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falcon01:
am always in my boxer 24 inside my house and if you are not comfy then get the f*ck out! besides I dont even like people coming over sef! Sometimes I stay Naked if you wanna visit you gotta call me first if you didnt call and just come like that, you will knock tire!

My friend my friend

ibinaboonline:
Please where can I buy candle making machine in Nigeria and how much does it cost?

My dad do sell the machine.
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pcguru1:
True though, I think it might have to do with self esteem. Most guys dont value themselves much which is why they would commit suicide over a lady. I know my value , sorry for my comment i understand now

Yes,there are lot of them out there and few strong ones like u and me.I understand bro

pcguru1:
The amount of energy you guys put towards girls matters are amazing.

Just trying to help someone out dere,say no to sucide..u already v d mind to be a man,some dnt knw

I have read so many threads about brk up..and been cheated on.
This is what i know,i don't know about what u know

1.To guys Always have it in mind that when ever you want to go into relationship..that she will either brk up or she misbehave and you brk up...either way,you guys are not married..
This will help u handle emotional stress

2.and for serious minded folks,nobody is perfect..A lady can be good today and tomorrow she can see you as shit..Don't blame them.that is the way there brain are programmed..
U will have to endure lot of things,try to be matured and let her always know if she does any wrong..If she proves sturborn..let her brain enter factory settings she will come back to u...
But if u keep doing like sissy let me tell u wat will happen to you

a.She won't respect u anymore
b.She will talk back to u anyhow at the slightest correction
c.She will always want you to understand her plight but in this case..she will see u as some1 who complains too much
d.Even if u have been caring for her for years,She will forget that and still make u feel like u are stupid.
e.she becomes abusive

3.u have to learn self control and u must be discipline..u have to always stand ur ground(note: Only when u have checked it in different perspectives and you still ended up feeling she is wrong) nigga stand your ground.

4.They like to control,wen u are too emotional ,they tends to control u..They always used that against you.

5.When you are predictable,then nigga...she will take you for granted.

6.Truly ,ladies must v love a strong hands but yet it shouldnt be too much..u let her understand was she do wrong and if she didnt come bk to meet u for it to be settle.let me tell u wat is going on:

a.She may be have some1 else disturbing her brain
b.she may be tired of the relationship
c.She may be dont love you anymore
d she maybe dont care abt u anymore
Note: Maybe..
U still have to be mature about this fornyou to know where u stand.

7.A lady in a relationship can let go of a relationship had for 5 years to a new date of 1 month..
Don't blame them..they are programmed that way

But
Not all ladies do this.

8.Ladies are easily influenced by money and material things..
If your babe tell u say ""my love,don't worry .dont give up"and u relax..baba..na dere u go old
I know some will bash me say na lie .but real guys know its true

9.Don't always react to every situation. Keep calm

10.when you are wrong always apologize..sorry,doesnt bite and you can't always be right

11.Nigga,if u lose your job..ur relationship na under probabilty ooo..who tell u say ladies no like money??

But
I believe there are real ladies who are concerned about your happiness.

12 Don't put your self under pressure to please any lady. I repeat dont ever do it..except she is your wife and she is promising.

13 Always make her happy when eva you have little or more

14 Be transparent

15 To guys,Truly i dont advice this for serious relationship..but some ladies can be stupid and u will be feeling like u wish u had some1 else. Why?because having someone else that cares for u. Helps for hormonal balance...

My guy,dose who are depressed because of their relationship are those who are very faithful to their woman or man..and dey ended up been betrayed. .

So for this,i wont advice it if u can handle the previous above listed option,then you are good to go

16.Note: no matter how much you love her,never..i repeat allow her know your weakness..If your weakness is you loving her. Then try to balance it that she will know and u wont be all over her all the time.

17.No lady is worth dieing or fighting for ,if she is not your mother. Then let it be.

18..learn to always accept fact,if she doesnt want u anymore. Accept your fate and let her go..don't force love.

19.always be ur sef
20.I have more and i stand to be corrected.Niggas,if u need some1 to talk too during relationship trauma.i am always on my wasap to help u for advice.I am not perfect,every relationship has trauma and d beauty of the relationship is how quickly u guys are able to settle your disputes.check below for my wasap number.

delishpot:
I hope he had sense to keep smost of his ill gotten wealth where the authorities will not reach it o. If so I Give him 3 days after he comes out of jail and Nigerian bloggers... Inshort Nigerians in general will start calling him "Thailand Big Boy"
He will be invited to celeb parties, social media will post when he goes to take a shit etc

They celebrate you in Naija if you are loaded. 99% dont care if you buried 20 babies alive in your quest for wealth. Just let money flow somehow and they sing your praise. Those who question you are tagged haters

Nigeria,a crazy country to lived in...

