₦airaland Forum

smartchoice: Just coming from that particular hospital and I can tell you something is amiss with the nurses....civility, professionalism gone with the winds!

abeg you fit com my house tomorrow pls

What about amputees? This is not fair

Illuminatus: I don't think launching expensive toys (space crafts) into other planets and learning about them should be our priority now. We barely understand ourselves as it is.

So we should be stagnant development-wise because of this?

psky: https://oi43.tinypic.com/xlhtma.jpg

jokes apart, Who the fvck is this dude

[quote author=mr.ceo63]Watin d chiken dy do dia or e dy fellow u watch ball. #jtazking ,D[/quote]no e de drink beer

Dies

I shout goal step on top my granma chicken.. the thing don. Die

What's with Nigerians and 20th century branding

ammyluv2002: Libya? Seriously?

don't get worked up, its not a credible source

israel007: [size=15pt]that eclipse wey i miss pain me no be small.

i dey inside pool come dey shout say oooh weather don change. e be like say smoke dey o. mumu i no know say na eclipse dey finish go.


e pain me no be small [/size]

what's is this one saying

Leakages from the economy.. 'Nice one' FG

IRockALot: Dis is d worst video my eyes have ever graced!!!I hate it...

since your pa don de this naija wey be de before and after him born you wetin una don shoot/commission/launch?

Booty butt chic: Hello fellow Nlders,I have a friend who loves taking kush,codeine,several shits and stuffs like that,and I noticed most people around him knows that because he even posts pictures of him sniffing shits on social networks and they don't even seem to care....

so I took time out today after thinking of how to make my approach and also saw that thread on majek fashek,so I picked up courage talked to him seriously and also showed him pictures of majek fashek,he freaked out and was like can I help him ,

What can he do to stop taking does things.......SO I decided to bring it down here....You should please drop any advice or procedure you feel is right for him.......

Oooboy junkies full this country oo... emmm.. booty butter chick abi wetin be your name, talk true, na you de smoke the gbana abi na your friend? ! Be honest

vvvbobby205: Where are d 1 Million indians in 9ja? I hope they aren't the beggars tho? Cuz they living on d street. Already! Where are d 1 Million indians in 9ja? I hope they aren't the beggars tho? Cuz they living on d street. Already!

go to ilupeju in lagos you'd think Indians predominated that vicinity.. they even have their own school

Drink hydrogen oxide (the one for washing wounds)

Sleekydee: Delete or destroy evrytin that possibly cud mk u start tinking abt her....find a model n start a new relationship..den go to FB and update status like...LIVING D DREAM, NEW BEGINNINGS, SO IT WAS A BLESSING IN DISGIUSE...etc.

bad advice

wesley80: Fire gini? The news says Lagos not Sydney!

do you reside in lagos at all

hensben: we met 2 years ago at first i never knew she is my cousine n im happy we didnt do anything........i just find out she is my cousine so i told her we should back off but she refuse to listen telling me thtas my trick to dump her for my new chick.please what do you guys suggest i tell her to understand because its for real. Thanks for your candid advice

back off before you guys bring another Musiwa into this country

Andyblaze: Guys plesse help me. I'm in big problem.

U guys remember that my girlfriend I was telling youse about that hate kissing. Well I made a decision to dump her but I had not told her because I don't have an alternative active girlfriend to move on to. Today she came to my place in the morning(she doesn't attend church normally) and we had intercourse. In the afternoon, we decided to go for a walk. There is this other girl I've been chasing in our street but she has not given in to my chasing. The girl saw me and my girlfriend and I introduced her to my girlfriend. Then she na ask me if she(my girlfriend) is my sister and I said "Yes" because I don't want her to nose I have a girlfriend.

My girlfriend hid her upsetness and after the other girl walked away she gave me an angry look and stormed off. This evening I met the other girl and she sayd she have a boyfriend. Now I have lose from both sides.

Please advise me. Should I beg my girlfriend? Will she listen to me.


Please serious replies as you can see am serious these days

guy you for use pidgin na

Abu Mikey:

That kind punch wen fit change person Destiny!!

#dies

Justeenaleo: wat did olamide just throw to d crowd

touch light

2sa2: Not lion, elephant.

not elephant, Idowuogbo

Arosa: You dey correct me. na me start am.

happy birthday

Arosa: The eclipse has come and go.

eclipse don come, come waka again.. (that'd conceal your shortcomings with english language)