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Romance › Re: Why Do 99.8% Of Black Females In Africa Have Pot Belly? by ismaeel86(m): 5:26pm On Oct 30, 2011
Among the 99.8%, 80% are over weight while 18% are slim but still have pot belly, 1.8% are suffering from hormonal inbalance. According to a research carried out by a reliable source who choose to remain anonymous, most black females have pot belly due to the following reasons:

1. Attending wedding parties so that they can have free food and drinks. And most of these foods are high in calories and fat contents such as jollof rice and huge slice of beef, small and big stout, pounded yam, amala, chin chin, lacasera and can drinks.

2. Most black females are now heavy drinkers as they are now competing with guys in this act. you can find them in most joint and clubs consuming the liqour and drowning in it like fish.

3. Most African girls have lost their African values and dont like cooking fresh food but instead prefer eating junks such as boli and groundnut, gala and lacasera, and fast food. this is beacuse most of them are now working class and have little time to prepare a good meal.

4. Finally, the african weather is very hot and humid, which makes a lot of people to drink plenty of water. some girls can consume up to 60 litres of water in a day. and the water they consume are not hygenic.
Romance › Re: Nominate The Best And Worst "couples" In The Romance Section by ismaeel86(m): 5:03pm On Oct 30, 2011
sexylogan:
^^ make rokiatu catch u cool
Siddon there, the babe like the guy and born2fuck has stop going to brothels because of her
Romance › Re: Nominate The Best And Worst "couples" In The Romance Section by ismaeel86(m): 3:13pm On Oct 30, 2011
Best couple of all time


190 and omolola

Born2fuck and rokiatu
Romance › Re: Love Heals All Ills by ismaeel86(m): 11:52pm On Oct 29, 2011
Love brings joy and pain
Romance › Re: Honest Advice Needed by ismaeel86(m): 9:34pm On Oct 29, 2011
Abeg free the babe, if she truly love u she will stay by u till when u are ready
Romance › Re: I Caught My Mama N Girlfriend In The Bathroom! by ismaeel86(m): 9:31pm On Oct 29, 2011
OP, go tell PM news your story, e fit make their front page
Romance › Re: Ijeoma Ezegbulam, Incase You Are On Nland, Please Leave My Husband Alone For Me. by ismaeel86(m): 1:07am On Oct 26, 2011
Mrs Fickle, i know u love and adore your husband but your husband is at his prime, u know scientifically speaking men hit the target better when they are approaching forty or above forty, and i know your husband very well cos he has been complaining that u cant match up his speed and tenacity. dont worry, when he is fifty he is going to repent and change his ways.

But if you need any help, u know where to reach me now, forkasibe hotel along collabo avenue. i will be expecting your call soonest. take care. God bless you.
Politics › Re: Who Is The Worst State Governor Ever In Human History? by ismaeel86(m): 1:06am On Oct 25, 2011
Jonah Jang is the worst and clueless governor in Nigeria history
Business › Re: Which Newspaper Do Nigerians Read Most? by ismaeel86(m): 8:20pm On Oct 24, 2011
Complete Sport is the widely read newspaper in Nigeria, but Daily Trust is the best among all national dailies.
Crime › Re: Two Nigerian Drug Peddlers Arrested In India by ismaeel86(m): 8:18pm On Oct 24, 2011
The comments on this thread is not much because its a yoruba and igbo collabo. I dnt know why akinsola omo iya ibeji will allow nna like okechuchukwu to lure him into drug peddling. shior tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: QPR Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On Sunday 23rd October 2011 by ismaeel86(m): 6:00pm On Oct 23, 2011
If the ref is on your side, who can be against u. Refs dey run things big time for EPL
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Murders Nta Reporter by ismaeel86(m): 3:58pm On Oct 23, 2011
Tribalism has to stop on NL, for God sake it was a human being that was killed, the person's religion or where he comes from doesnt matter at all. Some people comments on NL can be disgusting at times.
Romance › Re: Sexy Beauties by ismaeel86(m): 1:19am On Oct 23, 2011
lindabon:
It's not easy to be pweety! ! kiss
honestly, its not easy to be bweeriful like u cool
Nairaland General › Re: Say Something You've Been Wanting To Say To Someone On Nairaland. by ismaeel86(m): 1:14am On Oct 23, 2011
No wahala, i dey kampe cool
Nairaland General › Re: Say Something You've Been Wanting To Say To Someone On Nairaland. by ismaeel86(m): 1:01am On Oct 23, 2011
chopstick ko suya stick ni, so wa alrite sha, i will soon join the bb club because of u, so i can ping u, pang u and pung u
Nairaland General › Re: Say Something You've Been Wanting To Say To Someone On Nairaland. by ismaeel86(m): 12:53am On Oct 23, 2011
^^^ badosky used dagger and daggerized my soft heart cry cry cry
Romance › Re: Share Your Winning Toasting Lines And Experiences Here(for Real Pls.) by ismaeel86(m): 12:51am On Oct 23, 2011
M M M:
^^^can we nyash 2nite huh
Where? in my bedroom? u must out of your mind cos that babe is mine.
Nairaland General › Re: Say Something You've Been Wanting To Say To Someone On Nairaland. by ismaeel86(m): 12:45am On Oct 23, 2011
I love Mr Cork, but im not a gay (no oofiense) grin grin
Romance › Re: Are U A House Husband? by ismaeel86(m): 6:27pm On Oct 21, 2011
Cuddlemii:
U never fill roster finish. na u dey know who be who for chicks but she makes sense sha, u know I got your back wink wink wink
grin grin grin grin

Babe, when are u releasing the season 2 of your poems?
Romance › Re: Are U A House Husband? by ismaeel86(m): 1:44am On Oct 21, 2011
^^ this babe is bweeriful walahi. cool
Romance › Re: Are U A House Husband? by ismaeel86(m): 12:52am On Oct 21, 2011
lefulefu's tale by moolight grin grin
Romance › Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by ismaeel86(m): 12:46am On Oct 20, 2011
^^^ u mean u love army boys? im an ex-boy u know wink
Romance › Re: Reasons Why You Love Nigerian/ African Ladies by ismaeel86(m): 10:16pm On Oct 18, 2011
Why is that anything about Africans is big?

African girls have big bosom, big backside, big hips, big lips, and a big heart(they always stay with their man through thick and thin)

I have seen many girls from different parts of the world, but my African Queen still stand tall among the rest.

Thumbs up to Agbani Darego and the current Miss Universe from Angola and also NL queens like Fickle, Nayah, Dyt, babe, pendo89 and so many that i cant mention. kiss kiss kiss
Romance › Re: Romance Section: Toast The One You Have Been Eyeing On Nairaland Here. No Charge by ismaeel86(m): 1:07am On Oct 18, 2011
Sagamite aka Zagamighty of the Zanga, aka oko omoge, aka "u cant say no" aka "see me and lick me" grin grin grin grin

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