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I am not understanding o..shey do you mean d bf owns d 3 kids or To anoda man


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If its true,then Congrats to her.I hope say the woman get money well well,all dz 1 na scope jare

dannyrhymes600:
naija people una too dey complain . thanks Sha

We all want to be happy,but not wih stress na..��

dannyrhymes600:
pls don't mind my errors am studying animal health not literature

something happened today and I said I must share with you guys

Today I boarded bike from apata to dugbe smooth ride no traffic jam no agbero Disturbed us , in less than 10 minutes we got to dugbe, immediately I claimed down from the bike I started hearing noise (female voice) I turned to my left and I saw this very short woman with tribal marks and dirty hair tie ( I said to myself could this be mrs ramota because she short die),she was ranting with total seriousness at an okada man (an aboki) because of 10naira change. I stopped and watched her display, other people and some other abokis were there too nobody told her to stop insulting the guy. after like 5minutes of insult, the guy finally voiced out and said BAKIN KI YENA WARI KAMAN ALELE WANDE YAYI LALACHE . myself and the other abokis burst into hot laughter leaving Mrs ramota dumbfounded and disgruntled, she just held her BAGCO SUPER SACK tight and left with her mouth partially open.
translation of (BAKIN KI YENA WARI KAMAN ALELE WANDE YAYI LALACHE).
YOUR MOUTH IS SMELLING LIKE MOI MOI THAT HAVE SPOIL

Funny dou..buh epistle too long

Ryan03:
I dull for slangs sha

Lol

Evercurious:
Yes I really don't know how heartbreak feels nor felt as a student cos i didn't go close to trying such back then. It still baffles me how students cope with heartbreaks and studies.. As for me, my primary focus was my' book' . The rest were optional which I paid little or no attention to depending on the activity .

That young man should focus on his studies and leave woman alone for now cos all this epistle he is writing here won't stand the test of time when the chips are down. Moreover, he should have factored the cost of dating as a student should it go wrong...

Op, just consider having a terrible CGPA in this present dispensation... Nobody go tell you to wake up from that slumber you call heartbreak.

This is perfect

Ryan03:
She is a hoe without sense because she left him? You can advice without insulting the lady.

I didnt call her hoe,i mean hole=puna ..i just used slang

Evercurious:
But you were so quick to insult the lady.. and again DIDN'T YOU READ UP THE PORTION WHERE HE SAID THE BREAK UP WASN'T THE FAULT OF THE LADY? Pls do your advise and leave her out of it.

I know you will always b in support of ladies because you are one.. U might b diff buh most ladies are absurd.The lady was too harsh in all ramification.u sef put ya sef in d guy's shoes..How best do u want to stay focus in dz situation o..

GalaxyTrends:
This early Sunday morning a side chick came to my home to fight me, I was wondering what gave her so much guts.
I just heard a bang on the gate, I woke my man up and he asked me to go check so I wore my coat and went to the gate asking who are you, the person was quite so I just opened and she started fighting me, I beat her up before my man rushed out and was asking her to leave before he adds to the beating.

This girl said she is not leaving that she loves him so much and he was the one that asked her to come and fight me, if not how did she get the address.

My man was now saying he did not mean it it was just a joke.
This girl insisted that she won’t leave the house , sat at the gate with 3 boxes .

My man was begging me but I don’t get , I am not really married to him but we are making plans, he said he wants to be with me but he is not yet ready to marry which I understand and will wait but he has engaged me and I am willing to wait forever for him. I don’t know how to handle this girl at the gate, she is irritating me as I see her from my window.

Should I just armrest her and accuse her of stealing or anything. My man is just acting confused but he has asked me to take any action with his permission.

I need quick advice this girl is by our gate and swore not to live until she enters the house and man is a calm man . Please how do a wife handle a side chick who is stubborn.

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How are u sure u r not even d side chick...

I laff in spanish
Ur bf shud handle d situation

blessingchinny:
I recently saw a chat in a group where a girl allegedly lamented over her boy's friend uncaring and negligent attitude towards her on valentines day. I read further only to find out that he actually spent the whole day with her, got her a a mouth watering gift.
What was this young man's offence?
He used her mother's picture as d.p instead of hers.

She abused and rained all manner of insults on him. Accusing him of infidelity and making their relationship secrets. While the young man maintained his cool and fought so hard to be diplomatic during their discussion.

