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Pets / Re: Monkey For Sale by Itachi23: 7:57pm On Jan 16, 2022
Itachi23:
Mona monkey For sale

It listens to commands of sleep, roll over and can be trained further, location is ibeju Lekki, available for sale and pickup

Religion / Re: CONGRATULATIONS! These 8 Nairalanders - Check your bank alerts - N7,530 each!! by Itachi23: 6:16pm On Jan 16, 2022
PastorMIsBack:


I'm back grin

Finally

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Health / Re: Scorpion Venom For Sale ! by Itachi23: 11:10am On Jan 09, 2022
saint800:
A deathstalker 'scorpion venom ' antidote which has taken me 3 months to milk 1.5 liter{1kg} is for sale .
Price; 10million (its goes for 150million at foreign market)
Please connect me to buyers oooo
Contact, usnnamdi1@gmail.com
Thanks

Scorpion king

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Crime / Re: How My Niece Was Almost Used For Ritual by Itachi23: 4:50pm On Jan 08, 2022
NnaemekaImo:
Her fiance picked her up to go see his parents, on their way to his village he diverted to a narrow and lonely road.

They drove for several hours until she started questioning him. He claimed that his parents were not home yet, so let them go visit some friends before proceeding.

The young man was always on a strange call and whenever this call comes in, he will quietly....

Source:


https://imoflash.com/social/how-my-niece-was-almost-used-for-ritual

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Fights With Area Boys In Ota, Ogun State (Photos) by Itachi23: 3:29pm On Jan 08, 2022
Gracedavid125:
Portable, a Nigerian musician, went insane in Ogun state and engaged in a public fight, seen in a video circulating on social media.

According to reports, the event took place in the Ota area of Ogun state, just hours after he had fought his promoter, Kogbagidi.

This comes after he exchanged words in a viral video with prominent performance promoter Kogbagidi.

Portable was seen attacking Kogbagidi with a baseball bat and alleging he was being used in a video that has gone viral.

Portable also demanded his car from the promoter and asked if he was the one who bought it for him.

However, in a new video, the up and coming singer was seen raging in anger as he engaged in a public fight with a lady and some unknown persons


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqyvo2GJOrw

Once a tout always a tout, am not surprised

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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: Nigerians Have Better Values Than US, Europeans; Crimes More There by Itachi23: 1:52pm On Jan 04, 2022
Islie:
Nigerians have better values than Americans, Europeans; crimes more common abroad: Lai Mohammed



https://gazettengr.com/nigerians-have-better-values-than-americans-europeans-crimes-more-common-abroad-lai-mohammed/
funniest man in the world

Romance / Re: Guys Be Honest. Will You Smash Or Pass? (photo) by Itachi23: 8:59pm On Jan 02, 2022
iTearHerToto:
As usual hypocrites might pop up with their BS but who cares?
As for me and my entire household I'll smash her punna till she grows back a cockk. Aje!

I won't let no punna walls untouched. Aje! angry
op, we are speechless

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Programming / Re: Need Help Buying Domain Off Godaddy by Itachi23: 7:42pm On Dec 28, 2021
oj3k:

Thanks for this
Uwc

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Programming / Re: Need Help Buying Domain Off Godaddy by Itachi23: 11:33pm On Dec 27, 2021
oj3k:
Please who could help me in getting domain name from godaddy with the coupon code, I've tried all my atm cards but they've been rejected. I'm quite devastated

Buy the domain with btc
Romance / Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Guy Who Earns Less Than N50,000 Monthly? by Itachi23: 1:29am On Dec 27, 2021
HellVictorinho3:



Nora ,Tonia, Victoria.....at least I have had to think about them.... Sabrina....she wanted to hear my rap songs...... Datboredberry.... I don't mind going further with you... maybe it's because I'm lonely in dat berry sense..


From my head to your heart,I drop these bars, your reply affects my mind .... it's never too much for my presence..


It's not just about rhymes,we might make Beyonce and Jay-Z ordinary as partners..... yeah, partners in business and passion..


I see no perfection but I hope for comprehension..

Romeo was a character.... this is real life.... I am bothered, lying outside ,uncertain of my safety .... accommodation issues to solve.. I hope to release a song about homelessness.
Will this lady associate me with progress?


Maybe , I'm hopeless.... but what if I'm close to success?