Ilekokonit:
Discuss...

She told me not to give up,she said dont worry ur sef too much. all will be well,its just abt time..it happens

See discovery..some ladies no get wetin dem dey use their head to tink of

Damn

blissgregory:
Dats harsh....did she say she wat to be popular??

Dtz was harsh true true jare..dont mind him...u and d new commer are sisters.

NeekolazWorld:
The last thing I will ever advice you to do is date someone in your work place or even in the same compound you live in. There are situations were it might turn out good but it's very rare. If you try it, one of you will end up loosing that job and you know for sure you carry the bigger risk of loosing the job because you might be very shocked to find out she is not willing to loose her job and will rather throw accusations on you so you can go instead.
So my advice is that if you feel you want to marry the girl then you should better start looking for another job somewhere and when you do get it you can make your intentions known to her. If you can't do it this way I will advise you search somewhere else for a girl to date before you find yourself jobless all because you did not see where to fall in love aside inside the organization you work for. Come to think of it, were you employed to come and find a woman in the organization? No job for naija my brother so you that have job better pluck off that eye that wants to make you jobless before it over powers your thinking.

No mind op..he just wan yanch d lady and dt one na mumu sef...her green light no b here..lolz..

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BIGGIE121:
Hello nairalanders, there is this girl i met in shop rite few months ago she was the kind of girl that has evrytin i would want in a woman, as a sharp guy that dont admire women silently i aproached her for her digits . she was reluctant in giving me her number initially ( you guys know the general mentality of girls when guys ask for their digits) after all the "you are a stranger i cant give you my number talks" she enventually gave me her digits and that was how it all started.


Soon enough we started getting familiarised with each other and after all the wooing and persuation she agreed to date me few weeks later.


Fast forward to the third time she came to my house which was yesterday., she had been saying no to my sexual advances all this while so i really went far with her yesterday i almost had sex with her bu ,what happened made me not to, So after all the lovey duvey play we started romancing,the romance was an intense one so it got to my head and i inserted my fingers into her pp and that was where the whole saga started .


She started using my hand to rub her g spot, when she felt my hand was not doing the job she wanted it to do, she removed my hand nd switched it with hers (maybe she forgot i was stiil there with her). she closed her eyes nd started rubbing her center of gravity vigorously i was suprised by her outlandish behaviour so i backed out and was watching her . 1 mins later or so her body stiffened and she started shaking like an epiletic patient when having seizures, i was aghasted to bone (by that time my jt was already flaccid) so i started shaking her with all the strength i had that was she opened her eyes, she was really ashamed of herself so she couldnt look at my face.


Few minutes later when evertin was settled i did not know the right question to ask her, so i asked what the problem was, so she told me that she has been an addict to masturbation for the past 4 years now and that she does twice or thrice a week, (i was shock to the brim by her ourburst) i asked her whether anybody apart from me knew this ,she said not even her room mates or anyone knows that she masturbates . Her outburst was difficult for me to assimilate ,so i had to tell my friend he adviced me to stay away from her cause she gonna be a bad energy to me.


This issue has been making me feel unsettled since yesterday the experience was a new one to me so i had share it here to solicit for your opinions and ideas on how to help her stop masturbation.


I wanted her as a fling before but now i am getting attachted to her pls i am in dire need of advice on what to do with her.....


PS: she is a 300 level student of a prestigious university in nigeria and she is 21 years old

That is not a problem na..its means,u gats work to do ..if u love her.u will help her conquer it..what she need is beta dickson ...she don show u d spot wey she needs..na make u utiise am remain..it shudnt b a problem...u can help her conquer it with time she will be attracted to u more

Timil:
Good day Nairalanders I'm Jay (psuedonym) by name and I need your candid advice please bear with me if my writeup is long.

