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sarrki:
He lived according to the word of God he lived above 3 scores and 1

We await yours

So heartless zombies like u know that God exists. Unbelievable

sarrki:
May God Almighty Heal you Mr president



The system below me need factory reset mode

It might work well afterwards

if he's lucky to see a good programmer

Your vegetable boss is in dire need of help

olujastro:
Nigerians are funny, pretending creatures. Actors have been lamenting and making noise about piracy destroying their efforts for decades. Now one of you is in Lagos parliament and no singular actor/actress including Desmond has pushed a bill to punish movie pirates whose headquarters is in the same Lagos.
Instead he's become a photo lawmaker.
We are all the cause of our problems.

You are so correct my dear

MasterChen:
" Export like 50 capsules of coke to Malta. If they try to arrest you, tell them it's part of the Abiama world development project and you don't want their country to be left out "

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I' m trying to laugh at ur dry joke but its so difficult

Jesusloveyou:
Mugabe look like ancestor more than handsome buhari.
And active criminal like your ineffectual buffoon is a nightmare to me, anytime I see your ineffectual buffoon till tomorrow,I always get goose in my body.

E pain u wella

Jesusloveyou:
Mugabe look like ancestor more than handsome buhari.
And active criminal like your ineffectual buffoon is a nightmare to me, anytime I see your ineffectual buffoon till tomorrow,I always get goose in my body.

E pain u wella

It's inappropriate bcuz he's a uber driver but if he were to be dangote's son it will be appropriate. Nonsense

LouisVanGaal:
I dont knw you personally...but based on your comments on this forum, i feel so sorry for ur sanity...
Pls. quit all this childish cum reckless talks..it ud do u no good..u might be thinking u are having fun depicting online nuisance...but sooner or later, it matches with ur personality..then u no longer knw ur true self again...
All this...i have said is with a pure intent...

When you were writing all sorts of rubbish abt GEJ u never thought about ur personality and u never knew it would one day get to buhari's turn. ****

tboyO2:


My colleague how far,I rep off shore

Abeg put me for the offshore

csbenedict:
bro no try anything transportation, it sounds enticing at first. but enter you go hear am. I did that before I almost ran mad. except you are willing to drive it yourself. moreover I will advice you forget about getting a danfo cos I heard ambode wants to phase it out.

in the real sense, that money can't really do much this time if you want to do business. how much will remain after getting a shop.

I dont know the kind of person you are and where you are based. but I think I have something I am doing that might interest you.

its tailoring line, I have the manpower and necessary industrial machines. for now, we are making bespoke coutures but I am working on mass production of boxers. where to sell wont be a problem. I actually need a partner cos I will most likely gun for my second degree this year. in essence, you dont need all your money to invest. maybe half, cos I have taken care of all the capital intensive stuff. ur money will be used to buy the fabrics for production and you put in your energy in supervising. dont worry I got superb young tailors.
feel free to contact me for verification before anything because I can tell you wholeheartedly that there are more businesses to explore from this.
its just that my popcy wants me to further my education thats why I am actually thinking about partnership.

Contact me on news360ng@gmail.com

kabawa:
WAILERS WILL STILL WAIL
THAT IS WHY I LOVE BABA'S STYLE OF MAKING THEM WAIL MORE
GOD BLESS PMB
GOD BLESS PYO
GOD BLESS NIGERIA

Soon we will confirm Osinbajo as President of Nigeria

Navalguy:
thankgod i dnt invest

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Godtaye:
want to buy a car for Hf from my ghw money
is it advisable guys

I don't have a car yet

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Please copy the message below and post it all over this thread. Thanks.


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Osahon7:
nor need bros! The person has already confirmed me! GHW rocks menh

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Sleezwizz:
I can really see u are really a ponzi scheme hater. My brother u get a lot of work to do if you want to start killing all ponzi schemes one by one by writing this kind of articles. u will be amazed by the number of ponzi schemes ongoing in Nigeria presently... Keep digging for more of them maybe by 2050 u will finish writing about all of them

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oprah007:
Log in to your block chain account, you will see d hash code on your dashboard

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Sex is sweet o o o

Please who has battery charger here ?

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ponzihater:
I am a Ponzi consultant so I know what goes on in most Ponzi Schemes. Your assertion is like telling a diabetologist that he knows nothing about diabetes because he never had it before.

Shun Ponzi Schemes

It shall never be well with u and ur likes.