Why do we always take advantage of people's kind gesture towards us?
Why do we abuse love and care so much to the extent of allowing irrelevant issues come in between us and our partner?
Relationship is not for kids. Is for matured adults who understand what it takes to keep and maintain one. You need more than body size, age or rapid growth to be able to strive well in a relationship. Psychologically, your maturity have to evolve from your mind and reasoning. You have to see things from a more deeper and matured perspective.

When has posting d.p become a yardstick in measuring the amount of love or care a man has for you?

What you don't know is that Players does this all the time to lure their victims. , and to worsen the scenario, WhatsApp even introduced a new feature whereby you can easily block someone from seeing a particular d.p on your wall. You only choose whom you want to be allowed

To view it.
What am saying in essence?a man who wants to cheat will still find a way to cheat. Irrespective of who he has on his d.p same goes to women. That's why so many ladies are being deceived easily with unnecessary social media advert. Am not saying is bad, but don't let it be a yardstick.

Understand your partner when he says he does not want social media dramas. It doesn't necessarily mean he isn't proud of you. Look out for vital signs to be certain he truly loves you. And if there is, don't ruin it with unnecessary demands.
Picture displays does not guarantee successful marriage/ relationship. If it does, we would have the most successful marriage among celebrities.
Check out Adenkunle Gold and simi. No one knew they had dated for five years. Until they announced their wedding invitation. They caught people unawares amidst of all this social media dramas going on everywhere.
You must not join the crowd, do what works for you.for more relationship and dating tips visit my blog@www.loveonet.com

Nice 1,i cudnt blv i read dz all tru

Ladies are filled with dramas,it tkx a real man to handle them

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Men don suffer,na one person future wife b dz o

Mehn if u see dz girl 4 outside u go tink say na 1 innocent girl..

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Dz girl neva see beta di**k collect ni..her brain still dey default settings.

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She surrender ke abi she don see alert.

It wud v bn so sweet and believable if dz was done in slum buh wih dt car behind dem..mehn,it tells it all..

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Sometimes it is always good to mind our business.

Emma1Oj:
C them.

No mind am

Chrysz:
I love the part where you said to thinking about money...

I wonder why he's thinking too much about her as if she is his future. What most ladies will never do. Bro you better wise up now

Exactly, He is even in the university.He has not even started his nysc..the guy still has lot of better thing to think of

Evercurious:
Must you insult the lady ? Didn't you read to see that he said she is not to be blamed for the breakup? Plz keep your 'get rich or die while trying' tutorials to yourself cos that the only message you have got to preach..Silly being

Come,must you insult me?i said my own view of d mata..den say urs.A man is bn broken down by a lady he fell in love with,she ended up loving some1 else..if d lady truly loves him she will stay wih him no matter wat..
And for d ladies,na u know ya sef..Speak for ur sef..and the change might start from u.

Tell me,what else do u want him to think of if its not money for a better life.A man been hrt broken[not even men alone,anyone who is depressed] is capable of doing anything silly.
The only hope now is to think of how he can be strong financially,work on him sef to be a better man and a better woman will come his way..


So dont ever in ur life quote me again to insult me

lawman88:
I have been thinking of committing suicide for a long time now. Last week, I bought sniper and kept it in my bathroom. Everyday, I feel like drinking it.

I even went to church on Sunday but all that was coming to my mind throughout the service period was either to hang myself or drink sniper.

Too many bad luck and many other things which I will not say here.

I even told my wife that I want to commit suicide, she simply told me that if I mean to commit suicide, I should go to court and divorce her before taking my life.

Well, I don't know the day but I may take my life sooner or later. I have bad luck of parents, wife, opportunities, etc. I have fought hard for 27 years, but it since I can never conquer or overcome......

Drop your number for a convo..u dont need all dz tinx,al u need is God intervention in ur life..drop ya number

SIR0:
I just had a breakup and now I am having some pretty nasty heartache. This lady & I stay on the same campus and we see many times. Though I have been trying to overcome the pain, but my heart still strikes whenever we cross paths or I see her. I have about three months to finish and probably leave for NYSC this year, still, I wonder how to survive seeing her within the limited time left. It gives me sleepless nights. And this is the period I need to be more concentrated on my studies and final year project. She's not likely to come back as she seems to be in love with another guy already. I really need some relief.

