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somze:
@ topic - all things are possible

@adesodgi - e be like say u want join war abi, i made this comment and been making it since only to find myself in crossfire

@Islander - I will not be ignored, you better love me

Keep dreaming, Once bitten, twice shy, the ONLY "love" you can ever get from me is the one which requires you to permanently resides 6 feet under

mrpataki:
@ Islander,
You take so much glory in the pride of life. You will never go far with that idiotic mindset of yours.

Don't HATE me for being ME, you slowpoke, I am already going places, thank God. YOur juju mouth cannot jinx me. My heart is good fool,

mrpataki:
@ islander,
Told you will be your worst horror you could ever dream of. You will so much dread my name on this forum henceforth. Your shit has come to stop.

Evertime I read you and your crap, you make me think about the USA and their disaster in Iraq. Please dumbo, stop claiming victory before the war is done.

You have been trying this shit since I got the displeasure of "knowing" you. I think it's high time you find another defense mechanism,

You know Neelsel is NO coward, so spare me

moondust:
Hey miss raving psychpath! You saw my pic, and obviously u've got nothin on me, so ease up on the attacks on my friend, otherwise this'll get ugly. I don't want to bare your other shortcomings to the public and please don't make me. capische? shortstuff!

Please boy, This is one war you do not want to start, so relax. Your pic isnt worth discussing, please dont fool yourself. I am accustomed to handsome people(my family is packed with such) So relax because you are not,

And don't ever use this threatening thingy to get away in life, because it may just land you somewhere you never intended on being.

PS. Please post your other findings bat, I told you before, ANYONE who dare crosses my path shall be devoured. So get back in your tracks.

And I love my height, seeemed like you are the only one ( and your partner Chiefoh, well he's a different case, cannot get me out of his deluded mind) who have a problem with it,

For the last time, get out of my face,

Somze, I am ignoring you, I need all my energy for the World Reknown Environmentalist , MR.WAnnabe Important, Pataki,

He has been having sleepless nights for months over me, so now he has awoken from his nightmares, he cannot control himself. I love these types of patients, come back here Pataki

mrpataki:


Am loving this every minute.
The more you look the less you see needle or neelsel.
1. Sorry am in the UK at the moment, just visitiing though before I head off on my environmental jargon assignment to another region of the world, where we are going to put a resolution to actually stopping the menace of obnoxious irritants of your type.

You can never change your skin, as you take pride in seeing yourself as an abnormal psychologist, whata course!
You are truly an embarrasing recourse to public rascality and a nuisance to the pride of womanhood

Ok I refuse to go further debate my employment. Just know that what you pocket as an "Environment Scientist" wannabe, can never amount to what I make.

CONGRATS!! so you have finally felt what inside of a 747 feels like I am so happy for you.  Now make sure you return to the Rock City and please don't defect, or else I would have my Uncle on your tail,

Why would I want to change my skin now before you attack my intelligence, I know this in not used in literal sense)  I don't bleach, I am blessed, thanks to My Irish Grandma and Carib Grand pa.

NOw Pataki, when you have anything worthwhile to say to me, buzz. And do me a huge favour. Stop stepping on my corn everytime you need my attention. I am getting tired of your ass, seriously,

mrpataki:
@ Islander,

Seriously you are a confirmed idiot.

You had better report back to school for an analysis to be conducted on your case. You may be at the breakthrough of your life

Please asshole ease up on the smileys, they are as irritating as you.  ANd no don't retreat because I spoke the truth.

Just curious though, why in God's name would you want to make nice with a confirmed crazy idiot?? NOw who is the fool?

And just so you know I used you for a case study,which I aced. You are actually more "important" than your name suggests, crab.

moondust:
u've drawn the battle line Islander, and if u think i don't know what u look like, think again. because I know u're vertically challenged and wit a head the size of BIG BEN.

