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Qut321:
Hy guys!! So, I'm thinking if it's possible to duplicate Nairaland designs with functions??

If that's possible and you can do that, I’ll pay any amount to get it done for me!!

However, I need to see a demo that this can be achieved!! Also, your price tag and how to contact you if possible.

Modified: please, if you have just the demo, I’ll like to have a look to clear my doubts.

obembet:
Infinit Note

obembet:
Good evening nairalanders, please I don't know if am the only one experiencing this since morning or my phone has been hack. My phone have been showing coca cola background since morning and I don't even have the thier app or picture on my phone.

Help please

Lalasticlala
Seun
mynd44

Easylion3569:
My girlfriend last saw her menstration last month, its been 30 days and 4 day since she last saw it.. So i was wondering why, and i had to visit a chemist who gave me a pregnancy test tools called 'accuracy'..
he told me how to use it, and what the various line display means.
so i called my girl and told her to urinate small on a small cup, followed the instructions and two thick red line showed..
and the chemist said two line is positive..
i'm still schooling i don't kno what to do now.

everything i have worked for, how i have planned my future is now trying to fade away.
i cant even hold my tears

danieldinho:
Today been the 25th day of oct 2021, I had a terrible and shocking experience at computer village Ikeja. I went for a transaction at my bank around allen junction aromire street, on my way back i got to under bridge looking for a bus going to my direction at the park. As i was abt boarding a bus going to Egebeda i was attacked unconsciously i felt my phone left my pocket and the others held me like a pin b4 i could regain myself phone was gone, and all boys holding me gone too disappearing in the thin air luckily for me my money was intact, the phone is not up to a month, i bought it around oct 8, phone is infinix note 10, the pack and imei are available i dnt know if the phone can be recovered via tracking.

Pleaase folks be careful around computer village ikeja and also be vigilant. Of a truth i was carried away with some thoughts on my head computer village today gave me a shocking early birthday gift two days earlier.

Hiziko:
Please does anyone have DStv now login for sale

Havesomesense:
I noticed that women don't wash their bra often, why is that?

Ladies should answer.

Diego133:
Hello house please I need a programmer to help me build an html attachment I have a sample of what I need

MisterKennedy:
where do you stay Sir?

RPG2020:
In-box me

Itachi23:
I have a powerful herbal solution for it, contact for it

MisterKennedy:
Good evening dear Nairalanders.

I've been having swelling on my anus since 2014. I saw a pharmacist and he prescribed Anusol for me to buy. After taking the Anusol, I felt better for some days and the swelling reduced but it came back few day later.

Now being almost 8 years ago. January 2022 will make it 8 years that I've been having this pile.

I've gone to University hospital in my State here in Jos and the woman also suggested Anusol for me. I've taken the Anusol but I'm still stock where I am. No difference at all.

Please has anybody ever experienced pile?
How did you get rid of yours?

The worst part now is that the pile comes with pain now. It almost feels like there's pepper in my anus.

Somebody please help me. Please don't just read and ignore me. Please see me as your brother or your son. Please help me fam.

airsaylongcome:
Does one need a US number for thats? Are you saying you can't build a Google admob app using Naija number? (I'm presently not on top of requirements to do this)

Plus with a brand new account having only 4 posts I'm very skeptical

Holiness2100:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16436913/gorilla-surrounded-by-butterflies/amp/

Muna4real:
See this one
Jane has been twerking before she married the guy. She was a popular dancer then and even now. Just go and check her traditional marriage ceremony and see how she was twerking.

Itachi23:
I have one, but its half verified, if you can verify it with ur documents then fine, u can have it for cheap

doksblog:
Just few days ago one babe requested for a “head” from me, but I declined with the hope that it’s not health wise giving her “head”.

However, for many people, eating vaginal discharge or vaginal fluid is the most disgusting thing in the world.

However, health scientists, after carrying out some research over the years have implicated some health benefits of eating vaginal discharge.


