TarOrfeeek:



Someone saying "Nne" to you.

And you know he speaks your language

Like if a one chance thief says "Omo".

I'll then conclude that he speaks Yoruba.

False generalisation.

Goalnaldo:
Your mouth ehn

pocohantas:


My dear, just be happy for me. I actually wanted to push it, see where it is going to, but when he attempted to touch me, I freaked out. Gets me wondering, do they use jazz? Or is it greed on the part of the victim?



Lmao. I tire o.



Somewhere around Ikotun. Just be careful, they are everywhere this season. You’re welcome.

fatymore:
lol

emperorshaokahn:
so na ikotun you day stay sef?,you go come day form one posh lekki girl here.anaway this shit happened to me too in the same ikotun,abaranje to be precise,the dude said he just imported some iphones frome benin republic but that some agberos sized them,bla bla bla.i nearly slap am that day.

TarOrfeeek:



Someone saying "Nne" to you.

And you know he speaks your language

Like if a one chance thief says "Omo".

I'll then conclude that he speaks Yoruba.

False generalisation.

BKsoul:
You for kuku say we dey suffer elephantiasis.... ori e ti daru...

emdis:
They're kinda cute tho! abeg interpret the last sentence.

BKsoul:
I will knock you oooh....

zolajpower:

Before I opened this thread I knew a lady will be the OP
All those I knew that has falling victim of this rascals re all female because they love money

Itachi23:


Knock am na!!!

Xhuntra:
Pocohantas is Mrs Linus mba. Very wack false story

pocohantas:


Please keep quiet, you first-to-comment-politics-section-hoodlum. I said he asked me in Igbo. That should tell you I transcribed his question into English for the sake of non-Igbo readers. His question and my response were both in Igbo. Anything tribal, your antenna will just stand.

Octopusssy:
Very very old format. I'm amazed they're still using the format.

The last time I was in their middle, I told them I was married to a Ghanaian and didn't really know my way around Lagos. Meanwhile I was buying time, waiting for them to get as close as possible to my nearest bus stop because no way in God's green earth was I going to pay for this particular trip.

I smiled serenely while the fools jabbered away in excitement (they thought they don catch maga), occasionally nodding my head in agreement to the horse shït they were spewing. The recurrent motif in their antics is the bewildered French man who doesn't know he is supposed to pay for services with Naira, not USD, or the more common fleeing thief who has fled with his oga's box/bag of dollars. They are willing to give you a cut but you must go to one baba's house to swear an oath of secrecy.

As soon as I got to Ikeja Along, I hopped out of the vehicle James Bond style, spread my two hands at them and shrieked waka!! The driver asked me for fare and I screamed "All of una dey craze. 419!!" I then proceeded to quickly cross the expressway like a seasoned NURTW thug and went on my merry way.

Hediots. Them wan scam Omo Eko. Their very fathers

BKsoul:
It means that your head is 'turninonitsown'....

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gbemishile:

And u are an idiot

pocohantas:


My dear, just be happy for me. I actually wanted to push it, see where it is going to, but when he attempted to touch me, I freaked out. [b]Gets me wondering, do they use jazz? [/b]Or is it greed on the part of the victim?



Lmao. I tire o.



Somewhere around Ikotun. Just be careful, they are everywhere this season. You’re welcome.

pocohantas:
“I have a bag of money, foreign currency…”



It is almost Christmas, evil men and women are on the prowl. Let’s all be careful and not drop our guards no matter how they disguise.

millionboi:
Ass licker

BKsoul:
Don't worry..... i will use the shell of your turtle to knock you...

pocohantas:


Please keep quiet, you first-to-comment-politics-section-hoodlum. I said he asked me in Igbo. That should tell you I transcribed his question into English for the sake of non-Igbo readers. His question and my response were both in Igbo. Anything tribal, your antenna will just stand.

Kokaine:


About that,

You know people can look at faces and tell your origin. I experience it a lot in the north. Just the same way we can tell hausa guys in the south, they can also tell us apart without us speaking a word. Even if we dress like them, they say it. That if 50people dressed in Baba Riga and wore their caps, they would easily pick out all the southerners with an efficiency of over 90%

Igbo people too are in this demographic. It's quite easy to tell an Igbo person especially if you are tall, fair or a bit hairy. A delta Igbo may be more difficult. But a fellow Igbo person would easily look at you and tell you are his tribesman.

pocohantas:


You are right sha. But they came from behind me o. Someone said it has to be my yam legs, maybe he is right.

chatinent:


Sorry, is that person you attached Ini Edo or some film trick?