Now Moondust I am convinced you are mad. Probebly if you stuck to the short scenario I would have applauded you, but the big head( that why I wear tracks) is just laughable.
BTW, I saw your pic, so rethink your decision. ( and let us create a special thread for us,, let me deal with the environmental scientist, wannabe here)

Naija*gal:
i don't kno o! leav them actin like they hate each others guts
when they r obviously in love wit each other

NaijaXgal,
Are you crazy?? . Girl I promised my momma grand babies, not grandmonkeys, Pataki is too damn ugly for me. I wont be able to take him back to the Islands. for if I do, I would be the laughing stock of the entire town. And since the Barbour girls are well known, then I have to be careful in my actions especially when it comes to the opposite sex.

Pataki, I see months of rehabilitation has done absolutely Nothing for you. NOW how many times must I inform you jackass that I am NOT a psychologist


Ok, first things first, The likes of you cannot even breathe air (even it's to save my life, I'd rather die) in my face. So donn't worry about the Laid thingy,

Secondly, where is your feaking originality? I just called you a non-biodegradable piece of thrash, you came back with some crap about waste??Dumb ass monkey.  You spent too many years under that rock. I warned you about that some time ago,

Years of neglect( yet another of my lines LOL)Boy you are hopless.  I grew up in a very loving and caring home. Had everthing I need. We were all well taken care of, So please buoy tek yo crap outa mi  face blood cloth.

Please, when you decide to do battle, you need to ensure you have ammunitions to kill, not to bruise( and it's not even doing that) All this crap you preached before.

Moondust I refuse to even quote you, I am convinced that ugliness is common among your type, so it is very difficult to distinguish beauty. You have NOT a clue what I look like, so please save your breath.

PS. YOu went through her posts, and she did nothing to offend me? Really? oH OH I forgot, 99.9% of Nlders are suffering from Accute Sellective REading syndrome

mrpataki:
All what that idiot knows is yabbing Nigerians all day long on this forum. Well this time, shes going to cry for it.

LOLOLOLO> Look at this asshole. Ok so I refused your invitation for friendship, now you are venting like a dejected fool.  Tell the entire NL flock that you are pissed because I told you I do not need your friendship,

No No No, who's going to make me cry? .Wishful thinking and you more than any other knows that.  

Keep crying "I said this, and I said that" you call a spade a freaking spade,

ROFLMSAO, Pataki, please don't start blowing your trumpet too early jah. You of all persons know that Neelsel fears NO ONE. And PLEASE abeg don't use that psychological shit on me.( you may never come back to NL)

Ok, here we go, You crave so much of my attention. You would run to every tghread I am in ljust to gain it. Well listen monkey, you are nOT my type. I don't do anything blacker than my stilettoes nor pocket books( when you uglyass people get that)

I am deluded so that I can take care of you. Mr. Environmentalist( is that the career you use when you scam the poor white men out of their hard earned cash??)

Bring it on scum, whenever u are ready,, am ready too. You stink face.

You non bio degradable piece of thrash. Your freaking parents were so right to abandoned your unproductive ass.

Keep following me around Nl, OH! I just saw your comment in another thread about me being a bitch, Hey, look under your grass bed you will the bitch, The napyheaded one,

@Somze, you don't talk to me again. You arenothing but a "panty wearing "man" get lost. What little respect I had for you went down the toilet. Now go get alife and start acting like a man,

WELCOME!!!!

First of all you MOONDUST or whatever you call yourself, where the f.uck did you jump off from? Please boy don't let me get nasty. I don't know you from jack, neither do I wish, since I do not associate myself with ugly people.

LOLOL, so that is how your prematured horse plays? She makes trouble, then when she cannot handle the heat she runs to her confidantesLMFAO. Well just a note, I don't need a crew to validate who I am. And FYI I didn't attack your sou, she attacked me some time ago and has earned herself a place on my nemesis list. If you took time to read( am sure you can do) above you would see where the heifer tried to be slick. Unfortunately NOTHING goes unnoticed by moi.