But before I move on to discuss the benefits of eating vaginal discharge, let’s consider the following;

What Is Vaginal Fluid?

Vaginal fluid is a whitish fluid that comes from the vagina mostly for the purposes of lubrication.

It is a sign that a woman is turned on and ready to have sex.

Any woman getting MouthAction from a man can testify that the feeling is awesome. MouthAction is also loved by most men.

People are always searching for ways to supplement their foods in order to acquire all its health benefits.

One of such wonderful natural supplements is Probiotic.

Probiotics are the type of ‘good bacteria’ not only found in plants but also found in the human body — specifically in a woman’s vagina.

As good bacteria, they are also present in yoghurts and some natural drinks.

So, instead of spending money to buy these probiotic yoghurts or drinks, why not eat your babe’s vag and drink her juices?

Honestly, she too will be forever satisfied!!!

The Vagina And Its Bacteria

According to the Institute of Pharmabiotic Research, the vaginal ecosystem contains Lactobacillus, a bacteria that regulates the pH of the vagina.

Lactobacilli produces lactic acid which helps to keep the pH of the vaginal fluid at a healthy 4.5.

Vaginal discharge typically contains different Lactobacilli species such as Lactobacillus crispatus, Lactobacillus jensenii, Lactobacilus iners, Lactobacillus gasseri and can also contain Lactobacillus reuteri.

In addition, this vaginal discharge is usually a little alkaline in taste with a slightly sour odour.

It is safe to swallow this fluid provided your partner is hygienic.

But before eating your partner’s vagina and ingesting her vaginal discharge, it is ideal to help in cleaning her up and getting her ready.

What Does Vagina Fluid Taste Like?

Vagina could be sweet or acidic, metallic or bitter, salty or sharp. They may even have the slightest hint of what you had for dinner.

According to your menstrual cycle, the taste can even differ throughout the month.

Also, blood can influence how it tastes, as can the ovulation-common white discharge.

What Is The Best Way To Eat Vaginal Discharge?

How to eat vaginal discharge? Actually, this very post will teach you how to eat pussy in such a great way that your partner will start speaking in unknown tongues.

Your woman can shout, yell, scream and cry for more when you use this very methods.

She may even exhibit dependency symptoms due to your skills in eating vaginal discharge.

1.Kiss down to her breasts from her ear. Kiss her body as you descend to her waist and hips. Place a hand on either leg as you get to her panties and spread it slowly. Spots that are particularly sensitive and turn on a female are known as Erogenous zones (E-zone) and should receive more attention. Theses erogenous zones include; the ear, neck, lips, hands, lower back, inner thigh, clitoris, vagina, butt and anus (very surprising, right?), breasts, toes, fingers, and so on.

2.For now, don’t worry about taking off her panties. Alternatively, through her panties, kiss her vulva/vagina and even pinch it with your lips gently. You can also run your tongue gently from the bottom right up to the clit over her vagina.

3.After a few minutes of kissing her through her panties, move slightly lower along her inner thigh with your kissing. You can go down here as far as the inside of her thigh, but the more you step out of her vagina, the less sensitive it becomes.

4.Kiss her down on one leg around her inner thigh, then stand up and switch to the other side afterwards. You could gently squeeze the skin of her inner thigh between your lips or even your teeth if she likes it rougher, just make sure not to be too rough. Otherwise, you risk hurting her badly.

5.You could suck the skin here, too, to give her a hickey that no one will see but her. Spend a little longer kissing her vagina outside her panties while moving to the other leg. Don’t be shocked if at this point she starts to eat her out… if she does, try to keep a slow pace in order to keep building the excitement.

6.Until you take off her panties, pass over her clit to the top of her panties and put on her pubic mounds (the region above her clitoris) some gentle kisses.

7.If she hasn’t taken off her panties, put your fingers on either side of them, on the outside of her thighs, and pull them down slowly until they’re all off.