In the name of the truth,
I ask you to choose ...... do you mind if we get closer at least while I'm alive??


Mosquitoes will suck my blood but the grave knows I have tried my best.
I am not trying to be Kanye West.
I just want to remain different from the rest.

I will keep doing whatever I can to survive but anyone that thinks I am useless should stay away from me.
You will like to have children when you experience a joy that you have never felt before..... or the joy I want you to see.
I wish you the kind of success that you would like to share with your kids.
At least, you have considered my lines worthy to be addressed.
You don't deserve to be distressed.


If we ever make it as a team,I wonder if there's any fortune that will not be possessed...$$$$$$



This looks like love letterized poem ooo
Ehm!! berry abeg, na ur own ooo

Romance / Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Guy Who Earns Less Than N50,000 Monthly? by Itachi23: 10:39pm On Dec 26, 2021
AGurlnoname:
Can the man marry himself? Is only a wicked man that would propose to a lady when he's earning less than 50k.


Mod: see them quoting me. Lol, people should be reasonable o. With this present economy, Buhari Regime, you want to propose to a lady when you're earning less than 50k?

Programming / FB Account For Sale by Itachi23: 10:30am On Dec 24, 2021
Old 7+ FB account for sale available 6k, can run ads
Pets / Re: Monkey For Sale by Itachi23: 7:29pm On Dec 23, 2021
holland1987:
is this monkey injured

Healed and healthy, still available
Celebrities / Re: Zazu Zeh Crooner, Portable Acquires A New Car (Photos) by Itachi23: 7:15pm On Dec 23, 2021
marvellously:
Lool, his mate are using Benz and Lexus baba blow na Voltron e carry grin angry grin
Which one u get 70 years old man

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Webmasters / Re: I Want A Personalised Youtube Link by Itachi23: 7:10pm On Dec 23, 2021
PastorM:
Hi guys

One must have a minimum of 100 subscribers to qualify. At the moment, we have 42 (which is awesome for a new channel launched yesterday but we are 58 short).

This is how the link looks:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbOLc7mDbJrPb9lz_4yYRPQ
with a zillion letters and numbers.

This is how it could look:
https://www.youtube.com/c/1MinuteWithTina

Thanking you in anticipation.
Done ma

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Romance / Re: Spiritual Husbands/wives Are Real. by Itachi23: 10:28pm On Dec 21, 2021
Truvelisback:
Good day, Fellas. Some years ago, i travelled to a church camp during Ember period for prayers regarding some issues i was facing then. So, a lady got to know about it. She told me she would like to go with me. So, i allowed her because she too was experience disappointments in her relationship and she was yet to get married. As u know in the camp ground there lots of people from different churches. We go there and decided to spend 3 days there. We prayed in the morning, afternoon and night. We usually have marathon prayer at night. So, one night, after prayer, we slept in a mosquito net. I had barely closed my eyes when i saw a fair tall man, he wanted to enter the net and make love with her. I shouted at him and quickly drove him away. When she woke up, i told her what i saw. She confirmed it to be true. After awhile, she slept. She had barely slept far when she shouted and woke up from her sleep. I asked her, what was wrong? She said the same man gave her Abara(hot Slap at her back).

Family / Re: You're At The Edge Of Your Breakthrough - Don't Give Up!! by Itachi23: 4:52pm On Dec 21, 2021
PastorM:
This happened on Nairaland on Thursday. Was finally able to post it on Friday but someone missed out.

DON'T GIVE UP!!

Duration: 1 minute


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB-mr45qPj0

Am ur 104th subscriber ma, keep posting ma, God bless

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Religion / Re: CONGRATULATIONS! These 8 Nairalanders - Check your bank alerts - N7,530 each!! by Itachi23: 4:32pm On Dec 19, 2021
Miracood2:
U are quoting the wrong person.

PastorM
Thanks alot

Thanks error
Religion / Re: CONGRATULATIONS! These 8 Nairalanders - Check your bank alerts - N7,530 each!! by Itachi23: 4:20pm On Dec 19, 2021
Miracood2:


Thanks ma.

God bless you richly, ur source of income Will double by Gods grace

Thank you very much ma, I got the alert, God bless you so much, I can't even express my gratitude enough, your new year is so blessed ma.

