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Career / Graphic Designer Needed by issylarry(m): 7:24am On Jul 13, 2019
If you are good and creative and in need of a freelance graphics job offer ..
Whatsap or call me on : 08023628382

2d or 3d designs ,all and all kind of designs that can make you stand out..
Jobs/Vacancies / Graphic Designer Needed by issylarry(m): 7:16am On Jul 13, 2019
If you are good and creative and in need of a freelance graphics job offer ..
Whatsap or call me on : 08023628382

2d or 3d designs ,all and all kind of designs that can make you stand out..
Romance / Re: ....,.. by issylarry(m): 9:45am On Jul 12, 2019
BIGGIE121:
Hello nairalanders, there is this girl i met in shop rite few months ago she was the kind of girl that has evrytin i would want in a woman, as a sharp guy that dont admire women silently i aproached her for her digits . she was reluctant in giving me her number initially ( you guys know the general mentality of girls when guys ask for their digits) after all the "you are a stranger i cant give you my number talks" she enventually gave me her digits and that was how it all started.


Soon enough we started getting familiarised with each other and after all the wooing and persuation she agreed to date me few weeks later.


Fast forward to the third time she came to my house which was yesterday., she had been saying no to my sexual advances all this while so i really went far with her yesterday i almost had sex with her bu ,what happened made me not to, So after all the lovey duvey play we started romancing,the romance was an intense one so it got to my head and i inserted my fingers into her pp and that was where the whole saga started .


She started using my hand to rub her g spot, when she felt my hand was not doing the job she wanted it to do, she removed my hand nd switched it with hers (maybe she forgot i was stiil there with her). she closed her eyes nd started rubbing her center of gravity vigorously i was suprised by her outlandish behaviour so i backed out and was watching her . 1 mins later or so her body stiffened and she started shaking like an epiletic patient when having seizures, i was aghasted to bone (by that time my jt was already flaccid) so i started shaking her with all the strength i had that was she opened her eyes, she was really ashamed of herself so she couldnt look at my face.


Few minutes later when evertin was settled i did not know the right question to ask her, so i asked what the problem was, so she told me that she has been an addict to masturbation for the past 4 years now and that she does twice or thrice a week, (i was shock to the brim by her ourburst) i asked her whether anybody apart from me knew this ,she said not even her room mates or anyone knows that she masturbates . Her outburst was difficult for me to assimilate ,so i had to tell my friend he adviced me to stay away from her cause she gonna be a bad energy to me.


This issue has been making me feel unsettled since yesterday the experience was a new one to me so i had share it here to solicit for your opinions and ideas on how to help her stop masturbation.


I wanted her as a fling before but now i am getting attachted to her pls i am in dire need of advice on what to do with her.....


PS: she is a 300 level student of a prestigious university in nigeria and she is 21 years old
That is not a problem na..its means,u gats work to do ..if u love her.u will help her conquer it..what she need is beta dickson ...she don show u d spot wey she needs..na make u utiise am remain..it shudnt b a problem...u can help her conquer it with time she will be attracted to u more

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Romance / Re: Cult Guys Are After My Girlfriend, Should I Break Up With Her Or Not? by issylarry(m): 5:24am On Jul 11, 2019
Timil:
Good day Nairalanders I'm Jay (psuedonym) by name and I need your candid advice please bear with me if my writeup is long.

Several thoughts have been running through my mind all day and I've been trying to get an answer within but none is forthcoming. Flash back to some few months ago there's this girl I met in school, she's sweet, lovely and she's got everything I want in a woman, we started talking and we got to know each other.
During one of our conversations she told me about a particular guy of the Aiye confraternity who has been hitting on her but she claimed its nothing to be worried about so I waved it aside.
Few months later she gave in and gave me a yes, precisely six weeks ago but on the 7th of this month (Sunday). She told me a friend of hers decided to take her out only to discover that its a gathering organised by some gang members to celebrate their annual anniversary (7/7).
She said she met some other gang members who has been hitting on her there, according to her claim she said nothing transpired between her and the members of the secret society but during the convo I got to know that apart from the other guy in Aiye there are also two other cult guys from different gang who are also after her.
I didnt take it as much of a big issue I just told her to be careful of friends and people she moves with. Sunday went by and today (Wednesday) after lectures while hanging around the school premises she showed me two other gang members who had approached her and who still holds an interest in her making it 4/5 or more cult guys who are hitting on her.
From that moment I wasn't at ease but she didn't seem bothered or disturbed like I do infact she was still getting cosy and all loved up with the PDA despite the fact that I was trying not to draw attention at that very moment.
When I got back to my hostel while thinking of what to do I remembered that two-three weeks before we started dating I had a nightmare in which some gang members were after my life.
I thought of the nightmare and the current circumstance I am and I can see some sort of relation I've been thinking whether to continue the relationship or end it even though its still young, fresh and filled with love.

Please Nairalanders I need your advice on this, thanks for your help.
Stay outta d relationshp ,girls dont know how to think?she might b enjoying d show off while ur life is at risk.