Helloworld8:
Still Available 39k last

Mail me d link on goldencollins08@gmail.com

Aybamdbay:
Initially, I decided not to share this fate worse than death story with anybody but then it dawned on me that if I don’t, many of us who know zilch about living the laptop lifestyle will still belabor the point further that Ponzi scheme is the best bet for anyone who wants to be rich online. If you believe that making money online is as easy as rolling off a log or that with ponzi schemes, one can literally become a millionaire online, well this think piece is for you and hopefully, it’s going to change your orientation In toto on how anybody can literally make a pile on the internet. Obviously, the main reason I wrote this think piece is to alterate that article of faith. So, listen up!
NIGERIANS LOSE MORE ON PONZI WEBSITES WHILE INDIANS EARN MORE. WHY SO?
The other day, while surfing the net, I came across a headline which I totally subscribe to and will like to paraphrase here: “Nigerians lose more on ponzi websites while Indians earn more than us” why so?
You see, since the inception of MMM in Nigeria, many Ponzi scheme websites have also come up with their own mouth-watering offers. Offers like, “Pay N1500 and get and get N40, 000 in 7 days”, “Pay N12,000 and get and get N108 000 in 3 days” , “Pay any amount and get and get 900 percent of your investment in 24 hours” and so many more.
I can assure you that, just seeing these mouth-watering offers, you will literally pull out your ATM card especially if you are a neophyte to making money online. But here’s the gospel truth: no real investment company pays a 100 or 900 percent return on investment in three, seven days or even in a month! I know some of us know about this truth, but just like someone once said “Nigerians are pig-headed”
No matter the warning signs you may give to a Nigerian as regards any danger, as long as there is something to gain, he will certainly ignore your warnings. Little wonder why the Indians guys cart away with our money! They know we are not contented and that we never learn from our bad experiences.
Having said that let me quickly share with you what I called “my shit hits the fan experience”. Honest! I had a face like a wet weekend for like two weeks when this bad experience happened to me. I could barely talk, eat, sleep etc. On top of that, I lost so many things. In fact, I was in debt! Please don’t get me wrong. I didn’t borrow money from anybody to do Ponzi. No, I used my personally money. All these happened to me because January was barely a blessed month for me, so to speak.
Even though Ponzi scheme didn’t just come to Nigeria lately, I actually got know about it in year 2015. During the time of WONDER BANK and perhaps some other schemes, I was still at my mother’s knees. So, until lately, I wouldn’t know what Ponzi scheme is all about. The very day I got about it that day I was surfing the net and I clicked on an Advert (if my memory serves me well) and I landed on MMM website. First, I had a natter with a guider whose name was Azubuike Vivian. She told me all I needed to get up and running and the benefits I would get. But no, I wouldn’t join.
The year 2015 passed and I didn’t join any scheme. Now it was January 2016. It came and it went, February also came and went. March, June, July and August all came and went and I hadn’t joined any scheme yet. Now it was September, the very last week of September to be precise, and I finally decided to join MMM with my spare money which was N10, 000. After waiting to be matched to pay someone and for my money to grow, my payday finally came in November. To my surprise, I received an alert from GTBank that xxxxxx amount had been paid into my account by Esther who was matched to pay me on MMM. Guess what? That day I was on top of the world!
Without wasting any time, I went on a research for better schemes that pay more than MMM and I literally jumped out of my skin when I saw some schemes paying 50, 100, 200 and even 900 percent return on investment. But most of these schemes pay in BTC. Immediately, I opened a BTC wallet and funded it with the money I made on MMM and waved MMM farewell.
Now guess what? I was high in spirits when I made 900 percent of my investment in just 3 days! So before November finally went out of the window, I already had $3,000 worth of BTC in my wallet and in the very first week of December I had approximately 6000 dollars worth of BTC in my wallet. This time, I decided not to sell my BTC out. I wanted to have at least $10,000 of BTC before I start selling out.
IF ONLY I KNEW
There is an old adage that says “Every day is for the thief and one day is for the owner” Trust me, if only I knew the day for me to lose all I had gathered on a silver platter was near, I would have stopped at what I had got and sold out my BTC funds and reaped the benefit of being a smart investor. But no, I wouldn’t stop. I went on to invest more instead.
Unfortunately for me, I first lost my fund on Helping Revolution, then MMM united and Gmafunds. But no, I wouldn’t stop; I went on investing in other schemes instead until I went back to nada. As I speak, all I have in BTC is just. 0.89cent. What?! From $6086.85 to 0.89 cent? YES