First give away ever in my life

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Religion / Re: CONGRATULATIONS! These 8 Nairalanders - Check your bank alerts - N7,530 each!! by Itachi23: 7:49am On Dec 19, 2021
PastorM:
Morning followers

I’ve now decided to increase the number of recipients from 4 to 8. I’d rather more people benefit from it than one person gamble away a huge sum.

So the prize will be distributed between these followers:
@Ayo081
@Apreecauts
@Lemonadewifey
@Miracood2
@Healthrelatedjo
@Itachi23
@Hanks0000
@Wanbissaka

I've now received bank details from:
@Miracood2
@Lemonadewifey
@Apreecauts

Still waiting to hear from:
@Ayo081

Can the following people please drop their account details please, thank you:
@Healthrelatedjo
@Itachi23
@Hanks0000
@Wanbissaka

If I receive all details today, it’ll be sent out today. Otherwise, latest tomorrow. God bless you all.

First bank
3149768286

Thanks in abundance ma, May God bless you stupendously, merry Xmas in advance

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Food / Re: This Big And Long Python Was Killed In My Area (pics) by Itachi23: 9:31pm On Dec 18, 2021
Kobojunkie:
You actually believe pythons can't kill humans? undecided

ROFLMAO
grin cheesy grin cheesy cheesy grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/environment/2018/jan/24/python-owner-killed-8ft-long-coroner-dan-brandon

Maybe u should re-read like 100 times so you will gerrit
Food / Re: This Big And Long Python Was Killed In My Area (pics) by Itachi23: 5:13pm On Dec 18, 2021
richmond500:
Itachi was suppose to be smarter than this.

Pythons do kill humans
, they have the capacity to, in fact 100 times the capacity, but its not a necessity to them, they will avoid 100% at all cost, even if it happens am sure its a 1:1000 probability, if not, all the indigenes in idemili and those that Barbour the snake and hate killing its kinds, should all be dead by now Dont you think?, if they actually kill for food
Food / Re: This Big And Long Python Was Killed In My Area (pics) by Itachi23: 5:04pm On Dec 18, 2021
richmond500:
stop disgracing ur ancestors.
, sorry, am so scared of snakes that i have been studying them all since when i was in primary 6, i virtually can recognize and name any snake i come in contact with, home or abroad, even their habitat, feeding habitat, how they hunt, venomous or not, even the tiniest finger snake to the giant amazonian anaconda, 100 constrictors avoid humans thats a fact sir, by study... they are no case scenarios that will warrant such an incident to happen sir....
Pets / Re: Enraged Monkeys Kill 250 DOGS In India by Itachi23: 5:03pm On Dec 18, 2021
DoggoneDogg:
This is what happens when you give wild animals some freedom and make them realise they are demigods.

Just imagine monkeys that should be scared of coming out in the open are now having the balls to practice cultism.

Very soon we will hear of pythons swallowing humans in Idemili.

Romance / Re: Don't We All Wish To Be Ethiopian Sometimes by Itachi23: 4:53pm On Dec 18, 2021
PastorM:


You won a prize on the Religion forum which you are yet to claim. If left unclaimed by Monday, 20th, it'll go to someone else.

Stay here and be looking at beautiful girls grin
and am crying sha, no more Xmas for me
Crime / Re: 46-Year-Old Zimbabwean Woman Rapes 15-Year-Old Boy After Fixing Bedroom Light by Itachi23: 4:50pm On Dec 18, 2021

Pets / Re: Monkey For Sale by Itachi23: 4:45pm On Dec 18, 2021
gbese:
10k

Location?
Religion / Re: CONGRATULATIONS! These 8 Nairalanders - Check your bank alerts - N7,530 each!! by Itachi23: 4:36pm On Dec 18, 2021
PastorM:


If they don't get back to me, the next 2 in line will be:

@Itachi23
@Healthrelatedjo


NOTICE
@Apreecauts
@Ayo081

If I don't hear from you by Monday, 20th, I'll choose the 2 people above.

They should respond ooo, heaven is real

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Food / Re: This Big And Long Python Was Killed In My Area (pics) by Itachi23: 4:35pm On Dec 18, 2021
richmond500:
literate folk ke.

Pythons are constrictors and could overpower and kill a human so they are harmful to humans
have one killed a human before

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