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Sleekprince: xhup ma people. am in my rum wif ma buddy. him go join NL today. aniwaiz. na KUTI 16A. BEALUV SO U WERE IN JAJA AROUND 1O:30. I WAS THERE ALSO. ONE TALL BOY WEY WEAR PAM. HOW UNA DEY. MR PENTANE, U DON HAMA 4 RUM? MR ISHOW, WHERE YHU DEY WHCH RUM. MAKE I KOME GRIT. ANY KUTITE OR QUEEN ELIZABETH CHILD SHULD DROP THEIR KONTACT O. U FIT SEND TEXT TO ME ON 08138224486 OR 07059642484. THE NAME IS ADEOYE. BEEN HERE SINCE YESTADAY! MISSING HOME SHA.

boss mi,i no too far 4rm ur room jus use style dance ETIGHI enta room 12A.Na KUTI lyf dey jawe @winnie i sght dat ur frewsh pimpless face

wah a gr8 day! Saw many nairalanders @leget,akby,yunsiho,goodboy,mcfabulous to mention a few.Al my leg don dy shake

As we are all getting ready to resume,will want evryone of us to heed to the Advice gven by our parent ''MO IRU OMO TI I WON SE''
Don't try to impress others at ur own discomfort and be contended with the little things you have.A university is another World on its own,where you meet different type of people.CHOOSE YOUR FRIEND WISELY!!!
MY PRAYER 4 U TOWARDS THIS RESUMPTION:

Almighty Father creator of Heaven
and earth and everything in
between, We humbly come before
you with thanks giving in our
hearts,asking for your never
ending mercy.
We lift your name on high, above
any name that has ever existed,
our father and creator, we ask
you to bless , protect and to pour
your supernatural favour upon us,
our children, spouses and friends.
God we ask you today for divine
intervention in our lives, we ask
for your touch in all areas of our
lives, be it a new job, promotion,
freedom from debt, rebuilding of
our relationships with our
spouses and friends.
Father any situation you touch,
we believe it can never remain the
same.
Father in heaven, let your will be
done in our lives as your decision
in our lives is the best and will
always be the best, please send
double portions anointing and
blessings in the quickest time to everyone of us as your name is
being worshiped and glorified by
multitudes.
AMEN!!!.

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bealuv: pliz madam Odunnu anybody dat repeats a question dat has been answered a million times b4 shuld have his/her post removed
ahn ahn...ow many times sef....shld we bring iron.....yes.... shuld we stil bring iron....yes or stove iron if yhu lyk....shuld we stil bring iron...haba!! UI chose brainz nao we shuld be able to grasp finz fast n stop behaving lyk pri skul pikins...lemme no vex jawe


ehen olupentane yhu asked if we v cooked yh juz fried dodo n winnie cooked yam....malikidi my frnd d food sweet die na kerosene cooked food dey sweet pass after firewood
hall clearance starts on Monday o
chai yhu guyz nid to c dese awo rats.....i dey fear oooo

ds gal don vex gan o! Pele my dear

jimohafeez98: How many ppl do dey want to give kuti block A room 6.i'm also given dat rum oo! Mozarina and olupentane

enh una don complete 3 b dat

Which of those three schools do
you respect most? Students and
graduates of the three schools
are not meant to participate
because they will obviously be
biased. Comments from people
from other schools are most
welcomed. Or should we put as:
Which of these three schools
would you have chosen to go if
they were the only 3
Universities in Nigeria? As for
me I go like this:
1) U.I
2) OAU ife
3) UNILAG

olupentane: Kuti hall block A room 6 finally approved for me....

u close to my room smal sha..,I am block A room 12

am dne wit my hostl paymnt ,Room 12A KUTI HALL ws gvn to me!

Akby: Guy dey pursue u comot for house ni? Loooooool... No qualms baba sharply finish that stuff u told me in time. Peace!

k egbon mi.....omo ibd dy swit no b smal o (-_-)

nw in IBD.....'THE PACE SETTER'
Thank U LORD 4 dat merciful journey #paymnt husslinq starts 2mao

thank God u.i don approve my hostel stuff

THE STRESS U.I ARE GIVIN STDNTS ARE JUS TOO MCH.SOME ARE YET TO SEE MATRIC NO,HOSTEL,PAYMENT ISH,LOGIN PALAVA.MINE IS SEEING ANOTHER PRSON'S PROFILE IF I WANT TO PRINT OUT MY ACCMDATION DETAIL.
I KNW DIS WIL SOON B AN HISTORY BY D TIME EVRY1 NW BCMS A STALITE.
GREATEST OF THE GREATEST UITES
#i don sick smal ni sha

da ceo1: ur fee is 18,700 plus bnk charge 18,900 or rada confirm ur fee at u.i portal as if ure payn d fee it wil display d fee to pay

av dne dat,d total was 35,700 #sch fee 21700 nd #accmd 14k

kim k's girl:
what dept? I don't think therez a levy of 18900, the least is 19200 plus 200 bank charges

physiology

pls a frnd of mine paid 21700 as her sch levy wch z d ryt fee u.i postd as her paymnt bt wen she wantd to do her paymnt registration stuff d tin was rejectinq it sayin she hd made d wrng paymnt instead of 18,900.Na same dept we dy,shud i pay 18900 if i wan pay mine too
Wat z d problem plssssss?