Would I be able to forget about her soon after leaving because the love I have for her is too much?

N.B: I never put the blame for leaving me on her. She is not to blame at all.

Please advise a brother.
Thanks in anticipation.
Lalasticlala,,,,,Mynd44,,,,kindly do the needful

I feel your pain bro..For u to come out if it,you have to change your thinking.Think about how rich u want to be that even miss world wud always dance to your tune.
In a nut shell bro
Think of money,pass ya exams,project and reason like a man.

What ever is your own wont pass u by.Ladies to much for dz world dan to dey start to dey brood ontop one hole wey no get sense.

Bro.u v a brighter future.just stay focus

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A beautiful young lady has caused a stir online by sharing this video of her exercising by skipping rope.

The young lady wore a handless top that made her chest to jump up and down as she skips the rope.

Trust Nigerians and their criticisms. Some accused her of trying to seduce men by deliberately exercising in such manner and sharing the video online. Some others hailed.

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Watch the video here

Source:

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So make we fry beans

rowland545:
lols I feel am being misunderstood by u...am not a bad person and she is not stupid either

U said u dont love her,u only needed d juice and she needed marriage

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rowland545:
good evening nairalanders I will just go straight to the point I need advice as am really confused right now. ..there is this girl am seeing for a while now, we were always confessing love to each other although I don't really feel anything for her except the sex that am getting... fast forward to today. she came around after being away for a month due to her work...so we did the same process, have sex so after the first round we were discussing and she asked if I truly love her of course I said yes. so second round will b sure...she now brought a ring that I should put it on her finger I was scared at first so she insisted and I did it... she now said if I will marry her...now it became creapy and weird she now we are married ...I did not say anything.. but in d course of the second round I noticed blood on the condom I now asked if she was on her period she said no I asked y was she bleeding she said I was rough on her....so guys am really confused because am suspecting vodoo here.... is it possible for d bleeding to b normal pls I need answers...

Guy u dey rough handle her,person pickin..lol..she was only been proactive.u tink say u get sense abi. .u wan use n drop her bfre u reach busstop..she knws wat she want and she feels u shud let go if u aint seeing d future with her.but if u do see future with her u will tk d ring


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D girl na mumu,so u gave him ring means he will marry u,at dz stage ladies shud know wen a guy is into u n we he is not



To u Op
So because u feel all girls are crap means u shud f*ck d hell out of her.Even if u no go marry her ,still help her manage her t.o.t.o..

I still wonda y toto is part of tonto dicke's name

In all plz guy change ur mindset dere are still lady of integrity and virtue.dey are just hidden and hard to find.

Newguyhere:
Guys please I'm in deep thoughts here
I'm only 20 years old, I don't wanna cut my future short with an std

Anyone here been in a similar situation in the past?

And u gave olosho 20k?menh guy u r complicated...notin do u..go to d bar buy some beer..drink till u slp off..in d moni go for check up and treatment.notin will happen to u.next time dont repeat it.just b seriois with your life,have a girl.just 1 and if she bleeps up look for anoda 1.life is simple. 20k for olosho,shey mk i send u my account number too

Newguyhere:
Guy please I wanted to dis virgin myself today, so I hired a prostitute, I initially went in on her with a condom but I swear I wasn't feeling anything.
So she told me to go raw on her saying she is safe.
I tried it and cummed in 2 minutes.
So the problem I have now is am I safe?
She knows am a virgin by the way so she was pretty OK with the idea that I go raw.

Am I safe guys

Wen u dey yansh u no tell us o...when u come enta d trouble..u wan come table ur mata for here...well,my advice for u is to treat ur sef,how puna go sweet u reach make u wan go raw with ashi..life continues,no b new tin..i don see people do it bfre buh 4 dz life now u v to be very careful.The world is getting funny day by day

GreatResearcher:
With 500naira one can get laid.


500 naira can't afford a decent meal yet can afford a Nigerian girl..

Joblessness,inferiority complex dey always see dem sef as a sex tool.even if u no get 5h,free toto dey

O boy,see kasala..
4 secondary sch d guy don turn maradona...4 uni nko?

Imagine dem oppressing dose wey no even sabi u.dem go rch house dey beg 4 garri...

Misplaced priority.mtwceee
Walks of of thread...

Uyi2017:
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And have a nice day ahead

Should i drop my email

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