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Christianity EtcRe: Civil War In The Church? Can The Pope Be Wrong?? by itchie: 9:37pm On Oct 27, 2017
This pope is an Antichrist
CelebritiesRe: Lady Shares Conversation She Had With A 24 Year Old Lesbian Begging Her For Sex by itchie: 9:23pm On Oct 27, 2017
She needs help. No be normal eyes she dey use do these things. She really needs spiritual help
CelebritiesRe: Di'ja Pregnant With Second Child, Debuts Baby Bump At LFDW by itchie: 3:17pm On Oct 27, 2017
abejide1000:
Make she take chill pills. She's the opposite of 2 Baba. We want more tracks not pregnancies.
She wants babies not more tracks Ok. It's her life and she's free to do whatever makes her happy
CelebritiesRe: Di'ja Pregnant With Second Child, Debuts Baby Bump At LFDW by itchie: 3:16pm On Oct 27, 2017
splenzard:
instead of her to drop hits,


she's dropping kids tongue
Kids are a blessing from God. Stop talking as if they are not important
CelebritiesRe: Di'ja Pregnant With Second Child, Debuts Baby Bump At LFDW by itchie: 3:00pm On Oct 27, 2017
Sektion:
money takes care of kids cheesy
She already has money
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Performs At The 17th Annual National Women’s Conference (Photos) by itchie: 2:20pm On Oct 27, 2017
Mama jam jam, making us proud since 1900
CultureRe: Anybody Who Says Lagos Is Not Yoruba Land Is An Idiot. Says Oba Of Lagos. by itchie: 7:57am On Oct 27, 2017
Must this man always talk like a common tout?
PoliticsRe: Thugs Cut Off Sule Lamido Supporter’s Hand In Kaduna by itchie: 4:23pm On Oct 26, 2017
madridguy:
Sule Lamido even + Atiku are just noise makers, no man alive can challenge Sai Baba.

Sai Baba is like Real Madrid, too heavy for them to carry.
You're not ashamed, you came here to celebrate thuggery and violence
CelebritiesRe: I Know Timi Dakolo's Sidechic And I Have Seen Him A Couple Of Times - Fan by itchie: 4:17pm On Oct 26, 2017
This is getting interesting
CelebritiesRe: Reekado Banks' Throwback Photos by itchie: 4:10pm On Oct 26, 2017
Nobody ugly, na money dey yab person
CelebritiesRe: ‘I Know Timi Dakolo’s Side Chic,i Have Seen Him A Couple Of Times’–twitter User by itchie: 4:05pm On Oct 26, 2017
This is getting interesting
CelebritiesRe: 'timi Dakolo Is Cheating On His Wife, I Know His Sidechic''- Twitter User by itchie: 3:50pm On Oct 26, 2017
This is getting interesting
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Hails Timi Dakolo, Following The Shocking Revelation That He’s Been by itchie: 3:42pm On Oct 26, 2017
This is getting interesting
PoliticsRe: Who's This Person (fastest Correct Answer Wins Airtime) by itchie: 2:56pm On Oct 26, 2017
Babatunde fashola
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Having Fun at the backstage with her Crew (video) by itchie: 2:50pm On Oct 26, 2017
I just love this Tiwa Savage. She gives me goosebumps all over, all over
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Having Fun at the backstage with her Crew (video) by itchie: 2:23pm On Oct 26, 2017
Nice
PoliticsRe: Misau Mentions Aisha Buhari, Emefiele, Ambode In IG Probe by itchie: 9:58am On Oct 26, 2017
Spiritual wickedness in high places
PoliticsRe: Buhari Still Works From Home, 2 Months After - The Guardian by itchie: 9:08am On Oct 26, 2017
ba7man:
Buhari was poisoned using his air conditioning. The office was thrashed and everything in it replaced ( They told the public it was rats but in reality, it's far more dangerous situation but kept away from public knowledge ).

The people that attempted to kill him are around him but they are still unknown.

Their network has always been and they're fighting to remain.