FAHREEH: @ ishowdot dts ma profile, dnt knw y its appearing on ur accomodatn stuff, wts ur matric no? i hv succesfully applied 4 accomodatn.

my matric z 169831 tink urz is 169877 ryt?
Nd did u print urz succsfully?

na my time 2 complain o!
Pls am seeinq another person info wen i wantd to print my accmdation slip
instd of ADEMOLA am seein FATIMO ADEGOKE 200L medical stdnt....pls wats d probz?

Hardeybisey: U gat no p. BoSs... had same experienced the same problem...all U av to do is login back as if U want to re apply...the link for printing will show up

tankx bro,wil try dat

Am in hot SOUP!!!

as i finishd applyinq 4 d hostel and click on 'print' d tin z showing 'UNKNOWN ZONE'.As i tried to kall the attention of the cafe attendant NEPA jus took d light gbaaaaam,so wen dy on d gen i cnt find d page again
abeg z d hostal printout compulsory coz i dnt want dm to throw me out o #cryinq

ds a nonsense estimation,U.I fee 29k my foot

greetinq evry1 'ekaro' to al my yoruba pple

#jus passinq by

DuBooVay: Just accesd ma stdnt email nothin from ui there sha,bt I changed my password ,u guys should do the same

hapi new year 2 evry1 here,i pray ds 365days journey wil bring fortune,success 4 evry1 of us....
Pls wats d passwrd u used 2 access it

Lilly001: For those dat av seen der matric nomba..u can now Log In...den view ur fees....accomodation is 14k

wen i put in my matric nmba ds wat am seeinq
ALERT:
You hall of residence needs to
be updated. Please contact the
administrator.

olupentane: love your review about Zik hall, I'm a new student been offered accommodation @ Kuti, who knows anything nice about Kuti oooo?.[color=#990000][/color]

bro no mind zikites jawe,na kuti sure paz,na free dm go dy gv us food 4 KUTI HALL dm introduce ds cafeteria tinz

oluafolabi: Lmao!!! Awo 'Chindreeen' .. Congrats to those that have seen theirs.. And to those who haven't yet, I would advise you to chill cos as you can see, the site is still under construction.. It hasn't even been updated to '2012/2013' yet so their isn't much to worry about.. Nobody can take your admission from you..

Any Kuti dude here?.. Holla!

awon kutites add me on 2go @ishow94

wareh: I'm in Kuti hall.

Pls how much is the accommodation fee?

bro xam hall

na kuti hall i dy o....shey e gud sha

Midegirl: but where where are we going to stay if we resume on 7th january.i'm sure accomodation can't be ready b4 den. OTI SU MI OOOO (i'm fed up)

dnt let it su eee....as far u r a gal,u dnt av any probs.Hook up wit me,i wil assit u wit my hous in bodija near U.I

DuBooVay: Ishow u forgot one tin_may evry force pushing againt early resumption be destroyed and every cafeteria system be crushed_

lol...i sight u

JESUS Z A YEAR OLDER 2DAY....WISHIN HIM ND MY FELLOW XTIAN FWENDS A HAPI CELBRATION....
MY PRAYER 4 U;

- The Lord will turn your delay to
dancing, and your disappointment
to triumph.
- I command every cycle of
frustration existing in your life to
be broken.
- Every satanic desire against your
life, marriage, business, academics,
career, promotion, destiny, health
and finances shall fail.
- Every evil meeting discussing
your downfall is scattered.
- Every opposition against your
possession is dispossessed.
- Any seasonal problem
programmed into your life is de-
programme Now.
- The Spirit of the living God will
mould you and build you into
what He wants you to be.
- And the Goliath's of this world
will not rob you of that which
rightfully belongs to you in the
Mighty Name of Jesus Christ.
AMEN..
Merry Christmas to you..
Good Morning.

Jossy4luv1: thanks 2 all dat made dis votin a sucess,may God bless u all especialy those in ui thread..tanks 2 my oda contestants i.e ototx,lagusta..tanxs 2 d moderators also..i dey hail my people 4 ui thread..GREATEST UITES..GREAT! GREAT!! GREAT!!!..Egbe wa ko ni baje o

congratx bro..,
first and d best -GR8EST UITES

First-year students at Med School
were receiving their first
anatomy class with a real dead
human body.
They all gathered around the
surgery table with the body
covered with a white sheet. The
professor started the class by
telling them,
"In medicine, it is necessary to
have 2 important qualities as a
doctor: The first is that you not
be disgusted by anything
involving the human body." As an
example, the Professor pulled back
the sheet, stuck his finger in the
butt of the corpse, withdrew it,
and stuck his finger in his mouth.
Go ahead and do the same thing,"
he told his students.
The students freaked out,
hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually took turns sticking a
finger in the butt of the dead
body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the
Professor looked at them and told
them: "The second most
important quality is observation. I
stuck in my middle finger and
sucked on my index finger.
Now, learn to pay attention."