger
or condemning another–
remember that not one of us are
without sin and
we all answer to one maker.
**And when depressing thoughts
seem to get you
down–
put a smile on your face and
thank God you’re
alive and still around.
Life is a gift – Live it, Enjoy it,
Celebrate it,
and Fulfill it.
LETS PRAY
TODAY, I decree by the name that
is above all
other names, let there be peace to
every storms
you are facing, anything that
seems impossible
in your life, shall be possible
beginning from
NOW, kings shall come to your
rising, no more
delay again in your life, beginning
from today
you shall experience supernatural
speed in
whatever you tend to achieve in
life. In Jesus
Name I pray and believe.
AMEN!!

No nid 4 lookin out for d person,Definately LAGUSTA,he'z of great hlp in NL

LESSON/PRAYER
Never look down on anyone
because you don't know what
their God/creator has in stock for
them.
You are definitely not anyone's
god and can't decide someone
else's destiny.
Who would have thought that
this young man would one day
become a President of the most
powerful nation in the world?
You don't even need to like him,
but his God/creator loves him and
didn't sleep on his matter.
Today, may ur God/creator show
u love.
Eleda yin oni sun oo (May ur
creator not sleep on ur matter)
LET SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL
SAY AMEN

Morning pals,lookin 4ward 2 11th of Dec as proclaimed by mr.Nigeria

Davidblaze95: Lets nt b blind here peepz. U.I ix da greatext, d first nd d Bext.

U.I lead oda follows.....
I REP D BEST

prof.em:
i hope its 2ru,i just kip doin d same tin everyday...so boring

hahahaha.....lwkmd 4 here o.....mak we wait nd c sha

Abdul Fattah: Prove it.

as d conversation ws movin,if d littleboy stop kalin his grandpa the boss wouldnt av kald d secretary nd den her husband and xo on....
U grab?

Tink am goin 2 obtain nxt yr Jamb form nd tak Unilag coz i dy smell sey U.I go resume nxt yr May.Ds one no b dm sey o! Na 4rm V.C direct 2 my mailbox

Bolaji 16: boss

na ur wrong,its d little boy

BOSS says to SECRETARY: For a
week, we
will be travelling abroad, so make
arrangements. SECRETARY makes
a call
to her Husband: For a week my
boss
and I will be going abroad, so
look
after yourself. HUSBAND makes
call to
SECRET LOVER: My wife is going
abroad
for a week, so let's spend the
week
together. ... SECRET LOVER makes
a call
to a LITTLE BOY whom she is
giving
private lessons: I have to work
for
a
week, so you need not come for
class.
LITTLE BOY makes call to his
grandfather: Grandpa, for a
week, I
don't have classes because my
teacher
is busy. Let's spend the week
together.
Grandpa ( d BOSS ) makes a call
to his
SECRETARY: This week I am
spending
time with my grandson. We can't
attend
the meeting any longer.
SECRETARY
makes a call to her HUSBAND:
My boss
has some personal matters to
attend to,
so our trip is cancelled.
HUSBAND makes a call to
SECRET LOVER:
We cannot spend this week
together;
my wife has cancelled her trip.
SECRET
LOVER makes a call to LITTLE
BOY whom
she is giving private lessons: This
week
we will have classes as usual.
LITTLE
BOY makes a call to his
grandfather:
Grandpa, my teacher said this
week I
have to attend class. Sorry I can't
keep
you company. Grandpa makes a
call to
his secretary: Don't worry, this
week we
will attend that meeting, so make
arrangements.
QUESTION -
WHO CONTROLS THIS CHAIN?

Buike8: Evribdy is shoutin RESUMPTION! RESUMPTION!! RESUMPTION!!! But we al seem oblivious 2 d impendin strike dat mite ensue

abeg wch 1 b strike again

LETS try dis:
This is a simple question but 99%
will answer
ds wrong
At exactly 12 minutes, 12 seconds
past 12
o'clock on December 12th 2012,
the date and
time will read 12:12:12, 12/12/12.
This will happen again IN WHICH
YEAR?

lokobam: sey you no like man?

tank u my guy

Buike8: Ishow,e b lyk say u 2 lyk woman

gan ni.....gat many female sistas,my mama na woman nd i went 2 only GIRLS SCHOOL IBA LAGOS

veevyan: hi every1,ds is veevyan n am d newest nairalander on the block, just got admitted in2 u.i to study law n would luv to make friends. any1/

no lele,pls if u r a girl add me on 2go @ishow94
bt if u b bobo,no add me o...*winks

Beloved, thankGOD you are alive
to see the last month of the year, i
decree by the power of the
Holyghost, the favour of the Lord
shall pursue and overtake you this
month in Jesus name.
The Lord that keep you alive to
see the last month of the year,
shall fulfill all that concerns you
before the end of this month in
Jesus name.
I declare peace to every storms
you are face.
Whether the devil likes it or not,
you are next inline for a powerful
testimony before the end of this
month in Jesus name.
HAPPY NEW MONTH FELLAZ....

