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Osasp, I didn't imply anything oo ,


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I[b] don't Love trouble, It's Trouble that loves me[/b]

Yes oo( white ones though ) Especially my dad. He was much easier to convinced that Mama,


U?

OMG!!!YES YES YES YES YES, Thank God for cyberworld though, or else I would have been making jail my permanent residency,



U?

Every second of every minute,


WWTLT you had to tell someone where they should shove it??

osasp:
hmmm

You are funny sha.

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How is it that animals are so intelligent, yet men so stupid, It must be education that does it,

Girl you are funny sha, I did once trying to show off my roller blading skills/or lack of it( ended up on my butt )

How about you??

Yes, to get into a club in Barbados,


U?

Until we lose ourselves there is no hope of finding ourselves


@Osasp

When I was a kid( every child on the islands does)

Ever wished you could have choosen your siblings?

Why Why Why ( Jaybaby where are you?)

(I am a bit tired, worked late yesterday)

Yes I used to fight my older sister all the time,


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Ever went skinny dipping ?

In my dreams (what's up sexyabby?)



Ever had a brain freeze?

"No more Drama" by Mary J Blige,

Poor child. That's what stardom does to youngsters, So people you see, all that glitters really isnt gold,

silly girl didnt u hear me honking u on flatlands, jineette

zigbo:
act your age, that is the point. use your brains jeez
i'm done with you, u'r nt worth all time i already waisted on u.
i hope u made good use of the time i lent u offcoure u did make use of it ^{show everyone how daft u are, good for you though}

tidollo. . . . .lol . . . . now confirmed ^{woma. . . . .}

Congratulations!!! So I see you have learnt a thing or two,

Just a word of advice,. In the near future if and when someone posts anything on a forum or anywhere for that matter and for some reason your stagnated brain wouldn't allow you to comprehend,  Swallow your pride and ask them to explain, it won't hurt,

And I am acting my age, thus my correcting your childish rantings,

Now I am done with you, but if you so insist, I will surely obliged.

Oh and Zigbo you won't find anything in Islander"s profile, Maybe if you check Neelse's that would help


@Osasp, ,  Don't worry my dear, there are some battles not worth fighting,


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                                                              Ignorance is indeed A curse,

osasp:
. .''woman rapper''. . av u run out of punchlines?
no fall my leg ooo. . .lol. . .don't let islander win this one because she has been dazing u since
and i put money on your head

ROFLMSAO, Osasp, she never really had any.

@Ziggy zarrr, where are you? Hope you didnt run to your mentor Sisimose for help now, Or are both of you busy working on my orbituary as well, the same way you two losers tried to damage Michellin's reputation?  
Well guess what? Michellin was soft, but I will make both of you sell what is between those hideous legs of yours for the rest of your miserable lives,

@zigbo, thank you for admitting that we have brains, So my grand daugther, when she comes along will be just fine,  Now you dejected banana, get back to the shed.

And I never expected you to go through my post either. You are an illiterate bat who needs proper schooling, Damn shame


PS,  Fool, anmd when does being "old" become a crime? Last time I checked, fraud was, not age, And how young are againROFLMAO,  Any as I said heifer get a hold of that dictionary and those writing materials. I thought you had something better to say. Now please make your parents proud and stop causing them all this grief,

Zigbo, Nairaland original Nappy headed Ho,

Now if you truly knew Neelsel you wouldn't coming here with such crap. Run away from you? LMFAO, girl get a life.

Secondly, UGLY LOL, I have been telling you over nad over Tar Baby( well give tanks to bleach creams, and weave) that if you look half as gorgeous as I do, then your miserable ass won't spend so much time on the net degrading yourself.

Ugliness is a disease sha, and ugliness breeds unhappines.  You have now been awarded the laughing stock of Nairaland,  There are a few people who knows what I look like, so don't even start with this your stupid talks. Ugliness Is NOT common where I am from. We are a nation of fineass people.

One last thing( then I will be back later) please go and learn how to write standard english. Afterall, isn't English the first language of Nigeria? Or is it Ebonics?
When you were pitied those travel documents, it was intended that you would capitalised on the opportunity abroad to better yourself, not to join the bandwagon of uselessness.

If you need help in the language department. I may be able to assist. Dr. Suess has an excellent series of starter books. At your chronogolical age, I would have thought the intermediate stage would do just good. So I am thinking we can start out with " Green Eggs and Ham" or "Therels a cat in the hat"

Now I know the effects that can come about when children were neglected at birth. Attention seeking just happens to be one of them. So don't feel alone, there are many more cases like you,  I work with them on a daily basis. Don't give up hope, help is on the way heifer,

PS, finsihing up some chores, but I will be BACK,

@Osasp my dear,
Why waste your time trying to talk sense into that non-biodegradable piece of thrash?? Even the landfills refused to accomodate her,

She picked the fight with the wrong person, because I will "live" on her unproductive ass, like fleas on dogs.

I am taking my beauty rest, awaiting her return. Maybe business is good today in Chinatown, so she could be away for a while.

Take it easy Lovemoney

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MTA again, am tired of these people. Service is horrible, yet they are asking for fare hike again.

@Kommy ,
Why are you wasting time trying to explain a simple statement to a BAT?
"If ignorance is a bliss, then you must be an orgasm"(my reply signature, I guess ruffled some dirty feathers, LOL) Now let her continue to exhibit her idiotic demeanor

@Ronni, why the grin??