WHY DID I WRITE THIS?
“Why are you telling us this?” Perhaps this is the question that just popped into your head? But please don’t blame me yet. The truth is, I didn’t want trouble for myself because I had heard the grapevine that Ponzi scheme is not a real business. That’s why it doesn’t last for a month of Sundays.
While I know of people who have built their very first houses, bought their very first cars with the money their realized from Ponzi scheme, the number of people who lost their hard earned money is just on the high side. I know of a 21 years of guy who made 5 million naira in January from Ponzi scheme. And also know of someone who killed himself when he realized that he had lost 300 thousand naira on a Ponzi scheme site.
So guys let’s wave Ponzi scheme farewell and let’s do real business on the internet instead.
If you want to make money that won’t give you heart attack online then you have got to do either of these two: offer a service or sell a product or do both!
Thanks for reading!

Is it not the same buying and selling online that my friend lost 50k usd. Biko every business has a risky not just ponzi schemes and for those foolish peepz calling ponzi a lazy man business pls carry barrow enter street since u re a hard worker. Olodos

ogawisdom:
Dnt waste ur time with TB it will give u less than 5k returns in 91days but GHW will give u 145k in 91days ie 30% monthly plus 10k registration bonus.

As I speak to you I ve 500k in GHW paying me cool 150k monthly since November 2016 without lifting a finger.
D choice is urs u can never improve financially until u start taking legitimate risks dt pays off. If u r interested mention me n we take it from there.

A lot of ppl are sitting arnd moping at GHW when it starts getting saturated dts when they will join and they will lose like they did in mmm. D time to join is nw. In three months u will break even and ve nothing to lose.

I played mmm bw July and Nov, listen to this I predicted mmm crash accurately and lost nothing. I ve already broken even on GHW already BC Feb is my 4th month on GHW already

D trick in Ponzi is to conquer greed and fear n play with what u can afford to lose. Dnt increase ur investment until u break even. Also be realistic dnt join any Ponzi dt offers more than 30% monthly it won't last up to two months na Yahoo boys dey get such ones .

I recommend GHW to everyone nw B4 it gets saturated in 6months time but I see it getting to Nov 2017

Stop bringing GHW to d attention of the media. Remember what nairaland did to mmm. Pls don't spoil dis community bcuz of 10k referral bonus.

PassingShot:
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GEJ or PDP is NEVER returning to governance in Nigeria. Nigerians are not as dumb as some of you think, to allow the "stealing is not corruption" regime return. Deal with that fact!

We have heard all these b4 , say something new or u go and finger urself

iamwhat:
#SayNoToPonziSchemes

Ponzi scheme is any platform where you're required to donate, pledge or give some amount of money to get huge percentage in return.

They'll tell you there's no central account, in fact they'll require you to send your donations or pledge to another participant's account to create the illusion that the owner of the ponzi scheme is not gaining much money.

This is a fat lie, Ponzi scheme owners gain a lot of money to themselves out of the total transactions made on their website while they share the remaining money to the early registered members systematically, so as to use it as testimonies to bring in new ignorant members.

Someone said his friends made N99 million within a short period of time by creating a ponzi scheme website. They will tell you all you need to donate is N4,000 and you'll be given N20,000 by receiving N4,000 from other five members.
Don't mind them, they are thieves, most of your N4,000 are going to a dedicated account only few goes to ordinary members' account.

They'll even tell you not to bring downlines of course they're playing on your intelligence, they know you'll definitely introduce people to it so as to quickly get back your money.

Most of these websites don't last more than 2 months and only the early registered members gain from it because mathematically, its not sustainable, WHY?

When you donate N4,000 to someone, the system will pair 2 people to donate N8,000 to you, Immediately those 2 people pay you, the system will need
4 people to satisfy the 2 people that paid you and
8 people to satisfy the 4 people and
16 people to satisfy 8
32 to satisfy 16.............
People register very fast on these websites, in fact in less than 3 days, more than 30,000 people may register,
If 30,000 people should register, the system will need 60,000 newly registered members to satisfy the old ones at this point the pairing becomes very slow because the system will need 120,000 people to satisfy the 60k and 240,000 people to satisfy 120,000 automatically the system is heading to its doom and before you know it, the website is shutdown, of course you cannot hold anyone responsible for your lost because of the terms and conditions given, and by the time the system shutdown less than 20% of memebers would have gotten their money.

Compiled is the list of websites you should stay away from, add any other one you know and pass it on to save ignorant Nigerians from these greedy computer programmers.

To smash ur head with better coke bottle just de hungry me