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No matter who has the biggest economy, the welfare of the US citizens are much better than the Chinese which is like one big concentration camp

Fishbrainish
When you were parabulating around enjoying the cash flow, you no remember say you go marry . Now you dey blame your friend

Big foolish girl

If she says just friends then you become just friends nah, stop the free money, Recharge, attention. Call her only when you think you can get something from her (yeah that's what guys do as friends), discuss about some new catch with her

And the other billions to Rivers State, you use it to sponsor APC

If it is a rooted fone, look for a folder named "log other mod" and delete the contents. You should save 40% of your space

sakalisis:
just launch recently, let hope it wont fizzle out like telegram

And Wiper

Whizkel:
.. The burning rate was low. Not sure. But not up to 90mb

Even 50mb is already too big for me.
I burned 283mb on a trip from ph to Uyo, since then I can never leave on a trip without my Nokia E5

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Whizkel:
Yeah. Certified It was awesome when i used it when i travelled from ibadan to ado-ekiti[first time]..No lies,NO stress.. Google map is the best.

How many mb did you use for the entire trip

I hear more of "We agreed to disagree" which is most widely applicable in a business or job where opinion of two competing authorities (on the subject matter) are sought for and one side agreeing to the other would seem to be elevating the opponent. So you downplay the other person’s opinion even if at the end, you are still saying the same thing in a different way

In the end, it is more about the money

I will buy for you but not from GoDaddy.
Pm me

Meanwhile in Nigeria, a man will bury his aged mother with a hummer jeep while the poverty beaten villagers clap and cheer

clevvermind, we really shouldn't be having this conversation again, I told you to stop peeping

Fat arm, stretch marks and body odour

anonimi:
Indeed we not only need to understand this very important concept, we owe it to ourselves to share this idea with ALL our people so our country can fasten its recovery, transformation and revival.

It is noteworthy that prior to January 1966 and subsequent UNITARY system of governance by the COUPISTS, our semi-autonomous regional governments and the districts (equivalent of LGAs) functioned much better for the benefit of the populace.

Back in the days, Local governments were in charge of filling potholes in our streets, now everyone is waiting for FERMA to work on their roads. I remember even the federal highway that crosses our LG headquarters, the local council ensured that any developing pothole was identified and filled (some with cement).

Now Chairmen are driving the potholes with their black jeep and people are cheering them waiting for them to drop something after they would come online and wonder why the country is still down

E dey happen

All these small small girls wey spermm don go mix with their brain cells before due time and their head come short-circuit

Marriage don end be that nah,

Love and respect don fly

Raychux23:
Put up d ways they cn b use.
Contribute ur quota

I use it interchangeably but deep down, I know something is not right
Example

Increasing pressure will make oil production more effective / efficient

PassingShot:
Lets do this arithmetic:


Salaries (both) = 140k/month = 1.68M/year

Rent = 150,000
Feeding =290,000 per year (about 800 naira daily)
Transportation = 150,000 per year (500 daily for both, 25 days per month)
Clothing and other stuffs = 100,000 yearly (8,500 monthly)
Health care allowance = 60,000 per year (5,000 monthly)

Total so far = 150k+290k+150+100K = 750,000 NGN
750,000 + 10% mark up = 825,000

From 1.68M there is still a credit balance of about 855,000.

Am I missing something?

Nice analysis except that you have missed the worst money eater of all time, Recharge cards.

This is the part most people don't budget for and keep wondering how their money is disappearing.
In some instances recharge card consumes more than feeding money if not control. (ie you make calls at impulse)

Sophyrocks:
You see am now. School dey o. Transport dey o. Transport is according to distance and not everyone will live close to workplaces o. Pot of soup and stew isnt certain and food stuff need to be available. In short, you wont know when other expenses will begin to creep in from nowhere. Almost everyday, we spend money. My sister, incurring of debts is sure and very common.

I don't really know the kind of lifestyle you are living bro but the reality is that 80% of Nigerians are living on less than 80k a month and are having family. Maybe you were born and brought up in a family that leaves nothing to spare in ensuring their children have the best.
"you wont know when other expenses will begin to creep in from nowhere" just betrayed the kind of lifestyle you are living

80k per month with a working wife is the reality in most Nigerian homes. Family planning and prudent management of resources is the key.

Let me give you a scenario. An entry level graduate (on level 8 ) in a civil service is earning 50k and it will take him another 6 to 8 years to get to a level he could earn 80k plus. Do you think most of those civil servants you see with family are earning 200k a month?

Sorry America but that was one of the conditions for the Russian deal, Americans cannot train Nigerians on how to handle Russia made weapons

What of Efficient and Effective

Sophyrocks:
So why didnt the numerous children of the poor open doors for them? The numerous children homeless on the streets under bridge around the country nko? why didnt they make the parents rich overnight? Such a belief is for Naive myopic people. Its always good for us to be realistic about life. Do you know the huge chunk a single child slashes from somebody's salary? As the child grows, the expenses increase. This country is over populated already. we need serious population control.

I beg to disagree, a man earning 80k and a working wife should have a child (I don't mean producing each year), nothing brighten a home than a healthy child, it makes the couple eager to go back home after hustle. Another thing I hate is old age children, imagine a 50 years man still dropping his kids in Nursery school when you he should be arguing with his first son about his career choice

Spending on a child is relative, you don't send your child to a 300k per term school when there are other quality yet affordable school around, you don't make crunchies your child's lunch venue when a pot of soup can serve the family

YungwizzzyPt7:
If you earn 80k your wife should be able to earn 50

so marriage starts!!

Exactly, if the wife to be is working, they should marry. I love couples that build their life together from their youthful days than some old man that waited until he built a house and buy car before going for marriage.

Just use sellotape on the underside. I was a pro, neighbours always call on me to join their cut tape cos I was the only one who could join it without it getting stuck when played. The only problem was that some of favorite part of the song will be off

The phone chargers who gets onscreen notification (like nairaland app) whenever the gen is on and rush to plug their phone. You go think say they are the next not knowing that dem dey pray make another customer come make the barber no off the gen

I love their boobz

They prosper they that love Jerusalem
Shalom!

Nigeria shall be prosperous again

'They say ' Russia build her products in such a way that without them around, it would not work. I'm very wary of them, there was a reason our fathers preferred America to Russia.
American products and services can be easily adapted but Russia? Remember Rusal and Alscon

Next time you want to do copy and paste, do it well.

This thing fine for your eyes as e dey so?