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Romance / Re: Your Opinions Are Needed... by issylarry(m): 3:03pm On Jul 09, 2019
Ladies can do it on a serious note,thats why u see a man marryin more than 2 wives. But serious men detest it but play boys or unserious men loves it.A lady under pressure will do it that why we have baby mama..A man under pressure.would wait and wont...but if u wan give am chop..e go chop and clean mouth
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Causes A Scene At A Restaurant Her Guy Dumped Her After 5 Years by issylarry(m): 5:33pm On Jul 05, 2019
I really do feel her pain..5years lon lon..na u b director of dreamer by trevor .if i dont see future with u within d 3 months of dating ,i cut u off like a grass..
Romance / Re: What Would You Have Done? by issylarry(m): 3:35am On Jul 04, 2019
All i see was u guys are not matured den...but at least u shud v respected ur niga na.well the elders once say

Nobody can take ur woman,u only lose a bitc*h if taken from u...
Romance / Re: Instagram Slayqueen Shocks Her Followers With Nude Video Of Her Ass by issylarry(m): 10:33pm On Jul 03, 2019
Rubbish
Phones / Re: Data Plans For Different Network Providers by issylarry(m): 6:08pm On Jul 03, 2019
Ennyholar:


I'm an heavy user and subscribe to the binge plan twice a day. That's 500 for 2gb X 2 giving me 4GB for 1k
Na for how many days
Music/Radio / Re: My Interest In Music by issylarry(m): 5:59pm On Jul 02, 2019
Donjungle:
Good day everyone here.There is something that I have to share with love ones here to help.

Here is a little intro about myself.My name is Paul Oluwaferanmi.Am popular know as DON JUNGLE.There is things interest I have in music, each time I will try to to sing just because of the interest I have in music, but the more I try to develop more interest in misci the more I become devastated.

Meanwhile, am always praying to become like one of this notable musicians one day, musicians like Davido.Wizkid,Olamide,Phyno,Korede Bello. But I don't know the exact place I will start this music of a career.

I really have interest in music,but don't know what I can do to motivate this interest am having in music, so pls what can I do to make my reality come to pass
wasap me,lets v real men chats
Romance / Re: She Has To Sign This Agreement. by issylarry(m): 5:43pm On Jul 02, 2019
Konji don comot bfre una finish dz na..lol
Romance / Re: How To Handle A Lady That Brought A Friend To Date by issylarry(m): 5:41pm On Jul 02, 2019
Lol..u b learner..ask d ancestors
Romance / Re: 40 Random Questions You Can Ask Your Girlfriend Or Boyfriend by issylarry(m): 3:50pm On Jul 02, 2019
buzmanjohn:
1. What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them
or
that you do not love them back?
2. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give
up on?
3. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?
4. What makes you bored?
5. Which is your favourite four-legged creature and why?
6. Do you like spicy food and why?
7. Are you old-fashioned?
8. Something or someone you miss the most from childhood?
9. Are you usually late, early or right on time?
10. Are you happy with your life for the most part right now?
11. You can have one of the following two things: trust/love?
12. Tell me about your favourite book, magazine or comic?
13. Tell me about someone you envy?
14. Tell me about something you’ve achieved?
15. Tell me about the worst punishment you had when you were
a
child?




continue reading


https://www.businessadd.com.ng/40-random-questions-you-can-ask-your-girlfriend-or-boyfriend/

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Romance / Re: Letter To A Slay Girl by issylarry(m): 8:42am On Jul 02, 2019
Tell them
Romance / Re: Washing Machine Should Be Banned In Nigeria Because It's Making Women Lazy - Man by issylarry(m): 8:39am On Jul 02, 2019
Lol
Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please Is My Girlfriend Pregnant? by issylarry(m): 8:36am On Jul 02, 2019
MrMumu:
Nairalanders please I'm in deep poo.

I was having sex with my babe last month, that should be a day to her period and I didn't know when my condom got burst and i released inside her and during noon that same day she told me that she's no longer feeling any sign of her period coming again after i released inside her.

So I quickly went outside that day to get Postinor 2 which she took two tablets i think and her period came the next day. ( Thank God)

The problem now is that this month she hasn't seen her period, she was supposed to see her period on the 27th of June but up till today which is 1st of July it's still yet to come.
I'm really scared she's pregnant. She has done the urine pregnancy test twice it was negative and she later did the blood pregnancy test at the hospital and it was still negative.
Someone told me that it's the effect of the Postinor she took the last time, he said that the drug always delay period that I shouldn't be scared.