Bolaji 16: Which of these is the first Capital of Nigeria??
A. Kaduna
B. Lagos
C. Abuja
D. Calabar
85% wil probably get it wrong.

calabar

reali luv ds thread....tnx 2 bro..Lagusta 4 ur numerous hlp u'v bn renderin.Pls cn u kindly drop ur 2go i.d want 2 discuss sum issue wit u

bealuv: i use glasses ehn so yhu mustnt mark mi wrong we v got 4 Az der

wu gav u dat glasses,luv dm o

Bolaji 16: 3 As

wrng

EYE TEST:
Hw mny A's cn u see below


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check this out:
The list of Top 100 Best
Universities in Nigeria for the
year end 2012 has been
updated by 4icu.org, an
international higher
education search engine and
directory reviewing
accredited Universities and
Colleges in the world.
The ranking is based on
the web presence of the
universities and not
necessarily their on-
ground academic
performance.
According to 4icu.org, the
current ranking is based upon
an algorithm including three
unbiased and independent
web metrics extracted from
three different search
engines: Google Page Rank,
Alexa Traffic Rank, Majestic
Seo Referring Domains.
Below is the 4icu.org
adjudged list of Top 100 Best
Universities in Nigeria 2012;
1 University of Lagos, Lagos
2 University of Ilorin, Ilorin
3 University of Ibadan,
Ibadan
4 Obafemi Awolowo
University, Ile-Ife
5 University of Benin,
Ugbowo
6 University of Port Harcourt,
Port Harcourt
7 University of Agriculture
Abeokuta
8 Ahmadu Bello University,
Zaria
9 University of Jos, Jos
10 Covenant University, Ota
11 University of Nigeria,
Nsukka
12 Federal University of
Technology, Akure, Akure
13 Ladoke Akintola University
of Technology, Ogbomoso
14 Lagos State University, Ojo
15 Nnamdi Azikiwe
University, Awka
16 Pan African University,
Lagos
17 Bayero University Kano,
Kano
18 Redeemer’s University,
Mowe
19 Rivers State University of
Science and Technology, Port
Harcourt
20 Babcock University,
Ilishan-Remo
21 Federal University of
Technology, Minna
22 Ambrose Alli University,
Ekpoma
23 Bowen University, Iwo
24 Enugu State University of
Science and Technology,
Enugu
25 University of Calabar,
Calabar
26 Federal University of
Technology, Owerri, Owerri
27 University of Uyo, Uyo
28 Kwara State University,
Ilorin
29 Benson Idahosa
University, Benin City
30 University of Maiduguri,
Maiduguri
31 American University of
Nigeria, Yola
32 Niger Delta University
Wilberforce Island, Yenagoa
33 Osun State University,
Oshogbo
34 University of Abuja, Abuja
35 Afe Babalola University,
Ado-Ekiti
36 Landmark University, Omu-
Aran
37 Adekunle Ajasin University
Akungba, Akoko
38 Michael Okpara University
of Agriculture, Umuahia
39 Imo State University,
Owerri
40 Modibbo Adama University
of Technology, Yola
41 African University of
Science and Technology,
Abuja
42 Renaissance University,
Enugu
43 Benue State University,
Makurdi
44 Crawford University,
Igbesa
45 Lead City University,
Ibadan
46 Bells University of
Technology, Ota
47 Umaru Musa Yar’Adua
University, Katsina
48 Madonna University, Okija
49 Abia State University,
Uturu
50 Delta State University,
Abraka, Abraka
51 Abubakar Tafawa Balewa
University, Bauchi
52 Ajayi Crowther University,
Oyo Town
53 Veritas University, Abuja
54 Bingham University, Auta
Balifi
55 Joseph Ayo Babalola
University, Ikeji-Arakeji
56 Nigerian Turkish Nile
University, Abuja
57 Federal University, Dutse,
Dutse
58 Ebonyi State University,
Abakaliki
59 Igbinedion University
Okada, Okada
60 Caleb University, Imota
61 Achievers University, Owo,
Owo
62 Federal University, Oye-
Ekiti Oye
63 Salem University, Lokoja
64 Obong University Obong,
Ntak
65 Wukari Jubilee University,
Wukari
66 Kaduna State University,
Kaduna
67 University of Agriculture,
Makurdi, Makurdi
68 Ekiti State University, Ado-
Ekiti
69 Federal University, Otuoke
Otuoke
70 Tai Solarin University of
Education, Ijebu-Ode
71 Caritas University, Enugu
72 University of Mkar, Mkar
73 Ondo State University of
Science & Technology,
Okitipupa
74 Federal University of
Petroleum Resources, Effurun
75 Western Delta University,
Oghara
76 Kebbi State University of
Science and Technology,
Aliero
77 Novena University, Ogume
78 Adamawa State University,
Mubi
79 Federal University, Ndufu-
Alike, Ndufu-Alike
80 Nasarawa State University,
Keffi
81 Baze University, Abuja
82 Federal University, Wukari,
Wukari
83 Akwa Ibom State
University, Uyo
84 Tansian University,
Umunya
85 Ekiti State University, Ifaki
86 Usmanu Danfodio
University, Sokoto
87 Fountain University,
Oshogbo
88 Ibrahim Badamasi
Babangida University, Lapai
89 Oduduwa University, Ile
Ife
90 Samuel Adegboyega
University, Ogwa
91 Kano State University of
Technology, Wudil
92 Federal University,
Kashere, Kashere
93 Bukar Abba Ibrahim
University, Damaturu
94 Adeleke University, Ede
95 Wesley University of
Science and Technology, Ondo
City
96 Wellspring University,
Benin City
97 Paul University, Awka
98 Kogi State University,
Anyigba
99 Rhema University,
Obeama-Asa
100 Anambra State
University, Uli
http://campusportal.com.ng/
education/best-universities-
in-nigeria-2012/683/

Easykel21: abeg make una wake me up wen december ends

lwkmd.....no worry ,i'll b d one 2 wake u

Tolu k: they must av considered d reputation of those ladies.

wats ur usr i.d on fb?

BE HONEST.
A scenario for debate.
A man is going on a trip and his
wife is helping him pack his
clothes.When he was about to
leave ,his wife handed him a box
of CONDOMS and said,"Honey take
these with you in case of
temptations".
With a broad smile he said,"Thanx
honey u are the best".When he
got into his car,his wife came
running."Honey give me
some,who knows I might also be
tempted....
If u were the man,what would
you do?

Tolu k: was it d joke u posted on fb?

exactly