8.Then begin to kiss and lick slowly (extremely softly) all around her vagina and clit. You can make a tiny amount of contact with her vagina and clit the edge of your lips as you step around … constantly teasing her.

You can now get to the main course … it’s time to eat her pussy! Continue reading to find out...

https://doksblog.com/what-happens-if-you-eat-vaginal-discharge/

BKsoul:
Don't worry..... i will use the shell of your turtle to knock you...

Kokadomfreedom:
Good evening guys, it is already weekend and we all know most leagues resume after the international break. What am about to reveal to you is not to gain popularity but to share with you the dream i had about Brentford vs Chelsea match come 16 september 2021. I had a revelation that chelsea to win with over 1.5 goals, Kante to also score and brentford to get red card. These i have seen!

BKsoul:
I will knock you oooh....

BKsoul:
You for kuku say we dey suffer elephantiasis.... ori e ti daru...

TarOrfeeek:
Someone saying "Nne" to you.

And you know he speaks your language

Like if a one chance thief says "Omo".

I'll then conclude that he speaks Yoruba.

False generalisation.

adokhai:
Please I just got a job online that requires payment via Transferwise. Now, with the current CBN regulations, I am unable to create one. I am looking for someone that could help so I can use his/hers for a weekly payment.

viralmaged:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jU5dsEMNEs


Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=414509526706530&id=100044424579797

GorillaApp:
I was just reflecting on some of the weird things I have eaten. I chuckled when I recalled some crazy stuffs we ate while growing up.

Looking back, I am sure I will not have the guts to eat them at this age and time

When I was in Junior secondary, I ate python that was prepared by elders from my maternal home.

I also ate Lizard yeah, you heard right, Lizard!!!
. Before you begin to think I'm some poor kid from a war-torn country, we actually ate it when it was used to prepare cough medicine for Frank who had a terrible cough bout that won't leave.
I ate monkey, eels and stingrays.

Some of my friends have eaten dogs and cats.

What weird stuff have you eaten?

MountainView:
Please i need clone script of this site bitwire .ltd Thank you

loveth360:
Soldiers at Owerrinta Smashed my Phone and Threw it into River - Girl Cries Out


# IgbereTV


A female indigene of Abia State has narrated her ordeal with a Personnel of the Nigerian Navy at a Navy checkpoint of the Owerrinta axis. The young lady who pleaded anonymous stated that she was harassed, threatened and denied her smart phone which she newly purchased with over a hundred thousand naira.

According to her, she had on Thursday, 7th October 2021, boarded a motorcycle which was heading towards Okpoala before she bumped into the security personnel standing with a riffle at a checkpoint in between Imo and Abia State.

"As a normal routine, I and the bike man went down from the bike just to cross the checkpoint on foot. The bike man dragged his bike while I follow suit with my phone inside my pocket.

"At this point, my phone rang and I decided to bring it off my pocket to know who was calling me . I have always used this route so I know I can't take calls until I cross the bitter looking armed Navy security operative.
"Unfortunately, the dark lanky and tall Fulani Navy personnel concluded that I was taking a picture of him which was totally a lie. My phone was ringing out loud and so it was totally impossible for me to be taking pictures same time.

"These I tried explaining to him, but he hurriedly snatched the phone off me and smashed it countless times on the tarred road. Looking at the already pieced phone with tears in my eyes, I pleaded to have at least my sim cards, but the wicked soul instead picked the smashed phone and threw it into the nearby river", she said.

"I'm highly pained because my smart phone is my livelihood, I earn my living with it and that's why I don't joke with it" , she added.

Similar reports had drawn the attention of our reporters on how same security men intimidates innocent passer-by including motorists and bus drivers who toll the routes on daily basis.

Well meaning citizens should rise up against such inhuman treatment and rights Violation by the security forces. We asked that justice must take its place.

https://www.facebook.com/192893700739192/posts/5116175058411007/?app=fbl