NB. Look at that mongrel following the thread and making bias remarks. Few posts up she was "praising" the numbskull star, now she's trying to appraise KomMy, Damn fool,

LOLOLOL, so Zigbo you actually waited until I fell asleep to come here with your stupidasss to further humiliate yourself?? Wow. Not surprizing at all. I know you were a coward and enjoys dealing in the dark. Same way your mom, sisters and now you sneak into older married men houses at nights for a quick fix.

Now back to basics Emannuella, I told you before(seems like you are hard of hearings) so let me repeat. My supposedly age is NOT of importance. And NO Monkey if you ONLY had a clue what I look like you would run and shower in Acid. Your wowoasss and those other tar baby( well they bleached so damn much maybe you won't be able to tell the difference) in your family have absolutely nothing on moi,

Now it's one thing to be ugly. But it's another thing to beugly and illiterate. There is just no vacancy on earth of people like you.

OPh! Forgot to mention, Maybe in your family( due to prostituion) your mom was already a grandma by 29 yrs. But no in my family the ladies look stunning even at 60. So please forget about DOB, the truth is when you get to my age your ass would be looking like a Grandma for real.

PS. I have noticed you have invited your other thrifling fool to come to your aid. Well guess what? Today is my dayoff, so when you both are ready to be taught some commonsense, holla.
And again next time, instead of using your afterschool hours to go screwing eveything that moves, spend it in the library doing something useful. Maybe then your lack of understanding wouldn't have gotten you in this mess.
I told you fool before, life is not all about what lies between those black legs, God give us a brain, use it,

ROFLMAO,
I see how dumb the majority of you here are. Chiefoh came here assuming that the '74 on my YIM is my birthyear, and see how you fools have grabbed it and ran, LMFAO.
Please uglysha, even if I am 20, 30, 40, I look much better than you and all the other monkeys in your clan. Secondly what I have achieved you and your crew can only dream about. Finally, what's up with you people and marriage and kids? Was that all you were created for? Dumbassess. Well get it striaght, I don't need to have either of the ablove mentioned to validate who I am,

And no puppy dog, I am NOT 30, (not yet ) I can guarantee you one thing though I am sure when I do hit that number I will still be looking as fine as I am, not like you, run down toyota corolla,

Yes asshole, you started this, over a simple statement your thick brain refused to understand, now lets tango bitch,

@Star, final note to you mope. Stay off my YIM, Gosh! Ignored, I have been doing that for weeks, let it go, Not needed around,

ROFLMSAO, please Star you and I know that your useless rantings have no effects on Neelsel. I have sent you to the ER numerous times before and I would be more than happy to do that again. Now if you don't mind, go back from whence you came and let me teach a pre-mature horsey how she should really Neigh, ( I am done with your ass)
PS, Let's start our own thread,

Still awaiting Zigbo-da-village-hopper, Hurry child its getting late, I need my beauty sleep.

Look you attention seeker Star, f.uck off. Where the hell did you drop from? You have not a clue what has transpired, so get the hell out of my face slowpoke. Who the hell cares about what you think about them?? Certainly NOT MOI,

Keep your mongrel on a leash and teach her not to bark at a pitbull, or else she will be eaten alive,

Now get out of my way, And that's all I have to say to you 2faced coward,

@zibgo where are you? Don't go soft on me now. I hate cowards, you started this, now let's finish it slinky,

Zigbo you under paid slut,
I whipped your ass some months ago along with your sidekick Sisimose, I thought you learnt.
Anyway, since it appears that your brain is fried thus comprehension isn't your dearest friend, I guess I would be forced to readminister another lethal round on your dejected ass.

I just love with imbecilles like you stepped up to me without protection. It gives me a high.

How dare you speak to me piglet? Last time I checked you didn't qualify for such a position, I do not roll with pigs, neither do I associate with under achievers. So please bat go find your class and tarry there.

Congratulations! So I solved the easiest part of the puzzle for your retard. Yes its me, Neelsel, so run village puppy,

The audacity of you calling people illiterate. LOL, If I were you I would hide my face behind an iron gate. Humans your age are constructing sentences befitting college graduates, while you are still struggling at Freud's Pre-conventional stage.

You waste of labour pain, please, go and make your parents proud. Atleast your mother had to carry around useless thrash like you for almost 10 months,

Now git puppy, get back in your cage you mongrel,

Zigbo you gutter rat,
First of all before you attempt to correct someone else's grammar, you should first take a course in English 101.

Asshole, I am trying to mulitask with a hand held devise, while attempting to do other things, thus the typo.

Why can't you get it through your thick useless skull that Neelsel doesn't appreciate your dunce ass,

You were running all over NL with your mentor lying Sisimose, whom incidentally have abandoned you after she was caught redhandedly maiming other people's reputation, I suggest you follow her into exile, you useless bitch.

FYI I am way smarter than anyone in your unproductive family will ever be.

Do me a huge favour, and take your stagnated asshole back to your cage, dummy,

Zigbo you gutter rat,
First of all before you attempt to correct someone else's grammar, you should first take a course in English 101.

Asshole, I am trying to mulitask with a hand held devise, while attempting to do other things, thus the typo.

Why can't you get it through your thick useless skull that Neelsel doesn't appreciate your dunce ass,

You were running all over NL with your mentor lying Sisimose, whom incidentally have abandoned you after she was caught redhandedly maiming other people's reputation, I suggest you follow her into exile, you useless bitch.

FYI I am way smarter than anyone in your unproductive family will ever be.

Do me a huge favour, and take your stagnated asshole back to your cage, dummy,

@Omo you won't kill me tonight oooo.



@zigbo, this is a forum and I am entitled to express myself whoever I deem fit. I am responsible for others academical level. Sorry that's why there are institutions called schools.


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Ignorance is a curse,