But seriously i can't sleep. I'm really scared she's pregnant.
It will come ,its just her hormone
Romance / Re: See The Reason Why Busola Talked About Her "Rape" by issylarry(m): 8:31am On Jul 02, 2019
This is a real saga
Romance / Re: Please How Do I Last Long And Increase My Penis Size by issylarry(m): 8:30am On Jul 02, 2019
Douglascosta:
Hello guys. Pls i s there anything I can eat to increase my penis size and last long. My girlfriend is endowed with back side and there are some positions I really wish to do but she tells me it can't work and I feel so sad. cry. Pls if there's any food one can eat to have a bigger penis. My dick is 5 inches
Learn to mk gud use of wat u have

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Romance / Re: Instagram Slay Queen Shares Her Nude Pic by issylarry(m): 8:26am On Jul 02, 2019
Olanireti:
Useless bloggers.
Lol

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Romance / Re: Man Pours Water On Couple Caught Having Sex By The Roadside. Oshoala Reacts by issylarry(m): 6:47pm On Jul 01, 2019
Lol..konji na bastard

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Romance / Re: Was She Foolish Or Blindly In Love by issylarry(m): 6:28am On Jul 01, 2019
Janemaries:
My neighbor shared her experience she said she met a man on Facebook and they fell in love they were really in love but she did not want to look cheap so when the man invited her to his house she declined but later went only for her to get there and she was surprised the guy didn't touch her he didn't attempt anything so she just concluded that he is a good guy not knowing that he had an ulterior motive least I forget she was a virgin so after like five consecutive times of meeting she then agreed like I don't know but from what she told us they had sexual intercourse believe me she thought maybe this guy will be different from other guys and she has been keeping herself for the right one long story short he promised to send her money when she visited him and she was on her way coming, she hasn't even gotten to a destination when he called and said he already sent the money she was happy she checked her alert but got no alert so she called him and he was like don't disturb me i already sent you the money two days later he told her he was travelling to Calabar she was then afraid why Calabar now she had suspiction of Yahoo Yahoo so she started feeling uneasy with him 2 weeks before now he already took her virginity immediately she got back to Lagos she called him and he didn't reply she messaged him he didn't reply so she didn't travel to Benin to go and see things for herself but on getting there she got the shock of her life he was completely naked with another woman I don't know they just left the door open from what she told us this was somebody she sacrificed everything for as they had been together for like three years now she doesn't even know what happened or where start from she never ask for money at random so please was she cheap or was she madly in love with the wrong guy
Y am i feeling this happened to u??
Properties / Re: For Sale 3bedroom Bungalow @ Thomas Estate Before Abraham Adesanya #28m by issylarry(m): 4:59am On Jun 25, 2019
uniqueproperty:
Still avalaible
Any on the mainland with lesser price around airport road.I can help market the offer if there is any
Romance / Re: Ex Girlfriend now keeps Disturbing Me. by issylarry(m): 10:18am On Jun 21, 2019
BrownCarton:
Was to move to a very high-end brand new apartment, she has seen the pictures but never been there. She followed me there first time, but before we entered the building, I pretended I really needed her phone for an emergency. She was obviously on my back while using it till I went snooping. It basically got dramatic, neighbours got involved. In my mind, I was happy I d confirmed my suspicion. Gave her her phone back with no reaction whatsoever. She got so dramatic on something totally irrelevant with the neighbours and smashed her phone on the wall. We both drove off from there without saying anything. I then blocked her on all mediums. Few hours later, she came to my house, asking me to open to talk which I refused. Left hundreds of calls, I told her to talk from outside. She waited for hours till past midnight and came back the next day. I still won't show any reaction. I only told her from the balcony to kindly go home as I ve decided I won't let her get too familiar again. She would then go and come back to damage something in a bid to get me to react which I didn't. I then dropped off her stuff with a friend so I don't get to interact with her. Now it's literally happening every day.

Some part of me almost felt bad, but another part of me is very happy leaving her to sulk up the guilt. She was a nightmare.


I believe many guys here can learn from my experience. When she shows signs of dishonesty. Cut it off and move one. Unless you want her to manipulate you into the untrusting insecure controlling freak. Nothing good will ever come out of it.
Of all u v wrtten..dz z d most important tin u shud v done long ago.."when she shows signs of dishonesty. Cut it off and move one. Unless you want her to manipulate you into the untrusting insecure controlling freak. Nothing good will ever come out of it.*"i dnt v time 4 shits*

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Crime / Re: Lady Stripped Unclad Publicly For Allegedly Sleeping With Her Friend's Boyfriend by issylarry(m): 5:37am On Jun 19, 2019
If your man could cheat on u..den he doesnt worth u.Not all men are this cheap..there is no excuse for cheating.for both sexes..
Why fighting for a guy who could not put his dik for one place..

I still dey say it,dere is no puna wey no sweet..as a lady u must knw how to use urs well likewise guys.Lets be sane for once .

Y cheatin all d time

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Family / Re: My Wife's Sister Is About To Crash My Marriage, Please Help by issylarry(m): 3:15am On Jun 16, 2019
Davash222:
Hmmmm.

Obviously, your wife knows the game she's playing. Your wife wants you to fucck her sister . She prefers you fucck her sister than fuccking outside. It's up to you to decide if you want to be fuccking two sisters.

There are some temptations that are meant only for Jesus and Satan.
U r fuckin mad...i don lafff tire ...i no insult u o.i just dey imagine where dose words came from

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