Now to you gay Pataki. I know gays take sabaticals to do the yearly "gay cruise" down the Reviere, but I was never aware it took such a long time. Now you sinner get back to bulling ( or ur Environemtal occupation)

PS, Moondust, I am gainfully en0ployed, and NOT it has nothing to do with Fraud, its not in our culture.
All those who are ready to do battled, come on, am off today and cannot think of a better way to flex some muscles,

Boy didn't I warn you like a million times to stay the hell away from me? You duck Mr. Wannabe Important,

Where the hell were you? Do you have a clue what transpired here? NO NO, You sissy are so accustomed to jump into quarrels that do not concerned you. I wish people like reside where I am from, you would have been walkin around missing something. We hate gossip loving men.

Now PLEASE, stay away from me puppy. Or if you so desire you can hop unto "Somze's bandwagon" and join in, The more the merrier( just give me some time to go downstairs to login on my pc, am on my Sidekick) damn fool, always getting into things uninvited.

Somze, the bias one,
No Omo is off limits, She doesn't roll with snakes. You never know you may turn and sting her one day. So move on. Matter of fact there are lots of desperates souls here on nL, why not snatch one?

No you weren't in my "LOVE" book. That's very difficult to get in. You were somewhere in " the am-thinking-about-if-he\she-has-what-it-takes-to-be-in-Neelsel's-clique" book", Book,

Yes yes yes yes, the book( Hate) is filled. Thank God with Morons from NL, My real folks aren't there. In other words, real life is another scenario.

And in the future. Grow balls, act like a man and stop jumping on sides (even if you were promised or pitied piece of Tun Tun) without knowing exactly what transpired.
In my islands we bath men in acid who acts like you, ga lang

Chief of monkeys you are back, thought you said you retired ( to take care of your retarded sisterS)

Yes fool I have AIDS, yet you are going crazy over this Aids babe Ugly ass, Stop going to my hi5. I don't want your ugly ass, And stop making me the center of your misery, I cannot take you home to Momma, they will disown me.

Look at your life, LOL, AIDS? I thought you had more shots than that. First it was Omo, now me??LMSAO, what happened your 2002 Honda was giving you problems so you couldn't drive from your village to the nearest internet Cafe? I promise to buy you a generator when I visit. Its very dangerous out at night I heard. Now get back in your cage before I send Rover for your dunce ass,

Ok Ziggy slack, you are as monotonous as your life. Ok for tha last time, I am a proud venti siete la nina bonita,

Maybe the women in your family started whoring early, thus they became grannys too soon. Unfortunately, those in mine have class,

OMG, My supposedly age has been giving you hypertension for weeks, please get over it gutter rat. As I have repeatedly told you, even at your "18" yrs, you will and can NEVER look like me, So instead of hating, recognise dummy,

Stop making a mocker of yourself on NL, You have now been "crowned" The most dumb, illiterat and physically chanllenged NLder, get a hold of yourself Smirgel, we all cannot be smart and beautiful,

I pity your life, Blame your parents. Afterall, the man was married, so Mummy didn't expect him to leave his matrimonial home to set up house with you guys,

It's ok. There is hope for pple like you. Apply yourself. I have told you repeatedly the West isn't all about hair braiding, bag selling and vagi-hustling. I know of Nigerians who are moving mountains here, Follow suit, it won't hurt jungle puppy,

When you have something worthwhile to say to me, buzz me, Everytime you "open" that empty hole of yours nothing but garbage comes out.

Now ziggy, you non-biodegradable piece of thrash. It's late and I do have a job( a great one too) maybe if you use the library I could donate something towards your college fund, and I am not refering to APEX technical school now.

Go and reflect on your life jare. What have you accomplised and where do you see yourself in the next 5 or so years,

Time wasted can NEVER be reclaimed. And since intelligence and beauty aren't on your side, if I were you I would take heed,

@Somze, you just earned yourself a space in my "hate bookK buoy. Ah mad me mad yo no,

Omo why are you correcting yourself? LOL the Queen of Ebonics isn't worth is jare,

@Somze, see this yeye boy nah. You better run before I send my pple for your ass.