Several thoughts have been running through my mind all day and I've been trying to get an answer within but none is forthcoming. Flash back to some few months ago there's this girl I met in school, she's sweet, lovely and she's got everything I want in a woman, we started talking and we got to know each other.
During one of our conversations she told me about a particular guy of the Aiye confraternity who has been hitting on her but she claimed its nothing to be worried about so I waved it aside.
Few months later she gave in and gave me a yes, precisely six weeks ago but on the 7th of this month (Sunday). She told me a friend of hers decided to take her out only to discover that its a gathering organised by some gang members to celebrate their annual anniversary (7/7).
She said she met some other gang members who has been hitting on her there, according to her claim she said nothing transpired between her and the members of the secret society but during the convo I got to know that apart from the other guy in Aiye there are also two other cult guys from different gang who are also after her.
I didnt take it as much of a big issue I just told her to be careful of friends and people she moves with. Sunday went by and today (Wednesday) after lectures while hanging around the school premises she showed me two other gang members who had approached her and who still holds an interest in her making it 4/5 or more cult guys who are hitting on her.
From that moment I wasn't at ease but she didn't seem bothered or disturbed like I do infact she was still getting cosy and all loved up with the PDA despite the fact that I was trying not to draw attention at that very moment.
When I got back to my hostel while thinking of what to do I remembered that two-three weeks before we started dating I had a nightmare in which some gang members were after my life.
I thought of the nightmare and the current circumstance I am and I can see some sort of relation I've been thinking whether to continue the relationship or end it even though its still young, fresh and filled with love.

Please Nairalanders I need your advice on this, thanks for your help.

Stay outta d relationshp ,girls dont know how to think?she might b enjoying d show off while ur life is at risk.

Ladies can do it on a serious note,thats why u see a man marryin more than 2 wives. But serious men detest it but play boys or unserious men loves it.A lady under pressure will do it that why we have baby mama..A man under pressure.would wait and wont...but if u wan give am chop..e go chop and clean mouth

I really do feel her pain..5years lon lon..na u b director of dreamer by trevor .if i dont see future with u within d 3 months of dating ,i cut u off like a grass..

All i see was u guys are not matured den...but at least u shud v respected ur niga na.well the elders once say

Nobody can take ur woman,u only lose a bitc*h if taken from u...

Rubbish

Ennyholar:
I'm an heavy user and subscribe to the binge plan twice a day. That's 500 for 2gb X 2 giving me 4GB for 1k

Na for how many days

Donjungle:
Good day everyone here.There is something that I have to share with love ones here to help.

Here is a little intro about myself.My name is Paul Oluwaferanmi.Am popular know as DON JUNGLE.There is things interest I have in music, each time I will try to to sing just because of the interest I have in music, but the more I try to develop more interest in misci the more I become devastated.

Meanwhile, am always praying to become like one of this notable musicians one day, musicians like Davido.Wizkid,Olamide,Phyno,Korede Bello. But I don't know the exact place I will start this music of a career.

I really have interest in music,but don't know what I can do to motivate this interest am having in music, so pls what can I do to make my reality come to pass

wasap me,lets v real men chats

Konji don comot bfre una finish dz na..lol

Lol..u b learner..ask d ancestors

buzmanjohn:
1. What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them
or
that you do not love them back?
2. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give
up on?
3. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?
4. What makes you bored?
5. Which is your favourite four-legged creature and why?
6. Do you like spicy food and why?
7. Are you old-fashioned?
8. Something or someone you miss the most from childhood?
9. Are you usually late, early or right on time?
10. Are you happy with your life for the most part right now?
11. You can have one of the following two things: trust/love?
12. Tell me about your favourite book, magazine or comic?
13. Tell me about someone you envy?
14. Tell me about something you’ve achieved?
15. Tell me about the worst punishment you had when you were
a
child?




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MrMumu:
Nairalanders please I'm in deep poo.

I was having sex with my babe last month, that should be a day to her period and I didn't know when my condom got burst and i released inside her and during noon that same day she told me that she's no longer feeling any sign of her period coming again after i released inside her.

So I quickly went outside that day to get Postinor 2 which she took two tablets i think and her period came the next day. ( Thank God)

The problem now is that this month she hasn't seen her period, she was supposed to see her period on the 27th of June but up till today which is 1st of July it's still yet to come.
I'm really scared she's pregnant. She has done the urine pregnancy test twice it was negative and she later did the blood pregnancy test at the hospital and it was still negative.
Someone told me that it's the effect of the Postinor she took the last time, he said that the drug always delay period that I shouldn't be scared.

But seriously i can't sleep. I'm really scared she's pregnant.

It will come ,its just her hormone

This is a real saga

Douglascosta:
Hello guys. Pls i s there anything I can eat to increase my penis size and last long. My girlfriend is endowed with back side and there are some positions I really wish to do but she tells me it can't work and I feel so sad. . Pls if there's any food one can eat to have a bigger penis. My dick is 5 inches

Learn to mk gud use of wat u have

Olanireti:
Useless bloggers.

Lol

Lol..konji na bastard