Even V.P Osinbajo has his own battles away from the public eyes.
Source?
RomanceRe: Money, Sex, Fun, Health: #WhatDoWomenWant? Trends On Twitter; Nigerians React by itchie: 6:53am On Oct 26, 2017
Jagermeister:
THERE IS A WITCH IN EVERY WOMAN!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>∆∆∆<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.

(To men) Please take time to ponder. �

(To women) Just enjoy the story. �

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was:
*What do women really want?*

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.

She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.

But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.

Arthur's question thus:
"What a woman really wants?"

She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.

The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.

"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEAUTIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!

OR,

would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?

(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?

(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

And Lancelot's choice is given below...

BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!

OKAY?

Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now, what is the moral to this

The moral is...

1. There is a 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it

2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u the best.

Culled from Whatsapp.
Trash!!, I know a lot of women who have been allowed to have their way in fact some of them decide what happens in their homes yet they behave worse than witches
CrimeRe: SARS Officials Arrest Sales Girls In Anambra For Stealing (Photos) by itchie: 8:37pm On Oct 25, 2017
ba7man:
Anambra is a zoo.
Zoo animal, I was waiting for your response. I knew one of the animals will definitely come to defend the zoo
PoliticsRe: Kano To Separate Female From Male Passengers In Tricycles (Photo) by itchie: 7:08pm On Oct 25, 2017
These are the cavemen we are sharing a country with
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage And Wizkid Featured On Billboard (Pictured) by itchie: 6:17pm On Oct 25, 2017
Congrats to Tiwa and wizzy
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage And Wizkid Featured On Billboard (Pictured) by itchie: 6:14pm On Oct 25, 2017
kenodrill:
who's this bigot of a thing?
That guy told you the truth. Face your life and stop hating other people's success. It won't benefit you in any way
CrimeRe: Two Killed In An Attack In Jol, Plateau Community by itchie: 5:58pm On Oct 25, 2017
One Nijeriya. All these things are just criminal activities. Nobody should be worried about it. We are more scared of the dangerous flags and songs of IPOB. Long live Jubrin, long live ordinary criminals and long live nijeriya
CrimeRe: SARS Officials Arrest Sales Girls In Anambra For Stealing (Photos) by itchie: 5:36pm On Oct 25, 2017
If I say Nigeria is a zoo, the will attack me but where do you find this kind of barbaric behavior if not in a zoo or an animal farm? Definitely not among normal human beings. Shame to the zoo police, shame to zoogeria
PoliticsRe: Ndi Igbo Declares Support For Buhari In 2019 Election by itchie: 5:29pm On Oct 25, 2017
Who are these so called "ndi Igbo" ? Who sent them? Who even knows them? Ndi ara!!!
CelebritiesRe: Lady Begs Queen Nwokoye For 500k To Put Food On Her Table. see the Epic response by itchie: 5:27pm On Oct 25, 2017
Nigerians and begging ehn!!
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Government Begged Maina To Join 'change Agenda' — Family by itchie: 5:24pm On Oct 25, 2017
APC is full of deception and lies. In fact, this government is a conglomeration of scam artistes
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie Celebrates Her Daughter's 2nd Birthday (Photos) by itchie: 9:51am On Oct 25, 2017
hardwerk:
BRAIN DEAD monoric fella....that's what you are ....that's all
Idiotic lameberain nincompoop.... That's what you are..... That's all
TravelRe: NIGERIA, The Second Most Dangerous Country To Visit In The World. See List: by itchie: 7:30am On Oct 25, 2017
Who are the authors of womensarticle.com? Nonsense!!
SportsRe: Nigerian Man Begs For $500 In Ronaldo's Live Facebook Video by itchie: 7:28am On Oct 25, 2017
What da fvck?!!!!!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: I'm Not Dating Jeff Akoh, I Pulled A Stunt To Promote His New Album - Bisola by itchie: 7:27am On Oct 25, 2017
Hmmm bisola. Anyway I wish you the best in life

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