@ziggy, I have been warning you about those your ebonics. No reputable colleges will accept you if you don't make a trun for the better? . Now use the internet wisely, and don't join the bandwagon of idle doers,

Sozme I actually parked to answer you boy.
First of all, cierra la boca sucia, Wey de hell u bin when little kingkong got loose? Or are you one of her "sugar daddies?"

No I wasn't born with Jeezubel, but rather in a very expensive hospital on the islands and was cared for by Cuban trained doctors(the very best) Buoy ga lang, blood cloth,

@Osasp, don't mind them jare.

@Omo,, you know you are my bonifide, what you cannot handle pass over to moi

Ziggy( my new name for you)
The bleaching and prostitution thingy, C'mon, I don't believe you are that "dark" now,


@Omo, you are a mess


@topic, Once bitten, twice shy,

@Larger you seem cool. sorry I almost bit your head off earlier, l Que las ti ma. Lo siento papi


Take care, am heading home now, addios,

Omo girl, I want you to post my grandma pics here, am sure all the males wouldn't be able to contain what lies between their legs

People with inferior complex ALWAYS attempt in taking out their troubles on others, Ziggy, I am NOT the cause of your ugliness, go blame your wowo parents ooo


@topic, Ugliness is a curse, Misery loves company,

Ok Zigbo,
Responding to you is like responding to a brain dead patient, We have a special ward for people as such, And didn't I tell you to stop wasting time on NL and get down to reading?  Child your grammar is atrocious, OMG,

LOLOLOL, No NO, prostitution isn't a part of my culture you Edo girl, Look in your backyard( where is your originality )

Please!! I am beginning to really pity you. Everywhere I turn on NL someone is taking advantage of you. If I were you I would do two things. One change my username and with that my attitude,

PS. Look out my front page cover on Vogue soon, You would be surprized how Grandmas from the Islands really look, HOTTTTT!!!( no bleach cream either, WE were born with it,

Mi abuela et venti-siete?LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

larger_20:
esta bien querida, Dios esta contigo << My Spanish girl friend helped translate hahahaha

muy bueno, me quierro usted habla espanol,

@Osasp , it's simple, try it oooo, ( am sending u something to u at yahoo in a bit)


@zibgo, Like I have repeatedly told you over and over, I am proud of my age( which if you need to find out you can ask instead of making a mockery of yourself)
[b][/b]And again, the last time I checked, age was NOT a crime, but Prostitution and Fraud are

larger_20:
Its okay my dear. I thank God for your life and I pray for the spirit of forgiveness to help you get over certain issues we face on a daily bases. We all do face issues but Gods abundant loves keeps us steadfast through all trails, Have a happy Sunday,

De nada y muchas gracis senor, hasta la vista.

Osasp mon ah chill, got outa chuch(church) and ah cool out by a youth. rhatid outa yard hot like hell buoy,



Boy you are killing me. I have a bad back( old women do) so take it easy on my ribs oo, abeg( anyway I am driving home in a bit, we ginne chat, )

Some of us were born with it( Maybeline has nothing on us), While others have to effffffff, bleach and weave to come close to it,

osasp:
@zigbo - c. . . you're d one stirring up trouble now. . .den later u come on yahoo messenger asking me where u went wrong . .tortise

ROFLMSAO,

Osasp, wat ah gwarn mi bonifide


@topic
There is NO proudness in Friendship,

larger_20:
GOSH!!! Abeg, I come in peace, I am only commenting, If you don't need my prayers abeg carry go. As for loving your enemies, thats what God says, Going to heaven is a complicated process , Start loving them now,

I have a Bible, which I read, and a Pastor. who does her job well,

Take your "love" gospel elsewhere, I am indisposed, It is not by law that I love everyone. It is my duty to like people, but Love, As you said, it is indeed a complicated issue,

Like 3 hrs ago, in church ( i didn't anwer oo)


WWTLT you had icecream??