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Some weeks back, I wrote a funny piece titled JAMBED! Please read here: http://sagayagbalaya.blog.com/2012/07/25/jambed/
It’s a humorous approach to issues and challenges faced by students who fail to prepare well for exams. We hereby invite entries for your own JAMB stories. It’s strictly about humour, therefore we shall be looking out for creativity, originality and wit.

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1. Originality of story line
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The bank officials have been discharged and acquitted. They were freed by the court on Monday, 11th July, 2011 after a no case submission was entered.

the Police was said not to have done a proper investigation.

Res ipsa loquitor, the fact speaks for itself. Unilorin is coming up, but you dont compare sleep with death. In anyway, there is no comparison between Ife, Ibadan & Unilag on the one hand & Ilorin on the other.

Fight for supremacy can only be valid among those 3 schools & perhaps ABU.

Ife is the greatest anyway. A visit to "the source" will convince any doubting thomas

It is only in Lagos a fight could have started on a bike between two passengers: a guy & a lady. The lady on the bike sat in the middle between the okada rider & the other guy sat behind her.

She suddenly discovered something creeping behind her buttocks. She first felt it was the poly bag the guy behind was carrying. She later discovered that the thing was too hard to be a bag. She suddenly grabbed the object hitting at her from behind and instructed the okada rider to park the okada.

believe it, the guy's john thomas was already hard like a rock. The lady didnt drop it o. She gave the guy a very dirty slap & the okada rider later feft with her leaving the "hard-on" guy stranded.

It was in a bus I boarded at Ikeja last saturday. That was where they met. A man who "ran away" from home one year, six months ago, and the wife. Come and see fight. The man even tried to escape but the woman got to him before the okada he tried to escape on could start.

The woman started reigning curses on the man who insisted that the woman was a witch and he had to run away from her. The woman insisted that they were going home together as she started crying. The bus was sango bound but I alighted at Agbado. There was an argument in the bus as people started taking sides. All ladies in the bus expectedly supported the woman while some men wondered why a woman would be so difficult that a man would run away from her and 4 kids.

It was indeed a sad drama

Even Adam in the Garden of Eden was given fair hearing.

While I believe the beating unleashed on the lady can never be justified, it is wrong for people to cast blames on R.A Arogundade just like that.

Honestly, what would anybody have done in that situation? There is still nothing to suggest that the beating continued after the ratings brought the lady to him. The only thing Ido not agree with is the statement that she should count herself lucky that she was not killed.

Are we now saying we could beat Police and Military men if they descend on us. The lady's action by dragging the horsewhip with those guys can never be justified under any condition.

Our dailies should try to be a little bit fair in this matter by letting the lady knows that she actually overstepped her boundaries. The father even apologised to the R.A on phone and we heard that MTN has already tendered their conversation to confirm this.

I hope the Ratings are accordinly dealt with and the Rear Admiral be warned only for his statement.

Abiodun